SO! I AM BACK AFTER BEING AWAY FOR EVER! UPDATES MAY NOT HAPPEN AS SOON AS THE SHOULD, BUT YOU FANS OF KANAME'S LITTLE PUREBLOOD SLAVE WILL BE HAPPEN BY THE END OF THE MONTH, I SWEAR.

IF YOU HATE THE GAY, GO AWAY!! THIS IS A YAOI ONLY (mostly) ZONE!!

IF YOU HATE KAIRI (or understand and are ok with the fact that i do, but i respect your opinion) THEN STAY!!

IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT KINGDOM HEARTS IS, OR YOU ARE A HATER OF THE GAME, I SHALL HUNT YOU DOWN AND MAKE YOU READ.WATCH ALL IF TEH YAOI IT TAKES TO GET YOU TO LOVE AXEL!! (and the rest of course!) (note, this is not a threat...a promise... (>3)

ATTENTION! go forth and read my mions!

Dreams by Deaths-Black-Rose has just won an award for Best Naruto Story To Occur From A Drabble Bunny! i do not care if you do not like the pairing~! the way it is written will make you forget, so XP!

Best Naruto Father/Son Story Not Involving Incest Award goes to Silvera.Awai for her story Lullaby for a Stormy Night! GO FORTH AND READ IT

You say you are hungry, I gave you lemons.

You say you are thirsty, I gave you lemonade.

You say 'entertainment', i give you this sad excuse-Feed Meh Bacon

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じしf,)ノ

Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination!

http://www.pokeplushies.com/images/plushies/Kingdom_Hearts/plushie_axel.gif"> -GO THERE! IT IS AN AWESOME AXEL PLUSHIE/PET!

meh, i like naruto too, accutally i used to read nothing but over on quizzila. but in the transfer i guess my inner pervert had a mid-life crisis.

just so you ppl know, i am not really into the angest thing. i am VERY senstive. my heart hurts during disney movies! disney movies. if you are wondering why, it is b/c i have lived a very lonely, very painful life. i will not go into details, i am sure you do not care, but when i see the pain, it brings memories.

so, yeah. also, if anyone is up for it, i need ideas for one-shots. read them, love them, never wrote them.

by Joy

Like roses blooming in the spring and dying in winter
All good things must come to an end
That new found stranger in the hallways everyday
You'd never guess was once my best friend

A hand to hold when i fell through loneliness's trap door
Someone to read my eyes when my mouth couldn't speak
The Anti-Freeze i needed when i over heated
The monument of a life style truly Meek

We pass by one another, avoiding eye contact
its a shame how far we've grown apart
I have words in my chest that i cant say
they're out of order and i dont know where to start

I miss the only friend that filled me with joy
I'm ready to be a rose in the spring time again
and when the seasons change we'll carry though
With a new friendship, but as the same Old Best friends

Here's to the friend that you've outgrown,
The one whose name is left unknown.
The one who wiped away your tears,
And sought to hold your hand,
When others turned the other way,
No beginning, just an end.

She's the one you turned to,
The one that you called friend.
She laughed with you, she cried with you,
And felt that it was her duty,
To remind you of your worth,
And all your inner beauty.

She held your secrets in her heart,
That friends like you could share.
You never had to be alone,
But now she is, 'cause you've outgrown
Her for those others whose laughs you share,
As you run carefree throught the air.

Time has eased your form and face,
But she's the one who knew your grace
When those who you now call your friend
Saw no beginning...only end.

-Chicken Soup For the Teenage Soul

by James The midwest Desperado

When I want to cry at night
There will be one shining light
There will be someone thinking of you
Who knows everything you have been through

Thoughts of you caress my mind
One shooting star I try and find
I wish our depression would go away
Just hoping that everything will be ok

When you feel there is nothing left to give
There is one person who needs you to live
Whenever you want to cry
I know that feeling of wanting to die

Just pray upon a shooting star
I am so near yet so far
You are my blissful soul
And I am your rock and roll.

Just remember you will never cry alone
Read this poem and you will know
Somebody really cares about you
So just let all of your feelings go

To Ashley you will never cry alone

i was in my language class, and this kid Peanut (ish what we call him) was yelling something about someone going to hell and i said "we are all going to hell. i'm dragging all of you with me" i said and he got this super happy look and said "i am so glad you said 'we' i don't wanna go alone" no idea, thought you would get a kick out of this.

--IAMALINE—FEARMYLINELINESS--(light-Kokoroitai

“Old man, I heard that!”

“Funny how ya didn’ hear, “Shut the fuck up, brat!” the last twenty times I yelled it to ya.”

“I just refuse to listen to senile babbling.”

“Why, you little shit!”-Strategy-talinsquall

i just HAD to tell you guys, i was reading a bio, and i read this and was like "how true" so i thought i would share! "Axel could have sex with Donald and it would still be hot." from ohxasphyxiationx

you love me, i know you do. do you know why? as some of you remember, i am such a die hard Axel fan,i created a scientic theroy as to how the worlds of Kingdom Hearts could accutally be real. and then, i went on to say how Axel never really died, he simply faded (BIG, HUGE, GAINT difference ppl!) and here is some prof to teh later.Axel opened the passageway to The World That Never Was with the last bit of strength he had in him before disappearing into darkness completely. Afterward, in a new scene from Kingdom Hearts Final Mix, Xigbar and Luxord were curious about Axel doing something as foolish as turning against the Organization for the sake of his friendship with Roxas, but Xemnas revealed that Axel's disappearance served to stir Roxas from his rest, claiming Axel's disobedience not entirely meaningless and pitiful. Xemnas also stated that due to contact with Sora, Axel could be reborn full with a heart. Whether or not this is true remains unclear. Naminé, however, backs up this notion in the written novel of the game in which she mentions that Axel never truly died, but rather faded into darkness where he would wander until he would find his heart. In Kingdom Hearts II: Final Mix+ Axel made one final appearance in Roxas's flashback where he gives a final farewell to his best friend. This was Nomura's way of granting the fan's wish to have the two meet again. It is also possible--like the rest of the Organization with the exception of Xemnas and Roxas--that there is a Heartless version of Axel. Whether this will be touched upon in a later game is yet to be seen. Also, did you guys know that Axel was suspossed to die in Roxas prolouge? the creators and fans loved him so much, they extened his stay. also, at the tokyo game show, Axel, Roxas, and Xion are seen in Disteny Islands on Papou Islands, much like Sora,Kairi,and Riku. i personally already hate Xion for getting between Axel and Roxas, but as i read on i realized that something happens to Xion (which is why it is not orgy 14) and i believe she says something that causes Roxas to wonder about himself (i.e. the reason he left)

Name:

Age: why? are you also one of mah stalkers?! i might appear to be 16, but in realiaty, i am a dark creature who bites you in the neck. any guesses?

Sex: of course, if i was gay, Riku or Axel, and lived on destiny islands! (imma chick)

preference: i'm like a yo-yo. i go up AND down!

intrestes:reading (both books and fanfics) writing (though mai fanfics suck) and KINGDOM HEARTS (YAOI)

i think that i appear to speak rather different than most ppl my age. my mother, and ppl at skool refer to me as Yoda. i personally can tell that when i speak most of the time i acutally have to say in my head to "talk normal" i really do not like to, and this might transpire (go into if you did not know) to my stories. if you ever do not understand wither something in the story, or my wording please ask me. i am more than happy to clearify things. or if it is just a ? that you do not wish to discuss with your friends, but you still wish to know. i am here for you (and yes, i mean you sitting in your chair reading this) though i probly have never met you, if i read your stories, or you review mine, or if you stop and say hi, i most certainly call you; my friend.

hmm. pm me if i should add more. i would like for ppl to read my bio and get to know a little about me.

Anime:

Have things in Anime ever made you wonder? Have you ever pondered just how different their world is from ours? We already know the rules of our world, so what are the rules of theirs? This HIGHLY SCIENTIFIC study has been conducted, and finally, they have compiled their results and are ready to share them with the world at large. As a summary of all their findings, the scientists collaborated, and decided on these 46 laws...

Fourty- Six laws of Anime:
Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito
1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
The normal laws of physics do not apply.
2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.
3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.
4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.
5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.
6. Law of Temporal Variability
Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.
7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.
8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.
9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).
10. Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.
11. Law of Inherent Combustability
Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".
12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.
13. Law of Energetic Emission
There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustability.
14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
The destructive potential of a weapon is inversly proportional to its size.
First Corollary - Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.
15. Law of Inexhaustability
No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.
16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)
Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres.
17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
Minmei is a bimbo.
18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.
19. Law of Demonic Consistency
Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.
20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.
21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
Tactical geniuses aren't...
22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.
23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.
24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.
First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.)
Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.
25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.
26. Law of Feline Mutation
Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
a) be female
b) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation
c)and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.
27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.
28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.
29. Law of Melee Luminescence
Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.
30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.
31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.
32. Law of Follicular Permanence
Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!
33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.
34. Law of Probable Attire
Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.
--Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).
--Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him.
First Corollary - (Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary - (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.
35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.
36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:
a) The Hero/Leader
b) His girlfriend
c) His Best Friend/Rival
d) A Hulking Brute
e) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
--Extreme Coolness
--Amazing intelligence
--Incredible Irritation
37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.
First Corollary - (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.
38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.
39. Law of Inverse Attraction
Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.
First Corollary - Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...
40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.
41. Law of Xylolaceration
Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.
42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.
43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
There is no Law #43.
44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.
45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.
46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.-taken from spiralgal