I don't have much to say. My name is Marisa. I'm not a fan of OCs and try my best to improve myself and my writing.

Favorite:

Anime/Manga: Ouran High School Host Club, Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne, Fruits Basket(FURUBA!), Full Moon Wo Sagashite, Avatar:The Last Airbender, Absolute Boyfriend

Books: Harry Potter series, Inkheart trilogy, The Theif Lord, Maniac Magee(sp), Duma Key, Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel series, Pet Sematary

Pairings: SoshiXRiiko, HikaruXHaruhi, MoriXHaruhi, KyouyaXHaruhi, DannyXSam, CosmoXWanda, ZADF (Hate ZADR, don't even try making me read it. Friendship is acceptable)

As you can see by the following pairings i like: SoshiXRiiko, HikaruXHaruhi, MoriXHaruhi, andKyouyaXHaruhi, I have a tendancy to pick the most unlikely of couples. Dammit, I suck! D:

TV Shows: Danny Phantom, Fairly Odd Parents, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Invader Zim

Random crap:

Love without friendship is like a house with no foundation.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Danger: HIGH VOLTAGE. If you can convince that drunk guy over there to pee on this fence, you are in for some serious laughs.

A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughs.

If you want Invader Zim to come back, copy and paste this into your profile and sign your name: xx-A-Little-Birdie-xx, RulerofFire, MyWhiteLady, Invader Nyx, Serentochan, Zim'sMostLoyalServant, Sara Zoe Tigris, Guy Person, JoeMerl, miharu365

If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think Tak from Invader Zim is awesome, even though she's evil, copy and paste this into your profile and sign your name. Lunadoll419, JoeMerl, miharu365

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you are on fanfiction.net for some other reason than writing pure romance fics or totally rearranging the original story because some slash romance story didn't happen, and you're getting tired of the people who are, copy this and paste it onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, Sammi, Nukagirl, Wolfy the Ironic Ninja, F. D. Tamms CrazyGirl99, Scarlet Masquerade, theatrical-expressions, JoeMerl, miharu365

If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to SLUG them, put this in your profile.

If you know it's only a matter of time were invaded by Irkens, paste this into your profile.

!eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI

If you think "mpreg" is disgusting and sick and wrong, copy and paste this into your profile, then add your name to the list: Ankaara666, JoeMerl, miharu365 (Oh, come on, you all know it is. Not that that makes any story with it unreadable.)

Cow farts are responsible for the emission of most of the planet's methane gas. If you think that those vegetarian people are actually polluting more than the normal cow-consuming person, copy and paste this into your profile, and then go eat a hamburger.

Best fanfic(s) EVER:

Pride by EoEDaD

Yeah, it's a teen titans fic, and a ravenXmalchior at that, but the pairing is pretty cool and this fic is so well-written!

It Went Something Like This by Faye Lunacorn

It's for Fairly Odd Parents, CosmoXWanda. It's about how Cosmo Wanda got together. Unfortunately, it hasn't been updates since 11-04-07, and I really want to know what happens next.

Companionship by Chimaerical

Same as above, but it was updated 10-20-09. :D

TIME FOR A MATH LESSON

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint

What makes 100 percent? What does it mean to give MORE than 100 percent? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We all have been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over one hundred percent. How about achieving 103 percent? What makes up 100 percent in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions;

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11= 98 percent

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96 percent

but

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =100 percent

and,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20= 103 percent

and look how far this one will take you,

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7= 118 percent!

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and ASSKISSING that will put you over the top.

Invader Zim Questionare: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an IZ Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be?

My Answer: Zim's base, Membrane's lab, or the Massive.

2. Which IZ Character Would You Date?

My Answer: None of them really. If I had to...Dib. He's the only human guy. XD

3. Which IZ Character Is Your Best Friend?

My Answer: Dib because I love the paranormal.

4. Which IZ Character Do You Hate?

My Answer: Professor Membrane or Gaz. Gaz because she's abusive and controlling, while Professor Membrane is just a very bad father. He's not as bad as, say, Mr. Casil from "Squee!", but still.

5. Your Favorite IZ Episode?

My Answer: "Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars" or "Battle of the Planets". The first reminds me of my brother and me playing video games.

6. Your Favorite IZ Character?

My Answer: Dib.

7. Favorite Almighty Tallest?

My Answer: I like them both, but Red is smarter and funny at the same time. Purple is just stupid. XD

8. Zim walks up to you, what do you do?

My Answer: Blink and walk away, trying not to laugh.

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

My Answer: GIR. It would be more fun.

10. You accidently got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

My Answer: GIR. He's stupid, but he probably has food in that head.

11. Zim asked you to help him repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

My Answer: >.> "YOU DON'T HAVE REPRODUCTIONAL ORGANS! YOU WERE BORN FROM A TUBE." I'd yell that and run away.

12. Favorite IZ Pairing?

My Answer: None of them. I don't think romance belongs on the show.

13. You and the Tallest are on the Massive...?? (I don't know where this question was going!)

My Answer: I will take their snacks for the Resisty. :D

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

My Answer: Buying a belt sander to lure bigfoot into my garage,

15. Favorite IZ Quote?

My Answer: Zim: "At this very moment I'm inside a microscopic submersible somewhere in your disgusting belly, attached to your arm control nerve!"
Dib: "Arm control nerve?"
Zim: "Yes, arm control nerve!"
Dib: "...In my…belly?"
Zim: "Yes!"
Dib: "Humans don't have arm control nerves!"
Zim: "Do not question me! I control your arms!"
-Zim and Dib, NanoZim

16. Favorite Zim Moment?

My Answer: Too many to count. Look at the question below me.

17. Favorite Dib Moment?

My Answer: In "Dib's Wonderful Life of Doom", when he was standing before a crowd of reporters while the Massive crash-landed behind him.

18. Favorite Tallest Moment?

My Answer: Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars. Just...that entire episode. "WOAH, WOAH, WOAH, laughter, WOAH, WOAH...etc."

19. Favorite GIR Moment?

My Answer: "I was the turkey ALL ALONG!"

20. Favorite Random Moment?

My Answer: Look above.

Alright, on to business.

Rich Bastards (Now Deleted)

GAWD SOMEBODY TAKE IT!

Write a BOF/Ouran crossover. Haruhi and Tsukushi both sign up for a student exchange program. Any couple goes. Tsukushi and Haruhi should be childhood friends.

There's the challenge. I'd like to read any fics based on this challenge because I'm sure there are people that could write it much better than me.

Keep It Together

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A Slave and Her Masters

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Coming Soon

Category Hint: It involves a moron with green hair. No, it is not an anime.

Plot Hint: Voluptas, Daughter of Cupid, is tricked by a character who someone makes it okay to say "sexy" on a G-rated show.

Working out the details.

...I'm just not in an Ouran mood right now. I'm more focused on Jhonen Vasquez's work.

Excuses, excuses...

I'm deleting my Ouran stories because I've been reading the manga and...God. I feel that I'm not awesome enough to write anything to do with it.