| Vampirerex1 |
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Author has written 11 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Transformers, CSI: Miami, Hellboy, Wrestling, Ninja Turtles, Expendables, and Avengers. BEFORE I start going on about myself, there are some other things that you need to know. I'm an abrupt person, so I'll say what's on my mind. If I don't like something, then I'll tell you that I don't like it and I don't care if it offends you or not. I'm not a very social person due to my having ASD and ADHD, so if you've managed to gain the title FRIEND on here, then kudos to you. I enjoy many things and don't like a lot of things but that'll all come later, for now, I'll tell you what stories I DO support on this site and what stories I DON'T support on this site. The stories that I DO support are stories that include romance, action, comedy etc. Stories with a good plotline and that I am interested in as well as stories with good spelling and grammar. If I read your story and it has some or all of these points, then you can expect a review full of praise. I'm into that sort of thing and find it praiseworthy if you can actually create a story that I am both interested in and can actually understand. I do actually enjoy reading well written fanfictions and they often provide me with inspiration for my own stories. The stories that I DO NOT support are stories that include MPreg, Rape, Incest etc. Stories that have virtually no plotline and are uninteresting as well as stories with bad spelling and grammar. If your story has any of these bad points, then you can expect a flame from me. Saying that you are not from the US or the UK is no reason to have poor spelling and grammar in your fanfiction as there is a spell checker on the document manager as well as various online sites that can check your document for spelling and grammar mistakes. So for the sake of all eyes and minds, USE THEM! Now I can tell what you're thinking to yourself, this site is called fanfiction right? Well, even if it is fiction, there's still some fact to the fiction on many cases and those people who think that men can get pregnant...well you need professional help. It's logically impossible for men to get pregnant and if you are into that kind of thing well...need I say more? Also, as much as people have the right to express their own opinion and I appreciate that, but I will tell you now, the stories that I write aren't written for me, I get bored of my stories once I write them. I write my stories for my readers and if you as a reader don't like my stories, then that's fine don't review on them. If you have Constructive Criticism then go ahead and give it to me but I ask that you do so politely. Anyway, I hope that you enjoy all of my stories and don't forget to review on them. I will make it my personal challenge, that if you are a member of the site and have stories of your own and you review on my stories, I will review yours. Stories I WILL leave a nice/ConCrit review on - Stories with good grammar. Stories I Will Not leave a nice/ConCrit review on - Stories with poor grammar. So...about me... Name: Vampirerex1 Age: I don't feel like telling you that Gender: Female Height: 5'4" Eye Colour: Green Interests: Animals, Fanfiction, Prehistory. Favourite movies: Ironman, Hellboy, Hellboy II: The Golden Army, Transformers, Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen, Transformers: Dark Of The Moon, Superman, Superman Returns, The Expendables, The Expendables 2, Journey 2: Mysterious Island, Antz, The Ant Bully, A Bugs Life and many more. Favourite TV Programmes: Primeval, Natural Wonders, Natural World, Life of Mammals, Life of Birds, Blue Planet, Walking With Dinosaurs, Walking With Beasts, Walking With Monsters, Knight Rider, Storm Chasers, The Vampire Diaries, Person Of Interest, Beauty and the Beast, Ice Road Truckers and many more. My stories and their Status' Same Difference: A 17 year old, home schooled girl finds herself in the world of Pirates Of The Caribbean. Along the way, she finds love in an unlikely place and finds a new family to look after her. Story Status: Complete! Same Difference: Returning home: After ten years in the POTC world and ten years on her own, Emily Francis has someone else to look after. With a child in tow, she and Maccus must make it as a family. Story Status: On Hiatus! I Don't Wanna Stop: Revised: Two transfans are zapped into the world of Transformers where everything begins to go wrong. Jenny Smith and Jasmine Smart have to make their way in a world that is unknown to them, all the while, they are chased by Decepticons and have trust issues with the Autobots. This story is...On Hiatus Hells Angel & Heavens Demon: Two friends from an illegal wrestling company get invited into the WWE. Along the way, they make friends, enimies and potential lovers in their mentors. Story Status: On Hiatus Some Things Best Forgotten: A young girl finds hope with the turtles after they save her one night; in time she and Raphael begin to fall for each other. However, things aren't all they seem when Leonardo begins to fall for his brother's girlfriend and Sapphire has to leave for two years. Story Status: Complete! The Demon and The Pussycat: A goddess in human form gets left on the streets of New York and it's up to the BPRD to take care of her and show her the right direction. Along the way, she finds out her true nature and calling and she finds love with the famous red ape. Story Status: On Hiatus Zeus' Goddess: After the match between the WRB champion Zeus and the underdog Atom. Tak Mashido wants to scrap the tall bot. Charlie and Max intervene and take Zeus to Charlie's good friend, who makes some changes and helps Zeus find the lighter things in life. Story Status: On Hiatus Becker's Girl: After Sarah's unfortunate death going through the anomalies to search and attempt to rescue Abby, Danny and Connor, the ARC employs a new Palaeontologist to help them. During her employment at the Anomaly Research Centre, she endures running from terrible beasts, raising her two little kittens and she has to cope with two problems, One: The fact that two men are fighting over her & Two: The prospect of falling in love with one of these men. Story Status: In The Stages Of Being Re-Written The Winner Takes It All: A level 3 CSI must face tremendous challenges in her personal life and her work life to get to the places she wants to go. One of these places is by the side of Lieutenant Horatio Caine in both their personal and work lives, but to do this, they must first court one another. Not as easy as it sounds when you're Horatio Caine or Carlotta Speranza. Story Status: On Hiatus Felis Leo: A feline mutant is brought into S.H.I.E.L.D after Fury receives information of another alien invasion in the near future. At first, the woman is hesitant to be there, but she soon makes friends with Bruce Banner/Hulk and the God of Thunder himself Thor. Story Status: In Progress! A Non-Expendable Expendable: Set before the first Expendables, the team acquire an ex-army lieutenant who has some problems with nightmares, but is able to get the job done. There’s only two problems. One: Gunnar likes the look of her and 2: She’s already in a relationship with a soon to be familiar face. Story Status: In Progress! Love And Monsters: The story of Vanessa Leo, from birth to how she became an Avenger and found love in the process. This story begins with the day Vanessa Leo is born and will follow her through all of life's challenges from being bullied at school and almost killing her bullies to the death of her adoptive father to when she is invited to fight with S.H.I.E.L.D (This story isn't connected to Felis Leo) Story Status: In Progress! When Two Worlds Collide: When two sisters are left a house by their grandfather, they think that life is going to go on with it being normal. Little do they know that the house is a well known base for a group of drug dealers who are being chased by The Expendables. Join them as they lose their grandfather, adapt to living in his house, get taken hostage, meet the Expendables, try to go back to what could be called a normal life and find love along the way. (This story is co-written with thebloodyrose77) Story Status: In Progress! If you wish that Castiel was your guardian angel, copy and paste this onto your profile! 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You Say Miley Cyrus, I Say Hinder! You Say Zac Efron, I Say Taylor Lautner! You Say Pop, I Say Rock You Say I'm Weird I Say I'm Different XP PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sometimes I wish I could be like the white crayon in the box. That way, no one would ever use me. I don't smoke, there are cooler ways to die. There is a "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, "us" in trust, and "if" in life. And after Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F. Oh so you can join the army when your 16, but you have to be 21 to drink? If 2012 does begin to happen ..We'll just have Kanye interrupt it And then God created Saturn ..and he liked it, so he put a ring on it. People say you can't live without love.. I think oxygen is more important XD The guy who discovered milk, what the hell was he doing with the cow? When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. If you can't convince them, confuse them. Remember this, if someone is bothering you. It takes 40 muscles to frown, but it takes only three to stick up your middle finger and say, "Bite me!" My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem... Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder. When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout. Perfect men are only fictional. Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is man's way of saying you can't fire me, I quit. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. Remember: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. I'm not a complete idiot --Some parts are missing. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. God must love stupid people; He made so many. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory. The trouble with life is there's no background music. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on. I WILL KILL SENTINEL PRIME!!!!!!!!!! copy and paste if you wanna help. Add your name :D. Serenity Prime. Feylin Merisel Pax. itachigirl250, Vampirerex1 LIST YOUR FAVORITE WWE SUPERSTARS AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE GAME: 1- KANE 2- UNDERTAKER 3- CM PUNK 4- REY MYSTERIO 5- BRODUS CLAY 6- KOFI KINGSTON 7- RANDY ORTON 8- SIN CARA 9- JOHN CENA 10 - STONE COLD Then ask the following questions What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night Me: AHHHHH! Kane: Don't scream, I'm not going to hurt you Me: AHHHHHH! Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? CM Punk: What the... Me: OMG...get the hell out. Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? Rey Mysterio: No way in hell John Cena: I don't swing that way...sorry Rey Me: Ewww Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? Me: Hmmm...me likey Kofi Kingston: I agree *Looks over at Vampirerex Me: Look all you want sweetie. Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? Me: AHHHHH... Randy Orton: What the... Me: I don't want you to be part of my family *Cries* Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? Me: What happened? Sin Cara: "..." Number 9 made fun of your friends? Me: Come here you stupid little fruity pebble John Cena: Hehe! Number 10 ignored you all the time? Me: Steve Stone Cold: ... Me: Steve Austin Stone Cold: ... Me: Okay, I'll just go drink all your beer Stone Cold: You leave my beer alone! Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? Me: KANE! Kane: Nothing will happen to you, I promise Me: My hero Kane: Your monster you mean. It's your birthday. What does 3 get you? CM Punk: Uh...here's a shaving kit Me: Uh...what'm I supposed to do with this? CM Punk: Shake your head and join the SES You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? Me: Rey! Rey runs into the house and grabs me, running out with my 10st ass over his shoulder Me: Thanks Rey Rey: You heavy. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? Brodus Clay: I really wouldn't I take off my top anyway and remember I have no bra on. Me: BRODUS! Brodus Clay: I warned you You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction? Me: Uh...well...that's a little uh... Stone Cold: Sudden? Me: *Nods* Yeah Kane: I will take what is yours Steve Austin Me: Man I love it when he goes all...monstery You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? Me: So he just told me he doesn't love me no more. I'M supposed to be the one who dumps HIM not the other way around. Randy Orton: Shall I go RKO him? Me: *Nods* Yeah, and punt him. You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? John Cena: Come on girl...you can do it! Me: I can?! John Cena: Yeah you can! Me: Awesome! You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? Stone Cold: *Throws ice cold water over Vampyrex Me: *Stops laughing and stands there shivering and wet* Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? Kane: I'm a monster, you should be having nightmares about me. Me: You're not a monster and my dreams are anything but nightmares Kane: *raises eyebrow* Really now? Me: *Blushes bright red* Uh huh. Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9. John Cena: As I told Rey, I don't swing that way, sorry deadman Undertaker: And there was me thinking I had a shot. Me: There, there Taker. Undertaker: *Choke slams John Cena* You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along? CM Punk: Uh...mom, dad...this is uh...Vampirerex1 Me: Uh...hi CM Punk's Parents: "..." CM Punk and Me are thrown out. Me: That went well Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? Me: Not if I can help it. No offence Brodus, but Kofi's mine. Brodus Clay: None taken Kofi Kingston: No offence, but I don't swing that way. Me: Exactly Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do? Me: I knew it1 Kofi Kingston: What! How'd you know!? Me: You're too hot to only have one girlfriend. You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? Me: Uh...I have a snake looking at me Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her? Me: Don't fret Sin Cara...you'll find someone Sin Cara: I will? Me: Yeah...sure you will. Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what? Me: Ummm, nice to know and everything. But I'm not the relationship type. John Cena: Oh man! Me: Sorry! You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? Me: Umm, can I join in? Kane: If you must Stone Cold: Did ya bring some more beer? Me: Yeah and cool. Kane: *Kisses Vampyrex* You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking? Me: Well, maybe they got caught up. *Walks to door and hears moaning and the bed squeaking* Me: Ohkay. I'll just...leave. Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? Me: Never! Kofi Kingston: Huh? Me: Sorry, Kane and Kofi really do not go together, unless I'm in the middle of them. Would 2 trust 5? Undertaker: No Brodus Clay: Why not Undertaker: I trust no one Brodus Clay; You're dead, you don't really need to trust anyone. Undertaker: "..." Me: Alright. Jeremy Kyle show comin' up. Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that? Stone Cold: You wanna do that again. Rey Mysterio: *Pokes him again* Stone Cold: *Gives Rery Snake eyes* If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make? Me: What's for dinner? Kofi Kingston: Italian CM Punk: Chinese Me: Oh, Italian and Chinese, me likey 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? Me: Randy would be...a male stripper and John would be...a...movie star John: I already am. 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay? Brodus Clay: No way Sin Cara: Why not? Brodus Clay: Because I like my mo. 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy? Kofi Kingston: That's kinda...familiar John Cena: It should be Me: *Looks at picture and smiled at John* Wow, that's actually pretty good. Is that me? John Cena: Yeah Kofi Kingston: Wow. 1 accidentally kicked 10? Me: Uh...oh. Stone Cold: Snake eyes! Kane: Chokeslam! Me: Uh Oh 2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 8 got it. What would happen? Sin Cara: What the! Undertaker: Uh...that's nothing. Sin Cara: Uh... Undertaker: Uh... 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday? Kofi Kingston: Why didn't you invite me? Me: My mom said no Kofi Kingston: *Nods* Fair enough Me: But then again, she said no to Kane too. 7 won the lottery? Randy Orton: I'm a triple billionaire! Me: You don't look like Bruce Wayne 8 had quite a big secret? Sin Cara: Not telling Me: Please? Sin Cara: no 9 became a singer? John Cena: Already am Me: That's true John Cena: Am I good? Me: Maybe. 10 got a daughter? Me: He has a few children and daughters Stone Cold: True Me: See What would 1 think of 2? Kane: He's my brother Undertaker: He's deranged Me: You're both hot! How would 3 greet 4? CM Punk: Shortie Rey Mysterio: Alcoholic What would 4 envy about 5? Rey Mysterio: His size Brodus Clay: Hope you mean my height Rey Mysterio: Yeah What dream would 5 have about 6? Brodus Clay: One where I'm kicking his ass Kofi Kingston: More like me kicking your ass Me: Uh... What do 6 and 7 have in common? I take a look at Kofi Kingston and Randy Orton Me: They're both wrestlers Kofi Kingston and Randy Orton: Duh! Me: Hehe! What would make 7 angry at 8? Randy Orton: Him kicking out of my RKO Sin Cara: Just because I'm more agile than you Randy Orton: I'm a snake! Where would 8 meet 9? Sin cara: In the Ring John Cena: You're on! What would 9 never dare to tell 10? John Cena: I'm your son! Stone Cold: NO! Me: That's just messed up. What would make 10 scared of 1? Stone Cold: Nothing Kane: "..." Stone Cold: I'm not afraid of you Kane. Is 3 Gay? CM Punk: Hell no! These are the links to my forums: http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/TMNT-Private-Forums/116324/ - TMNT Private RP Forums - For Private RP's only. Please PM me if you wish to join or I'll invite you to join. http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/Naruto-Private-RPs/118525/ - Naruto Private RP Forums - For Private RP's only. Please PM me if you wish to join or I'll invite you to join. http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/The-Expendables-Private-RPs/124570/ - The Expendables Private RP Forums - For Private RP's only. Please PM me if you wish to join or I'll invite you to join. http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/Doctor-Who-Private-RP-Forums/117533/ - Doctor Who Private RP Forums - For Private RP's only. 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From: kawaiilovejones, in response to my review on her story 15 and mpreg ok im not from the u.s so some of my spelling wrong but motherf*ck the wed site is called fanfiction hint on fiction motherf*ck mpreg like do know what fiction mean let me tell you it something feigned, invented, or imagined; a made-up story so you dont know what fiction is so you stop writeing fanficition My reply: 1. Spell check all story and poetry. There is no excuse for not performing this duty. If you do not have a word processor that has the spell checking feature, use a search engine such as to find one. 2. Proofread all entries for grammar and other aspects of writing before submission. 'Hot off the press' content is often riddled with errors. No one is perfect but it is the duty of the writer to perform to the best of his/her ability. 3. Respect the reviewers. Not all reviews will strictly praise the work. If someone rightfully criticizes a portion of the writing, take it as a compliment that the reviewer has opted to spend his/her valuable time to help improve your writing. 4. Everyone here is an aspiring writer. Respect your fellow members and lend a helping a hand when they need it. Like many things, the path to becoming a better writer is often a two way street. 5. Use proper textual formatting. For example: using only capital letters in the story title, summary, or content is not only incorrect but also a disregard for the language itself. There is a spell checker on the document manager and there was no excuse as to why you couldn't use it. And saying you're not from the U.S isn't a reason, because I'm not from the U.S either, I'm from England which is NOT in the U.S. I'm not being rude to you, although you were insignificantly rude to me by calling me a MotherF*ck. I won't stop writing fanfiction because I have been doing this for longer than you. if you don't like the fact that I have actually spent some of my precious and valuable time on attempting to read and reviewing on your story, then that's your problem. I don't take kindly to people throwing profanities at me, and all because of a little review that you don't like. How old are you...5? Get used to the fact that not EVERYBODY is going to like your stories, not EVERYBODY likes mine, but you don't see ME complaining. In actuallity, I was TRYING to help you. I'm sure you're aware of the keys on your laptop/computer's keyboard the 2 key also has the little " on it as well. All you have to do is press Shift and 2 and you'll get the little " mark. If you want your stories to not be reviewed on because of your poor punctuation, then continue the way you are going. As I have said, I am not generally a mean person, but I don't take kindly to having profanities thrown at me just because you don't like the fact that I even BOTHERED or CARED to tell you about the punctuation. Dear, it is not ME who should stop writing, it is you. I know very well what FICTION is and I know very well that MPREG is mostly frowned upon by many people because it is simply NOT POSSIBLE. Men do NOT have the parts to reproduce, find me a man who can reproduce by having his own child and giving birth to his own child, through that little thing called a phallus, then I will gladly say that I was wrong and that MPREG is indeed possible. That's enough of my rant and I'm going to leave you in peace...for now. | |||||||||
1. Same Difference: Returning home » reviewsSequel to Same Difference. Emily Francis is alone in the world, living with Hammerhead sharks, she's found she can live both on land and in the sea. Full sum inside R&R please? Maccus/OCPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,537 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 5-1-13 - Published: 9-3-11 - Davy Jones & Maccus2. When Two Worlds Collide » reviewsThe future depends on what we do in the present – Mahatma Ghandi. When two girls inherit a house from their grandfather, they don't realise that said house will bring an adventure of a lifetime for them. Set before the first movie. Co-written with thebloodyrose77.Expendables - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,656 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-27-13 - Published: 3-21-13 - Gunnar Jensen & Toll Road3. Some Things Best Forgotten » reviews"I used to think that maybe I'd found my place in the world, my little niche, a place that I could call home, where I belonged…" Sapphire's life has been turned upside down and inside out, will she be able to make it up to the two boys who love her? Rated T for now, but rating may change. first one so please be nice? R&R Raph/OC/Leo. COMPLETE!Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,343 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 4-27-13 - Published: 8-17-12 - Raphael & Leonardo - Complete4. Love and Monsters » reviewsOur life's a stage, a comedy; either learn to play and take it lightly or bear its troubles patiently - palladas. Vanessa Leo isn't your typical human woman. She was born with feline DNA laying dormant until she is electrocuted when she is three. From then on her life is turned upside down, but can she find love in an unlikely place? Full sum inside, NOT CONNECTED TO FELIS LEO.Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,068 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4-26-13 - Published: 3-14-13 - Hulk/Bruce B.5. A Non-Expendable Expendable » reviewsEvery night it was the same, she remembered it all like it was yesterday - What if The Expendables had a female member? Written before the first Expendables so gives me plenty of time to write in my OC. Rated T for now, but rating will most probably change. Gunnar/OC, Maggie/OC, Barney/Maggie.Expendables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,658 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3-12-13 - Published: 2-11-13 - Gunnar Jensen & Barney Ross6. Felis Leo » reviewsVanessa Leo isn't your average human woman, she is in fact a feline mutant who was born with half feline DNA. When she is called to see Nick Fury and offered a place in the Avengers Initiative, will she accept? Will she even find love with an other worldly man? Perhaps even a god? Or will her loyalties lie with the so called 'Monster' that is The Hulk? Rated M for future chapters.Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,578 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 2-21-13 - Published: 2-19-13 - Hulk/Bruce B.7. Hells Angel & Heavens Demon » reviewsDynamite and Jayme Stevens are the two new divas in the WWE. Dynamite is a feisty, redheaded woman and Jayme is a timid little mouse haired woman. What happens when they're turned against each other by the other divas in the WWE? Will their friendship be strong enough to survive the rough and tumble, or will it crumble at their feet. Rated M. ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,204 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 9-17-12 - Published: 6-24-12 - Kane & John Cena8. The Winner Takes It All » reviewsCarlotta Speranza is a beautiful Spanglish CSI who works in close relation with a certain red headed lieutenant, whom she just so happens to have a crush on. full summary inside. T for now, will change to M though. Horatio/OC. ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,052 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-19-12 - Published: 4-2-12 - Horatio C.9. The Demon and The Pussycat » reviewsMosi Magaskawee is a terrified shape shifter, after her parents and family are killed, she is left for dead on the streets of New York. What happens when she is found by Abe Sapien and Hellboy? How'll she react when she wakes up in the BPRD and what is this strange feeling for the red ape? Rated T for now. Hellboy/OC. ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,941 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-1-12 - Published: 6-12-12 - Hellboy10. I Don't Wanna Stop: Revised » reviewsJenny 'Star' Smith is an obsessed TransFan. When she gets a 'fake' allspark shard, her world begins to tear apart around her and she finds herself in the world of Transformers. But why is she scared, and what can she do for an offlined Jazz? Jazz/OC R&R ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 2-11-12 - Published: 8-15-11 - Ratchet & Jazz11. Same Difference » reviewsEmily Francis is a great fan of POTC and wants to be in one of the movies. What happens when she 'dies' and awakens aboard the Flying Dutchman? Will she make friends with all the Dutchman crew and Davy Jones himself? Maccus/Oc. Please R&R? 1st 1Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,943 - Reviews: 103 - Updated: 8-30-11 - Published: 5-14-11 - Davy Jones & Maccus - Complete
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