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since: 05-31-08, id: 1591823, Profile Updated: 08-31-09
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

My name is Cassia

i'm 13 years old.

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sexual orientation- BI


If you hate Karin from Naruto and want to see her get stabbed by evil spork wielding gnomes copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you hate and sick of the Sasu/Saku pairing copy and paste this on your profile

If you believe Sasu/Saku will never happen in both manga and anime copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. (besides video games and food yes)

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. (i'm not allowed to but I do anyways!!)

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. (but i'm obnoxious! oh no!! But i'm not snobby!)

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't believe life is fair shit...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. (would I be flat chested in 2d?)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile

If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile (I did that the last time I went to the mall, lol)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile


1. Sakura
2. Naruto
3. Itachi
4. Gaara
5. Hinata
6. Ino

7. Shikamaru
8. Temari
9. Kakashi
10. Tsundae (sp.?)
11. Kiba
12. Neji

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

an ino/Kiba fic?... I've read one as a side pairing in a fic. Does that count?

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

sometimes... depending on my mood

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Neji and Temari? It would make one really pissed Temari!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yupp, yupp! Well... lots of sad ones though...

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

I guess so... They're both loudmouths. But idk... I'm more of a Naruhina person myself...

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Hinata/Kakashi or Hinata/ Tsundae, kakahina because I hate yuri.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

if shikamaru walked in on Naruto and Neji having sex... he would say "troublsome" and walk awayand probably go fall asleep watching clouds

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

itachi finally returned to leaf after akatsuki being destroyed. What happens when he's put under the hokages watch? ItaTsu fluff(itatsu, ew...)

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Yeah i guess so, I've heard mentions of it in summaries

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

A man's pride (I guess that would be centered around Neji seeing how he has a lot of pride)

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

I'd use a plot where sakura goes to suna to help train medics

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Idk what that is... are you talking about hentai?? (cause that's porn!!)

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

um temari... not really

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Naruto/Gaara/Hinata? That's wierd. No i don't think so.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"Shizune! Get me more sake!" She would say lol

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

oh geez... um "Bossy" by kelis, I can't beleive i would know that song

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

M for lemons and threesome!lol that would be funny! Sakura/Ino/Neji

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

I don't think that will ever even get close...

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Kiba would say "They're starting to get along more now that he's friends with gaara"

20) How emo is Seven?

He's more lazy than anything...

Favorite quotes

"When life gives you lemons, you squirt them in the eyes of your enemies" I don't know

"We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!" Donkey

"Every reader knows about the feeling that characters in books seem more real than real people." Cornelia Funke

"If I was a book, I would like to be a library book, so I would be taken home by all different sorts of kids." Cornelia Funke

"Born to be wild - live to outgrow it." Lao Tzu

"Doubt isn't the opposite of faith; it is an element of faith." Paul Tillich

"Love knows not distance; it hath no continent; its eyes are for the stars." Gilbert Parker

"Simplicity is natures first step, and the last of art." Phillip James Bailey

"The life is wasted on the living" Douglas Adams

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Douglas Adams

"Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out." -Anton Chekhov

"Tell me kid, You ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?" -The Joker (Jack Nicholson,Batman)

"A man can fall many times in life, but he's never a failure until he refuses to get back up." -Evel Knievel


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz (for now! Just wait till i dye my hair again!)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.(I've attacked all my friends. Is that wrong? I think not. They think it's hillarious)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. (I used to have a shirt but I outgrew it ;( )
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pendantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too or CUTTING myself
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist


you say pink
i say black
you say girly
i say emo
you say chris brown
i say criss angel
you say Paris Hilton
I say Amy Lee
you say cute
i say goth
you say hearts
i say skulls
you say school
i say who cares
you say light
i say dark
you say up
i say down
you say right
i say wrong
you say happy
i say dark
you say angel
i say devil
you say model
i say vampire
you say valentines day
i say halloween
you say your family
i say the addams family
you say life
i say death
you say im creepy
i say whatever
you say im weird
i say im different
copy and paste if u r.

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╔═╦══╦═╗Put this
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╚═╩╩╩╩═╝If you support emos! (i do.)

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║║║║╔╗║╔╗║╚╝║║║║╚╝║╔╗Naruto!
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20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Post this on your profile to make someone smile!

What is red and green and goes 200 mph?...don't know?...a frog on a blender.

(Insert laughing noises here)

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