Hello there. I'm Dolly. For any of you that don't really care about profiles and whatnot, please spare yourself and skip right down to the bottom. I apologize in advance for the ridiculously long profile.

A few things you didn't know about Dolly

1. I never get bored. I'll say that I am, but I lie.

2. I hate spiders. Nope. Can't stand them. I don't really mind any other bugs, though.

3. I can live on, like, no sleep. At all.

4. I hate kids. I just want to lock them up and see how long they last while I'm screaming at the top of my lungs.

5. I love slash. Love it to bits.

6. I am obsessed with Kingdom Hearts. I've played the videogame a bajillion times.

7. I llove my ipod more than most people.

8. I love Golden Grahams. To bits. But I hate cereal.

9. I want to marry one of four people as of now. Zach Braff (I love Scrubs), Quinton Flynn (AXEL AND RENO!!), Bill Kaulitz (the real life Axel) or Demetri Martin (he is just too hilarious!)

10. I will grow up to be the crazy old cat lady. No helping it there.

11. I am in love with Axel. Yes it's true. No, I'm not crazy.

12. I am pretty good with html, but I don't know how to upload pictures onto Deviant Art.

13. I love to say "lawl". I say it all the time.

14. I lurrrrrvvvve gay people. They always come first. I even told my best friend that. I also told her not to get offended if I chose a gay guy over her. She had no problem :)

15. Only one other person in my grade likes yaoi and she is one of my best friends. Sad, right?

16. I live near the beach, but I haven't been there since the beginning of the summer and it was only for a minute before my friend called me making me go to her house.

17. I like to talk, but only to certain people.

18. I usually hate people. I honestly do.

19. I always get mistaken for working at Hollester, just because I fold the clothes after looking at them.

20. I want to get my tongue pierced, but am too much of a wimp.

21. I find all my favourite songs from reading fanfictions. Always. Haha.

22. I love Medic Droid (from a fanfic). Fer Sure and Fscene8 are awesome.

23. I want to get either the Kingdom Heart crown, the Nobodies embelem, or Axel's chakram tatooed somewhere on my body.

24. My birthday is 5 days after AkuRoku day . WHOO HOO!

25. I love Comedy Central. It's my background noise while I'm on the computer.

26. The use of pick up lines on me makes your chances that much better. I love pick up lines. Lawl.

27. I recird old episodes of Ed, Edd, and Eddy.

28. T.V. should not bleep out stuff. I can never tell what they are saying!

29. Tila Tequila, although shouldn't be a singer since she's a stripper, makes songs that my heart would write.

30. I almost had to repeat a grade for skipping too many days of school.

31. My two favourite birthday presents are Borders gift cards (for manga) and money for cosplay.

32. I do not have virgin eyes, though I am a virgin on all other levels.

33. I listen to songs even after they are "old".

34. I love Phantom of the Opera.

35. I hate critism. I get so offended at first that I can't even realize they were trying to help. My bad.

36. I looovvve psychology. To death.

37. My friends say I act really white. Fo' sho'.

38. I want my first car to be a blue Smart.

39. I can sing and dance (I think and hope) pretty well.

40. I can't stand religion (sorry), homophobes (that's a given), politics, drama if I'm involved, and people asking me how much I weigh.

41. The only channel I watch on television is essentially Comedy Central.

42. I have seen Sweeney Todd over ten times. Fucking love that movie.

43. I love to curse. A lot. (if you couldn't tell)

44. My friend and I refer to reading fanfiction as "gay pornin"

45. I fucking HATE the cold. It's too... chilly. Ick.

46. I tend not to give out reviews unless the story is spectacular or I want something clarified. Sorry.

47. I sometimes forget that I've read a story, and then read it multiple times. That, or I just can't remember what happened.

48. Kayla is my absolute bestest friend in the whole wide gay-tastic world! She is the flap-jack to my k'nuckles. :)

I would like to proclaim my undying love to the wonderful couple, Jen and Kelly. If you know who these two lovely people are, you fucking rock. If you don't, go to youtube and watch all the Demyx Time episodes immediately.

THE KH SURVEY

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Axel says to spread the KH fever!)

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

I'd say Axel.

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Larxene. She's pretty badass, but if she touches Axel's face one more time...

Though I kind of like Xion...

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Hm. I really can't listen to Rai talk. I mean, I just want to bash him upside the head, y'know?

Oh. And DIZ. What an asshat, going and merging Sora and Roxas together just because he has a grudge.

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

I don't like Kairi all that much. I mean, I used to hate her, 'cause I'm an ignorant fangirl and all that jazz, but she's just such a cliche damsel in distress.

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Hm. I think Beast's Castle and Pride Lands are the best places to level up, but I love Twilight Town.

6. Least Favorite World?

I can't stand the Pirate's level. Or Monstro. They both are just aggrivating.

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

I like Oblivion and Oathkeeper. (and the Ultima.)

Sitar and Chakrams are fucking WIN.

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Kingdom Key. Sure, it's a classic, but it doesn't really do anything. And that effin' shield Vexen has. It was so annoying to fight against it in CoM.

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

They only summon I've used is Tinker Bell. Yo, that bitch heals you until you die.

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Wisdom. You can skate around and shoot people!

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

Akuroku. Now, I love this pairing so much, I'm delibrately trying not to get hooked on anything else, so it can always and forever be my OTP.

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

Well, I don't really like any hetero pairings, so I'm just gonna rule those out. Hm.. I'm not a fan of XigDem. I don't know. I can only see Xigbar as, like, a cool uncle or something.

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

It's not really crack, cause this could SO totally happen, but I freaking love Seiner. It's awesome.

Oh. And I like Soroku. It's a little strange, but whatever. Specifically, I enjoy Anti-Soroku. Weird, huh? Also, Akuriku. Their the hottest man-beasti's in both their respective relationships (soriku and akuroku) so their pretty hot together.

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

All you have to do is close your eyes and choose off the character list. There's bound to be some story of sorts.

Oh. And MickeyDIZ. Sure, they are both gay, but anything with that jackass and a mouse is just plain creepy.

Oh! Now that I've thought of it, RikuXMickey. I was making fun of how pedo-y Mickey was at the end of CoM. It's kind of Conan (in a creepy, awful way) Thanks to South Park I can only imagine Mickey beating the crap out of the Jonas Bros. and spewing shit about Catholics.

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

Well, I don't know. I hate how in the videogame Nobodies are protrayed badly. Also, I don't really like character bashing. I used to like it, but it's immature.

LACK OF REACTION COMMAND IN KH1!!

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Well, Riku, of course. Look at that sexy ass.

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?

Not in the videogame. I just think that Xemnas is weird. I mean, who would only think about getting Kingdom Hearts when there all that sexy man-ass walking around the castle.

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

Nah. I think he's just making us think that, with his mad skills 'n shit.

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

Pfft. I think he's the only straight one, sadly.

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

Eh... Kind of. I still think Rai is. She's a close runner up.

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Olette. I like her: shes got old-fashioned spunk. Though she is kind of a fuddy duddy.

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

...I have a theory?

Um... BUY IT!

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

I officially beat it as Sora AND Riku. It wasn't a waste of time, and the fighting was fine after you got used to it. It was nice having all that new info in there to help connect the first and the second game. Oh, and it's totally so much better to play as Riku than Sora. NO RELOADS!

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Axel. No doubt about it. I'd never ever let him leave.

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

I dunno. Axel, Riku or Roxas probably.

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

Oh! I was Sora for Halloween, but I didn't have a wig or anything, so I bought some hair glue and made my hair stick straight up and then walked around for three hours like that.

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

I cosplayed as Sora at Otakon. I've got a Riku wig, but I need to buy an Organization cloak.

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

I like that "Be a good boy!" and then later he says "Have you been a good boy?"

Haha. That crazy old Xigbar.

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Xaldin was pretty annoying. He's a bitch to fight on proud. Sephiroth takes the cake, throws it in my face, then stabs poor Sora in the balls with his big ass sword. I mean, damn. Although, I did beat Sephiroth in three tries at level 75, so... eh. It varies. Sephy is much more fun to fight.

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

I love the characters. I mean when I first heard of KH I was like "Anime and Disney? Are they on crack?", but I have to say, I love it.

And Axel. He mst be mentioned seperately.

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner!!

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexion.

33. Riku or Roxas?

Err... Roxas!

34. Roxas or Sora?

Oh, geez... Roxas!

35. Axel of Demyx?

AXELLLL!

36. Kairi or Larxene?

...Larxene.

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

Akuroku

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Um... Do I have to choose? Namixas..

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

Akuroku.

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

Well, SoRiku, duh.

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Sea Salt Ice Cream. I can make that shit!

42. Cloud or Leon?

I like Leon. I mean, I love Cloud and all, but he's just an whiner in KH.

43. CloTi of Clerith?

Uhh. No thank you.

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

I like them both. I even like Sanctuary.

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)

Axel, Roxas, Riku, Cloud, Leon, Sora (in a cute "I could totally dominate that ass" sort of way)

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

I really don't love crossovers. But, I wouldn't mind a Sweeney Todd fic.

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

http://twinfin666.deviantart.com/art/Is-It-Just-Me-2-46406525

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?

I want to play Birth By Sleep. WHY DOES VEN LOOK LIKE ROXAS?!

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH 2. The graphics and plot are way better. Plus, the triangle reaction command is genius compared to the old way.

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

I can play it without getting scared! WHOOT! That and I can totally gay up every character I see (not that I have to do much).

To get a better idea of what kind of person I am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKokPRHYdNM (WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfJe97iAnwQ (all other ones can be found under related videos)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSHmSusgjFU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi-CgXWxO8M

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mgWES4oBhs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTMFZ838--U

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsVrumhCvso

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94HAqfcda1s

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D9jDzfyBj4

You are a Badass Uke!
Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.

Now a little about myself.

I'm too young to be reading the stuff I do, I'm five foot four, I love the colours white and black, I swear I will one day cosplay as Roxas, and I get stalked a lot on the internet... It's kinda creepy actually. Hehe. I'm pansexual. I base my love based off pure emotional, spiritual, and physical attraction, regardless of gender.

Oh, and I'm going to Otakon this year, and I would love to meet up with anyone that is willing.

Favorite pairings:

Axel x Roxas

Sora x Riku

Roxas x Sora

Hayner x Seifer

Axel x Riku

Demyx x Zexion

Naruto x Sasuke

Ash x Gary

Balthier x Vaan

Favorite Quotes:

"..Well you'd be having babies all the time! Popping one out, then popping it in!"

- My health teacher. (I barely overheard the conversation, so don't ask)

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-random kid runs down the hall during lunch wearing a box-

"I'M BOXMAN!"

- is tackled by some other guy-

-lol. My school is weird.

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"HOLY SHIT!"

"What?"

"We can get on fanfiction from school!"

"No fucking way! Fo' shizzle?"

-conversation between me and my BFFL.

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"And I was, like, talking to him and-

AHHHH! IT'S A MOTHER FUCKING SPIDER! GET AWAY!!"

"Uhhh... It's only a piece of lint."

"...Oh. Well in that case, I was, like, talking to him..."

-me and my other friend. Lol.

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"Okay, so I was sitting behind him on the bus and he got a new text message from his boyfriend! It said "hey there, bachelor.' Isn't that completely adorable!"

"All cuteness aside, isn't stalking some gay guy on the bus a little... nosey?"

"Pfft. Where'd you come up with that bullshit? In a History textbook? Nonsense. People stalk homos all the time."

-me and my BFFL (there is a gay guy that we want to be friends with sooo badly, but don't have the balls to walk up to him and say 'are you gay? great. lets be buds.')

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"Hahaha! I found someone on here named Holly Schmit!"

"So?"

"That sounds like "Holy shit!"

-My mum and I (I was not the one who made that discovery, sadly)

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"I have to be loyal to 'brandon'."

"Would'nt want to upset your peruvian boyfriend of four months. His dad just got out of prison, and his mums a french mime. I like making up details."

"He has an older brother that ran away with a contorntionist from a circus that was in town three years ago."

"His Dad disowned him because the contortionist was a German Sex god."

"Key word being 'God'... They could have the woerdest positions."

"His sister is a classy prostitute, but preferes the title 'call girl'. She has twelve kids, all named after a colour. She only eats concentrated evil and bitchiness and has two left feet."

"She hates anything but heels and has a gold-painted stripper pole in her bedroom."

"It was a seventh birthday present from her dad."

"Her dad was arrested for pedophilia and beastiality."

"His wife was so made when she came home and caught him screwing the pet goldfish, that she wanted to scream at him. Being a mime, she settled with throwing things across the room. She hit your boyfriend in the head and gave him a concussion."

"When he woke up, he thought his name was 'Brandon'"

"His origional name was Shelly."

"And now that (s)he thinks that he's a guy, he puts paper towel rolls in his pants to complete the look.

- My friend and I conversing about my pseudo boyfriend.

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"We should totally do jeopardy at lunch."

"Yeah. We could make a poster that has catagories."

"It'd have to be dirty."

"What is penis?"

"That is correct!"

- Conversation between me and best friend yet again. (We were talking about things to do during lunch)

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"So then, he was all like 'Bonjour, mon cheri. Como tale vous?' And I was all like, 'Mm. Baby, I don't know French but I know that means sex me up!'"

"Who are you talking about?"

"My boyfriend Napoleon. We met in history class."

"You mean Napoleon Bonepart?"

"Hells yeah."

- Again, my friend is an idiot.

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"Pregnant people are so entertaining."

- A friend.

Reference for Nocturnal Thoughts : http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m106/breaking_through112/fallflowerfromstory.jpg

Don't hesitate to send me messages, even if you just want to say hi. If you ever want to meet up with me at Otakon or Katsucon, just tell me. I'm not a total wuss. Haha.

Love you all!