About me:

Name: Why the hell am I going to tell random strangers that?

Age: ... (see above) between 10 and 21

Gender: Female

Favorite books: Twilight, Harry Potter, The Host, Percy Jackson Series

Favorite anime/manga: Inuyasha, Fruits Basket, Death Note, Shugo Chara, Lucky Star, Skip Beat

Where I live: USA

Fanfiction Pet Peeves:

1. Terrible summaries. This includes bad grammar, spelling, or the extremely common "Read and find out!" You should seriously let the reader decide whether or not to read your story. And I usually skip over stories with bad grammar and spelling in the summaries because no matter how good the story actually is, I expect whatever the summary shows me.

2. Single spacing. I hate big clumps of text that are all smushed together so that you get a headache just by LOOKING at it.

3. Too MUCH spacing between lines. It looks really childish, like those people who try to fake a long essay in school by spacing a ton.

4. Using commas in run-ons or too many commas. For goodness' sake, people, there IS such a thing as a period and a colon or semi-colon.

5. Misspelled words that are actually other words. To/too/two, calm/clam, stared/starred, scared/scarred, etc. THESE THINGS REALLY MATTER!

6. Quotation errors. Seriously, you people who have bad grammar and spelling need to go back to school and pay attention in English!

7. No capitalization. It really bugs me.

8. Wrong spacing between words. T he, hes aid, etc.

9. Stupid mistakes in spelling.

10. Using one word repeatedly to describe something or an action. Ex: Said, talked, shrieked, etc. That's what a thesaurus is for!

11. When people use overly big or "grown up" words that are never normally used. Use a thesaurus, but don't go overboard!

Favorite Pairings:

Inuyasha:

Kagome/Inuyasha

Kagome/Sesshomaru

Kagome/Bankotsu

Miroku/Sango

Shippo/Rin

Kohaku/Rin

Twilight:

Canon Pairings

Pairings I don't like in general:

ANY PAIRING THAT IS TEACHER/STUDENT. Personally, I find it disturbing and wrong, because I always picture teachers to be old and nasty.

Random stuff OR important notices:

For all of you who thought I was dead, I was just grounded for AGES!! Grr...

I'm currently posting a story for my cousin. But I am filling up my notebook with future stories that I will post as soon as I can get 5 minutes of free time (ugh, school). Here's a list of what will be coming up ASAP!

Fate's Decision: Jacob and Bella Black are two newly-weds who move into a house in Chicago from the 1900's. Bella soon discovers that she is being haunted by the 17 year-old ghost of Edward Masen. Will sparks fly? Or will the overly possessive and jealous husband get in the way?

The Victor Wins My Trust: When Edward comes back from Volterra, he is told by Bella that she has found a new boyfriend. But since Bella still loves him, she'll give him another chance. She challenges Edward to a singing contest to see if he can 'convince' her to leave her current bf, Evan, and return to him. BXE...but I'm not telling which "E"!!

A Joke Gone Haywire: Bella and Edward are both grounded, courtesy of Emmett, Alice, and Jasper. She cooks up a plan with the help of Jake, Edward, and Rosalie to get back at them. It works! Mortified and enraged, the other team carries out their own practical joke against Bella, intending to scare the daylights out of her and teach her a lesson. But a part of their plan creates a reaction in Bella that no one anticipates. A reaction that makes everyone feel guilty.

And, of course, I probably will post some other random story before these ones, because that's just me...

Cool copy and paste stuff (but you don't have to copy and paste, just read it 'cause it's funny)

News. there was a girl who submitted a tape, and it was a phone conversation between a girl and her boyfriend.
this is how this went:
amber: ronny, are you gonna come over tomarrow to meet mom?like i said before, she really wants to meet you.
ronny: of course honey i know how much this means to you. when do you like me to come over?
amber:how about 6-ish? hey ronny,whats that tapping sound?
ronny: what?! i dont hear enything... youre probably imagining things,sweet heart.
amber: quit joking ronny!! stop making that noise. its getting louder!
ronny: i dont joke , you should know that by now...i love you so much, i would never lie to you.
amber: its starting to hurt my ears!! how can can you NOT hear that?! hold on, theres someone at the door... ill be right back! dont miss me too much! standing there, holding a knife and a phone
ronny:hey honey... ive missed you...
he slaughtered amber and when her parents came at six the next day he killed them too
if you dont repost this bulletin in two hours,amber will crawl out from under your bed in your sleep and murder you.the last thing you will see are her rotting eyes and the phone... still in her hand and repost this :( why sex hurt girls :( no bull! 8 peaple have died from not reposting.

They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. But I think guns help...If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think that would kill too many people.

Most people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.

It's not cheating unless you get caught.

I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it.

Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you!

If you know someone who is slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter, put this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die.

I don't really believe this but it's weird:This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

I got this from eMmEtTsMyIdOl's profile...I think its funny

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you call everyone in the phone book that has the last name Cullen. This is mine: Crazy is when you purposely be clumsy like Bella just to see if Edward is around to notice-cough-. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid ass.

A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes your and says, "RUN,Bitch,RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected. A best friend goes up to you and says, "It's because you're gay/lesbian isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

I read Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vice-versa, copy and paste this to your profile.-cough, cough-

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're one of those people who gets excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever stopped in the middle of a busy street to look at something, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever went to tuck your hair behind your ear, and end up accidentally poking yourself in the eye, copy this to your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when someone asked you for it, copy this to your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you've ever wondered why Bush won't leave the friggin' war and let the remaining soldiers live, copy and paste this onto your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Friends will always be like "Well you deserve better." but best friends will be prank calling him saying "You will die in seven days."

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then

And God(CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was gooooood

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

Check this out...

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan maid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile