Hi!! This is Savannah and Megan. We Absolutely LOVE yaoi, so we'll be posting a lot of it. By the way, for you noobs, yaoi is guy-on-guy romance. If you have a problem with that, go away now. We don't tolerate flames, especially about the orietation of our characters. Don't read it if you don't like it.

Savannah

Short, curly blonde hair

Grey/Blue eyes

Vertically challenged

Very, very strange (yes, I know, they tell me often enough)

Megan

Long, curly blonde hair

Greenish/Grayish/Bluish (they change colors with meh surroundings! its kinda weird. But then again I am a Freaky person!!)

Vertically challenged (i ish shooooooort ppl!)

Extremely Strange (and very hyper. no vault for you, Megan!!) tis the truth if u give meh Vault ill like kill everyone in our hometown!! but shhhhh the police dont know...that im the one killing all the ppl round here (but not really) mwhahahahahahhahahaha sry... ill calm down now...

We're both from West Virginia and are at least 13 years old (this may or may not be our real age here). We are the same age. We may run, we may hide, but we will never tell a lie!! (Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing/AC) It's none of your business where exactly we are. But we're rednecks and proud of it!! (but not really) Be prepared for random commentary in the author's notes of our stories.

We like several different anime and manga series. They include:

Naruto

Rurouni Kenshin

Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle

Gravitation

Gundam Wing/AC

Black Cat

Kingdom Hearts

Our non-manga interests include:

Harry Potter

Star Wars

Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

...Holy shit, dudes. Excuse my French, if you please. I didn't know that it was possible to get over five hundred hits for one story in less than twenty four hours... You've touched my heart! -Savannah

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! YAY! WEEEE!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert, SarcasticallyTroublesomeGirl, LunarRose73, Serenity Silence, -True-Destiny-99-, phoenixgurl195,riana_rox, KaL KeY, heeroduoyaoilover(Duo and Quatre)

Rockin' The Beer Gut lyrics

Theres a million different types of girls around that world and their all so beautiful
no one knows any better than me
cause i stare so constantly
but i think i met my match last night at the club she was sipping on a bud
hangin lith her friends on a friday night

a five foot something cherry bomb she had everything goin on the first thing that caught my eye
she was rockin the beer gut and i love that way shes not ashamed rockin the beer gut well its just some extra love around her waste rockin the beer gut shes more than hot shes everything with her blue jeans a little tight around her butt rockin the beer gut

well toby keith never looked so good handin out right ther on the front of her black t-shirt
as i walked up to the bar and said can i buy you a drink girl
she spun me around and grabbed my hand and said first things first mere gonna dance
if you can cut a rug boy after that well you can

five foot something cherry bomb she had everything goin on the first thing that caught my eye she was rockin the beer gut and i love that way shes not ashamed rockin the beer gut well its just some extra love around her waste rockin the beer gut shes more than hot shes everything with her blue jeans a little tight around her butt pretty little girls rockin the beer gut

five foot something cherry bomb she had everything goin on the first thing that caught my eye she was rockin the beer gut and i love that way shes not ashamed rockin the beer gut well its just some extra love around her waste rockin the beer gut shes more than hot shes everything with her blue jeans a little tight around her butt pretty little girls rockin the beer gut
rockin the beer gut
rockin the beer gut

Best song in the world! lmao ~Megan!

What to say... well... I have lots of new stories to type but the problem is I don't have the time... I would LOVE to post things but I simply don't have the time too... its really saddening... ~Megan

Like OMGW! this is your fav vertically challenged long haired blonde talking to'ya! like wahts up my homies!! ima bored and have nuthing to do!! so im randomly posting!! hope u enjoy!! well i should prolly get to bed... but im wired!! LMAO god i love me!! i am a god with meh stpries! and savannah! man if u havent read her stories then there is something majorly wrong with u!! well im out! hollar at meh when u get the chance!

~Megan! XP

Megan is currently working on a series of stories... and the grand name of it is

COLOR COLLECTION!!

BWHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA sry im a bit hyper right now!!

~peace! megan

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that put me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I might be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I don't want the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to see the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is alos a woman. I am the domestic-abuse survivor who has no supprt system because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soo as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Homophobia is wrong. Please post this if you agree. Don't be afraid to tell people.