Hi welcome to my fan fiction file!!

I am if you cant tell from my writings a girl.

my hobbies include reading, writing, drawing and just staring into space for no good reason.

I am a proud Yaoi fan girl.

I absolutely love anime especially trinityblood, yu-gi-oh, naruto, princess princess, jun jou romantica, bleach, hellsing, Ghost hunt, antique bakery, Gakuen Heaven and xxx holic

and my favorite manga's are loveless, princess princess, demon diary, nagaraja and gamerz heaven

my favorite books are skulldugery pleasant, Rachel Morgan series, Anita Blake series, Magician and anything else by Laurel K. Hamilton, Raymond e fiest, Anne Bishop or Stephanie Meyer.

and my favorite tv shows and movies are die hard, the adams family, dexter, and stuff with explosions grins

I also love chocolate mmmmmm chocolate

and now for --My Quotes and Sayings--

"If heaven doesn't have gay porn, i don't wanna go..."

“If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.”

"Hate is such a strong word... yet so appropriate."

"I want to be the villain, dammit! Not the fucking hero!"

"If life gives you lemons, read them!"

"I was born a bitch. What's your excuse?"

"I used to be schizophranic, but we're ok now.

Men always complain that their girlfriends or wives smother them I personally think that if you can hear them complaining your not pushing the pillow down hard enough!

I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

I'd tell you to go to Hell but I work there and I don't need to see you everyday.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.

God must love stupid people; He made so many.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Procrastinate Now!

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

I keep hiting escape but I am still here

you gentlemen cant fight in here this is the war room

"Rule #1: I'm always right. Rule #2: When in doubt, refer to Rule #1."

"I consider myself influential, as opposed to manipulative."

"I've never made a mistake in my life; at least never one that I couldn't explain afterwards."

"Hello, passengers. We will be experiencing some slight turbulence for a few minutes, and shortly there-after, we're gonna explode."

"You can't fire me! I'm a volunteer!" (I said that to a guy once because he threatened to fire me.)

"I think my farts have more emotion than that guy."

"Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon."

"Give me five minutes, a brownie, some porn, and I'll give you a novel of my ideas."

"Just smile and wave."

"Whenever one eats ice cream, no matter what you do to make sure that the ice cream does not teeter from its path, and you succeed, why is it that the spoon ALWAYS BECOMES STICKY!?"

"It takes of second to meet someone. It takes a minute to become their friend. It takes a day to love them. But it takes a lifetime to forget them."

You know, I don't think Jesus was brunet or blond like all those priest and pastors believe. I think he had black hair, like most people who live around the middle east. And a big crooked nose, like most Jews. And that he wasn't all beautiful and perfect like everyone thinks. Wait... Oh my God... Jesus looks like Snape!"- kichi hisaki

"Most people say I'm crazy. And I must say that I'm inclined to agree with them."

“Life’s like a box of chocolates, you open the box, and take what you can before someone else take them.”

“Don’t piss me off, I’m running out of places to hide the bodies.”?

“If everything taste like chicken, then what does chicken taste like?” ?

“It takes 48 muscles to frown, 24 muscles to smile, but only 4 to smack someone in the mouth.”?

"Give a man a match and he's warm for a day... set a man on fire and you'd be doing his girlfriend a favor." ?

"Friends help you move, but real friends help you move bodies." ?

"Guy are like roses... you got to watch out for the pricks" - ?

Morituri Nolumes Mori

"Kids bringing about armageddon can be dangerous do not atempt in in your own homes!"

"heaven hath no anger like love turned to hatred nor hell a fury like a woman scorned"

"Someone once asked me if I saw a glass as half empty or half full, I told them half full. Then they asked me what would I do if the glass was empty. I told them I'd fill it up."

"There are pink unicorns. And they are invisible, as all pink things should be."-Ansuz

"Those who can- do. Those who can't-teach."-H L Mencken.

We are like butterflies who flutter for a day and think it is forever. ~Carl Sagan

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. ~Arthur Bloch

A single death is a tragedy: a million deaths is a statistic ~Joseph Stalin

For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these, “It might have been.” ~John Greenleaf Whittier

Praise makes me humble, but when I am abused I know I have touched the stars. ~Oscar Wilde

Imagination is more important than knowledge ~Albert Einstein

Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Briteny Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

my fave pairings are:

Naruto

Naruto/sasuke

Naruto/neji

Naruto/garra

Iruka/kakashi

Ino/sakura

Trinity blood

abel/tres

abel/hugh

abel/alacard(from hellsing)

abel/asta

abel/cain

Princess princess

Tohru/Yuujirou

Yu-gi-oh

yugi/yami marik

yugi/yami bakura

yugi/malic

yugi/tristan

yugi/yami

characters I hate and I would be thankful for their slow painfull and terrible deaths!

sakura

ino

professer umbridge

tea also known as anzu

and now:

THE PROOF THAT SASUNARU IS CANNON!!

“Masashi Kishimoto-sensei, creator of Naruto, who openly declared that he liked Shounen-ai, his favourite pairing was SasuNaru and that he was going to give the manga an end of that nature. Though it’s going to be an open-ending, it will be perceptible that Sasuke and Naruto end up together”

Mini Conference – ExpoAnime (USA):

“A group of fans asked Kishimoto what he thought about the doujinshi and fanfics of this pairing. He simply responded that it was his favourite pairing and that he always collected stuff of it. In addition, he stated that he wanted to give the manga a Shounen-ai ending” (Confirming it twice)

After the Interview, Kishimoto revealed that Sasuke was based on his best friend from High School, whom he admired and loved very much, and that Naruto was a reflection of himself and the adventures he would have liked to experience when he was young. He also emphasized that in the series there is not a love triangle, but rather a circle, like a fish biting its own tail. Naruto likes Sakura, Sakura loves Sasuke and Sasuke has special feelings for Naruto.
However, he ended the note saying that Shippuden was going to be mainly about the fights and character development.

AND IN THE MANGA:

SasuNaru is practically assaulting the Naruto manga. I mean, as if the hints given in the manga and in the anime weren't enough. All the SasuNaru shippers around like Itachi; who wants specifically Naruto to save Sasuke, Neji; with that bla bla bla speech that Naruto is the light of Sasuke, c'mon i mean LIGHT?! Orochimaru; who said that Naruto was changing Sasuke's heart and he needed to break them up soon…………… Aaaaand everything else.

And the Chapter 411. Have you guys seen it?! WHOA...It showed Naruto using a necklace that has a picture of Sasuke and Sasuke using a necklace that, obviously has a picture of Naruto. Yeah. My first reaction: OH GOD, as if this thing CAN'T GET ANY more OBVIOUS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Brilliant isn’t it !!

there are also many more instances of stuff like this through out the manga

any way why would the acidental kiss exist first series if the writers didnt want it to exist as a hint for the future? it serves no other perpose that i can see

People, if you guys don't want to root for a homosexual pairing, at least, root for something that has more sense then SasuSaku. in shippuden Sakura herself doesn't have any feelings towards Sasuke anymore! She understood that she doesn't like him anymore (I forget which chapter sorry) AND Sasuke has never shown anything towards her. If the writers were going to make it a pairing they would have shown at least a hint towards it again the acidental kiss is a good for instance! but anything might have worked there is nothing the leads towards that pairing so far and in my opinion it is a little late for it to be added now!

so in conclusion for all the homophobes out there that enjoy the show Naruto please alow me to quietly laugh at you.

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If you're against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile!

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're the kind of person who laughs at something that happened the day before, copy and paste this into your profile.If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you are a CHOCOHOLIC, copy & paste this into your profile.

by the way my first story (the price) sucks i wrote it years ago and posted it on fan fic net out of respect to my younger self (i dont even pretend to understand my twisted thought paterns)

take care

may the darkness Protect you and the light Bless you

Belle M

oh one more thing! hi imy!