Right, right, right...

Well, I absolutely LOVE writing stories. That is the reason I joined this website. When I am older my ambition is to be an author, but if I can't be that i wouldn't mind being a journalist. I really don't like incorrect spelling, so if I see bad grammar in any fanfic I will turn red and grow horns and a spiky tail and I will breathe fire and get REALLY mad, and trust me, I WILL review, and tell you about the mistake.

Well, I like RuneScape, the Simpsons, family guy, Doctor Who, harry Potter, and I'll admit it, I like pokemon. My username maches my personality perfectly (slight note, I'm only joking).

If you like RuneScape too and want to be mates, then my username is Mainiac97 (surprise, surprise) And I love...meat sandwiches, but now meat sandwich has a new rival-meat pie!!

Until next time, toodles!! : )

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-UPDATE-

Well, summer is over, so I will get less time to update on my story. I will try my best, though. I'm back to school/university/work, like most of you. I'm open to any criticism, ideas, characters, and even one-wrd reviews.

Until next time, toodles!

-COPY AND PASTE MESSAGES-

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

1. i need to tell you a secret.(look at #5)
2. the answer is... (look at #11)
3. don't get mad. (look at #15)
4. calm down. (look at #13)
5. first. (look at #2)
6. don't be that mad. (look at #12)
7. i just wanted to say hi lol :P
8. what i wanted to tell you is... (look at 14)
9. be patient. (look at #4)
10. this is the last time okay. (look at #7)
11. i'm not crazy. (look at #6)
12. sorry. (look at #8)
13. don't be hype. (look at #10)
14. i don't know how to say this. (look at #3)
15. you must be ticked off now. (look at #9)

Lucillia (I think that was her name

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of the school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

They hurt her.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, imaginarylullabyes,cutieismynam,Xx-Bluefox-xX, SCprincessSC, nadia the demented one, Burg Gurl, Mainiac97,

Happiness is like peeing yourself. Everybody can see it but only you can feel its warmth­­­­ .­­­­ Copy and paste if you laughed at that.­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­

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(+'.'+) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny
(")_(") into your profile to help him gain world domination!!

1. Write the name of a person of the oposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so scroll down

(don't cheat- -)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completly in love with this person

2. If you choose

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservitive and agressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday!

This poem made me sad when I read it on Burg Gurl's profile, but it definately makes you think:

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!

Here are some things you could do in a wal-mart for a laugh:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things.

Here are some things you can do in an elevator for a laugh:

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

Repost if you laughed...

or if you'll acctually do any of these things.