I've never really been good at descriptions.. But, first things first, my real name is Alissa, and I'm 13, but the way I talk online makes people think I'm 15. I come from Scotland, and my Keyboard sucks- it has a habit of missing out As, Zs, Rs and Hs. I like Metal, Rock and J-Pop, my hobbies include Drawing, reading and writing. I've never been one for sports. I'm known to be a shirking, lazy procrastinator which leads my friends to calling me Shikamaru. -_-' . I also, sickeningly, apparently look like Haku, though one of my friends says I look like Tenten which pis ' s me off big time. I spend way too much time on the computer and/or on video games, so my Dad's constantly bugging me to go out and socialise. HA! I only have, like, 4 close friends. Because I'm really impopular. Pah. I can't help it if I'm ugly and talk WAY too fast. Seriously, I can't help that.

CHARACTERS I LIKE :

Deidara, Shikamaru, Haku, Jiraiya, Hidan, Sasori, Temari, Sai, Neji, Kakashi, Kiba, Anko, Sakon & Ukon,

CHARACTERS I HATE:

Sasuke, Kankouro (I only like his english voice - it's smexy :3 ), Baki, Kakuzu (Though I only half hate him) , Naruto, Sakura, Might Guy,

FAV' SONGS:

Anything by Green Day except Give Me Nova cine, Blink 182, Linkin Park, Bring Me To Life by Evanessence, Sum 41,Zebrahead, Toybox, Breaking Benjamin, C-Ute

GAMES:

Legend Of Zeldas': Twilight Princess, Minish Cap, Orcania of Time, Windwaker (my favourite one) , Worms' ,Naruto: Ultimate Ninja's, Timesplitters', Soul Caliburs' , Tekkens', Animal Crossings' (Though I like the GC better than DS) ,Super Smash Bros', Pikmin (only played 1st one), Dynasty/Samurai Warriors', Okami, Marios'

AUTHORS:

Cornelia Funke, Alan Temperely, Lemony Snicket, J.K. Rowling,Emily Rhodda

FAN PAIRINGS I LIKE:

KibaHina, TemaShika, NejiTen, SakuLee, InoCho, KabuShizu, KakuHida (Its OKAY) , SasoDei, TobiDei, SasuNobody,

FAN PAIRINGS I HATE:

SASOSAKU : I can't stress my point without spoiling, but I can't see him liking this b'tch one bit!

DEISAKU : Death glare

Tenkank : Seriously, WTF?!

NaruSasu: I don't like it, but we all know it's canon! X)

Irukaka: NOT GONNA HAPPEN

ShikaIno: Ino is undeserving

SasuIta: They're brothers...eww...

ItaSaku: Seeing Sakura with anyone other than Lee annoys me.

NaruSaku: Sakura was a bitch to Naruto, she can go get f ' ' ' ed

NaruHina: Hinata's too good for him

AsuShika: WRONG. It's that simple.

AsuIno: It makes Asuma a pedophile