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Yo! your now reading what what i wrote down.
My name is Amber, but i like to be called Alex... Yes im a girl so if you have a problem with me liking to be called Alex then dont bother reading this...
and btw im not going to bother telling you much about me...
Height: 5'3
Weight: 100
Hair color: dark brown/almost black
Eye color: brown
Gender: female
Also you may call me: Sadistic-Bitch, or Kitsune(sp?) my sister started called me that for no reason... or Black-Kistune your choice!
I also love to read( F.F and normal books ) I have read all of the Harry Potter books. and Twilight ones aswell. I love to read fantasy books.
NOW IM OFF TO RID THE WORLD OF ALL THE EVIL FLYING MONKEYS THAT TAKE A CRAP ON PEOPLE WHEN FLYING!!
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
O.o I can actually understand this... T.T :D
We were sitting quietly in one little corner as Gin and Szayel was playing with Hel. That was fine. I needed to get my thoughts straight. This is like the turning point of my life. My freaking LIFE!
"... We're about to get married."
"I do believe that is the case."
"... Married. Me. I'm getting married."
"Yes, Grimmjow, we have already established that -"
"Ulqui?"
"... Yes, Grimmjow?"
"No hablas espanol."
"We're speaking English, Grimmjow."
"I know." I stared creepily at him. "I'm... Getting married."
Ulquiorra slapped me on the face. I guess I needed it.
"OW!"
"Yes, Grimmjow, we're both getting married. To each other -"
"I'm getting MARRIED!" I wailed, shaking him violently on the shoulders. "Do you know what this means!? Commitment and a life of guarding my precious boy from stupid would-be husbands! Slaving away on my kitchen while you come home every night late! Me watching Oprah and eating ice cream while wailing along with the plights of the far and beyond along with Halibel and her SAGGY BOOBS, OH THE AGONY - "
Ulquiorra slapped me again.
"OW!"
"Get a hold of yourself, Jeagerjacques, I am warning you!"
"Okay." I inhaled. Hee haw hee haw. "I am calm. I am composed. I am cool. As a cucumber. A fried... Sea cucumber. Yeah. I'm cool. My mom says I'm cool - wait, I don't have a mom..."
It lasted for about two seconds.
"I'M GETTING MARRIED! HOLY FLAMING MOTHER OF-"
Ulquiorra raised up a hand.
" - I'll shut up now."
"Good." Ulquiorra gave me a funny look before settling down on the spot beside me. "What is so bad about commitment?"
"To you, it wouldn't be a bad thing! But I'm used to living high and free, man. This is like..."
Scaring me shitless.
"I don't know. I'm just being a bit weird in the head. I mean, it's not everyday you get a kid out of nowhere that turns out to be an Arrancar. It's kinda grating on my nerves, especially the whole fucking Espada band not really taking this seriously."
(Yes, people, I have depth.)
"Espada? Taking this seriously? Grimmjow, we have a Female Impersonator in our ranks," Ulquiorra deadpanned. I smothered a laugh.
"Good point - whoah, you're making a joke!"
Ulquiorra cracked his knuckles and I backed away.
"I will take that as a compliment, yes?"
"Yes. Yes you will."
"ACHOO!"
BOOM
"AHHHHHHH!"
Both of us immediately stood up and looked at the trio running around with Hel.
The side of Szayel's head was singed off of his hair and he looked shocked with the sudden... Baldness. (He was screaming.) Gin was laughing hysterically, while Hel simply looked astonished and scared slash apologetic.
"Uncle Sayell! I'm sorry! I didn't mean it!"
"MY HAIR! MY FREAKING PERFECT HAIR!" Szayel turned to Gin with a death glare. "YOU!"
It didn't achieve the required effect. He was bald on one side and looked like a chicken. It was understandable why Gin laughed even more. I joined in, as Szayel bellowed.
"YOU ARE SO DEAD, ICHIMARU GIN!"
"Mommy, Daddy, I'm - I didn't mean it! Uncle Gin tickled my nose and I sneezed pretty badly!" Hel wailed, clutching on his kitty plushie and looking at us for help. He clutched to my pant leg and I scooped him up because I didn't want to drag myself everywhere with some excess baggage. "I'm sorry..."
"Hey, kiddo, I'm proud of ya," I said, ruffling his hair.
"You are?"
"Yeah, Szayel doesn't mind if he's a target. See; he's going after Gin and not you!" I reasoned, elbowing Ulquiorra and he nodded, bewildered. Hel smiled, lighting up like a lightbulb.
"Okay!"
"But you should work on your aiming," I muttered distractedly. "A little more to the right and he would be really bald."
"I'll do it for Mommy!" Hel said enthusiastically, and immediately aimed to fire. A cero shot out and -
It missed.
Instead of relieving Szayel of the rest of his hair, it relieved Szayel of the ability, to, um. Sit. Ulquiorra and I blinked as the cero singed the backside of the fruity pink-haired Arrancar.
Szayel shrieked enough to wake up the dead.
"OW SHIT -" He turned around and screamed again. "MY FREAKING ASS - GRIMMJOW JEAGERJACQUES!"
Gin videotaped it.
And I just laughed my ass off, Sonido-ing off with Ulquiorra right behind me and Helios giggling in my arms.
... Shit, I slipped again.
It's Hel, you stupid dumbfuck.
More from The Espada Guide to Parenting. i LOVE that fic!
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, WhiteWinged Alchemist, DeiDei-kunsgirl, Foxfeather1337,Sadistic-Bitch,
If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whats so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, WhiteWinged Alchemist, DeiDei-kunsgirl,Foxfeather1337,Saditic-Bitch,
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!(What do you mean not to put this in? NNNOOOOOOO! We will be figured out! What do you mean we? I'm the one people think is insane.)
"I suffer from C.R.S. (Can't remember shit)"
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.
18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.
19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.
20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."
Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, MajorDxSFanatic,teh queen of randomness,Xannijn, powderedsugar, Black Wolf-Dog, Fluff's Lady, S. T. Nickolian, scarletmirror, oOo TripWire oOo, Foxfeather1337,Sadistic-Bitch,
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't believe the life is fair shit...copy and paste this into your profile.
The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura,foxfeather1337,Sadistic-Bitch,
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nickname "Chicken Butt Hair Dude" copy and paste this into your profile while laughing your head off!
If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling RUN BITCH RUN! Put this on your profile. (i have it was fun and durring school)
If you have trouble making decisions, either copy and paste this into your profile or look up the word "floccinaucinihilipifilification" in the dictionary
If your family and friends get REALLY ticked off with your constant talking about Naruto, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Midori, NejiTenfanforever, Deidara and Toshiros property, Lina-Neko, foxfeather1337,
If you have ever spelled your name wrong paste this in your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If anyone got you addicted to Naruto in your life (including friends, familiy, etc...) or any anime, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
IM A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUND OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile.
If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy this in your profile
Quiz thingy.. list twelve of your favorite Naruto characters and answer the questions:
1) Naruto
2) Hinata
3) Gaara
4) Sakura
5) Anko
6) Kiba
7) Sasuke
8) Neji
9) Kurenai
10) Temari
11) Kakashi
12) Jiraiya
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? No i havent...yet
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Hn...i dont know...mabie with more curvs...and longer hair
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? I would finaly find out why Neji is jelous of Hinata...its beacuse Hinata has more curvs and other (coughboobscough) assets that he dosent have.
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? No not realy...
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? YES! For the love of God YES!
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? ...i dont mind a 5/10...but id prefere a 5/4
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Sasuke: O.o...
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. She knew that he was her little brother. And she knew it was wrong, but she couldnt help but feel horny when he turned those enemy ninja into giant piles of gore... Gaara/Temari - Incest Lemons.
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Um ... I hope not.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. An awkward Love
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Yes.Sakura and Naruto love each other and are soon to be married...what will happen when a certain Uchiha comes back?
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? No...
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? no... well not that i know of thinks on it ill get back to you on that.
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? No... Anko and Sakura are a great pair...add in Hinata and that goes down the drain.
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? ... I'll get back to you on that... or not
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" by Green Day
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? WARNING!! You are about to vomit if you read this shit.
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Temari: Hey i just found Naruto with Sasuke... im sorry mabie this is why you never got to snag him... . Hinata: O.o? Temari: Hey want to go out and get a drink? Hinata: Ok...
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? Kakashi: Well this is certainly unexpected ... Whatever though. (continues reading porn)
20) How emo is Seven? 99.9 Percent!
A True Story
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 percent of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 percent of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
These are common stereotyes
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bunny
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up bunny.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a bunny.
I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a flirt.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible girl.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be bunny them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be loose.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
.I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't FLIRT WITH GUYS AT SCHOOL ao I MUST be gay.
I dont like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I wear BOY'S CLOTHES so I MUST be a lesbian.
I'm POSTING THIS so I MUST be a groupie.
Copy and paste this in your profile if you agree that stereotyping is very very wrong
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia
When I was four, I asked mama
where angels are...
she pointed to the sky and smiled
brightly...
I looked up they seemed so far...
but mama said they're always with me...
but then mama's gone...and far from me...
I cry every night and think of mommy...
then she appeard right beside me...
surrounded by light that glows so bright...
she wiped my tears and held me tightly...
she placed her hand over my heart...and said...
she'll always be with me...
Place this poem in your profile if you think that you're love ones will always be with you until death...
...() () (\_/) (\_/)
...(0.0) (0.o) (+'.'+)
...( _ ) c(")(") (")_(")
Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)
Also try to stop the evil teddy bears and cookies over the world...thats the bunnies job!!
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
TO ALL THOSE WHO THINK HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG AND WANT TO FIGHT FOR A BETTER FUTURE FOR OUR GAY AND LESBIAN FRIENDS, PLEASE REPOST THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.
-I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
-I am the prostitute working on the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
-I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful tear-filled nights.
-I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
-I am the foster-child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
-I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that put me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
-I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating from high-school. It was just too much to bear.
-We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
-I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting management called on me.
-I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
-I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system suddenly grow cold and distant when they found out that my abusive partner is also a woman.
-I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support to turn to because I am male.
-I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
-I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me only lesbians do that.
-I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
-I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not alwyas have to deal with society hating me.
-I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
-I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most; love.
-I am the son who is afraid of telling his loving, Christian parents I love another male.
PLEASE REPOST THIS IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG. PLEASE DO YOUR PART TO END IT.
My favorit Anime shows:
Naruto
InuYasha
and thats about it! i like certain things nothing at all. Also because i spend alot of time on my computer... or im traviling.
Naruto Pairings:
Sakura
PeinxSakura
KyubixSakura
SaixSakura
ItachixSakura
DeidaraxSakura
KimimaruxSakura
SasukexSakura
KisamexSakura
ZetzuxSakura
NarutoxSakura
GaaraxSakura
TenTen
KisamexTenTen
SasorixTenTen
Ino
DeidaraxIno
ShikamaruxIno
Hinata
DeidaraxHinata
NarutoxHinata
Temari
ShikamaruxTemari
DeidaraxTemari
InuYasha Pairings:
Kagome
SesshomaruxKagom
InuYashaxKagome
KogaxKagome
Rin
SasshomaruxRin
People I Dont Like
Naruto:
Boys
Danzo(is an ass)
Orochimaru(same as Danzo)
Girls
Karen(is a bitch i dont need to explain)
InuYasha:
Boys
Naraku(i dont need to eplain this one)
Jaken(he is an ass)
Miroku(only because he is a pervert)
People I Do Like
Naruto:
Boys
Pein/Nagoto
Sai
Gaara
Itachi
Deidara
Sasori
Sasuke
Zetzu
Kisame
Tobi/Madora(sp?)/Obito
Kakashi
Konkuro
Haku
Sai
Kabuto
Girls
Sakura
Konan
Temari
Hinata
TenTen
Ino
InuYasha:
Boys
Sesshomaru
Shippo
InuYasha
Koga
Girls
Kagome
Ayame
Sango
Kilala
Kana
Kagura
100 WAYS TO TELL YOU'RE BECOMING/HAVE BECOME A WEREWOLF
1. The mailman starts to wear chain mail.
2. Your dentist is frightened of you.
3. Dogs around the place begin to smell your ass when you go walking.
4. Your own dog begins to piss around the house to establish its territory.
5. You tell your parents you want a bone for your birthday.
6. You keep hearing ants walking around on the carpet when you're trying to get to sleep at night.
7. You get visited by this big Native American figure in your dreams who gives you a can of dogfood and tells you to buy a flea collar because you'll need it.
8. Pets around the neighbourhood begin moving out.
9. Those pets that don't move out either end up mysteriously dead or even more mysteriously pregnant.
10. Some guy called Storm calls you and asks you if you want to go to some place called Eau Claire. (smirk)
11. Someone else called Warwick Moss calls and asks when and where he can interview you, telling you to 'come as you are'. (One for the Austrailians)
12. You look at your dog and begin drooling for no humanly apparent reason.
13. You fall in with a bunch of people who like going out every full moon, eating pizza and howling at the sky (UMP! UMP!)
14. You have chronic halitosis from eating raw meat all the time.
15. You don't need a blanket durring the winter months.
16. You wake up naked, five miles from home, and you haven't been on a pub crawl. (Where the fuck am I!?)
17. You begin rubbing your urine over your posessions to make sure your brothers and/or sisters don't steal them.
18. Your fingernails make masturbation very interesting.
19. You develop an aversion to dinner parties from all the silverware they use.
20. Your female partner complains that now you have one off night a month.
21. You can't drive or catch the bus since you get kicked off for sticking your head out the window all the time.
22. You begin to think that the werewolves from 'The Howling' aren't scary, but in fact quite cute and cuddly!
23. You can't hear the radio during the full moon because of all the howling.
24. When you walk down the road at night, people compliment you on your makeup skills!
25. You find yourself needing to shave every three hours.
26. You don't need your partner to suck you off since now you can do it yourself..
27. ..and they don't want to have sex with you while you're moulting.
28. Your girlfriend likes you because your fur gives better traction, plus your tongue is longer and more fun than your penis!
29. You stop reading "PlayBoy" and start reading "Talk to the Animals." (?)
30. You find the legs of your houseguests very arousing.
31. You never perform coitus interruptus, mostly because you can't get out for another 20 minutes after orgasm.
32. Your wife always wonders why there is no water in the toilet every morning.
33. You find the missionary position uncomfortable.
34. You watch nature documentaries instead of porno films.
35. You find that you're the one making noises during sex, and not your wife.
36. You dump your girlfriend for this ripe German Shepherd bitch over the road.
37. You don't need earphones to enjoy music on your I-pod. In fact, you don't even need to be in the house! (That is kind of a trick question sort of thing)
38. Your clothes, hat and sunglasses don't fit anymore.
39. You need to clean out your hairbrush four times per hour.
40. You find out just how useful opposable digits really are.
41. You're terrified of the vet from hearing about this thing called ... "neutering".
42. You don't go jogging in the morning ... you chase cars!
43. Your S.O. keeps wondering why their silver jewellry keeps disappearing.
44. You have this urge to be walking... all the time. (on a Constant, Always, Never Ending walk)
45. You can't seem to resist smelling fire hydrants.
46. You don't like to share your food.
47. You raise your leg to a urinal. (or toilet)
48. Crows tend to flock nearby, or follow you around. (Damn Birds)
49. You consider the Alaskan gov't as mortal enemies.
50. You turn around 3 times before lying down.
51. You run at the sight of a leash.
52. You growl at the neighbours.
53. You find it time consuming to sew tail-holes in your jeans, only to lose them the next night.
54. Cartoons look more like everyday dramas.
55. Your drain keeps plugging up with loose fur from the shower.
56. Fetch sounds exciting.
57. Meeting your hungry S.O. makes you want to throw up (for them - regurgitation)
58. The fur you keep vacuuming up is not your pet's.
59. Muzzle-prints on all the windows...
60. Worming tablets in the medicine chest...
61. Uses flea-powder instead of deodorant...
62. You comb your hair with a metal dog-grooming comb (yes, I do this... gets me some seriously odd looks at school!)
63. All the PCs and X-window displays in your office have pictures of seriously yiffy canines as the background wallpaper.
64. Drool stains all over the keyboards of the computers in (63)
65. You remember the names of people's dogs, but not the names of the people themselves. (Me)
66. Your URL hotlist contains only pointers to veterinary/canine sites.
67. You are on first-name terms with all the staff at your local veterinary clinic.
68. The major beneficiary in your will has four legs.
69. The lady serving you the fast food looks tastier than the food. (side order of tits please)
70. You get an urge to catch frisbees in your mouth ... alot.
71. The elastic in your underwear becomes a major problem.
72. You have to brush furballs from the inside of your clothes.
73. You look at werewolf morphing scenes and say to yourself, "That's not how it really happens!", and then you laugh at the movie.
74. You feel like shit during the New Moon but you're okay again by the Full moon.
75. You turn to someone on a plane and tell him about your nocturnal adventures, recalling in precise detain something you didn't even know about yourelf, until it's too late..
76. You wake up with a leg in your mouth.
77. You wake up with a leg riddled with bloody bite marks and chunk ripped out of it in your mouth.
78. You wake up biting a leg and ripping chunks out of it.
79. You find yourself unable to walk on two legs, open doors, type, read, tell the time, talk, and NOT sniff your own crotch. (I dont know why, but I wish I was flexible enough to do that.)
80. People run away from you in the street without any obvious motive for doing so.
81. You cried out loud when the wolf got shot in 'Dances With Wolves' and you sobbed for the rest of the afternoon.
82. You play Tangerine Dream's "Through Metamorphic Rock" over and over, howling in chorus with it.
83. You wonder how much it'd cost all up to move to Alaska.
84. You destroy every ticking object within a hundred metres of your bedroom because you just can't get to sleep.
85. You nearly die of suffocation when you walk through any perfume section of any department store, and sneze uncontrollably for the rest of the afternoon.
86. You make guttural grunting noises whilst rubbing up against a tree to scratch your back because nobody else wants to get fur under their nails.
87. You hang out at lycanthrope.com day and night.
88. You hang out on FurryMUCK day and night.
89. You get hot flashes all over your body, suddenly feeling faint, and something in your head is crying "Let me out!" in a dangerose booming voice that ecoes threw-out your head for the rest of the day.
90. You get an intense sunburnt feeling over most of your body, but you've not been out in the sun for days.
91. People hold silver crosses to your head when you walk into a New Age shop (which don't do much to or for you, by the way.)
92. You never have a full recollection of the night of the full moon. ("Something about.. meatloaf ?")
93. You begin to stop referring to yourself by your real name and urge your friends to call you "Snowrunner" or other names of the like.
94. You devote large periods of time at night before you go to bed to meditation to bring out the other side of you. (gulp)
95. You begin to create stories, songs, pictures and ideas which use the werewolf as a point of focus. Only about ten of them a week though. (smirk)
96. You save every last cent you have to make a furry suit out of wool and skulk around the house late at night frightening the cats. (my cousin when he forgets to take his ADD medicen)
97. You have dreams about this place called... Dover... (?)
98. You piss at a practically vertical angle, so you have to go by a tree all the time. (LOL)
99. You can't watch TV anymore because it's so damn flickery.
100. One night, you're sitting at home. Suddenly, you growl loudly and start to make other feral noises, and begin to feel very strange, almost like jelly. Your body begins to heat up like an oven, and you lose all sense of anything. Gradually, you come to, walk out the door, and espy yourself a mirror on the way out. Back at you stares the biggest damn wolf you're ever gonna see. And that wolf .. is you !
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Poem on Child Abuse
My name is Sarah I am but three My eyes are swollen I cannot see I must be stupid I must be mad What else could have made My daddy so mad?
I wish i were better I wish i wernt ugly Then mabe my mommy Would still want to hug me I cant speak at all I cant do a wrong Or else im locked up.
All day long When i awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When mommy does come Ill try and be nice.
So mabe ill get just One whipping tonight Dont make a sound I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlies Bar.
I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall I try and hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now Im starting to cry.
He finds me weeping And shout ugly words He says its my fault That he suffers a work He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more.
I finaly break free And I run for the door He already locked it As I start to brawl He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken "Im sorry", I scream But its now much to late.
His face has been twisted Into unimanginable hate The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God have mercy Oh please let it end!
And finaly he stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.
My name is sarah I am but three tonight my daddy murdered me
Child Abuse Make It Stop!
There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!
I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!
My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.
What a great email it was!!
Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).
Go for it!
SCROLL DOWN!
STOP!
Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.
Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!
If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.
This is scary!
The phone will ring right after you repost!
Friends vs. Best Friends
A good friend will drive you home when you are drunk,
a best friend will be drunk yelling at the cops behind you,"YOU'LL NEVER CATCH US ALIVE COPPERS!!"
A good friend would bail you out of jail,
a best friend would be sitting next to you saying,"MAN, WE SCREWED UP...but at least we had fun..."
A good friend would say," It's okay if you upset," when your down,
a best friend says," Cry me a river, build me a bridge, walk over it, and GET OVER IT!!
A good friend would say," that teacher is mean!!,"
a best friend would walk up to the teacher and scream, "BEGONE DEMON!!"
A good friend would act like a sister and always knock before entering your house,
a best friend would walk right on in and yell," Honey, I'm home!"
A good friend would say,"I'm sorry for your pets death,"
a best friend would be crying their eyes out yelling,"WHY!!"
A good friend would say," i love you girly!" jokingly,a best friend would say,"I'M GAY FOR YOU!!"...seriously.
A good friend would ask,"You alright?" when you fall,
a best friend would be on the floor laughing like a lunitic at how retarded you looked.
A good friend will pat you on the back when your choking,
a best friend would slap you on the face yelling,"SPIT IT OUT ALREADY!!"
a good friend will be there when you are upset.
A best friend will always be with you... even in the bathroom...
a good friend would say,"are you okay?" when someone hurts your feelings,
a best friend would say," HEY! I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT'S ALLOWED TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS!!"
a good friend would let you snuggle up to you when you are at a sleep over,
a best friend would kick you till you wake up and say," Get off me gaywad!!"
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!"
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
Twilight 10 Commandments
I am the best book out there, you shall have no better ones than I.
You shall not take Edward Cullens name in vain.
Remember to keep release dates calendered.
Honor the Cullens for gracing you with their presence.
You shall not kill humans.
You shall not love both Edward and Jacob equally.
You shall not steal Twilight books from your friends to see how they will react when they cant read them anymore.
You shall not lie, for Edward will know that you did anyways.
You shall not covet Edward.
You shall not covet Edwards Volvo, or various Cullen car
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