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Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Fruits Basket, and Anime X-overs.
CURRENT LIFE AND WHY THINGS HAPPEN:
CURRENT LIFE AND WHY THINGS HAPPEN:So... hahaha... i love you guys... its been, like, 2 years since i updated... sorry... ill try soon, maybe... haha. sorry!!
Rejected- Sakura Haruno-loved. Sasuke Uchiha-hated She knew how she felt and for how long. He knew he wanted to be with her. and it's just a matter of time until their dreams come true. Songfic.
The 'Next' Series- What happens when you favorite anime get turned into dating shows, with a twist??
Ways To Make Get Kyo Mad- These are ways to make Kyo Sohma mad
Caught- Sakura dreaming of Sai? What's going on? Why is Sasuke mad that his one chance was ruined by his replacement?
Thank You- What happens if Sasuke only has 7 days to prove his love to Sakura? Will he be able to out show Sai again? Orr will it be impossible to prove his new-found love? Sakura x ?
Cheating Gets You No Where- After Sakura finds out that Sasuke has been cheating on her with Ino, she leaves. Five years later she comes back. There's just on twist. There is a boy with her. And he posses the sharigan. Sasu/Saku
Take A Bow Sasuke- Sasuke wants Sakura back. But will she let him back in after she finds him kissing Ino? SakuxSasu Songfic one shot I might make it longer... Depends on what my reviewers think about the idea.
What Does The Sharigan Really Mean To Her?- After Sasuke returns to Konoha, he thinks about what it truly is to want someone. When he finds out that Sakura has been dating his ex-sensei, he wonders if this is how she felt with his fangirls hanging all over him all of the time. Or if this is what it feels to be hated by the one you love. He is about to find out what it is like to loose someone for real.
The 'Next' Series- HAIATUS
Ways To Make Get Kyo Mad- COMPLETE
Thank You- HAIATUS
Cheating Gets You No Where- HAIATUS
Take A Bow Sasuke- COMPLETE
What Does The Sharigan Really Mean To Her?- COMPLETE
Underline = names
Italics = author's notes
Bold = Names of stories
MY OWN MADE-UP CHARACTERS
What Does The Sharigan Mean To Her?:
Name: Kiota Fukushima
Hair: light brown with different shades brown
Eyes: Light brow with gold specks
Positive qualities: pretty, friendly, fair, generous
Negative qualities: gets jealous easily, rude to people that hate her
History: Kiota is an orphan. Her parents were both killed when she was 6-years-old. She has lived in an orphanage since. She never got adopted due to people getting frightened that she is bad luck due to her past. Wherever she goes disaster happens. At the age of 16 she began living on her own. Thus, she became a good omen. She works under at the hospital in Konohagure.
Roll: She is the jealous fangirl. Sasuke asked her out to make Sakura jealous. He is not sure that it is a good idea since Sakura seems more distant after the murder of her boyfriend, Kakashi Hatake, and both of her parents. When Kiota sees them together, she tries to get his attention. Soon enough she will attack Sakura and try to fight her over Sasuke's love.
Name: Yuka No (that is a real last name!!)
Hair: Blond, kept short with light blue clips in it
Positive Qualities: Kind, nurse, caring
Negative Qualities: likes to "Over exaggerate"
History: Still lives with her parents. Yuka has never had a boyfriend that hasn't used her, so after this she doesn't want to be in any type of relationship. She only had one love interest. Hatake Kakashi. She now feels Sakura's pain over losing a loved one.
Roll: She is Sakura's nurse while Sakura is in a comatose stage.
Cheating Gets You No Where:
Name: Daichi Uchiha
Hair: Ebony (like Sasuke's)
Eyes: Emerald green (like sakura's)
Positive Qualities: um... still a kind, loves his family
Negative Qualities: Way too trusting
History: He was born after Sakura ran away. He does not know his dad. At the age of 5, Sakura and Daichi get called back to Konoha and Sakura is forced to show Daichi who his father is.
Roll: Sakura and Sasuke's child.
Name: Yuka Fugunaga
Hair: Blond, kept short with light blue clips in it
Positive Qualities: Kind, caring
Negative Qualities: likes to "Over exaggerate", possessive, infatuated with herself
History: She has been Sasuke's girlfriend for ever a year. Her history before that is unknown
Roll: Sasuke's girlfriend when Sakura returns.
Name: Yuka's Guards
Age: 20-30 years each
Hair: Hidden by a hat. The hat is yellow because Yuka is infatuated with herself.
Eyes: all kinds, covered by hat so you can't see them that much
Positive Qualities: loyal (so if you get them on your side GOOD JOB!! YOU'VE DONE THE IMPOSSIBLE!!)
Negative Qualities: Stubborn, Yuka's Guards
History: Who cares. It's different for each one
Roll: Protect Yuka and do some other things
Name: Kiota Hachirobei
Hair: midnite Blue, lowers to mid back, kept in piggy tails
Eyes: a piercing green
Positive: Kind, gentle, loves kids
Negative Qualities: hates people that mess with children, she gets so mad, she will try to kill you
History: Sasuke's ex girlfriend. Other than that, she has lived with her parents until the age of 10, when they mysteriously vanished. She got adopted by her aunt and uncle. At the age of 18 she moved to live on her own. She became a prostitute and that is how she met the Uchiha.
Roll: Sasuke's Ex. She ends up befriending Sakura.
Hair: short, light red
Positive Qualities: She's a kid and cute, what else is there to say?
Negative Qualities: Well... she's a kid, accourding to people, they are troublesome...
History: Her parents were killed by Yuka and she was beaten by her
Roll: Sakura's adopted daughter
Name: Ryuu Hatoyama
Hair: Dark Brown, Messy
Eyes: Soft, light brown with blue specks
Positive Qualities: good police. kind, helpful
Negative Qualities: Gets nervous easily
History: Lived with his parents until the age of 21. At the age of 23 he got engaged to a mysterious woman. The woman was 19. She left him standing at the podium.
Roll: Police at the station that Itachi commands
Name: Katashi Hira
Hair: Dark Brown
Eyes: almost black
Negative: Tried to rape Sakura
History: Was married at the age of 18, but when his "wife" found out that he tried to rape Sakura at the age of 19, she broke it off.
Roll: A doctor
If you love the Akatsuki and think that they are all hot put this on your profile
If you talk to yourself alot put this on your profile.
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If you think Gaara is hot copy and paste this on your profile
If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy this into your profile.
If you DON'T have a boyfriend/girlfriend and you're proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.
iF yOu LiVe FoR fAnFiCtIoN aNd CaNt Go A dAy WiThOuT iT pAsTe ThIs On YoUr PrOfIlE
Some crap that would never happen on Naruto:
Naruto will stop saying believe it.
Hinata will stop blushing so much around Naruto.
Ino will stop being a bitch.
Tsunade will admit her boobs are fake.
Kakashi will tell everyone about his life.
Orochimaru will stop being gay.
Kabuto will stop being his bitch/whore.
Sasuke will come back to Sakura.
Karin and Sasuke will get together.
Karin will stop being a bitch.
Suigetsu will give up water forever.
Itachi will leave the Akatsuki and he and Sasuke will be friends again.
Kisame will admit he's a homosexual.
Minato Namikaze will come back to life and everything will be okay.
Deidara will admit he's really a woman.
Sasori and Sakura will get together.
Gaara will have kids.
Orochimaru will come out and admit he is really Michael Jackson.
Tobi is in his right state of mind.
Sasuke will stop being such an asshole.
Asuma will stop smoking.
Tsunade will give up gambling.
And the Akatsuki will disappear, Karin will die by the hands of Sasuke, Sasuke will admit his love for Sakura, and Kakashi and Anko will get together.
If you agree, copy this into your profile.
THE ANTI-KARIN CORNER!!
I AM A MEMBER OF THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB.
If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste these Karin bashings:
Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
I think that Karin needs to die. Soon.
If you want to kill Karin copy and paste this on your profile
If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste these into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx,uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Itachi's Number One Lover, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan,Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess, CherryBlossoms, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover, bloodroseinthetwilight, CherryBlossomSavior,CrimsonBlood101, i-luv-sesshy-23
22 Things to do at Wal-Mart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.
18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.
19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.
20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.
21. Go to a random aisle and try to reach the top item. When someone comes and asks you if you need help, scream loudly "I can't reach my chexcereal!" and keep screaming it until they go away.
22. Stand in the middle of an aisle way and burst out into the Pepto Bismol song, dance moves included.
24 hours notice:
A man goes to the doctor for a physical and some blood tests. the doctor said he would call him in two days with the results of the blood tests. Three days later the man calls the doctor and asks for the results of the blood tests.
Doctor: Well. I've got some bad news and really bad news The bad news is that you only have 24 hours to live.
Man: Then what's the really bad news?
Doctor: The really bad news is I forgot to call you yesterday.
IF YOU THINK THAT THIS IS CRAZY POST IT IN YOUR PROFILE!!
Love vs. Sex
Love vs. Sex
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.
Six Truths of Life
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.
3. And discover that the first truth is a lie.
4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.
Top 10 ways for surviving a
1) Organize BEFORE they rise!!
Repost this if you liked it!! Add your name to the zombie slayers list: Itachi's number one lover, i-luv-sesshy-23
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I don't follow my RELIGION, so I MUST not care about it.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm CATHOLIC, so I MUST be mexican or spanish.
I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. (I hate it. ick.)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm an ASIAN GIRL, so I MUST have small boobs.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Only for you- Sasuke)
I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY, so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I like YURI, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I don't wear MAKEUP, so I MUST look ugly.
I'm in ORCHESTRA, so I MUST be a geek.
I like SCREAMO music, so I MUST worship the devil.
I play PIANO, so I MUST know how to play every instrument.
I have GLASSES, so I MUST be smart.
I'm QUIET, so I MUST be anti-social.
I don't like CANDY that much, so I MUST not like sweets.
I DRINK sometimes, so I MUST be hungover 24/7.
I choose OBAMA, so I MUST be black.
I'm (naturally or by accident) MEAN, so I MUST not have any feelings.
I like INCEST, so I MUST be fucking my own sibling.
I have SUSPENDERS, so I MUST be a loser.
I like TECHNO and INDUSTRIAL, so I MUST go to raves.
I LOVE the store HOT TOPIC, so I MUST be GOTH.
I buy stuff from SPENCERS, so it must be a SEX TOYS.
I'm SHY, so I MUST be insecure.
I love JAPANESE BOYS, so I MUST hate AMERICAN BOYS.
I'm BI, so I MUST not care what's in your pants.
I like HENTAI, so I MUST be a perverted boy.
I play the VIOLIN, so I MUST be ASIAN.
I can wear a SIZE 0, so I MUST anorexic.
I wanna be a DOCTOR, so I MUST love blood and guts.
I have a BIG BUTT, so I MUST be BLACK.
I have a great MEMORY, so I MUST be smart.
I have STOLEN, so I MUST be a THEIF.
I have a DEVIANTART, so I MUST want to get discovered.
I hate MYSPACE, so I MUST have no life or friends.
I like to CUSS a lot, so I MUST I have anger issues.
I don't like SCHOOL, so I MUST be STUPID.
I dress PREPPY, so I MUST be white.
I shop at AMBERCOMBIE and FITCH, so I MUST be skinny and WHITE.
I like to CLEAN, so I MUST be a neat freak.
I like to BUY everything I see, so I MUST be a SHOPAHOLIC.
I have a FACEBOOK, so I MUST think I'm GROWN.
I wear short SHORTS, so I MUST be a whore.
I wear TIGHT CLOTHES, so I MUST want to show off my BODY.
I wear VANS, so I MUST be a SKATEBOARDER.
I wear NIKES, so I MUST be BLACK.
I wear CONVERSE, so I MUST be PUNK.
I don't go to the MALL, so I MUST not have a LIFE.
I don't like to EAT A LOT, so I MUST be BULIMIC.
I love my own RACE, so I MUST dislike the others.
I dislike my own RACE, so I MUST have ISSUES.
I hate CHOCOLATE, so I MUST hate all sweets.
I watch OLD SHOWS, so I MUST be stuck in the past.
I like RAINBOWS, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm OPEN MINED, so I MUST do everything.
I hate RAIN, so I MUST not like water.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be SHOWING THEM OFF.
I think MILK is disgusting, so I MUST be lactose intolerant.
I like going to RESTAURANTS, so I MUST be fat.
I hate the subject of SEX, so I MUST be prude.
I actually LAUGH during HORROR MOVIES, so I MUST have no a SYMPATHY.
I like to BAKE and COOK, so I MUST be FAT.
I think ANIME BOYS are better than REAL BOYS, so I MUST be CRAZY.
I can't stand TWILIGHT, so I MUST be a loser.
I love VAMPIRES, so I MUST be WEIRD.
I have BRACES, so I MUST look like a nerd.
I dislike my BODY, so I MUST have poor SELF IMAGE.
I can't SWIM, so I MUST be BLACK.
I want to be RICH, so I MUST be POOR.
I love KID MOVIES, so I MUST be CHILDISH.
I have or had multiple CRUSHES, so I MUST be a WHORE.
I don't support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I choose MCCAIN, so I MUST be WHITE.
1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? No
2) Do you hate more than 3 people? yup
3) How many houses have you lived in? too many
4) Favorite candy bar? snickers
5) Favorite shoes? uh... ew
6) Have you ever tripped someone? yes
9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? kinda... i only like the n'sync part though
10) Have you ever thrown up in public? no
11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. My friends and mom
12) Favorite genre of music? Korean Pop
13) What is your zodiac sign? cancer
14) What time were you born? 8:56 PM
15) Do you like beer? Um no
16) Ever made a prank phone call? ya ya ya ya ya!!
17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? Robots Soundtrack
18) Are you sarcastic? no not at all... well, duh!!
19) What are your favorite colors? black
20) How many watches do you own? ew... again
21) Summer or winter? Winter (though i miss the snakes and spiders)
23) Favorite color to wear? black
24) Pepsi or Sprite? pepsi
25) What color is your cell phone? cell phone? sorry, got it taken away, forever. it was black
26) Where is your second home? with my aunt, uncle, and little cousin
27) Have you ever slapped someone? yes
28) Have you ever had a cavity? no no no thank god
29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? nil
30) How many video games do you own? a lot
31) What was your first pet? idk, that was in Germany... probably a dog
32) Ever had braces? no
33) Do looks matter? looks r gay
34) Do you use chapstick? no, i have perfect lips, every1 says so!
35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. such simple names!
Mrs. Arroyo- Magana
36) American Eagle or Abercombie? AMERICAN EAGLE!
37) Are you too forgiving? no... im evil
38) How many children do you want? none.
39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? DUH!
40) Favorite breakfast meal? pizza
41) Do you own a gun? why do you want to know?
42) Ever thought you were in love? yes
43) When was the last time you cried? when my mom died, on Setember 30th, 2007
44) What did you do 3 nights ago? i drove 8 hours to help my family move
45) Olive Garden? La Panera? niether
46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? no way in HELL
47) Have you ever been in a castle? uh, a virtual castle, but my uncle owns one...
48) Nicknames? hotdog, jess, smexy, wife, sis, love, bitch, Demyx, Dem Dem, Hey! You!
49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? no
50) Ever been to Kentucky? through
51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? eno
52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Jasmine, my best friend in the world!!!
53) Have you ever called someone Boo? my lil sisters nickname is booboo?
55) Do you own a diamond ring? ew, damn rich ppl
56) Are you happy with your life right now? no
57) Do you dye your hair? yuperoo! It's pink right now, with brown, black, purple, orange, and blonde!!!
58) Does anyone like you? ya, my ex, his twin, his best friend and this guy in science
59) What year were you born? 1993 60) What were you doing in May of 1994? i was eating... 61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? I FLIPPIN wish i did 62) McDonalds or Wendys? wendys 63) Do you like yourself? no
59) What year were you born? 1993
60) What were you doing in May of 1994? i was eating...
61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? I FLIPPIN wish i did
62) McDonalds or Wendys? wendys
63) Do you like yourself? no
64) Are you closer to your mother or father? niether
65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? eyes and hair
66) Are you afraid of the dark? no i love the dark... i hate light
67) Have you ever eaten paste? no
68) Do you own a webcam? no i dont do that crap...
69) Have you ever stripped? ?!, but yes, yes i have (on a dare)
70) Ever broke a bone? NOPE
72) Do you chat on AIM often? no
73) Pringles or Lays? lays get laid
74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? ya
75) Rugrats or Doug? RUGRATSS~!
76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Full House
77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? no, well, yeah- no...
78) Has anyone ever called you fat? no, except me
80) Do you own a car? no
81) Can you cook? no
82) 3 things that annoy you:
ex boyfriends twin
ex boyfriends best friend
83) Do you text message often? no
84) Money or love? love
85) Do you have any scars? ya, emo ones
86) What do you want more than anything right now? skittles
87) Do you enjoy scary movies? f ya
88) Relationships or one night stands? niether
89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? BIG RED !
90) Do you enjoy greasy food? hell ya
91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? no
92) Do you own a box of crayons? ya
94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? my exs best friend... hes hot
95) Who was the last person that made you mad? my ex
96) Who was the last person that made you cry? my mom
97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? my aunt
98) Who was the last person that you fell for? my best friend, Hugo since my freshman year of HS, still going! (I'm a senior)
99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? my other best friend/sister, Jasmine
100) Who was the last person that called you? Tante April
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1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage
This is this cat.
Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on.
God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.
MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!
I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.
To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
FRENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
You Know You're a Naruto Addict When...
You eat Ramen all day every day.
You've watched every episode at least 5 times - in English and Japanese.
You watched the first 135 episodes of Naruto in less than 5 days.
You buy a 200 pair of Sharingan contacts.
You say "Dattebayo" or "Believe it!" after every sentence.
You cover half of your face with a mask.
You spend all your free time looking at Naruto web sites.
You try to walk up trees using your feet only.
You draw whiskers on your face.
You spend the time to make and maintain a Naruto web site. _
You draw black circles around your eyes.
You think about killing your entire family just to test your abilities.
You always talk about Naruto, even if no one wants to hear about it.
You run with your arms behind you.
You have read and written Naruto fan fiction.
..And took it a step further by making a Naruto music video .
You decide to call your morals your "ninja way".
You thrust your arm forward with a stress ball in hand and yell "Rasengan!"
You run with a snowball during a snowball fight, dodging everything in your path (or at least pretending to) and get to your target and thrust a "Snow Rasengan!" in their face.
You feel like you can tap into yourself and demand bursts of energy during a race or fight.
You yell out "Demon Windmill Shuriken" when your throwing a Frisbee.
You dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
You watch Naruto in Japanese, without English subtitles, even though you don't know a lick of Japanese.
You address your tests as the Chunin Exams.
You dye your hair red and carry a large bottle of of sand on your back.
You call old men who stare at young women “Ero-sennin” or “Pervy sage”
Your not Japanese and you say "Itadakimasu" before you eat
Your dreams and daydreams consist of elements from the Naruto world.
You have Naruto games for video game systems you don't even have.
You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
You tell people your dream is to be Hokage.
You replace your backpack with a giant gourd.
You feel like you have the Sharingan after you put in normal, everyday people contacts.
...And feel like you turn off your Sharingan after you take out the contacts.
You paint the Nine-Tailed Fox seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.
Whenever your stomach rumbles, you think its Nine-Tailed Demon Fox trying to get out.
You wear a jacket in the middle of the summer.
You roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan!"
You give people the 'nice-guy' pose.
You jump into the room, kicking the door yelling "Dynamic Entry!"
You have to put on a headband before a major competition.
...And want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge you all as equals.
You do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu
You trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
You dress up like a girl and say it's your "Sexy Jutsu" (for guys only).
You get a tattoo of a cursed seal on your neck.
You don't care that your life has started to suck because "it's not cannon".
You leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you're cooler and smarter then before.
Any mention of Naruto makes you scream, laugh, applaud, or overall just become rather excited.
You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
You daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, Itachi, or all of Akatsuki member.
You try to make pairings between characters.
You try to teach your dog 'Dynamic Marking'.
You throw clay birds hoping they'll explode.
You carry puppets with you.
You call your group of friends a "three man cell".
"Art is a Bang"
Your theories in chemistry, psychology, or philosophy class always reference Naruto somehow.
You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it.
The only facts you know about cells are the ones you learned from Tsunade.
You have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto.
You imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces.
You buy those stickers and stick them on your car, room, or face.
You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
Your on a Naruto forum and it's 4:00 AM.
You spy on girls and call it research.
You try to summon a frog in biology class.
...by biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrusting your hand on the floor.
You carry around frogs and call yourself "the Toad Sage".
You claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of Japan on your vacation because all you knew how to do was insult people.
You refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura or Sasuke.
You have a pet pig named Tonton.
You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next episode.
You call your teachers sensei and your not Japanese.
You add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your friends names and your not Japanese.
You follow somebody home and when they ask you why, you tell them it's part you mission.
You use pick-up lines like “Wanna see my new jutsu?” or “Did you see my shadow clone pass by here earlier?”
You dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique.
You start making hand signs.
...And then run at somebody yelling "Chidori!"
You try to sign a contract with blood.
You hit people over the head if they say something stupid.
You paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
You keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
You try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you'll do 200 squats, and when you can't do that you'll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands.
You try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto.
You drive around with Naruto music blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think your cool.
Your in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling "Sharingan!"
You take out a bottle of hot sauce and drink it, shouting "Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)"
You get mad when people call Naruto stupid or Gay
You have many Naruto head bands with the same sign on it and you got it again cuz it's a different color or its metal
You trust your life in websites like Saiyanisland or Uzumakiworld
You wish they would put Naruto Shippuuden on Adult Swim
You though Naruto was a little boring after Sasuke left
You think Byakugan looks a little painfull
You even write in Adult Fanfiction
You think all of the Naruto boys look a lot hotter in Shippuuden
You make up your own little Naruto world in your head
You wish you had half of all Naruto products or all
You considered becoming a doctor so you can be a 'medic-nin'
You tried to punch a wall and wanted it to shatter
You call your dog Tonton
You took up cyber gambling because you're to young to really gamble
You talk about the characters as if they're real people
You can't stop staring at all the posters and pictures you have of them on your wall
You have dreams about them
You want tattoo that resemble their symbols
You hate Naruto haters
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Naruto
...And also try to add to this list as well
Naruto Quiz Thing! Label your own 1-12, then answer the questions. Don't forget to copy and paste this isnide your profile!
Naruto Quiz Thing! Label your own 1-12, then answer the questions. Don't forget to copy and paste this isnide your profile!
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Yes, yes I did :D
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Hinata would faint, TenTen would be like 0.o and Neji would freak
4)Do you recall any fics about Nine?
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
yes!! AH!! HOT GUY SEX!
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
8) Make up a summery of a Three/Ten fanfic.
Two blondes, one escape proof room, FUN!! DIEDARA X NARUTO
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? ew... no 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Seeing Through Your Torture 12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? IDK 13) Does anyone you know writes or draw Eleven? YUPEROO!! ME!! 14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? I would!! 15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? RAMEN!! 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Like a Virgin by Madonna 17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Warning! Uchihacest and a deadly Byakuugan wielder 18) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Let's play dolls 19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? TRAITOR 20) How emo is Seven? SCARY NOT EMO
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Seeing Through Your Torture
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
13) Does anyone you know writes or draw Eleven?
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Like a Virgin by Madonna
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Warning! Uchihacest and a deadly Byakuugan wielder
18) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Let's play dolls
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
20) How emo is Seven?
SCARY NOT EMO
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