'Ello... I'm Aris Dalton.

A little bit about me:

I'm a fan of Redwall, all of the books by Tamora Pierce, and Harry Potter. I enjoy killing Sues, constructive criticism, killing Sues, humor, killing Sues, and making fun of pretty much everything around me. Did I mention that I don't like Mary Sues?

My Pen Name:

It's actually a silly character's name of mine, but I use it anyway. I like the name and don't wish to change it.

My Writing:

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do In Tortall ~ (Called TIANATDIT for short) This is my first Tortall fanfic. It looks like a list of rules, but I'm actually going to turn it into half-list of rules, half-story. Also, I'll be able to introduce a certain original character of mine who's out to get all Sues.

My Forums:

Ask Canon ~ Do you want advice? Why not ask one of the characters from the Tortall Universe? Advice is free, just ask away. (It's more of a spoof than help.)

Please Note:

I give out constructive criticism and laugh at flames. I consider flames a waste of time under most circumstances and I consider concrit to be similar to to veggies. They're both good for you. You need them.