Author has written 33 stories for Harry Potter, Misc. Books, Cartoon X-overs, Kingdom Hearts, Twilight, A Little Princess, Psych, Annie, NCIS, Princess Bride, Detective Conan/Case Closed, Glee, Tangled, Despicable Me, Monty Python, Gallagher Girls, and Switched at Birth.

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~Here you can find my blog and other stuff~

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"It is always an immeasurable relief when the bell tolls and the doors open unto freedom from the prison-like confines of the claustrophobic classrooms."
- Me, Myself and I

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The Writer’s Oath

I promise solemnly:

1. to write as often and as much as I can,

2. to respect my writing self, and

3. to nurture the writing of others.

I accept these responsibilities and shall honor them always.

Princess Academy, Goose Girl, Enna Burning, River Secrets, and Forest Born, Austenland, The Actor and the Housewife...all written by Shannon Hale!! I LOVE HER! These are also some of the best books ever written...considering I own all of them except the last two. I guess you could say I L-O-V-E, LOVE 'EM!!

Speaking of Shannon Hale, another good author that is similar and reminds me of her is, Jessica Day George. She has written 5 books as far as I know and I have finished reading three of them. The three of which are part of a series, which would be Dragon Slippers, and Dragon Flight, and Dragon Spear. Then there is Sun and Moon, Ice and Snow, and Princess of the Midnight Ball which was my favorite out of all of them.

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE TWILIGHT SERIES! THREE CHEERS FOR STEPHENIE MEYER!!

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Name: Callie, Kira, Anne, or Kiwi. None of these are my real name. Anne is my middle name but my middle name is spelled Ann. No "e" So yeah, any one of those is fine.

Eyes: They switch from blue to a blue-green to a green.

Hair: Sandy Blonde

Live: I live in my own little world, which changes everytime I read or write a book.

Fav food: Spaghetti, or really anything pasta, other then Lasagna.

Fav Colour: Purple

Currently Reading: Wuthering Heights by Emily Brontë. And then I think I'll read it again and again and again...until I have it basically memorised.

Right Now: Strange winter weather for where I live. It's usually freezing cold. Anyone else having freak weather conditions?

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile!

If FanFiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you've ever run into a door of some sort, copy this into your profile

If you've ever pushed a door that said 'pull' or vice versa, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever actually read these things, copy and paste this into your profile.

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and lose when it's weird. If you agree copy this and put it in your profile. (Only sometimes. SHUT UP!)

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...if you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't and you like bagels...copy and paste this in your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (or Geek)

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

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FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Will ask you what is wrong and when you don't reply will walk away and ask again later.

BEST FRIENDS: Will ask you what's wrong, and watch you punch a balloon in silence for nearly two hours, and won't leave.

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

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One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen," replied the congregation.

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Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

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MY FAVORITE QUOTES!!

"I can resist anything but temptation."

"If God was a woman there would be a lot more pregnant men around."

"All those who have telekinesis, raise my hand."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"Doctors say I have a multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."

"Have you ever wondered if this world is another world's hell?"

"Sometimes I wonder 'why is the frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face."

"Did you just stomp you foot? I thought only girls in movies stomped their feet."

"Three wise women would have stopped to ask for directions, got to the stable on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, cooked supper, and there would have been peace on earth..."

"If the first grape you eat is bitter, then you won't bother eating grapes again. If the first grape you eat is a sweet one, then you are willing to search through all the bitter grapes until you find another sweet one."

"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."

"Me- I'm so sorry guys!!

Everyone sitting next to me at the time- What happened?!

Me- I just realized you guys used to be normal.

Everyone sitting next to me at the time- OK...

Me- And then you started to hang out with me, and I turned you into freaks..."

"I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers."

"Insanity is my only means of relaxation."

Palm reader: "-gasp- You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."

"In a world of nonsense, everything something is, it isn't, everything it would be wouldn't, and everything it would be, was."

"You have one advantage over me. You can kiss my ass, and I can't."

"Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it..."

"If you feel like your going to fall, spread out your arms and...learn to fly."

"Smile, people will wonder what your up to." If they know you well enough they will be in on whatever your planning.

To My Friends: when you laugh I laugh, when you cry, I cry. Even when you hurt, I hurt. But when you jump off a bridge, I laugh at you and get a paddle boat to save you."

"I'm sorry, but when you cry, I cry. When you laugh I laugh. When you slip and fall off the sidewalk, onto a muddy hill and slide down that, landing in a very deep puddle in the middle of January, I laugh harder."

"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small people who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing."

"Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken."

"Never regret it if it's wonderful. If it's bad it's experience."

"A simple friend expects you to always be there, but a real friend expects to always be there for you."

"You know the trouble with an eye for an eye? Everybody ends up blind."

"Those that think it permissible to tell white lies soon go colorblind."

"Don't worry about the people in your past; there's a reason they didn't make it to your future."

"Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts."

"All you have to do is call my name, no matter how close or far away."

"How are you? Everything alright? Like to hear from you. Love to see you soon. Obviously I miss you!"

"The truth hurts, so we lie..."

"I'm so outstanding & I don't care if a hater can't stand me."

"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do."

"We were given 2 hands to hold, 2 legs to walk, 2 eyes to see, and 2 ears to listen. But why only 1 heart? Because the other 1 was given to someone for us to find."

"Sometimes you have to put up walls. Not to block people out, but just to see who loves you enough to knock them down."

"Life is to short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones that don't and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it, if it changes your life, let it."

"Life is to short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So wake up in the afternoon, tell the world to screw itself, and then go back to bed."

"Every story has an end but in life, every end is just a new beginning."

"I've learned that goodbyes will always hurt. Pictures never replace having been there, memories good or bad will bring tears, and words can never replace those feelings."

"Sometimes life has a way of putting us on our backs in order to get us to look up."

"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."

"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words."

"Live your life forever young...dream as though you're young forever."

"When you reach for the stars you may not quite get one, but you won't come up with a handful of mud either."

"You are my good feeling and you are my reason for breathing."

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime."

"The only thing wrong with doing nothing is that you never know when you're finished."

"Character is the result of two things: mental attitude and the way we spend our time."

"When you fall for someone you usually get right back up, but I fell so deep it might take a while."

"True friendship isn't being inseparable, it's being separated and nothing changes."

"When you have a dream, desire, or goal always be the one that will accomplish it."

"Imagine your indoors, you see rain rolling down your window and every drop goes its own way."

"I pinky promise we'll always be best friends through whatever. Best Friends Forever!"

"It's as easy as 1. 2. 3./ 1. Keep a smile on your face./ 2. Keep your friends close, your enemies closer./ 3. Live to Love!"

"Pride and Conceit were the original sins of man."

"God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, Courage to change the things I can and the wisdom to know the difference."

"Don't play games with a girl who can play better."

"You know you are in love when you don't want to sleep because reality is BETTER than your dreams."

"It hurts to know you'll never remember the things I will never forget."

"Hate all you want. You can't break the girl who thinks nothing of you."

"I want someone who just wants to be near me. To whisper in my ear. To hold my hand. To put my hair back behind my ear when it falls in my face. To wrap me in his arms, and tell me, he loves me."

"We are so consumed in todays society we forget about the true beauty in this world."

"She's been there: when I cry, when I get heart broken, when I laugh, whenever there's been rough times, when I'm mad, when I'm happy, when I'm jealous, when I'm crazy, when I'm down, when I'm sad, when I'm pretty, when I'm ugly...basically she's been through everything with me, and that's a girl I call: MY BEST FRIEND!!"

"I'm so scared that I'll want to love you forever and you'll only want me for a few moments in your life."

"I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday..."

"Life is about trusting your feelings and taking chances, losing and finding happiness, appreciating the memories & learning from the past and realizing people will always change..."

"What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us."

"If people are laughing behind your back, it's because your ahead of them."

"You talk it, we live it, you're jealous, admit it."

"My friends rock. Your Jealous. End of Story."

"I was lookin' up at the stars...and giving them each a reason why I love you. I was doing great...until I ran out of stars..."

"Tears are the words hearts can't say."

"Just because she comes off strong doesn't mean she didn't fall asleep crying even though she acts like nothing is wrong, maybe, just maybe...she's really good at lying."

"I am just a girl who wants a man to love her...no matter what until the end of time."

"I wanna run with the reckless emotion, find out if love is the size of an ocean, even if I crash down and burn out, at least I'm gonna know what it feels like to feel alive."

"It's hard to wait around for something that you know might never happen. But it's even harder to give up especially when its everything you ever wanted."

"Don't fall for someone unless they are willing to catch you."

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"Matilda's strong young mind continued to grow, nurtured by the voices of all those authors who had sent their books out into the world, like ships onto the sea. These books gave Matilda a hopeful and comforting message, 'You are not alone.'"
Narrator
Matilda (The Movie)

"The things I hate about you: your vain, your games, your insecure, you love me, you like her, you make me laugh, you make me cry, I don't know which side to buy. Your friends their jerks, when you act like them, just know it hurts. I wanna be with the one I know. And the 7th thing I hate the most that you do, you make me love you."
- Miley Cyrus
7 Things

"I love school, too bad classes get in the way."
- Zack Morris
Saved by the Bell

"The movie of my life must be really low-budget."
- Harry Dresden

"Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality."
- Jules de Gaultier

"It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing. Such a little thing."
- Boromir
Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

"Crying in the rain is best when you don't want anyone to know you're crying...that is until you find out your mascara is running and you're under an umbrella..."
- Mizu-no-Hime
www.gaiaonline.com

"It's just music. It's not your life, it's not a movement, it's not a lifestyle. The way you live is a lifestyle- not the clothes you wear, the way you look, or the bands you listen to. No matter how much you wanna argue, your hairstyle, the clothes you wear, and the bands you've liked, have changed in the past 7 years. All of that is just part of life. Have a good time. Quit trying to belong. Don't worry about people accepting you, cuz you have to accept yourself first. In reality that's really all we are all trying for- to be content."
- Tony Lovato

"I don't want a broken heart cuz I'll lose the pieces."
- Weezy

"It's hard to tell who has your back from who has it just long enough to stab you in it."
- Nicole Richie

"Imperfection is beauty, Maddness is genius, And it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring."
- Marilyn Monroe

'Fall in love or fall in hate. Get inspired or be depressed. Ace a test or flunk a class. Make babies or make art. Speak the truth or lie and cheat. Dance on tables or sit in the corner. Life is divine chaos. Embrace it. Forgive yourself. Breath. And enjoy the ride.
- Solbeam

"Always the innocent are the first victims, so it has been for in the past, so it is now."
- Ronan (Sorcerers Stone, pg. 253)

"To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure."
- Dumbledore (Sorcerers Stone, pg. 297)

"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity."
- Martin Luther King Jr.

"You know what's wrong with you, Miss whoever-you-are? You've got no guts. You're afraid to stick out your chin and say, 'Okay, lifes a fact, people do fall in love, people do belong to each other, because that's the only chance anybody's got for real happiness.' You call yourself a free spirit a "wild thing," and you're terrified somebody's gonna stick you in a cage. Well baby, you're already in that cage. You built it yourself. And it's not bounded in the west by Tulip, Texas, or in the east by Somali-land. It's wherever you go. Because no matter where you run, you just end up running into yourself."
- George Peppard
A.K.A Paul Varjak
Breakfast At Tiffanys

"It should take you four seconds to cross from here to that door. I'll give you two."
- Audrey Hepburn
A.K.A Holly Golightly
Breakfast At Tiffanys

"The blues are because you're getting fat and maybe it's been raining to long, you're just sad that's all. The mean reds are horrible. Suddenly you're afraid and you don't know what you're afraid of. Do you ever get that feeling?"
- Audrey Hepburn
A.K.A Holly Golightly
Breakfast At Tiffanys

"I already know an awful lot of people and until one of them dies I couldn't possibly meet anyone else."
- Audrey Hepburn
A.K.A Regina Lambert
Charades

"Excuse me gentlemen, I must get me to a typewriter and hammer out the story of an atheist who believes in God."
- E.K. Hornbeck
Inherit the Wind

DRUMMOND (Calling) "Say-you forgot-"

(But RACHEL and CATES are out of earshot. He weighs the volume in his hand; this one book has been the center of a whirlwind. Then DRUMMOND notices the Bible, on the JUDGES bench. He picks up the Bible in his other hand; he looks from one volume to the other, balancing them thoughtfully, as if his hands were scales. He half-smiles, half-shrugs. Then DRUMMOND slaps the two books together and jams them in his brief case, side by side. Slowly, he climbs to the street level and crosses the empty square.)

The curtain falls.

- Drummond
Inherit the Wind

"It was the least I could do. I always do the least I can do."
- Alan Alda
A.K.A Hawkeye P.
MASH

"There are no innocent bystanders in hell. War is chock full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander."
- Alan Alda
A.K.A Hawkeye P.
MASH

"I'm not deprived; I'm delinquent. There's a difference you know."
- Jodi Foster
A.K.A Casey Brown
Candleshoe

"It is not weakness to hate to see a cruel deed...it is not bravery to make oneself hard and to close one's eyes to suffering. It is braver far to hate the sight of another's pain."
- Molly (Mary) Jemison
A.K.A Corn Tassel
Indian Captive: The Story of Mary Jemison - By Lois Lenski

"What you get is what you get. What you do with what you get, though...that's more the point."
- Doon's Father
The City of Ember

"Pay close attention to everything, notice what no one else notices. Then you'll know what no one else knows."
- Doon's Father
The City of Ember

"Everyone has some darkness inside. It's like a hungry creature. It wants and wants and wants with a terrible power. And the more you give it, the bigger and hungrier it gets."
- Clary
The City of Ember

"A man would've thrown the books out at the 1st big hill, unless he was trying to please a stubborn woman."
- Missie's Dad
Love Comes Softly

"Nothing' is a waste of time if it adds to the person you are."
- Missie's Dad
Love Comes Softly

"Once you can read you can have every adventure you ever dreamed of. In the pages of a book you are a princess in a tower, or the best shot in the west. In those pages there are no limits to where you can go, who you can be. No one will ever tell you your to young to slay the dragon, 'cause it all happens right here, where it's safe."
- Marty
Love Comes Softly

"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined."
- Henry David Thoreau

"We have the power of words, we can do anything."
- Steve
Blues Clues

"He knew that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one. He knew that sometimes sacrifices have to be made by the individual to protect the group."
- Jonah
The Big Empty: Paradise City - By J.B. Stephens

"Two's company, Three's a team."
- Novo Mundum
The Big Empty: Paradise City - By J.B. Stephens

"You've got to grind, grind, grind, at that grindstone...though childhood slips like sand through a sieve, and all too soon, they've grown and flown..."
- Bert
A.K.A Dick Van Dyke
Mary Poppins

"Just help the people closest to you. You don't have to save the whole world."
- Keely
The Big Empty: Desolation Angels - By J.B. Stephens

"When you need me, but do not want me then I must stay. When you want me, but no longer need me then I must go."
- Nanny McPhee
Nanny McPhee

"Here's the thing about the future, every time you look at it, it changes. Because you looked at it, and it changes everything else."
- Bill Gates
Next

"But Where's the Rum gone!?!"
- Captain Jack Sparrow
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse Black Pearl
(or something like that right?)

"Even the smallest person can change the course of the future."
- Gladriel
Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

"-Friends are like Pokemon: They take some walking to find, skill and work to catch, you can switch them around but never replace them, time to train, it's up to you to give them a potion when they're down, and they're always there."
- poke-puzzlemaster
http://poke-puzzlemaster.deviantart.com/

That should be enough quotes for now :)

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PONDEROUS QUESTIONS!?

What is the speed of dark?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

Have you ever noticed that if you rearrange the letters in mother in law, you get the words, 'Woman Hitler?'

If heat rises, shouldn't hell be cold?

Why is it when we're talking to God, we're praying, but whenever God talks to us, we're crazy?

If a cow laughs hard enough, does milk come out of it's nose?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?

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MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

11. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

12. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

13. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

THE LAWS OF ULTIMATE REALITY

Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

Law of Gravity
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of Random Numbers
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Bio mechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Law of the Theater
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

The Starbucks Law
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Physical Surfaces
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

Brown's Law of Physical Appearance
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

Oliver's Law of Public Speaking
A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

Doctors' Law
If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.

''Life's tough ... it's even tougher if you're stupid.'' - John Wayne