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'Ello... I'm Aris Dalton.

A little bit about me:

I'm a big fan of Redwall, all of the books by Tamora Pierce, and Harry Potter. I'm a minor fan of Discworld, all of the books by Gail Carson Levine, Lord of the Rings, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Chronicles of Narnia, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, The Princess Diaries, "Shrek", "Drake & Josh", "iCarly", "Avatar: The Last Airbender", and the comic "Pearls Before Swine". I enjoy killing Sues, constructive criticism, killing Sues, humor, killing Sues, and making fun of pretty much everything around me. Did I mention that I don't like Mary Sues? Hmm... What else? I'm female, I'm also a big fan of the PPC and the OFUs, I'm a teenager, and I love dark chocolate. That's about it.

My Pen Name:

It's actually a silly character's name of mine, but I use it anyway. I like the name and don't wish to change it. At least it sounds halfway normal. Well, maybe not. The first name is actually a Greek boy's name, but I'm turning it into a girl's name. Muahaha! -snerk-

I used to be called Logical Thinker, but that name was a little ironic, owing to the fact that I most definitely am not a logical thinker at all. My fictionpress account name is Cinnia Aine, (pronounced "SIN-ee-YAH INE" -"INE" rhymes with line-), but that account is rather empty at the moment. As to my other names, those of you who frequent DAB may know me as the Dibbuns Neela & Bronte.

My Furry Alter-Ego:

Please don't use her in your fanfictions unless you ask my permission first. Thanks!

Name: Aris (pronounced "Air-rhis")

Species: Squirrel

Gender: Female

Age: Mid-teens (a.k.a. the equivalent of a teenager in Redwall years)

Fur Color: Light Brown

Eye Color: Brown

Personality: Aris is reckless, crazy, a fierce fighter, and loves most types of food. She loves being outdoors and enjoys nature. She hates being trapped in tight, enclosed spaces and she loves to read. (Obviously.) Aris is a pretty good cook, but can be clumsy and often doesn't think before she acts. She is also very sarcastic and has severe arachniphobia. She hates Mary Sues with the utmost loathing.

I have other characters, some you might know, some not. They aren't alter-egos, but you need to ask before you use them in your fics anyway. The link to their descriptions is here: http://docs.google.com/View?id=dgc4jw7x_3g6qhgrc3

Please Note:

I give out constructive criticism and laugh at flames. I consider flames a waste of time under most circumstances and I consider concrit to be similar to to veggies. They're both good for you. You need them. I like to help writers by looking at their writing and giving a different perspective. Even if the writer is one I hold in the highest respect, I'll still point out grammar and spelling mistakes so that the book will be even better. I also point out both flaws and attributes. You might think I'm rude for pointing out the not-so-great parts of a work of fiction, but praising a writer who needs help endlessly will not correct the mistakes. If I review your fic and you find what I say offensive, then that's your choice. But in all honesty, I like to help. PM me if you need to ask questions or talk.

My Writing:

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do In Tortall ~ (Called TIANATDIT for short) This is my first Tortall fanfic. It looks like a list of rules, but I'm actually going to turn it into story about the rules. In other words, I'm going to rewrite the first chapter. What you see is a teaser preview of it. Also, I'll be able to introduce a certain original character of mine who's out to get all Sues.