'Lo all! Kurosaki MuraNeko Rei here! Yes, I used to be Saruka Hikari, but it was much to conflicting! So, please, just MuraNeko or Rei here from now on! It's much shorter -or you can just shorten it to KuMaNeRe! (And I think you can guess where that came from!)

K, time to meet the gang! Inter-world/dimension travellers~ So give it up for~ Saruka -with whom I no longer share a name- Hikari, and Lucifina Rei! Oh, wait, I forgot Sei -their 'guardian'.

The Old Intro(from when I was still Saruka Hikari)

Saruka: ... 'lo...

Hikari: Hiya everybody!

Lucifina: Tche! I'm not hanging with you, loser!

Hikari: How mean! Jeez! (puffs cheeks)

Lucifina; 'tever (scowl)

Saruka: ...Behave...

L/H: (gulp) Yes ma'am!

J: Haha, lol, you guys are just a barrel 'a laughs!

Lucifina: (Scowl) Yeah? I'd like to see how funny we are when-

Hikari: Luci!

Lucifina: Don't call me Luci!

J: Ahahaha-! (wipes away tear) You guys are so much fun! How en-ter-tain-ing~ XP

Lucifina: (grumbles incoherently)

Hikari: (gasps) Lucifina! How could you!

Lucifina: Oh shut up! I can do whatever the heck I want!

Meanwhile... on the other side of the room, enjoying snacks and refreshments...

J: So... what now? The twins are fighting again...(sips drink)

Saruka: ...

J: K then -hey, where's Sei-kun by the way?

Saruka: ...there... (points to figure running with hands full)

Sai: Haff...haff-! S-sorry I'm late! (pants, stopping before the two) I was... getting... refills...

J: Oh~! There's pocky! Coconut and strawberry flavor~! (squeals)

Sei: I... I didn't know which kind you liked, so...

J: Dun worry, I lurve Coconut and Strawberry.

Sei: Well... ok, uhm, by the way...

Saruka: ...

J: Yeppers?

Sei: Ah... W-well... You see...

J: What is it? C'mon, spit it out!

Sei; R-right, well, some, er... unknown people... have sent us asking why you haven't updated your stories in so long...

J: ...(pause) OHMIGOD!! (wails) I totally forgots! DX I was so into reading all those other great stories I totally forgot to type up the next chapters and update! DX OHMIGODOHMIGODOHMIGOD!! (spazzes)

Sei: ...(sweat) UHm... should we leave her like that?

Saruka: (shruggs) Why not, it's entertainment, plus I don't really feel like doing anything...

Sei: Ahah... (sweats) I suppose...

J: (continues spazzing) OHMIGODOHMIGODOHMIGOD-!!

"Whelp...(sweats) THat was... interesting... I suppose I spazzed more than I thought I did... Man..." sweats again.

"Uhm... J-san..."

"Hai?"

"Er... the updates...?"

"OHMIGOD!!"

eNd TrAnsMisSioN...

Hikari: I think we've been forgotten...

Lucifina: Ya think?! -whack-

Hikari: Ow! Luci~!!

Lucifina: Tche-! 'tever... I'm out.

Hikari: What-?! Hey! Wait for me~!!

Wow... Maybe... That was alittle... yeah...

RANDOM SCENES (I thought up to pass the time... I'm gonna put a break between each so no one gets confuzzled, k.)

Bleach:

KUROSAKI HOUSEHOLD (First up, Bleach scenes, I support Ichigo/Rukia/Renji love triangle, Toushiro/Karin... and actually a few others, no Orihim/Arrancar thought, that's kust kinda... eh. I can kinda see UlquiGrim but not often, thought they make a good couple XP Ok, enough talk, let's do dis thang! XD)

(Cast; Renji, Ichigo, and Rukia)

"Oy! Ichigo!" (Renji)

"What?" (I think this is obvious)

"Nothing."

A little while later...

"Yo I-chi-go~!" (Renji)

"WHAT?"

"Nope, nevermind..." walks away whistling...

"..." twitches

Another while later...

"Ichigo-"

"WHAT?!"

"Geez! I was just asking if you wanted dinner! What's wrong with you?!" Rukia huffs, and walks away.

"What? No, wait! I didn't mean-"

"Ouch! Gotta hurt.."

"You! This is YOUR fault!" turns demonic eyes on Renji.

"Eep. Now-Now wait a minute! Ichigo, you don't wanna do this you-"

"BANKAI!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!"

CRASH -BOOOOOOM~!! (lol, jus a random scene I thought up X3 Here's another...)

ARRANCAR BASE

(Cast: Gin, Grimmjaw, Ulquiorra -maybe Aizen, and a random Arrancar, you can choose whichever not already listed. )

"..." sighs "I'm bored..." (Gin)

Ulquiorra walks past. Light bulb goes off.

"Yo! Ulqui-kun!" walks up.

"...Good afternoon Gin-san..." stops, then walks away.

"..." evil smile, sneaks off.

Finds Grimmjaw, "AH, hey~! Grimmjaw-kun~!"

"...What?!" scowls.

"Nope, nothing, just... ever wonder... no, never mind, it's nothing," turns away, hiding evil glint and smile.

Curious, "What? Ever wonder what?"

Turns back, epitome of innocent worry, "No, it's nothing, really, just... No! No, I can't scarr you like this, no... I just... can't..."

Really curious -and iritated- now, "WHAT IS IT?!"

"Well~ If you MUST know..." still fake hesitant.

"IF I MUST KNOW WHAT?!"

"Well... You see..." sneaks glances around, then bring the blue-haired arrancar close, "...I been thinking..."

"Yeah?"

"Isn't it... AWFULLY suspicious..."

"Yeah?" impatient.

"That Ulquiorra..."

"That teme, what about him?"

"Well... How do we really know he's -well, a he?"

Looks shocked, "You don't mean..."

"But i do mean..." looks fully serious.

"He's... he's... a girl?!"

"Well, all we know is that Ulquiorra sound masquline, well, you weren't here, so you probably don't know, he came out with clothes on, so..."

Eyes widen, "Are you serious? And no one's... no one's ever... asked?!"

Shruggs, "Well, to each their own, you know? Besides, Aizen-dono doesn't really care whether Ulquiora-kun is male or female, just that he's strong and obedient..."

"So he's... he's really a girl?"

Shrugs again, "Well, we don't know that, but then again, no one really knows anything about him... do they?"

"Think about it," walks away, and when out of sight, grins, giggling maniacally.

Ulquiorra passes, and stops, giving him a wierd look.

Gin composes himself, and the Arrancar moves on. Gin starts giggling again, as he playfully makes his way to his room to let the scenes unfold...

...later...

"What's the matter, Grimmjaw-kun?"

"WH-huh? Oh, nothing," turns away, absently.

"Are you sure?"

"Yeah."

"...Ok then..." walks away.

COntinues to think...

Ulquiorra walks in.

Stares.

Sits down in seat.

Stares.

Looks annoyed, "WHy are you staring at me?" asks irritatedly.

"Who's staring?"

"..." continues to stare.

Random person walks in, takes one looks at the scene, and asks, "Am I in the wrong room?"

Nods, stares, then stares back at each other/glares.

"Ok..." walks out.

"Hey guys- ... Wow... are you guys like, in love or something?" Random stupid arrancar.

Glares.

Sweats, "Uhm... I'll... be going... now..." sonidos away.

"So are you?"

"What?"

"Are you in love with me, is that why you've been staring at me this entire time? Cause frankly? It's quite annoying," blinks at the blue haired arrancar.

"Hell I am?! No way!" yells, "I was just thinking..." stops.

"THinking what?" looks curious now.

"I dunno..." then whispers, "Are you a girl?"

Pause.

"What?"

"Are you a girl?" louder.

Pause.

STAMP

"Ow! What?!"

"Is that what you thought? I'm a girl?" glares coldly.

Sweats "Well, Gin said-"

Slams out.

"...I'll take that as a no..." goes on about his own business again.

...In Gin's room.

BOOM!!

"What? WHat?! WHere's the fire?!" runs out of bathroom, halfnaked and sudsy. "Oh... Ul-Ulquiorra...kun..."

"You told them... I was... a girl?" Glares daggers of ice.

Shiver, "Er no! Yes... maybe..." backs away slowly.

Runs-

BOOOOMMMMMMM!!

Random 'guard' chara: Salutes "Sir! The west wing was just destroyed! We expect it may be enemy forces... Sir?"

Is sitting on 'throne' watching screen and chuckling/laughing.

"Uh... Never mind then," and walks out.

Aizen continues chuckling, as he watched an entertaining scene of Ulquiorra angrily chasing after a half-naked -and sudsy- Gin -who is also running for his dead life...

(Lol, so how was it? Was it entertaining? XD I just randomly thought this up, so don't blame me though I wish I could come up with something good to include ishida DX Oh well! XP I just thought it'd be funny -and yes, I know there are no guards, but I thought it'd be funny so... I added one XP Next up, One Piece and then Naruto!)

One Piece:

ON THE MERRY GO (Enjoy, this is a randomly made 'clip' by me XP)

(Cast: Luffy, Sanji, Zoro -and basically just the gang XP) (Warning, may be YAOI. Oh, I support Zoro/Sanji, though Sanji's kinda a pain -maybe luffy... XP)

"Oy~! Sanji! Me-shi!!" called the hungry pirate, "Sanji~!!"

"Don't get yer pants in a knot! Lunch is almost ready!"

"But Sanji-!"

"No buts! Now get out of my kitchen so I can cook in peace!" he exclaims, kicking the so-called Pirate captain out. "Geez! That guy... We're gonna run out of food soon if this goes on..."

"Oy~! Zoro~!" called the rubber pirate, "Zo-ro~!"

"You're too noisy! What is it?!" grumbled the napping swordsman -well, he wasn't napping anymore...

"I'm bored"

THUD "THAT is what you woke me up for?!" he yelled.

"Yup... and I'm hungry, but Sanji kicked me out..." he pouted.

"..." the swordsman twitched, "You..." he scowled, exasperated, "Then why don't you find the dumb duo?"

"Who?'

"That stupid pachinko freak and the reindeer!" he yelled.

"Oh..." he blinked, then, "But they're not here," he said.

"Then why don't you FIND them?" he asked.

"...OH! I get it! They're playing hide=and-seek!" he exclaimed and ran off yelling the two other idiots' names as he looked for them.

"Finally! Some peace and-" CRASH.

"OY YOU DUNDERHEAD! WATCH WHAT YOU'RE DOING!" yelled the familar voice of the one he called 'eyebrow freak'.

He sighed, "Maybe not quiet..." he groaned... "THere's never an quiet here..." he said exasperatedly, "And no peace..." he thought, and at the exact time, he didn't realize he could've been sharing thoughts with a certain eyeborw freak, and a certain eyebrow freak with a certain marimo head... It's a wonder no one's noticed their similarities... (wink)

(Will continue later)

Unfortunately, you'll have to manually highlight, right click, and press copy then go to the link manually. Sorry guys...

My D. Gray Man Fanfic:

Dance with Darkness

Stole:

http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn287/kakashixitachifangirl/anime/anime_boy.jpg/

Shadow's Activated Innocence Form:

http://i486.photobucket.com/albums/rr229/SarukaReina/DemonicCatAngel.jpg/