| Kymme |
Author has written 43 stories for Janet Evanovich. Hi! I am a 29 year old, stuck living in the rural mid-west USA. I'm surrounded by corn and beans most of the year, so I read and write to escape reality once in a while. By trade, I'm a nurse...a night one at that. By passion, I'm a writer and not a very good one, but I love it! During the day time hours, I'm a mom to a set of twin boys who are 7 and an older son that is 11. I have an awesome husband who spoils me rotten and a great extended family that are just a little bit crazy. I'm pretty blessed. I spend a lot of time in the hospital, either as a patient or an employee. I ask for your patience if I don't update my stories regularly. Sometimes life throws us curve balls that are difficult to dodge and lately they've been coming full speed ahead. I'm heading back to work after a long sabbatical, but I am hoping to keep all the balls juggling...work, home, school, and writing. But, I have an addiction to reading, a serious one. I read just about anything I can get my hands on. Some of my favorite authors are Jeaniene Frost, Keri Arthur, Lora Leigh, and JR Ward and Karen Marie Moning. I love the paranormal genre, but will read just about anything once. I've only written fan fic for Janet Evanovich's Stephanie Plum series. I've been fascinated with this series for years...as such, I am a die hard babe. Always have been, always will be. I don't see that changing, even if she ends up with Joe. There's just something about the Cuban God that gives me chills and excellent day dreams. So you will not see any HEA Morelli in my stories, I just don't have it in me. I appreciate reviews and constructive criticism. I use both to work on improving my writing, so I value feedback. However, I ask if you are going to seriously flame me or my writing, that you send me a personal message instead of posting unkind words in the review section. It's good sense and it's polite. And please...if for some reason you do not enjoy my stories or know in advance you are not going to enjoy them, please do not read them. I do not set out to offend anyone, therefore you will find suitable warnings on my material. My stories can be found here, or on BB's yahoo group board. On that note, I hope you enjoy my stories. If not, well I appreciate you checking them out. Happy Reading! | |||||||||
1. Sultry Summer Nights » reviewsA/U story. Stephanie goes on vacation with her family before starting her senior year of college. She finds more than she bargained for and finds her world changing. Warning for cursing, violence, possible smut. A BABE Story. Please R&R! Thanks Sharon!Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,891 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 10-3-09 - Published: 9-27-09 - Stephanie P. & Ranger M.2. Let Her Go » reviewsOne shot, complete. Angst warning. Stephanie says goodbye to an large part of her life. Please R&R!Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,897 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 8-15-09 - Published: 8-11-09 - Complete3. Babe Breakdown reviewsOne-shot, pure fluff. Written for my peeps at BB...you ladies know who you are. My thanks for so much incredible support. Rated for language, mild violence, and serious smut. A Babe story of course! Please R&R!Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,080 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-11-09 - Complete4. Glory » reviewsThis is the chain of events that take place after 'Mercy'. Warnings for angst and language.Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,593 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 6-17-09 - Published: 6-11-095. Sun Stroke reviewsComplete! Funny, short, one-shot written for Kathy who needed some happy in between chapters of 'Glory'. Warning for language. Steph and Ranger hit the beach for fun...sorta!Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-17-09 - Complete6. Rinse and Repeat » reviewsTwo-shot, pure fluff. Nothing but smut. Stephanie is sexually frustrated and Ranger unleashes the beast. Warning for language and sexual content! Please R&R! Thanks!Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,525 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 6-2-09 - Published: 6-1-09 - Complete7. Making of a Monster reviewsOne-shot, short, fluffy story written for Kathy's challenge. Warning for sexual suggestion.Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-5-09 - Complete8. Running on Insanity » reviewsPart of the Running on Empty world. After the epilogue. Meant to be a short story, is becoming a bit longer. Warnings for language, violence, all the good stuff! This is not a cupcake story! Enjoy! Reviews are appreciated!Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,239 - Reviews: 88 - Updated: 3-29-09 - Published: 12-1-089. Erin Go Bragh reviewsOne shot; pure fluff for St. Pat's Day. Stephanie goes a little to far on St. Pat's. HUGE WARNING FOR MASSIVE SMUT! This is not p/c or in character. It's fun though, I think. Oh yeah, it's babe. Happy reading and please review! Thanks!Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,627 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-17-09 - Complete10. I'm Not Her » reviewsChallenge Response turning to story. Steph discovers she's not who she thought she was. Rated for language and adult themes.Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,587 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 3-16-09 - Published: 6-4-0811. Born Again » reviewsStarted as Challenge, turning short story. A Baby Story. Stephanie swears off men and sex for Lent...why? Warnings for sex, language, adult content. Cupcake Warning to be safe. Not P/C, possible A/U. Please read and review! Thanks!Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,555 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 3-11-09 - Published: 3-9-0912. Mercy » reviewsA longer one shot, will stand alone. A Babe Story. Huge warnings for angst. Also warnings for adult content, language, sexual situations, possible violence.Stephanie is faced with something that may be more than she can handle. R&R!Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,904 - Reviews: 111 - Updated: 3-5-09 - Published: 2-21-0913. Plum Painful » reviewsA series of one-shots written for Sue's Pain challenge. Mostly humorous! All Babe! Warnings for language and suggestive content. Pure fluff, no angst! Please R&R! Enjoy!Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,173 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 2-18-09 - Published: 2-11-0914. Bliss reviewsComplete. Long one-shot. A Babe Story. HUGE CUPCAKE WARNING! Not kind to Morelli. Steph finds herself in the one situation she never thought would happen. Mature content, language, smut, and violence. Please R&R! Thanks!Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,482 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 2-4-09 - Complete15. Completely reviewsComplete; Stephanie's POV Her version of the end of Morelli and the path to Ranger. Part of 'Finality' and 'Irrevocably' A babe story. Warnings for language and adult situations. Please R&R, thanks!Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,611 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-15-09 - Complete16. Irrevocably reviewsComplete; one shot. Kind of a supplement to 'Finality'. How they came together,told from Ranger's POV. A babe story. Warnings for language and adult situations. Please read and review, thanks!Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-14-09 - Complete17. Finality reviewsComplete. The end of Steph and Morelli told from Joe's POV. A Babe Story! To be safe, warnings for language, adult themes and a cupcake warning. This is not cruel to Morelli, but no HEA for him either. Please R&R! Thanks!Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-13-09 - Complete18. The Gig of My Dreams » reviewsTwo part one shot. OOC, a little crazy. Ranger and Steph road trip to Miami for a convention and stop in South Carolina for a little 'distraction'. Warnings for language and possible smut. Thanks Sharon and Kathy! A babe story. Please R&R! Thanks!Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,964 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 1-11-09 - Published: 1-8-0919. Lady in Chief reviewsOne shot; Complete. Pure Fluff and humour and a result of too much time on my hands. Posted for the challenge Kathy met. Warnings for bizarre and not politically correct situations. OOC, language, etc. A babe story.Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-10-09 - Complete20. Torched reviewsSequel to 'Singed'. Warnings abound for violence,angst, smut, language, and everything else. Probably won't make sense unless you read Singed. A Babe Story. An action packed, emotional ride. My thanks to Sharon and Kathy for the help. Please R&R!Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 1-9-0921. Singed » reviewsComplete! Sequel to 'Burned' kinda . Told from Ranger's POV. Warnings for language, violence, and smut. If you haven't read 'Burned', this probably won't make sense. A babe story. Please R&R! Thanks!Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,273 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 1-8-09 - Published: 12-29-08 - Complete22. All Hail Babe reviewsComplete; Longer one shot. The result of what happens when Stephanie takes matters into her own hands. Based on a late night conversation that became more. Thanks Sharon! A babe story. Warnings for smut, language, etc. Please R&R!Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,737 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 1-4-09 - Complete23. Running On Empty » reviewsA/U Story: Steph is accused of murder, goes FTA, and meets the mysterious man in black. Warning for language and smut; adult situations. A Babe Story. Now Complete!Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 102,672 - Reviews: 135 - Updated: 11-16-08 - Published: 6-4-08 - Complete24. Deuces Wild » reviewsSequel to Extraordinary. Steph's first mission with Ranger. Chaos, trouble, and fun. Rating changed to M for Violence and language warnings,and smut. LARGE CUPCAKE WARNING! Not kind to Morelli!Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,817 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 11-6-08 - Published: 10-6-0825. Burned reviewsOne shot, long! Stephanie has finally had enough and moves on. A babe story. Warnings for smut, language, violence, adult content. Complete!Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,271 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-11-08 - Complete26. Triple Threat » reviewsSequel to Double Trouble. Ranger and Stephanie find themselves facing additional threats. Warning for adult language, themes, violence, and smut. Large CUPCAKE WARNING! This story is not kind t Joe Morelli.Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 85,081 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 10-6-08 - Published: 6-25-0827. Extraordinary » reviewsSomething is missing from Steph's life and she attempts to find it. Warning for language and some violence. This is OOC and a somewhat A/U. This is not a cupcake story, therefore a LARGE CUPCAKE WARNING! Now Complete!Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,200 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 10-5-08 - Published: 9-28-08 - Complete28. The Past as I knew it » reviewsA challenge, one shot as of now. We'll see for the future. A babe story. Enough said. Rated for language at this time, subject to change at will.Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,262 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 9-30-08 - Published: 8-3-0829. A Little Bit of Wonderful reviewsOne shot, angst. Follows my short story, 'What the Hell' and part of the DT/TT world.Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-7-08 - Complete30. Petunia and Bomber reviewsOne shot, humour. This could be part of the Running on Empty world, maybe. It's just fluff I've written. Hope you enjoy!Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-28-08 - Complete31. No Answer reviewsShort,One shot. Takes place during Running on Empty. Rated for language,adult themes. Stephanie gets revenge on Ranger.Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-27-08 - Complete32. Stephanie's Strikes reviewsOne shot,humor. Follows Batman's Balls story. Warnings for language.Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-27-08 - Complete33. So Much More reviewsOne shot; Could be part of the Running on Empty future...or not. Just a possiblity.Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-16-08 - Complete34. Mr and Mrs Bombshell reviewsOne shot. Could be part of the Double Trouble/Triple Threat world or can stand alone. Rated for language and adult themes.Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-16-08 - Complete35. Timing is Everything » reviewsShort Story...Part of the Double Trouble/Triple Threat future...one possible scenarioJanet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,490 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-7-08 - Complete36. Batman's Balls reviewsA short,one shot. Part of the Double Trouble/Triple Threat world.Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-6-08 - Complete37. Down on the Farm reviewsPart of the Double Trouble/Triple threat world. One shot. Ranger and Stephanie go on a field trip.Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-28-08 - Complete38. Passionate Purple reviewsA short; Part of the Double Trouble/Triple Threat universe. A Babe story, kinda.Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-27-08 - Complete39. Double Trouble » reviewsA/U Story, characters will be OOC. Stephanie finds herself at the center of attention, has attracted a unknown stalker, and more. Warning, adult themes, violence, smut. CUPCAKE WARNING NOT KIND TO MORELLI. You've been warned.Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 107,615 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 6-25-08 - Published: 6-8-08 - Complete40. Crazy reviewsPart of the Double Trouble World...occurs sometime during Stephanie's pregnancy.Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-12-08 - Complete41. Country Cruisin reviewsSteph and the girls learn the finer aspects of country cruising on a night out. Rater for language. One Shot.Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-8-08 - Complete42. A Promise reviewsOne Shot written for a challenge. Ranger shares an embarrassing story with Stephanie. Warning, adult content and language.Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-7-08 - Complete43. The Surprise » reviewsSort of an A/U...Ranger and Stephanie are married, he surprises her. A three part series. Rating for adult situations and language, mild smut. You've been warned!Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,849 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-6-08 - Complete