Hey darlings! I'm back! and I'm updating this weekend so just hold on a little longer. I promise I have no plans to ditch the stories or anything like that, I'm going to see them out and finish them so please keep reading! I really love you guys and all your feedback, and love writing for you, so please stick with me and see these stories through! :D thanks mt

Alright!! I know I promised millions of chapters out weeks ago and it never happened. Besides a string of days where I was called into work there was also an issue with being less than prepared for my trip to Ireland and the UK (England, Northern Ireland, SCotland and Wales). And Now its the night before my trip and I have updates all ready for you in a notebook, but sadly I have no time to type them up for you and I wont have internet access for three weeks on my trip, but when I get back updateing all my stories will be on the top of my list of things to do (after I develop all my pictures of course!). But I promise that there will be something extra special in my next A New Generation update to make up for my serious lack of updates in the last two months. Sorry for the wait, I know you guys were counting on me. :( But the good news? I'm going to Europe!! Yay!! Thats cool right? PM me if you want to know anymore about updates or my trip or just whatever :D and I'll get back to you when I'm in the States once more. Bon Voyage! :D melissaturkey

Pen Name: melissaturkey (my last name is not turkey btw, just a silly nick-name)

Age: Sweet 16: my birthday is April Fools Day! April 1st, no joke! I'm serious!

Gender: Female (you probably guessed that from the Pen Name and the fact that virtually everyone on this site is female)

A Little About Me: I read a lot. Obviously that has to be said by most authors on this site so I guess I'm in like-company. Good books are my world, I like them more than people (just kidding ...kinda). I like people and music and I like to laugh.

Basics: I am a junior in high school. I'm in band, choir, speech, one-act plays, musicals, quiz bowl, national honor society, science club, and I'm on the honor role.

Work and Summer Plans and Driving: I work at McDonalds. My mom also works at McDonalds. I volunteer/work/ kinda get paid to announce at school basketball and volleyball games. I'm really good at selling things. I'm traveling to England, Ireland, Scotland, and Wales this summer. I'm a student ambassador in the People to People Ambassador organization. =why I get to go traveling this summer. I can drive. I just got my learners permit after driving illegally ever since I went through drivers ed. I was excited about it. My mom got me two books for passing the test the first time unlike my grandmother who failed 18 times before finally passing hers.

Sweet 16, My Cat and Other Miscellaneous information: I had a really boring sweet sixteen compared to alot of people's. I'm the cousin/godmother of the two cutest little boys ever! I write 300+ page novels in my free time-which is limited. I read constantly. I have tons of people who love me very much. I'm an only child. No that doesnt make me spoiled. I have an adorable cat that is evil to everyone but me. He bites every male that enters the house. I think he's jealous-even of my dad-which is weird. My cat sometimes humps my leg-I thought only dogs did that, again weird.

Colors and Food: My favorite color is blue, scratch that-violet, no its red, no wait its black, actually its yellow, no never mind I like every color...except for green-certain shades of green remind me of puke, but I like pretty green, and certain browns and I like orange too...and any other random color... My favorite food is almost every food, Im not picky.

Music: I love music, I listen to it everyday. At the moment I'm a big fan of the Fray, My Chemical Romance, Muse, Owl City, Meiko, Evanescence, Taylor Swift, Coldplay, Colbie Caillat, Crystal Gayle, Air Supply, Snow Patrol, Ronnie Milsap, Dashboard Confessional, Kelly Clarkson, Blue October, Fine Frenzy, Death Cab for Cutie and Anberlin. And thats just my favorites of this week.

~note that the dry humor I intened to insert while giving information about myself might have just come off as...well-dry...and boring-sorry about that~

Favorite Authors: Stephenie Meyer, Annette Curtis Klause, Melissa Marr, Melissa De La Cruz, Cassandra Clare, Sherwood Smith, Shannon Hale, Sharon Shin, Marianne Curly, Jane Austin, P.C. and Kristin Cast, Meg Cabot, Lurlene McDaniel, Cate Teirman, Madeline L'Engle, Tamora Pierce, Elisa Carbone,Claudia Gray, Joan Lowery Nixon, Rachel Caine, J.K. Rowling, Sherryl Jordan, L.J. Smith, Meredith Ann Piece, James Patterson, Amelia Atwater-Rhodes, Kristin Cashmore...the list goes on and on.

Favorite Books: Anything by above mentioned authors plus hundreds more. I read alot!!

I hope you will read, review and enjoy my fan fiction!!

thanks a bunch, melissaturkey :)

Here's the lyrics to the song for the last chapter of A Little Too Excited Heaven Forbid by the Fray

The reason I think this song is so important to the chapters with Isaac and Madge and Giles is that it was almost 20 yrs ago (actually 18) that Giles and Madge met, "heaven forbid you end up alone" is sort of the "theme" of something Giles or Isaac would say to Madge, no matter what is going on between the three of them (and as I get further along in Never Forget you'll see that it is a very dysfunctional love triangle) they want her to be happy adn at least end up with one of them so she doesnt "end up alone." (ps this is my fav song right now)

Twenty years it's breaking you down, now that you understand there's no one around.
Take a breath, just take a seat, you're falling apart and tearing at the seams.

Heaven forbid you end up alone and don't know why
Hold on tight wait for tomorrow, you'll be alright

It's on your face, is it on your mind, would you care to build a house of your own.
How much longer, how long can you wait, It's like you wanted to go and give yourself away.

Heaven forbid you end up alone and don't know why
Hold on tight wait for tomorrow, you'll be alright

It feels good. Is that reason enough for you.
It feels good. Is that reason enough for you.

Heaven forbid you end up alone and don't know why
Hold on tight wait for tomorrow, you'll be alright
Heaven forbid you end up alone and don't know why
Hold on tight wait for tomorrow, you'll be alright

Out of this one
Don't know how to get you out of this one, don't know how to get you out of this one,
Don't know how to get you out of this one, don't know how to get you out of this one

Okay so info for the stories:

As of BoC and A Little Too Excited, here are the ages of some of the main characters.

Gabriel: 24

Vivian: 16, I know that in actuality she was probably meant to have turned 17 in her birthday in BaC but I didnt to the right math until after I wrote the story. So for story purposes she's 16.

Jacqueline: 31

Jacque: 21

Bridgit (Jacque's younger sister): 19

Madge: 36

Isaac: 36

Charlotte :16

Giles: 150

George (Gile's oldest son from his first wife): 130

Bernard (one of Giles's sons from first marriage): 82

Brandon (one of Gile's sons from first marriage): 82

(more info to be added when I get the time!)

Girls are like apples

on trees. The best ones

are at the top of the tree.

The boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree.

all girls copy and paste this to your page

This is where I am placing all the great quotes of my fav stories here on fan fiction net:

"He’s right up there with oxygen." : bella about edward in a Zayz story

"...stupid hyperactive pixie!": about alice in a story i cant remember the name of. (but all credit to that writer)

"Just some C.D. I stole from edward in 92' " : alice to bella in a story i also forgot the name of but give all credit to that author.

“Bella, are you trying to dazzle me?”: from edward to bella in Blue Moon Over Manka's by Cullenista

“You know what they say about men liking cars and women liking clothes? Alice likes cars too, because they take her to where the clothes are.”: another from Cullenista's Blue Moon Over Manka's.

“Does she have a doggy, I can play with?”

“Ye-” I was about to say.

Bella hit my arm. “Edward, that’s not funny!”: Excerpt about Lacey and Jacob in I Have You To Thank by I-lOvE-eDwArD-yEs-I-dO

"…stupid, speedy, impatient, mythological creatures"a Bella to Jacob tid bit from a three hills story.

"Take my shirt off."Edward (all fan girls swoon) to Bella (now we scowl) in Blue Moon Over Manka's by Cullenista

"I'm not sure how the mouse got between the sofa cushions, but there is a stuffed squirrel in the entertainment cabinet, next to the CD player."-I just thought this one was funny when I read it! Edward to Bella in BMOM by Cullenista

"...A doctor could get rich off me. Its a rare month when I dont need a cast or x-rays. I think I'm overdue for a complete physical, wont you reconsider?"-Bella (of course) BMOM by Cullenista

"My escape was working until someone threw that porch railing in front of me." Bella, explaining away a moment of klutziness in BMOV by Cullenista (its not my fault the story is quotable)

“Yes, well…we’re talking about the past, honey, not the future. I’ll leave that one to you.” Jasper to Alice in "There's Something About A Man In Uniform" by whitereflections12

“You setting the table will not get me to forgive you.” Bella to Edward in "Love Affair" By I-lOvE-eDwArD-yEs-I-dO

“Lust is the chocolate box of emotions, while love…love is the diamond in the rough, the real thing.”Lily to Alice in Saying So by the awesome Zayz.

'She had the instincts of a suicidal lemming. If she was convinced it was going to be okay, then we were both headed for disaster.' Edward's thoughts about Bella in FiftyEight Nights by Eowyn77.

“You gave her pointy things?” Emmett scolded. “And then let her walk?” Emmett to Esme in Eowyn77's amazing story FiftyEight Nights, out of all my favorite stories on this site that is the one I urge everyone to read, I swear it is the most in-character, yet hilarious and entertaining fic on the twilight end of this site and is just plain awesomeness so check it out!

And, because she’s Lily Evans and she’s not in a good mood today, Lucille finally subsides, retreating into her sleeping bag.A little bit of a story Hogwarts Top Model by the incredible ZAyz!

..."What’s a happy ending when you don’t have a story to tell?” as always amazing stuff from Love Affair by the former I love Edward Yes I Do.

and a thousand other quotes from the talented funny authors on this site! luv ya!

I am afraid of what is lurking in it.

I am not afraid of heights,

I am afraid of falling.

I am not afraid of falling in love,

I am afraid of not being loved back.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,

Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad: Follow her

When she stares at your mouth: Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you: Grab her and don't let go

When she start's cussing at you: Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet: Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you: Give her your attention

When she pull's away: Pull her back
When you see her at her worst: Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying: Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking: Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared: Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder: Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat: Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you: Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time: reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt: Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you: she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands: Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you: bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret: keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes: dont look away until she does

When she misses you: she's hurting inside

When you break her heart: the pain never really goes away

When she says its over: she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin: she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored or sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"

Awww wasnt that inspiring, I seriously doubt there are many guys on fan fiction net anyway, but oh well we dare to hope they'll see this and take the hint lol :D

TEAM ALICE: because seeing things before they happen rocks.
TEAM BELLA: because she's Edward's girl.
TEAM CARLISLE: because all doctors should be this hot.
TEAM EDWARD: because we wish all guys were this perfect.
TEAM EMMETT: because we all love a guy with muscles.
TEAM ESME: because she's the coolest mother ever.
TEAM JASPER: because he can snap at me anytime.
TEAM ROSALIE: because deep down we all think she's awesome.

"Man, as long as he lives, is immortal. One minute before his death he shall be immortal. But one minute later, God wins. " - Elie Wiesel

"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. " - Mark Twain

"Two men look out a window. One sees mud, the other sees the stars." - Oscar Wilde

"Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek." - Barack Obama

"I think that the only reason people hold onto memories so tight is because memories are the only things that dont change; when everybody else does." - Unkown

"I am the author of my life. Unfortunately I'm writing in pen and I can't erase my mistakes."- Unkown

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

I don't really believe this but it's weird:This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next
week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

Im a mush and a sap so Ill probably have a zillion of these type things on here :)

ThInGs To PoNdEr:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?

Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?

Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?

Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F ?

Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

XX

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

Rock beats paper. Always.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, but Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous.

They laugh because we're losers... We laugh because they just figured it out.

The 50-50-90 rule: any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Newsflash, Honey, I don't live to please you.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

Ok, I know I have selected only the lovely amazing awesomest stuff to put on my profile but why are you still here!! Shouldnt you be reading and reviewing my stories? huh, huh? :D jk jk :D, mt (melissaturkey)