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Author has written 12 stories for Naruto.
(profile under construction may change very often) do to lack of time and motivation and Family problems I'm on a Indefinite hiatus as far as writing goes but I hope to be back at some point in time and writing better than I was
Well like a lot of others i guess I'll do this Naruto style.
Name: that's for me to know and you to never find out
Likes: I got a lot, but mostly anime, manga, music, reading, video games, computers, cars, and blacksmithing
dislikes: lot of these too but not as many as likes, being mostly people who don't look underneath the underneath just 'cus they don't want too (look underneath the underneath is one of my favorite quotes from Naruto), overly ooc characters (especially in canon based fan fics), and spelling
hopes and dreams: too boring to say (they're worse than Shikamaru's, though I have had one dream come true for me, I own a Chevy SS)
characters:(Naruto only at this time)
favorite: Naruto, Hinata, Shikamaru (these are my favorite 'cus I'm a little of all three of them)
dislike: Akatsuki(other then Itachi i like him, Hidan is starting to grow on me, and i like them as a evil organization) and Kabuto
hate: Orochimaru and mini Oro (Sasuke, AKA the guy that was never to exist, I think that Naruto was going to be a Harem/Romance/Action/Comedy originally, just look at the way the girls act in Naruto you got the rivals Sakura and Ino, the shy girl Hinata, the strong girl Temari, the girl no one really knows anything about Tenten, and the older woman who wants nothing but to get in the guys pants Anko, you could probably put Tsunade and Kurenei in it too)
like: most of the rest or I'm indifferent
pairings: (Naruto only at this time)
Favorite: well NaruHina of course
ones i like: ShikTema, ChouIno, NaruSaku or Shion, SasuSaku (before ch 401, when he had a chance of coming back), AsumKure
plot device (pairings made only to make your story work): Naru(any girl his age, can be harem), KibaSaku or Hina, SasuShion (though I think I'm the only one to write one of these so far), GaarHina, ChouHina, GaarIno, ShinTema, KankTen (last four i didn't like at all till I read 'Three Months' but fic died (in my opinion) after Chouji and Hinata had their arranged marriage set up)
ones i dislike (their kind of ok if in a crack fic/pairing): any family, Yaoi, Yuri, Akatsuki(other then Itachi but no ItaHina), and any pairing with more than 5 years between them and Tobi is too old for anybody he's is old enough to be Tsunade's grandpa, he's older then hidden leaf itself, and the third would of been 70 that makes him at least 85-110 (dang he's a good ninja to still be fighting like he does)
AND THE ONE I HATE (this also starts the ranting): SasuHina (they have never even seen each other other than maybe a glance here and there they were probably thinking she's/he's weak/a big jerk(or Naruto-kun is better))(only one i won't read 'cus to make it work you have to make one of them ooc to the point that their just a oc with their name(take almost any story with this pairing and you can replace Sasuke with Naruto or Hinata with Sakura or a random Hyuuga, and Sasuke is evillllllllllllll, Hinata is the only non-shallow girl in Naruto's academy class, she likes Naruto for his Will of Fire (no one else has this as strong as him but Tsunade and that would be just gross but still better than SasuHina, even her sort of half brother, Neji is better then Sasuke) not looks (well maybe a little but personalty is first in her book or she would have been a rabid fangirl like Sakura and Ino)) I challenge anyone to find one were their not ooc and tell me which one and I'll try it
anyone who thinks that Naruto's stupid or Hinata is weak, GO BACK AND READ NARUTO OVER AGAIN (I would say watch too but Anime now counters the Manga it has gotten horrible with the fillers, some are all right but the three tails arc sucks I mean Naruto isn't a genus like Neji or Itachi but he wouldn't at this point in time do what he does in the arc and Hinata wouldn't be that weak I mean she goes from 32 strikes to Kyuubi shaped chakra fist in like a month or two I don't think so, I bet in the manga she can do 64 if not 128 at the point sasuke kills Orochimaru or has equivalent jutsu to the chakra fist one if not the chakra fist one)
Naruto is not stupid you got to remember he doesn't have parents, so things like manners and all the other things parents teach their kid Naruto wouldn't have learned, and THE PRANK THAT NARUTO PULLS OFF AT THE BEGINNING TAKES TIME TO SET UP AND HE DIDN'T GET CAUGHT FOR A LONG TIME, then in wave he does the whole demon wind Shuriken thing that was his idea (there too many times he's proven he's smart to say them all, and the not knowing Hinata likes him might not be true if you think about it he could be acting to protect her from the villagers i call it 'the dragon(demon for him)never gets the princess' (might be a good title for a NaruHina fic, and is now))
AND SHY PEOPLE APPEAR WEAKER 'CUS WELL... ALL I KNOW IS I'M SHY BUT WOULD YOU CALL A GUY 6'5" OVER 270 POUNDS WEAK IF YOU NEVER SEEN HIM FIGHT, AND YOU GOT TO SEE HINATA FIGHT NEJI, HE WOULD OF SQUASHED ALMOST ANYBODY ELSE (Sakura, Ino, Kiba to name a few) AND SHE WAS EVEN WINNING FOR A BIT (AND COULD OF JUST USE THE SEAL TO BEAT HIM)!!
JIRAIYA'S FIRST BOOK WAS NOT PERVERTED HE EVEN SAYS THAT IT WAS A FLOP AND THE SEQUEL HE WILL "TRY AND SEX UP THE SEQUEL A LITTLE" THAT MEANS THAT THE FIRST BOOK WASN'T PERVERTED
there are no canon pairings at this time other than AsumKure (and Asuma is dead so it's not really a pairing anymore) , but possible ones are NaruHina or Saku (first to confess to like/loving him wins (it looks like Hinata is alive so she won, never mind the battle isn't over yet, I jump the gun on a wishy-washy guy), I'm leaning to Hinata 'cus she's had a real conversion with him and the whole swearing on her blood thing, even in the manga Hinata has the 2nd most mission time with Naruto of the girls), ShikTema(it's been hinted to and denied just as much, like when Naruto returns after the time skip he asks if they're together and they say no but when they show Temari leaving they hint at it at least being possible), ChouIno(I think that Ino worries little more about him then anyone else, and they were together when they met Sai, Ino might have been trying for a double date to hook up Naruto and Sakura LOL), LeeTen (there is a brief moment when Naruto leaves to train with Jiraiya that they show Tenten staring at Lee (who had just beat Gai in a spar) with a look of a fangirl, or she wants a peace of his butt but I'm a guy so i don't know which it is). there is nothing to point to any other pairing that I've seen, but there is evidence pointing to a brother/sister relationship between Hinata, Kiba (he teases Hinata like a little brother would tease his sister), and Shino(acts like a concerned older brother) so no KibaHina or ShinHina, but then again there's hardly anything but fighting in 'Naruto' the three longest conversions that didn't involve fighting are the Hidden Leaf history lesson aka why Itachi killed the Uchiha and Sasuke is an emo, the story of Inari's 2nd dad, and the talk Naruto and Hinata had before the finals(might not be true but only ones that i could think of that didn't have a fight in it).
I don't get why when people do a Naruto crossover they just throw random people into spots, I mean come on if you do Wizard of Oz The Tin Man would clearly be Sasuke (he needs a heart), and Scarecrow would be Kakashi (heck it's his name), and how many princes in Disney movies have been stuck up, emo, jerks who want to kill their brother more than anything else, the only time I can think of to use Sasuke is as the main guy is in Mulan and he works as grumpy in Snow White but he could never be a prince (but maybe I just use my brain too much and can't just look at the surface or act like a fangirl/guy to crossover Cinderella and have Sasuke as the prince (if he was he wouldn't care to go after Cinderella and use the slipper to try and kill his brother or make a shoe bomb and blow up Hidden Leaf) and when you put them in school Sasuke is not a bad boy, his is a jock, popular kid, smart kid, bully, and/or an emo, Naruto is the bad boy and/or class clown (though by bad boy I mean is one like Zaitsu Misao from Hatsukoi Limited, Seiji Sawamura from Midori no Hibi, Souichiro Nagi from Tenjou Tenge, or Ryo Washizu from Asu no Yoichi)
GAARA IS NOT A PANDA HE IS A RACCOON (Raccoon-dog really) SO QUIT CALLING HIM A PANDA WILL YOU, IT'S LIKE CALLING A CHIHUAHUA A RAT SURE IT LOOKS A LITTLE LIKE ONE BUT IT'S NOT IT'S A DOG (Tenten looks more like a panda than Gaara)
I'm tired of people arguing pairings by saying stupid things (IE they look cute together, Naruto's a loud mouth so why can't Kiba have Hinata (that is a real one I've seen), Sasuke is the opposite of Hinata (how is an angsting emo the opposite of quiet and shy, loud and outgoing is which is Naruto (ironically loud and outgoing is the opposite of angsting emo too)), etc) I can argue all of the pairings I like with out saying things like that and use evidence from the manga and anime to prove it
Ok I don't get how people can make random pairings like SasuHina (or any Hinata pairing other then with Naruto as the main one, it can work but only when Naruto is already paired), NaruSasu (yes I think Sasuke would be the uke in the pairing he is strong willed but submissive he proved that in cannon with Tobi/Madara), and many others when they have already said who or shown what kind of person they like, do you have to stick to them no, but you have to prove to me that it's possible, NaruHina is an easy pairing to wright because Hinata only has eyes for Naruto and Naruto has a kind heart and is a protector who has no one who truly loves him like a girlfriend or wife would (other than Hinata but he does not know it) so he will give any girl a chance if they truly mean it, on the other hand SasuHina is just about impossible to impossible to write like I said Hinata only has eyes for Naruto and Sasuke is the opposite of Naruto, where Naruto is kind Sasuke only looks to himself, where Naruto would risk his life to save someone Sasuke would rather sacrifice them for his goal to kill his brother/ destroy Hidden Leaf, NaruSasu now we don't know Sauske's sexual preference but we do know Naruto's he follows Sakura around like a lost puppy and he has out right said to Hinata that she is the kind of person he likes plus he is a pervert like his senseis note his reaction to Double Knock Out twins the girl version he acted like Jiraiya (I actually confused the two of them for a minute) and the guy version he had a look of disgust (though you won't see it in the anime so the millons of narusasu fanfics won't be replaced by millons of saisasu ones)
WHY does everybody have to act the same way in fanfics, IE everyone's gay, having sex left and right before marriage, and so on, I can understand for one-shots and short fics but there are some that are long and everyone acts the same way, that makes no sense to me, not everyone does the same thing, I mean do you act the same as your friends, your parents, the people you work with, or that person you just can't stand to be around, I know I don't
I think it's funny when people forget that in Naruto they run the history repeats it self bit to death, why does Naruto try to peep at Sakura at the hot springs there is only one reason for it Jiraiya peeped at Tsunade, why does Sasuke hate Hidden Leaf now that his brother is dead because Orochimaru hated Leaf, why does Sakura beat on Naruto because Tsunade did it to Jiraiya first, so my theory is that there was a girl that secretly like Jiraiya but she died before Jiraiya ever noticed her or they got together (I just hope it doesn't happen to Hinata too (had this theory long before ch. 419 came out)(Kishimoto quit reading my stuff))
the whole Stockholm Syndrome thing is over used and Hinata (she the main one I see) would definitely not fall for that, the main reason that happens is the hostage is overconfident and hold conversations with their captor, and I don't see Hinata doing that she is too shy and would be too scared (the most you would get out of her I think is "let me go" or "just wait till (Name here, most likely Naruto) get's here he will (harm of some sort here)") since she was kidnapped when she was little, the only person I’d think could get Stockholm Syndrome is Sasuke oh wait he kind of did in canon (Hinata is more likely to have a hero complex than Stockholm Syndrome (hero complex is where you fall for the person or people who save you and not many people use this in fanfics that I've seen)
Story Ideas that i might write at some point in time
I'm finally putting up the I idea I have for the sequel to Akatsuki is Ifluenced: shortly after Kabuto is stopped everything is going great for everyone in Hidden Destiny until Jiraiya's spies get word that Kushina Uzumaki may not be dead and three people show up one day with one saying that she's Naruto's huband, one is thought to be dead, and another says Hinata isn't who she says she is
I have watched Kanokon and it reminded me of Naruto so i might do a crossover between the two some time (I want to see if I'm the first to come up with this so I'm adding the date 6/4/08 might be a while before I write it though)
Naruto/ Hellsing crossover (title will probably be Oturan) (and after seeing ep. 76-77 of NS I might have Sakura be Naruto's sister since she looked like Seras (So you can sort of see what my I idea is now))
Naruto/ James Bond and/or Get Smart: with Naruto as Bond / agent 86, Hinata as Money Penny / agent 99, Tsunade as M / Chief (I might have the Third be Chief), Tenten as Q, everybody else as the villains, Bond girls, ect (possible subtitles if i pick Bond are Man with the Golden Kunai, Sharingan Eye, and more) (true Kiba seems more of the player type and would make a better Bond but there wouldn't really be anybody to play Money Penny then)
Naruto/Ah My Goddess: I was thinking about this one for a little bit but i couldn't figure out who to use as Urd but i was looking at the Naruto wiki site and at the bottom of Hinata's page they had a note that said that because of Hinata's dad and Neji's dad being identical twins that Hinata and Neji were DNA wise Half brother and sister (which also make NejiHinas even more of a ewwwwwwwww and redneckish so Naruto=Keiichi, Hinata=Belldandy, Hanabi=Skuld, Neji=Urd (no he's not going to be gay) there's more but I'm keeping them secret till i start writing and it won't be a complete rewrite (I'm using the idea of a team (probably Naruto, Shino, and Kiba) going to a school for a mission)
Naruto/Simoun: Yes this one will be kind of weird with the forced Yuri pairings but I'll still keep it guy(well use to be guys)/girl pairings, I plan on just using the whole everybody is a girl till they pick and keeping them normal ninja (no flying weird ships) but I might go with a story line closer to Simoun and have them still be ninja but fly the ships too (It will probably be 6 man squads instead of 3 with 2 jonins (might do just 1 jonin and not have them use jutsus) if you've seen Simoun you can probably guess why)
Super Hero Naruto: Sakura tries to hook up Naruto and Hinata by having Naruto dress up like Hinata's favorite animal, a fox (just the ears and tail, and I don't know if that is her favorite animal but for this fic it will be) but it back fires when Naruto catches Kakashi peeping and creates the heroin of Hidden Leaf, 'Fox Girl' and it's not Hinata. (might have a sidekick named Rabbit or mouse boy)
Naruto/Change 1-2-3: after Hinata's mother died she was raised by 4 'fathers' (Haishi, Kakashi, Asuma, Gai) but some how developed multiple personalities that are masters of the each of the styles taught by her 'dads'
a what if: Cloud did kidnap Hinata but they were there for a third Jinchūriki too and they're successfully kidnapped to protect them (and to give Cloud a foxy Byakugan) (Yugito and Killer bee will act as Naruto's parents and Naruto will probably be able to use all 9 tails under his control)
Naruto/Battle Tanx: Kabuto makes a super virus that kills only women and only 8 in the whole world survive, Akatsuki goes in to hiding, and a massive war brakes out over the 7 of the 8 women (Queens) and the last Jinchuriki (King), Hidden Leaf ends up with the most surviving Queens but all but 2 are kidnapped the 2 left being the Hokage (she's too old) and a Queen that is saved by the King being the right person in the wrong place (he was looking for the pink haired Queen) when he saves her from her kidnappers he is given sole rights to her, which she is happy about
Naruto/DOA: team Kakashi and team 8 are on a mission when a missing-nin attacks and spills Naruto's blood making Hinata angry and Kakashi thinking that Naruto is the luckiest ninja ever, will have at least all the ninja from DOA 3 (I don't think I can explain why everyone from DOA would be there) (and if you didn't catch what I meant just think about who the missing-nin in DOA is and what one of their grabs is)
Naruto/World of Warcraft: what if Jiraiya wasn't the only one who trained Naruto the 2 1/2 years he was gone but was trained by Echoah my Tauren Shaman too, what if Naruto hid that training till Pein's Atack and Hinata's 'death', Yes she dies for this fic as it starts with Naruto rezing her instead of going 6tail
Naruto/ Wizard of Oz: this will be my first official crack-fic, Kiba gets stuck in a tornado and sent to the land of Oz where he meets the lollypop guild (all of hidden sand and Jiraiya), The Scarecrow (Kakashi), the Tin Man (Sasuke), the cowardly lion(ess) (Hinata), the Fox (Naruto, added for more crackness), the wicked witch of the east (Orochimaru), the wicked witch of the west (Tobi/Madara), the good witch (Lee), the flying monkeys (the rest of Akatsuki), and the Wizard of Oz (the Third, I'm changing it to the Hokage of Oz) (yes there will be some songs in it including 'the internet is for porn'(I'm not putting whole songs in) (will have a small crossover with Vegetails)
Naruto/Shuffle: the demons and gods messed up and connected to Naruto's world by accident now Naruto has to deal with two dads/rulers trying to get him to marry their daughters and one girl might just pull Hinata along for the ride (most likely will be Naruto/Sia and/or Hinata at the end since gods practice polygamy (I just love how the gods in Shuffle drop that at the best times))
Naruto/Ranma 1/2: Naruto's parents are still alive but after a promise to Kushina that he(Minato) would make Naruto into a good man takes him to train, on the way Minato does the same stupid stuff that happened in Ranma but with the Hyuugas, Temari, and someone else(don't know who yet, might be Ayame), at some point Kiba starts following them and falls into drown dog (might change), when Naruto and Minato get back he takes Naruto to the Hyuuga compound to meet them (might also do one where Ranma is Naruto's mom, think about it a tomboy red head describes both Ranma's girl form and Kushina)
Naruto/Tenchi: what if Washu's husband wasn't a member of the Royal Space Academy but was the leader of a hidden village and Washu used a false name, what would happen when mother meets son again (might change the time line a little so Tenchi can be there too)
Naruto Wiki said that Sasuke was never to be in Naruto but was added when an editor looked at a drawing of Sasuke and said that he would be a good rival to Naruto so I might do one where it's a rewrite where what might have happened if Sasuke never existed (most likely a Negima/Rosario + Vampire like Harem)(and Hinata will be her original idea too though I'm undisded if she will be a branch member or not)
Naruto/ Kamen no Maid Guy: Naruto gets a special mission from Tsunade she calls training to be Hokage (though really it is to try and get Naruto to notice Hinata) and says that he has to work as a maid for the Hyuugas but first he is sent to train with one of the best that being Maid Guy (Naruto with Maid Guy vision)
I'm tired of all the SasuNarus out there so I'm throwing my hat into the ring sort of: Sasuke some how decides to come back to Leaf with out destroying it but declares he's gay and his fangirls don't like it so they try and stop him from turning the guys they think he's after homosexual by giving them what almost all guys want, a harem (Pairings are NaruSakuHinaShion, ShikInoTemaShiho, NejiTenMoegHana, KakaAnkoYugaKoyu, and Sasu?)
another crack fic idea: Naruto sees Dog the bounty hunter on TV and that gives him an idea, so look out Sasuke and all you missing-nin, Fox the bounty hunter is coming for you (his team will be Shikamaru, Kiba, and an undecided girl (Hinata, Tsunade, Anko, or Kurenei will be the girl, if you don't know why then watch Dog the bounty hunter on A&E))
Naruto/Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle/Death Note/Rosario + Vampire/xxxholic where Naruto takes Kurogane's place, Light takes Fay's, Tsukune takes Syaoran's, Moka takes Sakura's but I don't know the rest yet though xxxholic will still be the world everyone is sent to to start
Naruto/Tears to Tiara where Neji and the rest of his village's males are out hunting when Madara and Akatsuki attack and kidnap the village's priestess Hinata to sacrifice to the demon lord, Naruto, so they can rule the world but things don't go Akatsuki's or Neji's way as the demon lord kills Madara and Hinata thanks the demon lord by promising to marry him making him the leader of the village
Naruto/Rosario + Vampire where on Naruto's 16th birthday there starts a world wide hunt on bloodlines and the last Jinchūriki(s) and when all but Naruto, Hinata, Ino, Shikamaru, Chouji, and maybe Shino are gone they get picked up by a bus and brought to a new world
Naruto/Princess Princess: just to have some fun bashing three of the pretty boys of Naruto (Don't know which 3 yet) for being the pretty boys of Naruto (not a direct bashing fic just me using their pretty looks for a comedy)
Naruto/love lucky: Naruto never has any luck with the women life, but maybe all that will change when he goes to Hidden Leaf's Marriage Consulting Agency, at the same time Hinata is tired of Naruto not noticing her and all the guys she talks to ether think of her as a sister or a way to get power so she dons a mask and does the same as Naruto with nether knowing that by this time two weeks later they would be married
Naruto/The Tale of Despereaux: the book not the movie (book is a lot darker and the movie is not as good as it could be if you read any of the book (Ext Despereaux's name is an insult to him from his mother for being the only one of his litter to live and being a runt, and Roscuto was one of the bad guys from the start) haven't finished the book yet so I don't know the whole idea yet but Despereaux reminds me of Naruto and Roscuro reminds me of Sasuke or Itachi
Naruto/Dragon Age Origins: it's been another 500 years since the last Blight and the Gray Wardens are all but dead when one of the last Wardens finds the Archdemon while fighting along side his brethren in the Legion of the Dead. Knowing that another Blight is coming he rushes to the surface to find the rest of the Wardens, only to find that the world had changed and warriors and magi no longer exist, but rogues have gained they're abilities, and to find a village, betrayed by a clan who saw it coming, already wiped out by the blight with only a young man left alive
I'm not much of a writer but I try and if you can't tell I try to come up with ideas that haven't been done or put twists that haven't been done on what has been done.
I don't like using other people's work for my avatar so I'm using Echoah who has been in some of my fics and probably will be in more (He's my main on Kargath realm of World of Warcraft).
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