I finally figured out how to do this stupid profile! Be proud of me! :)

SILENCE THE VIOLENCE. INCREASE THE PEACE.

Hey, I'm Alice. I'm thirteen, but honestly, everyone tells me that I act like I'm in college. So don't think that just because I'm younger than you I'm immature, because I'm not. Honestly.

In case you haven't noticed, I love smiley faces. I'm actually not an overly happy, way-too-chipper person, though. Trust me.

I have written two stories for Twilight, which I happen to be obsessed with. I basically abandoned my first story, Breaking Dawn: My Style, because when Breaking Dawn actually came out I was like "What the hey? Now my story will be totally biased." So, I am starting a second story. It's still in the works plot-line-wise, so be nice! (And I haven't updated my profile in so long that I'm on my third story. Muahaha.)

As I was saying, I am COMPLETELY in love with Twilight. I have all four books, and I read them way before they got so popular. WAY before. :)

I can write any story that has to do with Twilight... if I like the plot behind it. So if you have a TWILIGHT ONLY plot-line, but you don't feel like writing it, let me know, and I'll write it. It's really not a problem for me to write stories. I write them in my H.O.A. (Hour of Alice, ask me if you're confused) time, so It's not like I don't have a life. :)

Also, I want to know if anyone has noticed what my signature is. EVERY SINGLE review that I leave has the same signature at the bottom. Either PM me about it, or answer the poll. CHECK IT! :P

Oh yeah. Please review for me. I really hate (no offense if you're one of these) those people who don't review. And I know that some of you don't! I'm still thrilled that I have so many hits, but reviews would be... astounding.

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT, OR ANY CHARCTERS THAT ARE DERIVED FROM IT! THIS GOES FOR ALL OF MY STORIES!

If you're looking at my page right now - he loves you! ;(D (Mr. Mustaschio)

Okay, okay. I really hate these, but I couldn't resist this one. Haha.

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Alice

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Alizzle! HOTTTT.

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fav coulour and fav animal): Yellow Zebra

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (Middle name and current street name): Marie Hannary

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Melalrry

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Blue Dr. Pepper

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Llaermy

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Mary

9: YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Snowflake