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Author has written 5 stories for Fire Emblem, Inheritance Cycle, and Naruto. Stories! Updates, ideas and what's happening to slow down the progress. I thought I might put this here for you that DO check my profile to see right away what's happening on my end. Just a Small Town Girl Path Of Cheezyness 51 Ways to Annoy Shinon Ideas for future stories So I have an idea of doing Shadow Dragon after recently beating it (finally!), just add that FE Frog touch with the humor, adding some personality... I just need support and pleading to start it! I'm also thinking of bringing the story about Robyn back up from the dead. Working on revising it, since it's been so long. Rewriting it in better words, in better everything. (And not so many flash backs either. Also, I ain't rushing the relationship.) And then I have another Naruto idea starring... Deidara! Yeah, er... I'll wait to post that, un. Hellooooooo Everyone! I'm in a hyper mood right now! It's 11:13 in the morning and all I had for breakfast was a thing of yogurt... Er... Here's some stuff about me, followed by more random stuff. I'm hyper! (P.S. PM me if you read this! You'll be finding me ask that a lot.) HEY MEG! Loti says hi too! (M: What about me?!) Name: Well that's too bad! FE Frog is as close as it gets. Age: Guess. It’s between 1 and 50. Most people write 1 and 100, but I feel like being nice. Here, even better, between 1 and 30. Gender: Female. Doy. Nationality: Okay. I have many, so here comes the list. Okay, Maybe not that many. Things I like: Murtagh. Inheritance trilogy... Cycle. FE series, even if I've only played 9 and 10, and almost beat 11, but my ssiter had to go and put her file ontop of mine! Oh well... Murtagh. Shikamaru from Naruto, for sure. Murtagh. Zelda series. Artemis Fowl... Well I used to. Murtagh. Mia is awesome! Murtagh. Cats! (Even if I'm allergic to them) Murtagh ALL ZE WAY! And Janaff! Woot for birdies! And wolves, preferably werewolves (or in InuYasha's case, wolf demons) NAruto (the show, the dude is pretty cool too, in shippden...) Things I don't like: Oliver... He's a fat guy who's obsessed with random things, obese. My sister. (Kiriean: Hey!) Um... Really, super random pairings... actually I like those! Galbatorix. And Rafiel... My friend thought he was a girl. Kinda like Lucius. Just not as Girly. I just feel bad for that guy. Okay... (And animal lovers, don't hurt me for this) Dogs. But I like wolves! Books: Inkheart, Inheritance (any doubt there?), Twilight, Artemis Fowl, and a whole bunch I'm not in the mood to write about Games: Fire Emblem (surprise, surprise), Zelda. And same excuse for books. Songs: I'm really weird. My friend got me into all this stuff from japan and Korea over the summer. She's been tryin to get me to like Hey! Say! JUMP a lot, but I like Arashi better. Have a bit of Perfume, but they get annoying after a while. An now onto Korean... SUPER JUNIOR! God, my love for those guys...Except Ryeowook. His voice gets really irritating after a while, but I put up with it. My fav is Sungmin, 'cause he's just the cutest thing aside from Nino (Arashi) and Chinen Yuri (HSJ... Just because they're not my fav doesn't mean I don't like them!). I could keep going, but... SNSD is pretty good too. Big Bang and DBSK are so-so... And of course, my friend is STILL trying to show me other bands. I've already got the 10 people from HSJ, 5 pople from Arashi and 13 from SuJu memorized. That's jsut how much time I have, And yet I STILL don't update often. That's about it! Basically, I just said J-pop and K-pop is da bomb, Least-fav sogns: LOW! Rap, any kind. Most popular songs in my school. Some are okay, only because I've heard them enough. Anime/Manga: This should probably just be labelled manga. I don't watch much anime these days. I read mangas and only wtch the anim if I feel like it. And even in that one category, it's mostly Naruto. My friend (smae one with the music) makes me read all sorts of things. I've read a Grls Bravo (I'm not a perv! It's just hilarious!), I've read a few Bleach, tried some Fruits Basket and read a Love Roma. That's about it. The Love Roma, at least what i read, was hilarious as well. (Randomness) Other things in my actual LIFE!: Fencing. Although I suck at it, fencing is fun. Just not when YOU get stabbed. Especially in a fleche... Hmmm... Well, I believe I have already mentioned writing. I used to do archery, but as of late, I can't find my set. Umm... obviously video games. But that's pretty easy to understand. Reading, watching TV every now and then... DRAMA! I also want to go to Vienna Unviersity in Austria... I don't know why. I want to live in Europe, possibly join the European Space Agency, since Astronomy is one of my MAJOR hobbies. Either that or NASA. I might end up going to a University in Switzerland, possibly even some place in California. Games favs are: Janaff (OMG! LOVE HIM!) Mia, Shinon, Naesala, Ulki. Tibarn (Notice a pattern here? If not, I'm obsessed with the birds), Jill, Lucia and... Uh... I'll add more later Anime favs are: Book favs are: MURTAGH!! Eragon (ish), Artemis Fowl II, Chix Verbil (man, Claudia would kill me for that one). Pairings: JanaffXMy OC Robyn (I'll rewrite that one. Eventually) ZeldaXLink (It's okay... i guess. Just overused. Too bad there aren't many characters in Zelda...) MurtaghXMe (Duh...) ArtemisXHolly (Yeah. i read that... A while ago. Have yet to read Time Paradox) ShikamaruXTemari Icky pairings: ANY GuyXGuy (No, I don't hate gays. Hey, if you're gay, good for you! I just can't read it. Well, I can if it's not too 'descriptive'. Some are actually good. What can I say, I'm a minor hypocrite.) OCs: I've got Robyn, Meia (who is pretty much my alter-ego), uh... Nodeca? You guys haven't heard of her yet. She's in something around here with Naesala. I don't know if I could really call anyone else an OC... Or if there even are any. If I ever get to that Deidara thing, there will be ALOT. Robyn: Janaff, Tibarn and Ulki's best friend from their childhood. Was captured by slaves after moving to Gallia with her family. Eventually joins the Greil Mercanaries and meets up with everyone. Obviously, it ends up JanaffXOC, but there is some NaesalaXOC (And yes, that OC is Robyn. Mostly one-sided). Meia: Well, she's a little popular now, don't you think? The story has 50 reviews, just so you know. And over 2,000 hits. Almost 3,000. Meia is my alter-ego, a girl who gets sent to Tellius. Oh yeah, she also screws around with the whole story. She's also in the Naruto world, but I'm renaming and rewriting that one. There she jsut becomes friends with Naruto, likes to flirt with Neji and Kakashi (Yeah... I said it) and Sasuke. May have some romanctic thing with a character if the majority of the readers want it. You want it, tell me and who's best for her! Probably my main OC. Nodeca: Well, this story hasn't even been posted EVER. Nodeca is Jayden's (Naesala's cousin, son of the King) fiancé, but has a sort of affair with Naesala. Eventually, she gets enslaved (Why does that always happen??) and Jayden dies during that whole part with the blood pact. Obviously, it ends up as NaesalaXOC and slight NaesalaXLeanne. Person: My friends call me annoying. I say I'm shy around people I don't like or I don't know. Others say I'm talkative, yet I write soooo much more! Let's see here... I'm an Aries. Happy? Read that, I fit it to a T. (I still don't get that expression...) Traditional Adventurous and energetic On the dark side... Fears: Oh shit... Um. I'm hemophobic (blood), I'm semi scared of dogs... I don't know why. Just, their tongues licking you (that's what I hate the most) and the way they're so... big. I'm afraid of insane heights when I'm not secured. Airplanes are fine, but skiilifts ain't. Insects, sometimes. That's about it, but I'm sure i have some more I have yet to discover. That do it? So ya. I live in Canada. That’s as far as I’m getting, since that's all that needs to be said. Also, I don't even need to write it, as it says that above. Enough of my rambling. This is rambling still! Wow... I've been writing since I was 4, but then I just told my mom the story and she wrote it down. I guess I'm a fair writer, even if I usually despise my own stuff. Maybe... Practice makes perfect! I'll re-post Ruffled Feathers up again later, cause I feel bad for all the people who liked it, yet I just deleted for no reason. I have 1 sister, 1 mom, 1 dad and loads of friends. Oh well. Can anyone give me ideas of what else to put on? Please and thank-you! I'm in love with Murtagh! Don't ask why. He just seems so... I don't know. He's independent like me. That's why I fence, you don't have to pass the ball to anyone, just hit the dude in front of you. When I first read the book, I had beaten FE PoR for the millionth time and I always pictured Murtagh to look like Shinon! I liked Murtagh better in the book, he only gets like 6 parts in the icky movie! Why is the movie so bad? I will never know, I just hope when my book becomes a movie, it doesn't suck birds like Eragon (Movie, I mean)! Cheez I love Shinon too, and Mia. She's peppy like me. Another odd thing, until FE RD, I thought Janaff was a girl... I know... I think he's gay... Yet he's hot! I'm weird. I think that dude that played Murtagh in the movie is hot, and I'm not alone on that! My sis still calls Soren a 'She', and Janaff, and Sephiran because he looked like a girl in PoR. Big time... Kind of like Lucius... Last but not least, people say I look like Anna Popplewel (a.k.a. Susan Pevensie from the Chronicles of Narnia) Weird. I don't think so, I just have less puffy lips than she does and am a bit younger and I have freckles. Sad. Now you at least know what I look like. Why do I bother writing this crap? No one reads it! Cheez... If you have, PM me, I feel like talking to someone! Okay. I just have some random quotes from my life so far that I'll post here to add to the randomness that makes up my profile. Yaaaaaay... "CHICKEN BUTT!" -My friend Meg, also known as bubbles745. Her two word description of Sasuke. "GAAAARRRYYYY!" -me and Claudia. Gary was a fat lard at that time. "I'm confused." -my signature line. "You're hurting my head!" -Alexis whenever I try to explain something to her. "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it." -some psychologist or something. 'What's his name' Po. I think... "Est-tu derange?!" -Alphonse, my science teacher, getting pissed off at James. Translates to 'Are you crazy/stupid (in alphonse language)?!' Uh... What else? Meg, give me ideas here! Shaking me by the shoulders "Murtagh is NOT HOT! He's evil. EVILE!" -my friend Emily trying to persuade me not to day-dream about everyone's favorite character. "Are you okay?" -Claudia... One of the things she, and others, ask me quite frequently. "Do or do not, there is NO try!" -Yoda. Please don't tell me you don't know who he is. Thanks Meg! The next... 8 Here are courtesy of Bubbles745. Reinvigorating my mind with more OLF quotes! "When all else fails, be freakishly immature" - Courtesy of Bubbles745. She gave me a bunch of random quotes from my last year with them!! "Never drink tea and watch hilariously funny vids on youtube... at the sametime." -my bestie, Claud. We were watching Potter Puppet Pals, while I was drinking tea. I spat all over the cloth screen my dad had the projector against (Yeah. my dad has the Wii hooked up to a projector! 60 sweet inches of gaming!) "Did you say Meia's going to mars?" -Grail. I don't know when that was, but Bubbles happens to! "Meia, you're weird" -(says everyone) "And proud of it!"-(says me) I bet you could guess. "Plug it in Plug it in!" -Paa-Kofi... In grade 6 we were doing a science test on electricity, and there was a wall plug. Kofi blurted that out, and we all laughed. He was funny. I miss that guy! Then my teach said, "And after that commercial break, let's get "...Now that i think about it, plug it in plug it in sounds kinda wrong..." -Kofi, 2 weeks after that quiz. (He was also pretty perverted) "There can only be two wands with a pheonix feather!" -Claudia in grade 4. I don't remember that... Apparently, neither does she. "The BOOGERISH DEMENTORS!" -There were only 8 grade threes in my gr. 3 class. Just something we made up (Yes, Bubbles it was grade 3 not 4) "Never dump a girl over e-mail!" -My friend Hanna. She was ranting all summer after Gary (some jerk, as she found out) dumped her right after gr. 6 grad. "Mah name ith Jimmy!" -Joey. Now the biggest jerk you'll ever see! He was pretending to have a lisp then. He was always trying to be funny. "Take a pill chill..." -Claudia, once more. Can you guess she's a good amigo to me? "Evil guys like to show their legs!" -Moi and my friend working on our Religion project. Judas was hanging himself and didn't have a long enough robe. "You see, Calill and I go waaaaaaay back. It's just our way of saying 'You're my friend!' And you make such a good argument starter!" - Marcia, in Just a Small Town Girl by me! "Sakura, every adult in America is, like, blessed with this wonderful thing called a credit card.'" -Deidara Iwa, chapter two in StormDragon666's The Claude Monet. Best line in there. That story is fing hilarious. Probably one of the best Dei-Saku stories out there. Although... Deidara is pretty OOC a lot of the time, if you ask me... "Computers are useless; they can only give you answers." -Pablo Picasso. Very true for someone that likes questions, but computers come in handy when you're doing homework! (By the way, that was at the top of the page while I was looking through my gmail... I don't know any Picassos. Was that the real Picassos real name? i don't know much about Picasso, but I'm not sure if computers were around then...) Uh... That's really all i can think of now... Maybe some more later! Okay, random, but whatever! I fell for this big time... You know you live in 2009 when... 1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did Do it one by one, don't look ahead! 1. Write the name of a person of the oposite sex. 2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so scroll down (don't cheat- -) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person 2. If you choose Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservitive and agressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laid back person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday! -oOo- Name your twelve favorite Fire Emblem characters (in no order) and answer the questions!! 1) Janaff 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? 3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? 8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Edit: Neph? With JANAFF? Er... I don't know... 12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? 13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? 14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? 15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? 17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? 18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? 19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? 20) How emo is Seven? Because I'm hopeless and actually read these things. ()() BUNNIES KICK BUTT! -Go bunny dude! Post this on your profile if you hate racism The white man said, "Coloured people aren't allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was Black, when I grew up I was Black, when I'm sick I'm Black,when I go in the sun I'm Black, when I'm cold I'm Black and when I die I will be Black. But you sir, when you're born you're Pink, when you grow up you where White, when you're sick you're Green, when you're in the sun you're Red, when you're cold you're Blue, and when you die you will be Purple. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man turned around and sat down, and the white man walked away... -Love that thing. It makes a lot of sense too. My school's actually kinda weird... Sorta racist if you ask me. K, so understand this... 2,500 students, k? BIG number. 1 black person in Grade 7; 250+ students! 1 in Gr. 8; the same amount of students. 2,000 people in high school, and I've seen 4 black people. To me, that's wrong. WAAAAAY wrong. That one in grade 8, though? Yeah, she's my friend. Love vs. Sex A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit She ended up staying longer than As she walked along under the tall elm When she reached the alley, which was a However, halfway down the alley she She became uneasy and began to pray, Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness When she reached the end of the alley, The following day, she read in the Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and Thanking the Lord for her safety and to She felt she could recognize the man, so The police asked her if she would be She agreed and immediately pointed out When the man was told he had been The officer thanked Diane for her bravery She asked if they would ask the man one Diane was curious as to why he had not When the policeman asked him, he Amazingly, whether you believe or not, Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will -Maybe I should try that next time I'm walking alone at night (I never even walk around alone at night anyway, so... Maybe I won't have to) Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good because unique is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! - Totally! 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. - Meh. I could care less for this junk. A lot of Canadians are obsessed with this junk too. Scratch that... Most of 'em are! If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.- I remember in Grade 1. I watched that first Scooby Doo movie and was laughing halfway through class because of the 'farting contest' Scooby and Shaggy had. Wait... I had a reason for that! If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile. -Mwhahahahaha! Just look at that one story of mine, and the other. Mia (A.K.A Somewhat me) is just annoying him for no reason whatsoever. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people then copy this into ya profile. _-Sad thing is, my school's a snobby rich kid school! So I hate everyone there basically. Although I have my friends, who are rich (some) but not snobby. If you're wondering, I'm not emo or anything, i just don't like the people at my school. Too preppy. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird. If you agree then copy this into your profile. -That would be just pathetic. Seriously. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuuga or Itachi Uchiha is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you have OSD (Obsessive Sasuke Disorder)I have major OSD, and ADD, well...possibly, I'm not really...O.O BUNNY CHICKEN FROG!! Ok, crazy is when u try to jump a building for fun and the only thing that kept u alive was the fact that your cloths got stuck to something at the top of the building. (Who actually does that?) Crazy is when you start writing YOURSELF into video games, books, and shows. Crazy is when you write yourself having conversations with Murtagh and Eragon in your e-mails to your friends... and you do that over and over again. And they like it. Crazy is when you're playing Fire Emblem, and start talking strategy to yourself. Crazy is when you look in the mirror and start laughing like a freak. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! -I've added about 4 things so far... If you hate High School Musical, copy this into your profile. -OMG! I hate that movie! And Hannah Montana. Stupid bitch is the most annoying-- Good thoughts, Meia, good thoughts. Rcneet sudteis sohw taht yuor mnid rades wdros as one wrod, not as snglie ltrtees, as lnog as the frsit and lsat lrettes are in tiehr rgiht pcales. So mnay polpee soluhd be albe to raed tihs; hewveor, tihs may not be the csae. If you are cpalbae of raidneg tihs, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor pflrioe. -Yep! I got it! (Tohse wrods ddni't wrok, oaky?) If annoying people get on your nerves then copy this onto your profile! - I get on my own nerves. Does that count? If you have ever pulled the door when it says push, copy and paste this into your profile. - Always at the library! 98 percent of teenagers have drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile. - Does occasionally having a sip of wine count? If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile. I was sitting on it facing the back, so it wasn't that hard! And then there was that time I fell off a stool, so I'm not that pathetic. But once, I was leaning back in a recliner (WTF?) too far, I might add, and fell. Not fun. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. - Once or twice. 92 percent of teenagers will go with whats popular all the time. If you're part of the 8 percent that dares to be different, copy this into your profile. - Meh. Depends what mood I'm in. I have some AE, so I wear it when I feel like it, but most of my clothes are from the US, and other places. Like Germany. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters copy this into your profile. - All the time. I always have 'the' spelt on the computer as 'teh'. Then again, don't we all do that? And 'just' as 'jsut'. That's annoying. If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. -Hmm... Probably a sleep staff... or... SILVER SWORD! Man. I'd feel sorry for everyone in my fencing class. I wish I had those giant shuriken too, those are freakin' awesome, man! Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Larxene II, Dragons Ark, freakyanimegal456, The Sage of Spirits, Twilight Princess6, FE Frog! - Depends... There are the times. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it copy this into your profile. - Holy cheezcakes! Duh! Wait a second... What else was I gonna say? If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention copy this into your profile. - Once or twice. If imagination is your great escape from the stupidity of the real world, copy this into your profile. - Isn't it always? If you thought that the Eragon Movie really sucked because it was hardly like the book, copy this into your profile. - Bah! I can't believe you stupid people who even created that horrid movie! Except Murtagh. We all still love him, even if he went evil. (Anyways, he was HOT!) Inkheart was pretty bad too. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile -Cough Murtagh Cough If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. -I saw a little dog do that too. But I've done it... once or twice If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. -Well duh! Can't you peeps see how long it is? Less than 1 precent of teenages don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE! -Uh... No, I don't. It's called natural beauty peeps! Naw... Maybe though! That's what my grandma says... I still don't use it, not even lipgloss or a bit of eyeliner. Too much trouble, if you ask me! Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile. -Never tried any drugs and I'm proud of it! Then again, I'm only 13, so... If you can listen to the same song over and over and over and over etc. without getting bored, copy and paste this into you profile. -Right now! I'm not that Girl from the play 'Wicked'. If you are on Team Jacob, copy and paste this onto your profile. -Who would want to be on team Edward? Cheez... Jacob's HOT, Edward's cold. Although, the actor for Jacob wasn't quite hot. If you think Murtagh deserves a chance, copy and paste this to your profile. -Come on Paolini! Murtagh rox more than you do! If you think some of the Inheritance Cycle characters are totally HOT but not mentioning any names (cough) Murtagh (cough), copy and paste this to you profile. -Um... (Cough) No duh (Cough) If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this in you're profile (What do you mean, not put this in? NNNNNOOOOO! We will be figured out! What do you mean 'we'? I'm the one people think is insane.) If you KNOW that the voices in your head are REAL, copy and paste this into your profile -I wonder who's... Hmmm... (cough) Murtagh and other inheritance peeps (cough) Woah... That was a long cough! If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. -Duh! I'm a catholic, so it kinda comes with the package. I go to a catholic school and yadda yadda, but I rarely go to church... I like mystery cupcakes. I've seen red blue jays. Chocolate makes me high. I fall over when the ground's flat. If you can imagine yourself in a video game/ manga/tv show/ or anime, copy and paste this into your profile. -I'm writing a series on me falling into these things! What do you think? If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. - Exactly why I do it. Found this in L.E.G.W.H's profile. i thought it was funny. So her ya go!! Join the dark side, we have cookies! I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it! If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this in you're profile (What do you mean, not put this in? NNNNNOOOOO! We will be figured out! What do you mean 'we'? I'm the one people think is insane.) If you KNOW that the voices in your head are REAL, copy and paste this into your profile Guys with Emo hair are like a billion times more sexy than other guys! (So true) Officer, I swear to Drunk i'm not God! I smile cause i have no idea whats going on! I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard I used to be normal, until i met the freaks called my friends Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs People who say anything is possible have not tried to slam a revolving door One day, we will look back on this day, laugh nervously, and change the subject Ever stop and think...and forget to stop again? I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and i can get how Rock beats Scissors, but there's no way that Paper can beat Rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock, leaving it immobile? If so, why can't Paper do this to Scissors? Screw Scissors, why can't Paper do this to people? Why aren't there sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to write notes in class? I'll tell you why, because Paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear paper in two seconds. When i play Rock/ Paper/ Scissors, i always choose Rock. Then when somebody claims to beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say: Oh! I'm sorry, i thought Paper would protect you, you a_hole! My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil When you get caught looking at a guy, remember, he was looking back A good friend will comfort you when you break up with him, a BEST friend will call him whispering: Seven days... All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional If you don't like me, there is nothing i can do. Newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you He said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it. She said: You wear pants don't you? If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you Parents spend half of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and spend the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up Everyone has a wild side- me and my friends just perfer to make it public I've got ADD and Magic Markers...oh the fun i shall have Cereal Killer EMO- Extravagantly Made Origami At first, i wondered why God made you, then i realized that even God makes mistakes Your eyes are as beautiful as enormous catapillars Oops, i appear to have fallen upon your lips Having the love of your life say that we can still be friends is like your dog die and your mom say you can still keep it I think i could be madly in like with you Music is like candy...you throw away the rappers I live in a world with bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again And God (or Carlisle) said: And let there be Edward, and it was all gooood Don't call me emo or else i'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then i'll die and it will all be YOUR FAULT! Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a female dog. And dogs bark. And bark is on trees. And tree are part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know i'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement! If you say im not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If im not cold, im hot. I know i'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. EHMAGAWD I'm so gangsta, i carry a squirtgun I'm not good at advice? Can i intrest you in a sarcastic comment? You're just jealous cause we act retarded in public and people still love us! My friend's the kinda person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN!" I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator I know im a sexy peguin You cry, i cry, you laugh, i laugh, you fall off a cliff, i laugh even harder I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse! Thanks Stephaine, now i'll NEVER get a man! I'm the kinda girl who'll break out in laughter while everyone else is quiet I hear voices, and they don't like you A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A BEST friend will walk up to him and say 'its cause your gay, isn't it?' I'm not a whore! Your boyfriend just thinks im hot! When it rains on my party, i just burst out the slip-n-slide! Be a loser, cool is soo over-rated Dear heart, i met a boy today, prepare to shatter Dear body and intellect, i met a boy today, prepare to make him eat HIS heart out! If annoyed further, i shall spork your eyes out Love can come in different colors I'm gonna go touch the butt!! My imaginary friend thinks you have issues We fall for stupid boys, make lots of dumb mistakes, like to act stupid, talk really fast, laugh really loud, and flirt constantly. But us teenage girls, we do one thing really well: stay strong Shun the non-believer! SSHHUUN!! SSSHHHUUUNNN!! Night is a dark time for me It is for everyone, moron Not for Alaskans and people with night vision goggles! Im not insane, and my hand puppets argree with me Don't frown, because even if your sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile You have a darkness for a dawn to come Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason why i love you. I was doing fine till i ran out of stars Somebody spiked the vodka Weather forecast for tonight: dark Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died Tell the truth and run Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense... Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to... The difficult is not to die for a friend, but to find a friend worth dieing for You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public If God intended for man to smoke, he would have set him on fire What happens if you get scared half to death twice? I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound that they make as they go by Alternate Names: 1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Meiizzle 2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Green... Armadillo! 3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Makenzie Hillcrest (Eh?) 4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Copmezle (What. The. Hell.) 5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): Azure tomato juice (Wow...) 6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last 7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Christiana (I don't even know if i spelt that right. Hm.) 8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black... Goldfish? (We don't name our goldfish. Kidna hard if there are 19, and a raccoon has eaten almost all of those) 9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong): Pomegranite hit-your-head-on-the-shelf-while-sleeping and what do pomegranites have to do with this again? (I'm not even gonna comment. Too late.) 10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory): Silver Parrot Just so you peeps know, i found this on Nosha.Pinkletoes' profile. I just laughed so hard at it that I had to copy and paste it into mine. You know if you live in 2009 if... Ever wonder where we are heading? Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why "abbreviated" is such a long word? Why doctors call what they do "practice"? Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows? Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dish washing fluid is made with real lemons? Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food? Who tastes dog food when it has a "new and improved" flavor? Why they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box? Why sheep don't shrink when it rains? Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe? AND... In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual instructions on consumer goods. On a Myer hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) On a bag of chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?) On a bar of Palmolive soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how??) On some frozen dinners: Serving Suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion.) On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well, duh, a bit late, huh?) On Mark's & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after hot after heating." (And you thought??...) On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those five-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness. (And I'm taking this... because?) On most brands of Christmas tree lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to... what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody help me out on this. I'm a bit curious.) On packet on Nobby's Peanuts: Warning: Contains nuts. (Talk about a news flash!) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts. (Step 3: maybe, uh... fly Delta?) (I don't blame the company on this one; I blame the parents) On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) And now for some other random stuff... Um... Yeah. All written by yours truly. Idiots... That's ME! I forgot to finish cleaning the bathroom. I've memorized all 13 members of Korean band Super Junior, plus their personalities, plus what they sound like, and... um... yeah. (OBSESSED~~! No shit.) I listen to Asian music in general. (My friends think it's weird) I wish I was married to Ninomiya Kazunari from Arashi. Too bad he's almost double my age (passed that line already! YAYZ!) I have dreams about SUngmin (Super junior) and Nino (the aforementioned Ninomiya) alllll the time. I look up words like 'neophyte'. For fun. I talk to myself. 5 minutes later: "Crap. Sothe is going to die... Yes! They didn't kill him! Why am I still talking to myself?" Yeah... I like to poke people's noses, which turns out bad more often than not. Taylor: "Hey! I thought you were poking my nose, not picking it!" Me: "Um... Woops..." I make jokes about Vaseline. Anyone who read 'Spanking Shakespeare' would get it. Good book. Me. Likes. POCKY! I forgot what I was going to write. Seriously. I remembered what I was going to write! That was it. I've killed at least 50 fruit flies. Not my fault my sister is leaving disgusting plates and stuff down here! I feel like I'm sitting in a freaking garbage dump! I kill 5 fruit flies, there's STILL more! And now I'm rambling. I have a dead mosquito on my wall. The Mosquito's been there since last Septemeber. There goes another fruit fly... I want to go on that weather report thing and start spouting stuff off like 'Today's forecast is... Sunny with a chance of tornadoes. Oh, and don't forget... 50 degrees is today's high!' and it's like, the middle of winter or something. And for all you Americans out there (cause the majority of people here are American) 1) I mean 50 degreees Celcius. And 2)... There isn't really a two. I wrote next week's Grocery list. I beat the following games in two days or less: -FE Radiant Dawn Wow. She must have a life. Luke, I am your father. Wait... How does that work? I'm a girl. I fantasize about Murtagh. Have been for the past 3 years. You know you listen to too much Asian music when... You start writing a book about some German chick who meets her firend in japan, and her friend is dating a pop-star, and... Shit happens. I memorized almost all of Rokkugo by Super Junior T. Watch the video with English subtitles, and you'll see just how strange I truly am. Damn fruit fly won't die! Me's is a sheeeeeeep. No, seriously, I am. BYES! | |||||||||||
1. Fire Emblem: Path of Cheezyness » reviewsSelf-insert into PoR. What could possibly happen when a girl like me is sent to Tellius with a rubber chicken? In an adventure consisting of tacos, sarcastic comments and all together hilarious moments, it's amazing what one person can change.Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,651 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 11-14-09 - Published: 10-6-082. Just a small town girl » reviewsNephenee has been living in the small, farming town of Ohma all her life. So, heading to the biggest city on Tellius, Sienne, for University is going to be hard. And when you meet the guy of your dreams? Oh boy... NepheneeXGeoffrey Modern dayFire Emblem - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,518 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 9-12-09 - Published: 1-12-09 - Nephenee & Geoffrey3. Enter Me reviewsSelf-insert. Konoha will NEVER be the same once I get things going. But what's a Japanese inspired place for a girl like me? I guess you'll just have to wait and find out! Read if you want.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,574 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-12-094. A tale unfolds reviewsEragon, the young elf who was said to have stopped the dragon war... Life isn't always as it seems. Maybe he started it too... First Eragon. My first Inheritance fic. R&R Please! Rated to be safe. May change title later.Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-14-085. 51 Ways to annoy Shinon! » reviewsMia is bored, which creates a really bad scenario for Shinon... Rated to be safe. No pairings, just a lot of laughs, actually, maybe some pairings if I feel like it. First fic... That I didn't delete. Possible ShinonxMia if you think about it that way.Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,847 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 9-16-08 - Published: 7-27-08 - Mia & Shinon
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