"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" --Steven Wright

Name: I be Lydia, but you may call me Void.

Age: Fourteen.

Likes: Anime, drawing, FOOD, words, books, detailed things, happy things, funny things, Disney movies, my buddies, adventurs, karate, bad jokes, music, the countrey, fruit, writing, my room, my family, going fast, fire works, art, good days, sleeping in, cute love stories, the people on my radio, pointless rants, horses, cats, dogs, fish, all animals in genreal, laughing, rainbows (seriously, evreything I own is rainbows), singing, acting, being weird, being a nerd, bad dancing, trees, dirt, mud and evrey weirdo/weird thing on the face of the Earth.

Dislikes: SASUKE, Light, wasting things, needles, polution, people in genreal, complaining, sad people, depressed people, stupid chocies, drugs, acohal, insense, perfect things, heavy make-up, purses, peer presure (which I seem to be anume to...), waking up early, cold things, EDWARD CULLEN, people dieing, tears, school dances, THE DARK, big parties, loud noises and veggies.

Hobbies: Watching/reading anime/manga/fanfiction, drawing, karate, attempting (and failing) to learn the guitar, singing, acting, laughing and giving advice.

My Biggest Fail (so far): Back in sixth grade, I wasn't exactly the brightest crayon in the box. Actualy, I wasn't even in the box. That's how stupid I was. Anyway, I was racing one of my friends back in sixth grade, and it was all tied up. I began to speed up, not even noticing that the gym wall was right in front of me untill I had knocked my head against it and fainted on the floor. When I woke up, I was still on the floor, my teacher standing over me, and my two front teeth chipped in a way that made me spit on whoever I was talking to (they got fixed, mind you). My arm was apparently fractured, too. And guess what color the wall was? Red. BRIGHT FRICKIN' RED. AND I MISSED IT. My teacher still teases me about it.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Naruto, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, all-hail-the-jello, Karren1109, void-of-doom-and-piggy, VoidOfDoomAndCupcakes

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with it, Yoshikuni-Chiaki2012, Aiko Enomoto, VoidOfDoomAndCupcakes

Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile and add your name. Moonstar of FireClan, Aiko Enomoto, VoidOfDoomAndCupcakes

OI!! If ya hate stereotypes, labels, name calling, and think people should just shut the hell up and stop judging others, then REPOST THIS! Pick the stereotypes that fit ya the best, and bold, underline, italic, or strikethrough it when ya repost it!!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (I have a fast motabilism, bitchs!)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (I speak my mind, but people who know me wouldn't call me a bitch unless they do something that pisses me off. This happens rarely.)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (I have gay friends, and I still love them. I think everyone should have the right to love anyone else, even if they are the same gender.)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (For your information two of my closest friends a bi and I wouldn't give a damn if they where gay. They're my friends.)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (I don't do that. Ever. I'm real open-minded, and some of my friends are athiests. So there.)
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (And what's wrong with that?)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (I don't like money and if I didn't need it to live I probobly wouldn't use it. And I don't nag unless I want to be annoying.)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". (I'm a GIRL, damnit.)
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (I've been told I'm pretty, and I AM a virgin!)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (I just like to see the preps cringe at the bright colors and the unice-ness. Pricks.)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (I like guys, and I think I'll stick to that.)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all. (My guy friends are like teddy bears; huggable and will let me glomp them, even in public (They glomp me too XD). They're the best.)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (No, I'm just far to lazy to actualy keep up with the trends and just wear whatevers in my closet at the time.)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (Hell no! I'm a pasifist. Most of the time.)
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude (Damn stright I'm a vergin! And I plan to stay like that untill I am married.)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. (I have a really twisted sense of beauty, so, for all I know, I could be ugly. As for the crazy thing, I blame it on previous head trama.)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat. (I'm not fat, I have a high motabilism. We've been through this.)

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (The guys at my school piss me off. Thats all I have to say.)
I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (Two of my closest friends are bi and I love them, I don't know what I'd do without them.)
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (I just like to be myself, and most of the people called "losers" are the coolest people I know.)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (I am dense. Two totaly diffrent things.)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino. (No, I just don't like the people IN the sun. Most people make me uncomfortable.)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. (I'm a passifist. Most of the time.)
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (No. Just, no.)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (No, I'm socily retarted. That one year of home-schooling really screwed me up.)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (Actualy, I don't tell people off that much. Only when they do something the really gets on my nerves. Something like picking on my little sister.)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (I'm Italian; Italians have greasy hair. Thus the reason I take a shower evrey day.)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (Comics rule, bitches!)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse. (I do ride a horse. I loves horses.)
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (Some people like sports; I like anime.)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (...That one might be true.)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (I beat just about evrey guy in my fith-grade class at arm-wrestling.)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (I am skinny, quiet most of the time, and am dense. Not all Americans are stupid, you know.)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (I am totaly incapable of being depressed, am afraid of knives, and the dark. That's pretty far from being an emo.)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (I kind of do. I'm in the "social reject" catagory.)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (I'd be perfictly happy being a vampire. I mean, how cool would it be to go flying around with one of those awsome cloaks?)
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (I'm not responsible for anything. The proof you have is wrong!)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (I scare people, talk to myself and will openly admit that I am a loser.)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. (But I AM a treehugging hippy!)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (No. I making her have just enough power so she dosen't get crushed underfoot. You peeps will meet her soon.)
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see."

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (I like cartoons and am irresponsible, but just with school stuff.)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (I like sories and have friends. But besides that I probobly am a loner.)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (No, it's just that Bush was driving our country into a hole. I actuly agree with some things Oboma does, through.)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (I LIKE yaoi, just not on fan-fiction. And I like guys.)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST BE LABLED. (If I cared about what people throught, I probobly wouldn't cosplay in public.)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (Games rule! And I am childish, because children have all the fun in life.)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (Bad grammer bugs me.)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (Boys are R-tarded. Except my man-friends. They're semi-retarted. :))
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue (I know things. Many, many things...)
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover. (I'm quiet because I don't really like talking to people I don't know/don't like, I'm polite because enough people around the world aren't, but I'm not a pushover when it comes to something I care about. Otherwise I couldn't really care less.)
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob. (I hate bad grammer with a passion.)
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality. (No, I just love the unusual.)
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist. (What the hell? Some of my best buddies have diffrens skin colors than me!)
I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports. (I'm about avreage at sports, but that dosn't mean I'm gonna let some dumbass guy beat me.)
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends (No, it's just that most of the arguments going on right now about who's wearing what is so incredibly stupid that I don't bother with it.)

I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at housework. (I can't keep me anything clean for longer than two days and burn water.)
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool. (I don't really care if I'm "cool" or not, espesily since whats "cool" changes evrey two minutes and I'm to lazy to keep up.)
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird. (I AM weird! I blame it on head trama, the damn walls...keep finding me...)
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight. (No. I just don't care about the retarted opinions of pricks who don't even like themselfs.)
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday. (I don't go to church. Bad experiance.)
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween. (What the hell? I LOVE Halloween!)
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.

IF YOU THINK HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG REPOST THIS

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
I am the man who fears that I will never be able to be myself, to be free of this secret because I won’t risk losing my family and friends.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didnt have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don’t believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends im a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"

VoidOfDoomAndCupcakes supports Gay Rights, Why? Becasue she has freinds that are Bisexual, a lesbian, or also gay.

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school.

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry"

2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, paste this in your profile:

My name is May

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is May

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.