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Author has written 1 story for Naruto. Twilight 10 Commandments I am the best book out there, you shall have no better ones than I. You shall not take Edward Cullens name in vain. Remember to keep release dates calendered. Honor the Cullens for gracing you with their presence. You shall not kill humans. You shall not love both Edward and Jacob equally. You shall not steal Twilight books from your friends to see how they will react when they cant read them anymore. You shall not lie, for Edward will know that you did anyways. You shall not covet Edward. You shall not covet Edwards Volvo, or various Cullen car Yo! your now reading what what i wrote down. My name is Amber, but i like to be called Alex... Yes im a girl so if you have a problem with me liking to be called Alex then dont bother reading this... Height: 5'3 Weight: 100 Hair color: dark brown/almost black Eye color: brown Gender: female Also you may call me: Sadistic-Bitch, But my friends call me Anko and Bitch, an alot of other stuff that im not going to put down... I aslo love to read, and i love to write, but i dont seem to have the time to do either of those things lately... -pouts- and if you happen to like reading my stories then im sorry for making you have to wait. -pouts- PLEASE FORGIVE ME! \If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! O.o I can actually understand this... T.T :D If you like to bite people,copy this onto your profile. If you like vampires,copy this onto your profile. If you like the cold and to walk in the moonlit night,copy this onto your profile. If you have canines or fangs,put this on your profile. If you've ever slapped and/or bangged your head against a table for no reason,copy this to your profile. If you have ever laughed madly for no apparent reason,add this to your bio. If you are crazy and /or insane and proud of it copy and paste it to your profile If you are a pscyopath,freak,goth,punk,head banger,gang banger,skater and/or emo copy this to your profile. If you hang out with emos,punks,head bangers,gang bangers,skaters,tweakers,rockers and sometimes populars that are your friends but never hang out with jocks,preps,or bimbos,copy this to your profile. If you hear voices in your head,copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation,copr this to your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname,title ot anything else for eachother,copy this to your profile. If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face,copy thiis to your profile. If you dont care if your not popular,you're just who you are.copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name: Gaara's weakness,Vampire-Gaara-and-Sasuke-girl, UnlovedAliceCullen, -Sadistic-Bitch- If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime,anime fanart or anime fan fictions that you zone out and come back to reality 5 minutes or later with no idea whats going on,copy this onto your profile. If you have ever been obsessed with something that you have scared people with your obsession,place this on your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile! If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!(What do you mean not to put this in? NNNOOOOOOO! We will be figured out! What do you mean we? I'm the one people think is insane.) "I suffer from C.R.S. (Can't remember shit)" Stuff to do at Wallmart 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!" 17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes. 18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you. 19. Throw things over one aisle into another one. 20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile 7 wzzys to freak out your roomate 7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..." 6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil. 5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks. 4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan. 3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry. 2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?" 1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer." If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nickname "Chicken Butt Hair Dude" copy and paste this into your profile while laughing your head off! If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling RUN BITCH RUN! Put this on your profile. (i have it was fun and durring school) If you have trouble making decisions, either copy and paste this into your profile or look up the word "floccinaucinihilipifilification" in the dictionary If you have ever spelled your name wrong paste this in your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If anyone got you addicted to Naruto in your life (including friends, familiy, etc...) or any anime, copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. IM A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUND OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile. If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy this in your profile Quiz thingy.. list twelve of your favorite Naruto characters and answer the questions: 1) Anko 2) Sakura 3) Temari 4) Konan 5) Hidan 6)Itachi 7) Shikamaru 8)Pein 9) Gaara 10) Sasori 11) Naruto 12) Kyuubi(#1) 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? ...No thank Jashin-Sama i havent! 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? -grins- i can paint an image that would be burned into your pathetic skull if you wanted me to. infact i could get it so graphic that you would want to commit suicide. 3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? I would be laughing my ass off! y and y4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Duu. Gaara is so awsome, just type his name in the search bar thingy and you get a ton of stuff on it! 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? YES!! this is one of the best couplings out there!! 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Hidan and Gaara or Hidan and Sasori? EWWW neither! thats just gross! i love man and man action but there are just some times when i need to put my foot down! 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? If Shikamaru walking in on Sakura and Itachi having sex he would have a twitching attack. Then end up fainting in shock. 8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Temari knew it was wrong. He basicaly killed her brothers. but she just couldnt stop coming back to the wooden puppet named Sasori. 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? No there isnt any fluff for that one. and for once am glad Anko and Pein just dont seem like the type to get along. 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. I wouldnt be able to... why you may ask. Well let me tell you why: Can you really see Shikamaru comfort the Kyuubi? or vice versa?! 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? HAHAHAHAHAHA Konan de-virginize Anko LOL thats a laugh! it would more likely be the other way around! 12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? No... 13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Yes. This is Naruto we are talking about! 14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? No... mabie a Sakura/Hidan fic but not a Sakura/Konan/Hidan fic 15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? He wouldnt be screaming... he would be the cause of it! 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? I dunno. for once im speachless... 17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? There would be NO warning. unless you dont like readinf about sex almost every chapter. 18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? I dunno. he wouldnt realy be the type to use one. hed just pick the girl up litteraly. 19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? If Naruto was Peins cousin it would be something like this: " SAKURA-CHAN! WHY ARE YOU GOINGF OUT WITH MY COUSIN?! OH-OH-OH LOOKIE!! RAMEN!!" 20) How emo is Seven? The Kyuubi is not emo... he just love blood and killing! and this seems alright with me!! These are common stereotyes I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. Copy and paste this in your profile if you agree that stereotyping is very very wrong ...() () (\_/) (\_/) Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies.) Also try to stop the evil teddy bears and cookies over the world...thats the bunnies job!! A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. My favorit Anime: Naruto InuYasha Death Note Yu~Gi~Oh Fruits Baskit Xxx. Holic Tsubasa Chronicles(sp?) Hellsing and i think thats it... 100 WAYS TO TELL YOU'RE BECOMING/HAVE BECOME A WEREWOLF 1. The mailman starts to wear chain mail. 2. Your dentist is frightened of you. 3. Dogs around the place begin to smell your ass when you go walking. 4. Your own dog begins to piss around the house to establish its territory. 5. You tell your parents you want a bone for your birthday. 6. You keep hearing ants walking around on the carpet when you're trying to get to sleep at night. 7. You get visited by this big Native American figure in your dreams who gives you a can of dogfood and tells you to buy a flea collar because you'll need it. 8. Pets around the neighbourhood begin moving out. 9. Those pets that don't move out either end up mysteriously dead or even more mysteriously pregnant. 10. Some guy called Storm calls you and asks you if you want to go to some place called Eau Claire. (smirk) 11. Someone else called Warwick Moss calls and asks when and where he can interview you, telling you to 'come as you are'. (One for the Austrailians) 12. You look at your dog and begin drooling for no humanly apparent reason. 13. You fall in with a bunch of people who like going out every full moon, eating pizza and howling at the sky (UMP! UMP!) 14. You have chronic halitosis from eating raw meat all the time. 15. You don't need a blanket durring the winter months. 16. You wake up naked, five miles from home, and you haven't been on a pub crawl. (Where the fuck am I!?) 17. You begin rubbing your urine over your posessions to make sure your brothers and/or sisters don't steal them. 18. Your fingernails make masturbation very interesting. 19. You develop an aversion to dinner parties from all the silverware they use. 20. Your female partner complains that now you have one off night a month. 21. You can't drive or catch the bus since you get kicked off for sticking your head out the window all the time. 22. You begin to think that the werewolves from 'The Howling' aren't scary, but in fact quite cute and cuddly! 23. You can't hear the radio during the full moon because of all the howling. 24. When you walk down the road at night, people compliment you on your makeup skills! 25. You find yourself needing to shave every three hours. 26. You don't need your partner to suck you off since now you can do it yourself.. 27. ..and they don't want to have sex with you while you're moulting. 28. Your girlfriend likes you because your fur gives better traction, plus your tongue is longer and more fun than your penis! 29. You stop reading "PlayBoy" and start reading "Talk to the Animals." (?) 30. You find the legs of your houseguests very arousing. 31. You never perform coitus interruptus, mostly because you can't get out for another 20 minutes after orgasm. 32. Your wife always wonders why there is no water in the toilet every morning. 33. You find the missionary position uncomfortable. 34. You watch nature documentaries instead of porno films. 35. You find that you're the one making noises during sex, and not your wife. 36. You dump your girlfriend for this ripe German Shepherd bitch over the road. 37. You don't need earphones to enjoy music on your I-pod. In fact, you don't even need to be in the house! (That is kind of a trick question sort of thing) 38. Your clothes, hat and sunglasses don't fit anymore. 39. You need to clean out your hairbrush four times per hour. 40. You find out just how useful opposable digits really are. 41. You're terrified of the vet from hearing about this thing called ... "neutering". 42. You don't go jogging in the morning ... you chase cars! 43. Your S.O. keeps wondering why their silver jewellry keeps disappearing. 44. You have this urge to be walking... all the time. (on a Constant, Always, Never Ending walk) 45. You can't seem to resist smelling fire hydrants. 46. You don't like to share your food. 47. You raise your leg to a urinal. (or toilet) 48. Crows tend to flock nearby, or follow you around. (Damn Birds) 49. You consider the Alaskan gov't as mortal enemies. 50. You turn around 3 times before lying down. 51. You run at the sight of a leash. 52. You growl at the neighbours. 53. You find it time consuming to sew tail-holes in your jeans, only to lose them the next night. 54. Cartoons look more like everyday dramas. 55. Your drain keeps plugging up with loose fur from the shower. 56. Fetch sounds exciting. 57. Meeting your hungry S.O. makes you want to throw up (for them - regurgitation) 58. The fur you keep vacuuming up is not your pet's. 59. Muzzle-prints on all the windows... 60. Worming tablets in the medicine chest... 61. Uses flea-powder instead of deodorant... 62. You comb your hair with a metal dog-grooming comb (yes, I do this... gets me some seriously odd looks at school!) 63. All the PCs and X-window displays in your office have pictures of seriously yiffy canines as the background wallpaper. 64. Drool stains all over the keyboards of the computers in (63) 65. You remember the names of people's dogs, but not the names of the people themselves. (Me) 66. Your URL hotlist contains only pointers to veterinary/canine sites. 67. You are on first-name terms with all the staff at your local veterinary clinic. 68. The major beneficiary in your will has four legs. 69. The lady serving you the fast food looks tastier than the food. (side order of tits please) 70. You get an urge to catch frisbees in your mouth ... alot. 71. The elastic in your underwear becomes a major problem. 72. You have to brush furballs from the inside of your clothes. 73. You look at werewolf morphing scenes and say to yourself, "That's not how it really happens!", and then you laugh at the movie. 74. You feel like shit during the New Moon but you're okay again by the Full moon. 75. You turn to someone on a plane and tell him about your nocturnal adventures, recalling in precise detain something you didn't even know about yourelf, until it's too late.. 76. You wake up with a leg in your mouth. 77. You wake up with a leg riddled with bloody bite marks and chunk ripped out of it in your mouth. 78. You wake up biting a leg and ripping chunks out of it. 79. You find yourself unable to walk on two legs, open doors, type, read, tell the time, talk, and NOT sniff your own crotch. (I dont know why, but I wish I was flexible enough to do that.) 80. People run away from you in the street without any obvious motive for doing so. 81. You cried out loud when the wolf got shot in 'Dances With Wolves' and you sobbed for the rest of the afternoon. 82. You play Tangerine Dream's "Through Metamorphic Rock" over and over, howling in chorus with it. 83. You wonder how much it'd cost all up to move to Alaska. 84. You destroy every ticking object within a hundred metres of your bedroom because you just can't get to sleep. 85. You nearly die of suffocation when you walk through any perfume section of any department store, and sneze uncontrollably for the rest of the afternoon. 86. You make guttural grunting noises whilst rubbing up against a tree to scratch your back because nobody else wants to get fur under their nails. 87. You hang out at lycanthrope.com day and night. 88. You hang out on FurryMUCK day and night. 89. You get hot flashes all over your body, suddenly feeling faint, and something in your head is crying "Let me out!" in a dangerose booming voice that ecoes threw-out your head for the rest of the day. 90. You get an intense sunburnt feeling over most of your body, but you've not been out in the sun for days. 91. People hold silver crosses to your head when you walk into a New Age shop (which don't do much to or for you, by the way.) 92. You never have a full recollection of the night of the full moon. ("Something about.. meatloaf ?") 93. You begin to stop referring to yourself by your real name and urge your friends to call you "Snowrunner" or other names of the like. 94. You devote large periods of time at night before you go to bed to meditation to bring out the other side of you. (gulp) 95. You begin to create stories, songs, pictures and ideas which use the werewolf as a point of focus. Only about ten of them a week though. (smirk) 96. You save every last cent you have to make a furry suit out of wool and skulk around the house late at night frightening the cats. (my cousin when he forgets to take his ADD medicen) 97. You have dreams about this place called... Dover... (?) 98. You piss at a practically vertical angle, so you have to go by a tree all the time. (LOL) 99. You can't watch TV anymore because it's so damn flickery. 100. One night, you're sitting at home. Suddenly, you growl loudly and start to make other feral noises, and begin to feel very strange, almost like jelly. Your body begins to heat up like an oven, and you lose all sense of anything. Gradually, you come to, walk out the door, and espy yourself a mirror on the way out. Back at you stares the biggest damn wolf you're ever gonna see. And that wolf .. is you ! Copy this onto your profile to spread the fun! Girl Talk Did you know... kissing is healthy. bananas are good for period pain. it's good to cry. chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. lying is actually unhealthy. you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. chocolate will make you feel better. most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. a good friend never judges. a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. boys aren't worth your tears. we all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been recieved. Copy and Paste this into your profil in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted. | |||||||||
1. LoveFromASkeleton » reviewsSummery: Pein's daughter...Sakura has been with Akatsuki all of her life, she takes after all of them in certian areas. She is sent to watch Naruto and she is placed onto his team. She does her mission but on the way back home she is taken to... Read to fNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,370 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 2-20-09 - Published: 6-20-08 - Kimimaro & Sakura H.
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