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Hello,

My name is Jasmine. I enjoy writing, and I recently joined because I loved reading Fanfictions and now I shall try to write some. Hope you enjoy my work! I will do my best to get my current stories out. I am a very busy person, but I will do my best to get new chapters out. If you like them, tell me! If you would like a change, tell me! If you have an idea, tell me! Get the picture? Oh, and I am also on FictionPress.com (like fanfiction.net but for fiction) under Eville Dragoness. Enjoy me here and there! Oh, and my favorited stories are good in their entirety, but a few may have their moments of cursing, and, um, er, content issues. But don't worry, it doesn't get too bad. Besides...they're all rated T. :-)

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PASTED THINGS!

If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile

If you think iPods (Or Zunes (which are AWESOME by the way) or mp3 player) were gifts from God copy and paste this onto your profile

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy/paste onto profile.

If you have an MP3 player and love rocking out to it, post on profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

If you constantly worry about how the Twilight movie will turn out, slam it, flame it, declare that you won't see it, and then begin planning parties for you and your friends to go to the midnight premiere, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you impulse shop for books more than shoes, copy and paste this in you profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Drugs are bad news. Copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers have participated in underaged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride.

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings when you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

Copy this into your profile if you're a procrastination addict. (It's okay, you can do it later...)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!)

If you horrible at following driving directions... copy and paste to your profile...

If you've ever misspelled your own fanfic screenname, copy and paste this onto your pro

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his brakes weren’t working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny to help him gain world domination! Join the dark side...WE HAVE COOKIES!!

Yay Bunny!! ( \/ )
Yay Bunny!! (='.'=)
Yay Bunny!!

WAYS YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN THE 21ST CENTURY

1. Your idea of fun is internet games

2. You have never played solitaire with real cards

3. The reason for not staying in touch with family and friends is 'cause they don't have text messaging

4. You'd rather look through the entire house for the remote than simply push those stupid buttons

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer

7. You read this list and keep nodding and smiling

8. You were to busy to notice there's no #5

9. You scroll back up to See if #8 was true

10. You're now laughing at your stupidity

11. You are now going to put this on your profile to try to make more people feel stupid

~Jonas Brothers~
~It takes 1 second to love their looks~
~It takes 1 hour to love their songs~
~It takes 1 day to fall in love with them~
~It takes 1 lifetime to forget them~

Joseph Adam Jonas is my soulmate... he just doesn't know it yet! He is also the most perfect thing to ever walk this earth ... Copy and paste if you agree.

"...I want all the broken hearts, all the lost dreams, and every person who's ever been let down to sing this song at the top of their lungs. 'Cause something happens when 12,000 people come together to sing a song, right?"
--Nick Jonas

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your head off.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend or you ARE the insane friend then copy this to your profile

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile..

If you think that TWILIGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless then copy this to your profile.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Forget scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez!

My name is Chris.

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong

I can't speak at all

Or else I'm locked up

All day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe i'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He's already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Chris

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

If you believe child abuse is wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.