ATTENTION SASUNARU FANS:

NicoleFang and NavyBlueWings have started a SasuNaru Awards Community. People can nominate their favorite stories to several different categories (artwork too) and after a few months a bunch of chosen judges (yours truly included) pick the ones they think are the best. It's going to be a lot of fun and I hope all of you will check it out.

Click here for the SasuNaru Awards website.

Name: My minions call me Master, but my friends call me Megan.

Age: Legal in every state in the U S of A

Sex: Yes please!!! (Female)

Lives: In the deep South...What is a city girl like me doing here?

Hobbies: Few and far in between schoolwork, workwork, and internwork...

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You're a 90's kid if

You can finish this " Ice, Ice_"
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, and AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this "IIIIIIn west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
Everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies
You remember Ring Pops
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new Lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere

. . . Furbies

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out
You collected those Beanie Babies
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills
Silver dollars, which were cool to have
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .

Before the Internet & text messaging . . .

Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .

Before Spongebob . . .

Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night
When light up sneakers were cool
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs
When gas was 0.95 a gallon and caller ID was The new thing
When we recorded stuff on VCRs
When gameboy was a brick
You did MASH to figure out your future

Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

Are you a Seme or an Uke?

Quiz and find out!

I am an Opportunist Seme!
Preying on the clueless is what you're all about. You really don't intend to hurt anyone, but if a bit of harmless manipulation can get you what you want, you're not beyond taking a little advantage of someone, which you figure is an even exchange for your companionship anyway. Not one for lots of drama, you are best paired with the Clueless Uke, who will appreciate your attention and never bat an eye at your slightly sneaky ways.

Most compatible with:Clueless Uke, Innocent Uke
Least compatible with:Badass Uke

Ukes: My ukes are LunarChild1194, sasodei-iz-awesome, BoyLoveCuteness, iluvpeaches, Tayrana, paleconsequences (not a Clueless Uke or a Innocent Uke, but my uke nonetheless), lasrber, 0n0es, SammiZ., Angel-Winged-Kitsune

Message me if you want to be added as my uke XD

Quotes:

"Honestly, what's so fantastic about breasts anyway? They don't do anything, they're just...there. Now the elbow, that's sexy, it can bend." Mr. David Menasche, my AP English teacher and the most kick-ass man in the universe.

"What are friends for? To hold your hair back when you throw up, go to your fiance's bachelor party and make sure he doesnt get loose with the stripper, and help you hide the body of your latest victim" MY BFFL

Me- "Oh crap you're starting to sound like Menasche" BFFL- "OH NO! I'm turning into a short, little, bald man!" Me- "HEY! He's not short, he's fun-sized!" BFFL- "Correction: OH NO! I'm turning into a fun-sized little bald man!"

"During photosynthesis, water breaks up into one Hydrogen, Oxygen and an Electron... so in short, water is a H.O.E" Mrs. Laura Vogl, my AP Biology teacher while teaching us about photosynthesis

"Dementia is caused be men. You see its going fine in the beginning but once you get to men the rest is shot to shit" MY BFFL

"Ah, report cards to be passed out at the end of class. This gives me the opportunity to think up funny comments. Or noises, like 'Hmm' or 'Ahh' or 'Hahahahaha'. Or my favorite, 'Really? I mean come one, really Megan?' "Mr. Menasche

"You sound unhealthy. You sound weak, you sound flawed!" Mr. Menasche to a sick student

(incessant beeping) "Does anyone else hear that?" "Yes" "Oh good, its not just me" Mr. Menasche

A friend would call out when the car is coming. A good friend would push you out of the way. A best friend would shoot out the tires and run the driver over.

"Well behaved women rarely make history" Not sure

Slam Guard- You'll kill us... with a soup cup? Riddick- Tea actually Slam Guard- What's that? Riddick- I'll kill you with my teacup -Chronicles of Riddick

"Cheerleaders are dancers who've gone retarded" -Bring It On

"I shall raise them as if they were actually wanted"-Series of Unfortunate Events

"Me? I'm dishonest, and with a dishonest man, you can always trust him to be dishonest. Honestly, its the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when he's going to turn around and do something incredibly stupid" -Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl

"Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands" -Legally Blonde

"You can't leave everything to fate boy. She's got a lot to do. Sometimes you got to give her a hand" -Ever After

What makes a guy lip-worthy? Well a great smile, silky lashes, and hair you love to run your fingers through are good for starters. But more than that, worthy guys are the ones who have earned your kiss--meaning they are respectful toward you, admiring of who you are, and treat you like the special girl that you are.

"Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss issues, simple minds discuss people" Not Sure

Perfection is a mindset that only drives us all to insanity. But its the imperfections that keep us in check

Fairy tales are more than true. Not because they tell us that dragons and evil warlocks are real, but because they tell us that they can be defeated.

"Friendship is not something that you learn in school. If you haven't learned it then you really haven't learned anything at all" Muhammad Ali

I want the kind of boy who I can run up to with tears streaming down my face, hair a mess, make-up smeared and the first thing he says is "Who's ass am I kicking?" or better yet, "You look beautiful."

Growing up sucks and not all kisses are magic, and most boys do not live up to your expectations. But there are those times when everything, I mean love, romance, relationships, it all fits together perfectly and its incredible. Its those moments, no matter how depressingly few and far between, that makes growing up worth it and you know it'll all be ok.

Shawn- Where have you been? Cory- There was a fortune teller at the yogurt parlor Shawn- You tortured a fellow named Yogi Tyler? -Boy Meets World

Nate- We could sell it to pay-per-view Skitzy- Sure it'll be great. Superstar vs. Half-a-Star Caretaker- Why don't you shut the hell up before I slit your throat and watch the dust come out? -Longest Yard

"Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that would be called cannibalism, and that is indeed frowned upon in many societies" -Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head.

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

If revenge is a dish best served cold and if revenge is sweet, does that make revenge ice cream? -My roommate read this to me off of mylifeisaverage.com

Quotes from the most epic, amazing, and utterly fantastic show Firefly and the movie made after it was canceled (curse you FOX television) Serenity. JOSS IS BOSS!

"I aim to misbehave." --Captain Malcolm Reynolds (Serenity)

"Everything looks good from here...(playing with dinosaurs) (as Stegosaurus) Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over this land and we will call it...'This Land'. (as T-Rex) I think we should call it...YOUR GRAVE! (as Stegosaurus) Ah! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! (as T-Rex) Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh...now die!" --Hoban "Wash" Washburne (Firefly, Pilot)

"Do you know what the chain of command is here? It's the chain I get to beat you with to show you who's in command." --Jayne Cobb (Firefly, Train Job)

"Yessir Captain Tightpants." --Kaywinnit Lee "Kaylee" Frye (Firefly, Shindig)

"Big Damn Heroes sir." --Zoe Washburne (Firefly, Safe)

"I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." --Captain Malcolm Reynolds (Firefly, Our Mrs. Reynolds)

"If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. The level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." --Shepard Derria Book (Firefly, Our Mrs. Reynolds)

"Bible's broken. Contradictions, false logistics...doesn't make sense." --River Tam (Firefly, Jaynestown)

"This must be what going mad feels like." --Dr. Simon Tam (Firefly, Jaynestown)

"Ah the pitter patter of tiny feet in huge combat boots (to Kaylee and River) SHUT UP!" --Captain Malcolm Reynolds (Firefly, War Stories)

"I SHAVED MY BEARD FOR YOU DEVIL WOMAN!" --Monty (Firefly, Trash)

"Also? I can kill you with my brain." --River Tam (Firefly, Trash)

"If you can't run, you crawl, and when you can't crawl, you find somebody to carry you." --Tracy (Firefly, Message)

"Every well-bred, petty crook knows the small, concealable weapons go to the far left of the place setting." --Inara Serra (Firefly, Heart of Gold)

"This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then...explode." --Captain Malcolm Reynolds (Serenity)

"Now River, stay behind the others. If there's fighting, you drop to the floor and run away. It's okay to leave them to die." --Dr. Simon Tam (Serenity)

"Shiny. Let's be bad guys." --Jayne Cobb (Serenity)

"Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets people killed. You can look it up later." --Zoe Washburne (Serenity)

"Goin' on a year now and I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!" --Kaywinnit Lee "Kaylee" Frye (Serenity)

"I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." --Hoban "Wash" Washburne (Serenity)

"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse, but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down...tells ya she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." --Captain Malcolm Reynolds (Serenity)

Great Latin Phrases:

Osculare Pultem Meam!- Kiss my Grits!

Duc, Sequere, aut de via Decede- Lead, Follow, or Get Out of the Way

De Inimico non Loquaris sed Cogites- Do Not Wish Ill for your Enemies, Plan It

Cogito Ergo Doleo- I think therefore I am Depressed

Carpe Cerevisi- Seize the Beer

Cacoethos scribendi- Insatiable Urge to Write

Aut Viam Inveniam aut Facian- I will Find a Way or Make One

Aude Sapere- Dare to Know

Cendo Tuum!- Up Yours!

Favorite Fandoms and Pairings

Naruto

SasukexNaruto

KakashixIruka

GaaraxNeji

ItachixOC

Star Trek

SpockxKirk

Harry Potter

HPSS

HPLM

HPDM

HPLV/HPTR

HPVK

HPBW

Harry Potter Crossovers

HPxJacob

HPxRiddick

HPxWolverine

HPxItachi

HPxGaara

Firefly/Serenity

JaynexRiver

MalxRiver

RiddickxRiver

Chronicles of Riddick

RiddickxOC

WARNING:

I have noticed a lot of authors editing their stories and taking out the smut. I AM NOT DOING THAT. 9 times out of 10 my stories will contain mature themes related to sex and if you know you're not going to like reading it then stay the fuck out of my stories. I give my stories appropriate ratings for the themes found in them, and if you are not smart enough to be wary of this then do not blame me.

'Stupid Cupid' has been translated into Spanish by Leona Dark!

Spanish 'Stupid Cupid'

'Talk Dirty to Me' has been translated into Russian by Lightly!

Russian 'Talk Dirty to Me'

'Five Minutes' has been translated into Russian by Merilin 1990the

Russian 'Five Minutes'

In the Hogwarts House Test I am compatible by:

85% to Hufflepuff

84% to Gryffindor

56% to Ravenclaw

32% to Slytherin

Take the test yourself!

I have created a community of my favorite HPx(Insert male here) stories just because even though SasuNaru is my OTP my guilty pleasure is reading about Harry Potter (who I firmly believe to be gay as a unicorn) and various other men from the HP Universe and outside of it.

Wanna see it? You know you wanna. CLICK HERE