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since: 05-28-08, id: 1589083, Profile Updated: 06-14-09
Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, Naruto, and Supernatural.

Hello, peeps, I'm not gonna tell you my name because it is written already on this page. Right there. I know you're literate! (Either that or your feelings aren't hurt by my comments anyway, cuz, um yeah. Written.)

I do lots of things! Today, I just got back home from a track meet, where I only placed once...but hey, better than not at all! I sing in show choir, jazz choir, church choir, my school's choir, and I play the baritone in band. I have played basketball, volleyball, softball, and currently am in track and field. I am an active FBLA member and officer, write for the school newspaper, and participate in one act plays, musicals, the speech team, cheerleading, and a thousand other things...

I GOT MY FIRST FLAME!! I'm so excited! It probably would have made me even happier if the insults weren't quite so ridiculous, but...

I liked the bit about how my spelling apparently sucks. It made me giggle. If nothing else, I am actually a bit of a nerd when it comes to grammar. I'm not always correct, of course, but I'm nothing to whine about. I uphold my honor as a former spelling bee champ pretty seriously. I wonder if they even read my story, or if they just type that spiel about "Your grammer sucks, your plot sucks, your spelling sucks..." into every story they open. I especially appreciated that the coward who couldn't sign in wrote his or her review with terrible grammar. Whatever!

And the Good Algebra Teacher did spake and give council unto his people, saying, "Do what thou wilt unto one side of the equation, but remembering also that one must also do unto the other side of the equation." And there was thusly much rejoicing among the Junior class, and they feasted on carrot sticks, and much celery, and breakfast cereals and rabbits.

"He's not a dead parrot, he's just pining for the fijords!"

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1. Curiosity reviews
Some traits prove to be inheritable, like a drive to go where one shouldn't and learn things one need not know. Curiosity. It killed the cat, and might have killed her too. Possible One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-8-09
2. Click reviews
Something goes bump in the night in a hotel room far from anyplace called home. One shot.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-6-09 - Dean W. - Complete
3. Strings
Rated for Akutsuki potty mouths and relatively minor ninja buttkicking. Konoha has perhaps reached the end of its golden age. One of the usual suspects stars in this story, but I'm afraid that who it is won't be told just yet!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Published: 4-30-09
4. Misadventures of an unintelligent variety reviews
Naruto is assigned to a completely different team from the beginning, but it wasn't his idea. Tsunade might just accomplish one of her biggest ambitions...and who cares about the consequences? Not Shizune.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-26-09 - Naruto U. & Shizune
5. If you were Hermione Granger, you'd be insane too
Rated teen for not entirely nice concepts. Hermione is a complete and total nutcase. Crackfic! May be one-shot, may not.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Published: 11-18-08
6. New Spells
Bellatrix Lestrange and Hermione Granger have a fateful encounter. T for slight language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,100 - Published: 8-23-08 - Complete
7. Bite »
A series of mini-bites from the chocolate pie of the trio's day-to-day lives.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,322 - Updated: 8-3-08 - Published: 8-2-08
8. Cute Pretty Chipmunk? » reviews
James gets himself into an uncomfortable and vaguely embarrassing situation, and ends up ruining the morning of various prefects all over the school. So much for Saturday, and it isn't even eight yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,669 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-23-08 - Published: 7-18-08 - Lily Evans P. & James P.
9. You're gonna miss the girl reviews
Michael is a nervous guy lately. See, there's this girl he likes, but he's scared she might not like him that way. On the other hand, he is terrified of losing his chance at her. Could this possibly end well for a poor, lovesick guy?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-2-08 - Michael C. & Ginny W. - Complete
10. Wrackspurts reviews
Ginny was momma's little girl. And that wasn't about to change.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-30-08 - Harry P. - Complete
11. The secret agent
Ginny was shocked. Surprised, even. "I think he's crazy".
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Published: 5-30-08 - Ginny W.
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