OK HELLO!

my name is tsusuki cullen (i know strange name) but i dont care XP

I love to read harry potter fictions!! are my favorites

I love animes: naruto specially

and i love twilight XD

i dont like sports XI i hate them and they hate me! what else can i say!?

Im a strawberry girl!

Music i like:

I love Daddy Yankee!! i love Wisin y Yandel! and all Regueton!!

I love Flo rida!! yeah!!: Elevator and Low such a great songs!

I love Japanese music!!

I hate Miley Cirus, i hate her! XP

Favorites couples:

DracoHermione: my favorite!! i dont care that it would never come true but i love them! they looks so good together and he so HOT!

SasukeSakura: always!

EdwardBella: but if i can change bella for me: EdwardMe! XD

GinnyZabini: he's hot.

Couples i hate:

HermioneRon: i dont care if they stay together in the book! he's so disgusting!! he doesnt deserve her! es un imbecil!

HarryHermione: i dont hate him, but its just...hes no draco!

HermioneSnape: i dont even know who invented that, but is absolutly disgusting!

SasukeNaruto: i hate yaoi!! iuw!! y todo tipo de deprabasiones!

If you want me to read your stories:

they dont have to be yaoi! they have to be the couples i said i love, specially when is a dramione if she's in the dark side is PERFECT! mas que perfecto!, or you can kill Ron, yeah...definitly you can kill Ron! it has to be a happy ending, is really strange that i read sad ending but i love them they make me cry T.T i cry for month. I dont care grammar mistakes, i have them XD english is not my home language that's why i have them...anyways, and the most important thing of all, IT HAS TO BE RATED M XD i love lemmon XD.

50 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts

1. I will not poke Hufflepuff’s with spoons, nor will I insist that their house colors indicate that they are “covered in bees”.

2. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

3. I will stop referring to showering as "giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful".

4. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

5. Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.

6. I will not tell Ron and Hermione to "Get a room" whenever they start to fight.

7. The Forbidden Forest is forbidden for a reason.

8. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.

9. I will not change the password to the prefects' bath to "Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty".

10. Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time.

12. I will not greet Professor McGonagall with "What's new, pussycat?"

13. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

15. I will not send shampoo to Snape's office, no matter how badly he needs it.

16. Naughty jokes regarding "Moaning" Myrtle are only funny the first time.

17. Singing "Slytherins are Sexier" in Potion's class will not get me extra points.

18. Even though they are easier to use and probably more effective, I will not use guns against the Deatheaters.

19. Screaming "VOLDEMORT!" in crowded hallways is not in good taste.

20. Stealing Draco's underwear and selling it on Ebay to horny fangirls is not ethical, nor profitable (note to self: I rather keep them to myself, or better! keep him to myself).

21. I will not refer to Ron Weasley as "that red-headed twit" in polite company (impolite company is just fine).

22. The "I Hate Snape" Club is not a valid after-class activity.

23. Making Harry Potter action figures without his permission is wrong. Making Draco Malfoy pay double for them is also wrong.

24. I will not tell Grawp that "Hermy" will give him a kiss if he eats certain members of the faculty.

25. "Potter 6, Voldemort 0", is not a valid T-shirt slogan

26. Writing sexy love letters to Professor Dumbledore, signed by "Your Kitten", is not a ethical means to skip Transfiguration class (though it is effective).

27. I will not address the Professor with a loud "Heil Umbridge!" and accompanying salute.

28. Having Colin and Dennis Creevy follow Harry Potter all day is cruel and unusual punishment.

29. I will not sell pennies as priceless, Muggle collector coins.

30. I will not spread rumors about Draco's deviant sexuality.

31. Asking Professor Snape to show you how to make a love potion is not reccomended.

32. I will not charm Firenze pink and call him "my little pony."

33. Madam Pomfrey does not dispense condoms.

34. Do not ask Professor Sinistra to show you "Uranus".

35. A good way to piss Hermione off: Write "Hermione Granger was here" on multiple library books, thereby banning her from the library.

36. Dobby, even though he apparently went to grammer school with him, is NOT Yoda in disguise.

37. Telling the first years about the time your friend got eaten by the giant squid is NOT appropriate. Ever.

38. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

40. It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.

43. I will stop charming Professor Snape's robes to bright purple (or any bright color for that matter).

44. Mail order dinosaurs are NOT good birthday presents for Hagrid. No matter how much of a discount you get on them.

45. "Quidditch Players Do It in the Air" broom stickers are not allowed.

46. Shaving Mrs. Norris is not a public service.

47. Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. "Polishing my wand" in the common room is not.

48. Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms".

49. Asking Professor Flitwick if there is a charm to remove clothes, or give you x-ray vision, is not permitted.

50. Asking Professor Flitwick where Snow White is is not permitted.