My name is SleepyGirl.

Holy shit, you know my name.

That's all you need to know.

I'm a bitch, I know.

I just found out that I have same birthday, July 23rd, as Sasuke Uchiha. At least that's what people say his birthday is. If it is right though...holy shit. I have the same birthday as chicken ass, teme, I'm-so-cool-and-am-an-avenger bastard. My wonderful life.

Story Progress:

Boys? Hell NO! : I'm kind of on a writer block in this story...but I'll get through. With wonderful reviews. (Hint hint)

Far From It: NEw chapter out! Check it out. It's not my best, though.

I'll teach you a lesson: Newest chapter out. Go check it out! My most sadistic chapter ever, I think.

If, by writing this, I made you hate me even more than you already do, than...I'm an idiot. I want to get rolling and write it, but I kinda have a writer block (I think) here...or maybe I'm just being plain lazy. I don't know. But you will get new chapter...in this year. Whoppee.

I was MIA for a really really REALLY long time...I know. I kind of hate myself for it too but then I have a decent excuse. You see...I have SWINE FLU. (Dun dun dun) Well I didn't have swine flu for whole entire 3 months (?) I've been missing but recently, I got swine flu and...yeah. I am still recovering but it's still hurting a lot and it's only recently that I've been feeling better. Doctor said that I was one of the more serious ones and seriously, I was literally locked in the room with nothing to do. Tried to think of some new bizarre story lines or something that would make you guys WOW but then...no. No nothing. Turns out that thinking when you have a massive bodyache and temperature of 39.5 isn't great thing to do, so...yeah. I don't know when I'll be back but when I do, hopefully you guys will forgive me...?

Future stories that I may or may not do... Should I put up a poll about it?

After school lesson, anyone?:

Sakuraxmulti

Sequel to 'I'll teach you a lesson'. Because I know that 'I'll teach you a lesson' isn't enough. Seriously, badass Sakura from jail kicking pretty boy's ass is just too fun to give up.

Summary: After long years, out of Konoha Academy, student council has reunion with their pink-haired...now woman. If they thought Sakura was dangerous back then, they had no idea what was about to hit them now.

"Because those idiots just don't get it."

Samurai & Best damn ninja ever:

Sakuraxmulti

Was stuck in my head for a REALLY REALLY long time, just after I wrote 'I'll teach you a lesson'. If you want this idea and try writing it, just PM me and I'll gladly give you this idea. I don't think I can ever write this, but I do think it would be very nice if someone was to write it.

Summary: Beginning of Naruto, all over again, with Haruno Sakura from Haruno clan, the ultimate samurai clan who were massacred by him all those years ago. New dreams, new ambitions, and one hell of hyper Haruno Sakura.

"Not restricted by duty, respected, and best damn samura & ninja. That's my dream."

Unwanted memory:

Sakuraxmulti, SakuraxNaruto.

Recent inspiration. Really, I really want to write this, but then I'm gonna need some serious help.

Summary: 3 years ago, their teammate from Team 7, Haruno Sakura, disappeared. After 3 years, they found her. However, she's far from what they expected. Is Team 7 and rest of Rookie 9 ready for pink-haired assassian?

"I ask you again: How do you know my name, Naruto Uzumaki?"

Genjutsu master:

Sakura-centric, pairing undecided.

Seriously, I have tons of ninja idea, trust me. I just can't write them. If you want this idea, PM me. If not...I'll try and write it...don't expect anything though.

Summary: After Kakashi told her that she had excellent chakra control and a genjutsu type, she decided to learn it. Kakashi was right: Sakura was a genjutsu type. What he didn't know, is that she's a genjutsu genius.

"It's the easiest thing in the world. Lethal, dangerous, but beautiful."