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I am angel and i currently have no storys but dats ok cause im awesome any way!! 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen down the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this into your profile ღ This is Bunny. Technically I stole this Death By Squishy, who stole it from Iname, who stole it from EarnestinBerlin, who stole it from Sohma-Kitty-10-14, but how can you say no to a bunny?? If you like it, it's up to you for grabs. Copy paste it in your profile, the bunny will rule FF.net someday Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile Answering Machine: (Kagome) “Congratulations! You have won a trip to Hawaii Mr. Urameshi!...Oh wait, wrong prize, my bad! You have really won the privilege of showing your cousin around school tomorrow! And if you fail to collect your prize I will personally shove your head in a toilet and flush! Have a nice day!” Quote Inuyasha: I'VE READ THE BIBLE AND FINALLY BECAME A NUN! Chain Quote Ron: Kagome, Kurama? Kagome: Ron! Ron:How did you get here like that? Kurama: Portkey. Ron: Why is there a portkey linked to my home? That's not right. End Chain Quote Chain Quote Harry, Ron, and Hermione: Kagome, Sesshoumaru, Hiei, what are you doing? Sesshomaru: I was following Kagome. Kagome: And I was following you guys. Hiei: And I was falling the two idiots. End Chain Quote Chain Quote Kagome: I see an un ugly blob and an cow. Inuyasha: Feh, what does it mean? Kurama is waiting for Kagome's answer... Kagome: Simple...Your going to become a farmer and your going to milk a cow. Inuyasha: Wha? End Chain Quote Chain Quote Kagome: Yusuke... You never allowed me to say goodbye. I wish time could flow backwards.I remembered thetime when I first met you and the shock I had when I discovered you still wet your bed at age six. Yusuke: Hey! You can always count on Kagome to embarrass me….even in death! Botan quit laughing! If I could strangle you, I would! Kagome: I remember the time when you called the teacher mom. To think a punk like you would call for your mom in school. It was adorable Yusuke: Okay, let go! Didn't you say you can give me my life back? Stupid, she's ruining my reputation. If she doesn’t shut her trap, everyone's going to think I'm some softy or weak kid. Botan: We can go after I hear what else she has to say! End Chain Quote Chain Quote Naruto: Where are you guys gonna stay anyway? Kagome: Riku owns a place around here... Naruto: Wait, how does she own a place here, if she lives in the desert? Temari, Kankuro, Gaara, and Kagome at the same time: We honestly don't know... Kankuro: Somehow, I think she killed someone, and took thier house. Riku: Why would you think that? Gaara: Gee, I wonder why... End Chain Quote Chain Quote Kakashi: Ahh, so you and Kagome are dating! I knew it Kagome and Sasuke blushes Kakashi: When's the marrage? Kagome blushes Sasuke: Kakashi, were not dating... Kakashi: Suurreee you aren't... I'm watching you. Everyone sweatdropped. End Chain Quote Chain Quote Naruto: WHY ARE WE WATCHING VEGI TALES! I thought Vegi tales were Muslim, but how are they christian? Kakashi: I don't know! Kagome: You've got to be kidding me! Sasuke: Do you want to sneak away, and make a copy of us? Kagome: Yes! Sasuke: Good, becasue I really want to. End Chain Quote Chain Quote Inuyasha: Why the hell am I here? I read the whole bible! Devil: You didn't read the whole bible, you read the whole DICTIONARY! Jesse Mcartney: Mwa-ha-ha-ackack-ha-ha! Inuaysha: Hey, don't laugh at me! Some girl blew up your head Jesse Mcfartney! End Chain Quote Chain Quote Riku: Don’t fight while he’s flying, I’d rather not crash and burn.. Sora: Oh don’t, worry I was taught well by a duck and a dog! Kagome: That’s reassuring.. End Chain Quote Chain Quote Bankotsu: I saw those picture things in your room and you had copies. I could put those in here. And you’re going to take pictures of today, aren’t you? And hey, you didn’t say anything about what Renkotsu wanted! Kagome : Because Renkotsu is going to use those to keep up with geometry and Suikotsu is going to borrow the set to do the same…Wait a second, geometry doesn’t even exist yet! I take it back. Renkotsu, what the hell would need geometry tools for? RekotsuI have to keep practicing, right? So I won’t forget. Kagome: But it’s not going to help you back in your time… Renkotsu:… End Chain Quote Chain Quote Little Kagome: ...Itachi-nii-san...? Itachi: Yes, Kagome-chan? Little Kagome: Are you kidnapping me? Itachi: No! End Chain Quote Chain Quote "Foolish little brother. You'll never be as strong as me. Because... you...lack... hatre-" "Your mom..." "What was that?" "I said your mom!" "WHAT?" "I SAID YOUR MOM! YOUR MOM! YOUR MOM! YOUR MOM! YOUR MOM! YOUUUUURRR MMMOOMMM!" Panting, Sasuke glared at his brother with pure hatred. Absolute pure hatred. Itachi looked at him in shock. "Sasuke, you do realize that we share the same mo-" "YOUR MOM!" "Sasuke, our mom is dead alrea-" "YOUR MOM!" "LET ME TAL-" "YOUR MOM!" "Sas-" "YOUR MOM!" "YOUR MOM!" "BUT I DIDN"T SAY ANYTHI-" "Y.O.U.R. M.O.M." "THAT'S IT! I GIVE U-" End Chain Quote Chain Quote “Sharringan Kakashi.” said Zabuza with a stern look. Sasuke’s eyes widened at hearing this. “Zabuza…Demon of the Mist.” said Kakashi with an equally serious look on his face as he pulled up his hiate from his eye showing a deep scar. “Uzumaki Naruto…Worlds Greatest Ramen Chef.” said Naruto. All the shinobi present, even the fake hunter-nin in hiding stared at the boy in shock. “What everyone was doing it.” End Chain Quote Sandy that's not the worm." -sponge bob "It's not" -sandy "That's its tounge" sponge bob "Oh ... so... this is ..the ..tounge... and the whole thing is ...the ...(gulp) worm""RUN FOR YOUR LIVES" -sponge bob square pants "Kevin!!" -Gaint jelly fish-Sponge bob square pants HEY PEOPLE!! This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile: My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! Didn't write the poem below! Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them. You shall not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else. You shall have your opinions but shall not insult pairings. You shall avoid them if you hate them. You shall keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing. You shall paste this in your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight, freexflyer, Awsea-mazin-licious, Llama Llama Duck, Yura-chan, Mistress Dementra, Haruka-Hime, Sunstar Kitsune, Penneay7... RACISM IS WRONG! Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image - five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox,kagome yuna's daughter, Justified Assasin, Haruka-Hime, sunstar Kitsune, Penneay7... If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! If you are really random put this on your profile If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile 30 out of 100 kids go to college. The other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are one of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Hillarious Tragedy, Bruce n' Charlie, Kara Hitame, Justified Assassin, Haruka-Hime, Penneay7... If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile, and then go see We Will Rock You! If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you are really random put this on your profile. I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love. Repost this if you agree with it. Kakashi walked out of the mist and stopped a few feet from Zabuza. “Hello, I'll be your executioner today since Naruto wants to save his friends, don't hold it against him, he would have killed you himself if they were safe.” Kakashi announced in a chipper voice, as if he were talking to a friend.-The Tenant, The Sensei- a naruto fanfiction So effin funny!!: One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?" "I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg." In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones. "Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin. "Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones. "God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin. "Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again. The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?" Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!" "Amen," replied the congregation. A good or best friend! These are my best friends I swear A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you. A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you whenyou aren't down anymore. A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial. A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story. A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries. A good friend will ask you why you are crying. A best friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. A good friend helps you when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again. We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a brdge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass best friends. "Best friends through thick and thin! Lessons Learned in life 1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine. A girl and her boyfriend were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle. Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: no it's not. please, it's so scary. Guy: then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now please slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug. (She gives him a big hug) Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, it's really bothering me. The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want his girlfriend to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live, even though that meant he would die. If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile. REMEMBER WHEN ..
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