Name:Kortni a.k.a Ki-chan

Sex: If you can't tell from my name, I am a girl.

Favorite Fan Verses :Harry Potter,Dark-Hunter,Loveless, Naruto & Bleach

Fav parings: Well ok i like all Yaoi for all my fav books! Yuri is ok but you don't find many good ones. Het well i don't like het very often even though I'm straght.

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world tion

You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You ally enter your password on a microwave.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

10. You were too busy to notice number five.

11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

You Know your obsessed with Naruto when . . .

-Dye your hair blond and try to walk up a tree.

-Live by a strict diet of only ramen.

-Call your semester exam a chuunin exam.

-Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.

-Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan".

-Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.

-Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.

-Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends' names.

-Paste a piece of paper that says "Icha-Icha paradise" on the front of adult books.

-Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.

-Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.

-Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.

-Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out.

-Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.

-Start to call your teachers Sennin.

-Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharingan.

-Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.

-When someone asks you who your dream girl is and you say Ino.

-Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.

-Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.

-Refuse a date because you're saving yourself for Sakura.

-Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.

-Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.

-Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.

-Put a picture of Hinata in your wallet and tell your friends it's your girlfriend.

-List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.

-Can spout out a random character quote on command.

-Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.

-Sneak around and try to beat your grandfather.

-Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi, why?!".

-Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.

-Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.

-Read manga 24 hours non stop just so you can read more.

-Decide that if you can't hit a tree 1500 times then. You'll jump rope 1500.(I can't jump rope more then 20 times)

-Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".

If more than 8 of these apply to you, put this somewhere for all to see, like your profile maybe

IF YOU BELEIVE FIGHTING CRIME IN MINI SKIRTS IS POSSIBLE, COPY THIS IN UR PROFIE! I BELEIVE DUDES!

If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Moon-Freak00, clam theif, sparky-chan123, hittocerebattosai, xKokurox, Lily Kalanoa, InsaneFanGirl...

Also- I got these from Master of Toys, cause I thought they were super-funny!!

I've learned that with my driving, there are two types of pedestrians: the quick and the dead. ~Anonymous

Only borrow money from pessimists: they don't expect it back. ~Anonymous

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. ~Anonymous

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. ~Anonymous

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. ~Anonymous

The world is full of oxygen thieves. ~a friend

I reject your reality and substitute my own. ~a friend

Life is like a spongebob episode, short and stupid ~ a friend

Yu-Gi-Oh: Multiple personality disorder ... with cards!- a friend

"As I lay in bed last night, looking up at the stars and the moon, I thought to myself, 'Where the hell is my ceiling?'"- anonymous

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."- my friend

"A life? COOL! Where can I download one of those!"

"One day we'll look back at this moment, laugh nervously, then change the subject."-anonymous

"I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault."- a friend

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people who ask questions."

"Randomness is the base of conversation."

"I lost my mind a long time ago. Hm ... But, i haven't missed it yet."

"Stupidity makes the world go round. Or lopsided, same difference."

"Do you know you're short?"- Thomas Ng

"why is the midget going to the evil place?" Thomas Ng watching LOTR

"I will temporarily rule the world, forever."

"It's improbable, immoral, and against my religion."-my mom. I used this to get out of wearing a school uniform xD

"Some things children's eyes shouldn't see...your face is one of them."

"Come my minions! Today we shall take over the cheese!"

"I'm Sakura! I can't do anything! I can't even run!"

"Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass."

"Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film."

"Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself."

"When i put my hands in front of my eyes, you can't see me."

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. Therefore, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes."

You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:

You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
You dream about SasuNaru all the time;
You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;
You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;
You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended;
You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;
You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the timeskip!)
You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip;
Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;
You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;
You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;
You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..);
You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip;
You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous); (Shannaro!)
You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s;
You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;
You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;
Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary);
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;
You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;
SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;
You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!)
You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out..)
Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD;
You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;
You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD);
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue);
You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;
You have written 5 or more stories about them (guilty as charged);
You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”;
You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes :yaoi fan giggle:;
You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs)
You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was;
You sigh as this list ends XD.

I love this next thing but it made me cry the first time i read it! So read it !

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuga or Itachi Uchiha is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly whi ch part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you stay up all night to write fanfic then wake up early in the morning to do it again, even if you have school. Crazy is when you get hurt and start to laugh non-stop for no reason. Crazy is when you can't fall asleep at night because you're too busy playing a Naruto game, or thinking about Naruto. Crazy is when you draw your favorite Naruto pairing so may times they start to look like totally different people, and then laugh at it randomly. Crazy is when someone calls you normal and you laugh in their face. Crazy is when you constantly refer to yourself as 'we', but aren't exactly sure why. Crazy is when you make strange noises to make it sound like you're talking in a different language, when really you have no idea what you're saying. Crazy is when you stay awake till Midnight on fridays because your favourite Naruto Author lives in a differnt time zone and you want to be the first to read the chapter!

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that one day the snow will melt and flood the world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that when another ice age comes, most of the human population will become cannibals, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. =D
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you all ready have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.
Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan,Cloud Envy, Phoxsia, Krazy Kitsune13, Teng, Crazy PurpleSage, Stary202
If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whats so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan,Cloud Envy, Phoxsia, Krazy Kitsune13, Teng, CrazyPurpleSage, Stary202, StalkerishSlytherinLover
DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!! If you too are against drunk driving, add this to your profile and add your name to the bottom.

~NoOnesGal1848, Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, AkatsukiDreamer,Cloud Envy, Krazy Kitsune13, Teng, Crazy PurpleSage, Stary202, StalkerishSlytherinLover

Random stuff found in someones profile!

"Come give your big grother a hug!"-Itachi

"WTF! O_O" -Sasuke backs up slowly

"Get away from my Sasu, you child-molester!"-Naruto tackles Itachi

OoOoOoOo I got this next one from Starlight- A SasuNaru Fanfic

“Sasuke, what are you doing here? Are you stalking me?”

“Yeah, let me tell you-no! I am not stalking you.” The Uchiha retorted. “I was in the neighborhood and you ran by and so I followed you.”

Naruto furrowed his eyebrows together. “In case you didn’t know, that’s considered stalking.”

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"The thought made me heart skip. No no no, only people who liked someone had their heart beats skip! Mine must of…of tripped over a rock or something."- Something Naruto said in Bad Luck has a Bright Side by NavyBlueWings!! I found it super-funny>w

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First I get a cryptic note, than an out loud admission, and finally a mysterious message. Who died and put me in the twilight zone?- Naruto again, from same author, same story as the last quote. Once again, I found this funnyw

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"I did WHAT to WHO!?"-Naruto

"Stop stealing my breathing space, DAMMIT!"-Gaara

"It's not Eyeliner, Asshole!"-Gaara

"Hottest Hokage that ever Hokage'd!"-4th Hokage

"'Roll over' yourself!"-Pankun

"Sasuke's mine, Bitch."-Sakura smiles (I hate sakura>_

"Hangover-no-jutsu."-Jiraiya

"You're all my BITCHES!"-Itachi

"Piss OFF!"-Neji

DESCRIBING THE NARUTO CHARACTERS (Some of them, not all) (Made by another person, but in comic form)-

NARUTO- Hyperactive and Colorblind I mean,seriously, what ninja wears ORANGE?!

SASUKE- EMO. That is all. "My brother hates me. I must slit and post the pictures on Myspace."

SAKURA- Obsessive Compulsive. "HAI SASKAY! LIEK OMG SASKAY! SASKAY!"

GAARA- Angsty self-centered brat. "Stop Stealing my breathing space, DAMMIT! DEATHAX NO JUTSU!!" (This is under my fav. quotes too)

NEJI- Superiority complex. "You are all NOOBS. Everyone is a NOOB ,but me, Neji. Do not try to defy my divine logic!"

ROCk LEE- No fashion sense...among other things. "Sparkliness of YOUTH! Green Jumpsuit of LOVE! Bowl cut of TRUTH!"

SHIKAMARU- No motivation Whatsoever. "Life is too troublesome. Fourteen hours and counting."

KIBA- Identity Crisis. Believe me Kiba...You're NOT a dog! "SHUT THE HELL UP! DON'T TELL ME WHAT I AM! ARF!"

INO- Tenage-girl Syndrome. "Oh Sasuke-kuuuunnn. Am I PRETTY? You KNOW I am. I even dieted and nearly starved myself to death for you!"

HINATA- No backbone. "Na-Na-Na-Naruto-kun. S-so L-like, how's the...AGH! I CAN'T DO IT! AHDHWIUFPAFG!!" SPLODE

KANKUROU- Lack of Common Sense. Dude...You live in the FRICKEN' DESERT! It's a wonder that full-body black suit doesn't give you heat stroke!

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1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

If you support gay marriage and want to show it, paste this into your profile.