Name: My penname has been changed from Mew-Erenaa to She'sAManiac. Why? Two reasons. A: It describes me, I am an maniac. B: In the Scrubs 100th episode "My Way Home" Ted sings a song by Michael Sembello called "She's A Maniac", so it fits in. I thought Mew-Erenaa was too Animeish for a Scrubs fanauthor.

Age: 13-19. All you need to know.

Nationality: Alright, fine, I'm British.

Author of: Scrubs fanfics

Most Like: 25 percent Dr Cox, 25 percent Janitor and 50 percent Elliot. In my group of best friends, I am Elliot, my best friend is Carla and my other best friend is the female version of JD, so Julie.

Facts About Me: Hmm...me, me, me. Ok. I'm blonde, but not stupid, therefore I hate all blonde jokes. Likewise, I enjoy slash but I'm straight. I'm an absolute hypocrite. I'm much better at English and Drama than...well, anything else. I aim to be a screenwright when I leave college. I am a technology addict, and will spend hours on MySpace (and no, you can't have it) and FanFic. I'm not perfect, and I would hate to be. I'm absolutely crazy and random, but then again, I would rather be mad then boring. Umm...that's it! Bye!

I am a Scrubs obsessed freak! It scares my mum sometimes!

Pairings I Adore

JD/Cox. I understand why some don't like, but I adore! Although I'd hate to see it on the show, its good for fanfic.

Jelliot. The one problem I have with Scrubs. They should be together for at least one season!

Jalliot. Janitor is my male fave character. Elliot is my female fave. Connection? They are perfect for each other!

Turla. Who doesnt love? Seriously, is there anyone who dislikes Turla?

Cox/Jordan. Jack is too adorable for words! So funny, the best real couple on Scrubs.

Pairings I Can Live With

Jordan/Elliot. Ok-ish if written well!

Cox/Carla."Our Dating Experience" by BellsOfTomorrow made me like it more!

Pairings That Are Just...No!

JD/Kim. Kim is an evil cow for what she did to JD!

Elliot/Keith. I'm sorry for previous voodoo-Keith-doll comment. I just hate Keith in general.

Elliot/Sean. Again, sorry for previous comment! Hypocrisey, thy name is She'sAManiac. See above.

JD/Turk. I just...I just...no. Anyway, Turk's a homophobe.

Janitor/JD. I can understand the concepts, but its not for me. At all. As much as I try. Sorry.

Janitor/Lady. Janitor shouldnt be with anyone who dislikes crazy. Although I've never seen this in a fanfic. Yay!

Best ever Scrubs quotes.

JD: Does this hat make me look flyeth?

Dr Cox: Sorry girls, dropped my computer. Mmnyeah...

Janitor: Leanord. Half kitten half monkey!

Janitor: Fork! Me cant eat soup! Waargh!

JD: Eagle!

Dr Cox: I love you so much I'm gonna make a sandwich out of you!

Dr Cox: That's so Dorian!

Turk: Gimme some hungry chicken!

Turk: Top of the mizzle to ye, me lizzles!

Turk: A brother's gonna have some sex! A brother's gonna have some SEEX! Smack the moneymaker

JD: Do you like pie? Look at me, do I look like a guy who doesn't like pie? I love pie! Coincedently, where do you get your loincloths?

Best Conversations

Elliot: Did you eat my mango body butter?
JD: No! I shmeared it on a bagel!

JD: Doug! Why are you hitting me?
Doug: I thought you were a dead person coming back to life!
JD:...Then why are you hitting me?
Doug: Dead people should be dead...

Turk: Because you think I'm going first due to my diabetes
JD: Right, and where do we meet up in heaven?
Turk: On the milkshake pool on the lesbian cloud!
JD: I'll see you there playa! I love religion...

Dr Cox: Hey! Where's your brother?
Dan: JD! He not here...
Dr Cox: Look, Dan...
Dan: Captain Bubblebeard. Avast, matie! Shut your scupper and bury your steel! We should be seen woah! (Dr Cox grabs Dan's head and dunks him)
Dr Cox: Now you're Dan again! Let's break down the kid's support system, shall we? He's got me, an emotionally crippled narcissist, and he's got you, an emotionally crippled narcissist, who's soaking in a tub of what has to be by now mostly your own urine!
Dan: I believe the ratio has shifted that way, yes...
Dr Cox: And I have got to believe that the two of us, together, together Dan! We can make it at least halfway to one legitimate adult!
Dan: Your right, Coxie...Damn it, Coxsmith! Pirate me time is over! Kid needs us and he needs us now, right?
Dr Cox: Go!
Dan: Let's rock and roll! (falls over) I may have lost some muscle mass in my legs!
Dr Cox: Fantastic...

JD: Who wants to end up like Snoop Dogg Intern?
Snoop Dogg Attending: Hey!
JD: Sorry, Snoop Dogg Resident!
Snoop Dogg Attending: Hey!
JD: Snoop Dogg Attending?
Snoop Dogg Attending: That's right, baby!
JD: Oh right! The point is, he hasn't told Josephine that she gives him wowzers in his trousers!
Snoop Dogg Attending: Hey, be cool, be cool man, I'm working on it!
JD: I'm wit ya dawg, just keep it real!

Elliot: Your leaving?
Molly: Don't cry, your gonna make me cry!
Patient: They're here, ignite the tractor beams! Hiss!
Molly: I should go, that's my two o clock...

JD: Even though she's doing the fake forget my name thing she's here for me. I think we all know there's no patient...
Patient: They've landed! Grab some blankets and all the canned goods you can carry! We're moving to the sewers!
Molly: Apparantly he's gotten really possesive of me and won't talk to the new staff phsychiatrist.
JD: Molly, I'm sure he'd not that possesive!
Patient: Get away from my doctor! (tackles JD)
JD: Get him off, get him off!
Molly: Patrick, down...

Kelso: What the hell are you doing?
Turk: I get to have sex!
Kelso: I hate this place...

Fave Characters

Fave God-Like Character: Janitor
Close Second: Elliot
Up There: Dr Cox
Totally Adorable: JD, Carla, Turk
Also Like: Jack, Jordan, Ted, Laverne
Like In Small Doses: Todd, Dr Kelso
Only On A Good Day: Doug
Never Want To See On Screen Again: Keith, Kim

I stole this from Kat Hamilton. Kat, if you see this and want me to take it down, tell me in a review!

Best of JD's girlfriends in order of preference: Elliot, Julie, Alex, Jamie, Kylie, Kim, Neena.

Best Scrubs Episodes

My Musical, My Princess and My Way Home. Watch them now! I know all My Musical songs off by heart, btw...

10 Reasons For: I Don't Own Scrubs But I Did...

1. JDox/Jelliot/Jalliot would be a real pairing.
2. All my fanfics would have been made into episodes.
3. All the other amazing fanfics on here would've been made into episodes (with owner's consent, of course)
4. It wouldn't be as good...I don't have the genius capacity that Bill Lawrence does (he is my own personal God)
5. Do you really think I'd be waisting my time here? :D
6. I would have married Neil Flynn (what, he's a comic genius?)
7. Keith and Kim would NEVER have been on screen!
8. I would be stinkin' rich!
9. Ben would have been in more episodes.
10. I would play a fairly main part.

Scrubs Quiz:

00.) Randomly list twelve of your favorite Scrubs characters:

1) JD 2) Carla 3)Laverne 4) Elliot 5) Dr Cox 6) Turk 7) Ted 8) Janitor 9) Doug 10) Todd 11) Kim 12) Jennifer Dylan

01.)Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Turk/Kim. No, no and no.

02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Elliot. She is good looking, but I wouldn’t say hot because I’m not attracted to women :

03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Jennifer Dylan/Janitor. I’m not going to list the impossibilities and wrongness of that!

04.)Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recomend any?

Doug fics. Yeah, there was one where he pushed Dr Cox off a roof, but I cant for the life of me remember the title or author! I have a crap memory!

05.)Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Carla/Turk. Obviously…

06.)Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Dr Cox/Doug or Dr Cox/Todd. I’m gonna have to go with Dr Cox/Doug!

07.)What would happen if Seven walked in on Twelve and Two having sex?

Ted walks in on Jennifer Dylan and Carla having sex. He would probably be jealous of Jenny!

08.)Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic?

Laverne/Todd. Laverne tries to help Todd become righteous?

09.)Is there such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

JD/Janitor. There’s slash, maybe not fluff.

10.)Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic:

Ted/Jennifer Dylan. Even if you don’t understand, at least you can listen?

11.)What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Elliot de-flowers JD. I don’t actually know what de-flowering is, sorry!

12.)Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Ted slash? Is there such a thing?

13.)Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Arnt many Laverne fics.

14.)Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Kim…not on my friends list, no.

15.)Would anyone you kow write Two/Four/Five?

Carla/Elliot/Dr Cox. Few tiny charts and knobs, but its doable (Janitor quote)

16.)What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Todd. “Passion Five!”

17.)If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Janitor. Well Respected Man.

18.)If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

JD/Turk/Jennifer Dylan. Written in a moment of sheer wrongness!

19.)What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Todd/Carla. “Best friends hot lady five!” no, that was crap…

20.)When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Dr Cox fics? Read em all the time!

21.)What is Six's super-secret kink?

Turk. The Safety Dance?

22.)Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober?

Kim/Doug. Maybe sober…

23.)If Three and Seven got togather, who would top?

Laverne/Ted. Laverne, defo!

24.)"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a breif unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name one person who should write it.

JD and Doug are in a happy relationship until Doug suddenly runs off with Elliot. JD, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Kim and a brief, unhappy affair with Jennifer Dylan, then follow the wise advice of Dr Cox and finds true love with Laverne.

Title: My Crazy, Messed-Up, Random Love Life

Author: Bells of Tomorrow maybe? Or HazelInDespair?

25.)How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Ted/Janitor. No, no, no!

I stole this off HazelInDespair who stole it off Bonzodog, so thanks to both of them for this random survey!

For anyone who likes Gakuen Alice fanfic, read charly773's story "A Battled Out Lie-Mikan vs Luna" she is my best friend in reality and a great writer. Also Lolita-Pocket, my other best friend in reality, writes an amazing Harry Potter OC story: "The Inner Light". Read if interested.

If you've read all of this, kudos and a cyber-muffin. Now maybe you'll like my stories?