Name: Hmm. Well. Technically, I suppose my name is MK. But you can call me Jewel because I prefer that.
Age: 17
Sex: If you ever saw a picture of me, you could tell that I am quite ostensibly female.
DOB: Well...I'm an Aries
My Heroes: Mel Brooks, Amy Sherman-Palladino, Ben & Jerry, Einstein
Piercings: Eleven
Tattoos: One
Fav. Music: Marilyn Manson . Slipknot . Otep . Avenged Sevenfold . My Chemical Romance . 3Oh!3 . Alice Nine . the GazettE . An Cafe . Miyavi . Nightwish . Within Temptation . Epica . Nirvana . Coldplay . Nickelback . the Offspring . Puddle of Mudd . Evanescence . Mozart . Rimsky-Korsakov . Debussy . Machine Head . the Birthday Massacre . SuG . Muse . LM.C
Fav. Movies: The Nightmare Before Christmas . Corpse Bride . Sweeney Todd . The Lord of the Rings . Star Wars . Pirates of the Caribbean . The Dark Knight
Fav. Non-Anime TV Shows: Survivor . Big Brother . The Amazing Race . House MD . Next . Wipeout . Gilmore Girls
Fav. Mangas/Animes: D.Gray-Man . Bleach . Death Note . Godchild . Vampire Knight . the Wallflower . Junjou Romantica . Ouran High School Host Club

Fav. Bleach Pairings (yaoi): Renji x Ichigo, Renji x Byakuya, Renji x Shuuhei, Ikkaku x Yumichika, Shuuhei x Kira, Ichigo x Grimmjow, Ichigo x Ishida, Shuuhei x Ichigo
Fav. Bleach Pairings (het): Shunsui x Nanao, Kisuke x Yoruichi, Ishida x Nemu
Fav. D.Gray-Man Pairings: Allen x Kanda, Allen x Lavi, Lavi x Tyki, Allen x Tyki

Random Facts About Me:
- In a random poll, I was voted most likely to know how to swear in 12 different languages, most likely to kill a smurf and most likely to become a serial killer ten years down the road.
- I can't stand warm colors, like red, orange and yellow. They make my head hurt.
- I have OCD without overt compulsions. So no, I do not wash my hands a million times a day or anything like that. Instead of it being a physical thing for me, it's mental.
- I am short. I am quite upset by this, as my father lied to me as a child and told me I would be six feet tall. He was off by about a foot.
- For a healthy person, I've had an unusual amount of surgeries - 6.
- My lucky number is 13. Don't even try and tell me it's not lucky.
- I don't actually mind school that much. It's dealing with the people in school that is so exhausting.
- I have horrible eyesight. Without my contacts/glasses, I am legally blind.
- I'm not one of those maternal, babies-are-so-cute-and-awesome type of people, but for some reason, children seem to like me.
- I like to listen to my music really loud in my car. So loud that the floor vibrates and you can't see out the rearview mirror. You hear me before you see me.

More Random Shit:
So yes. This is me. I am a very colorful person with a wide range of interests, with so many problems that you would have to dig up Freud himself to properly psychoanalyze me. The people around me tend to infuriate me for no apparent reason. But it takes a lot to make me angry. I'm placid. Like a Clydesdale. I also have an unhealthy obsession with Jack Skellington, Japan and checking my e-mail. I love all kinds of food and have yet to find something I don't like - except mushrooms. No fungus here, thank you very much. I find science fascinating - anatomy, biology, astronomy, earth science...you name it, I probably like it. A lot of that is probably due to my mother, who is so smart she is not the captain of the Enterprise, she's the goddamn computer. I also tend to ramble on and on about inane things, in case you couldn't guess. And much of that rambling is filled with obscure references that most people tend to not get.

Anyways. After reading the paragraph above, I have deduced that if you got this far and have not turned around and started fleeing for the hills, you are either very kind, of a similar nature, or very, very, very bored. But feel free to read my stories, leave a review, favorite, or just alert. Whatever floats your boat. After all, I aim to please. Although it annoys me when people alert a finished story or a one-shot...I mean, it says complete for a reason, people. Don't make me pull out my dictionary on you. But your support is what keeps me going.

You can also find me HERE on Livejournal. I sometimes post more serious one-shots over there, and my multi-chapter fics here. Or if you just wanted to listen to me rant and rave and stuff, you could always go read those random journal entries I make. Requests? I'm more than happy to fill them, as long as you tell me what you want.

Fanart:
It's not very often that I get fanart. I love it when people draw things for my stories (what author doesn't?), especially since it's all on their own, and they don't have to do that. They just do it out of the goodness of their hearts, haha. So since they do that, they deserve recognition!! So check out their work!!
- Xanthous: Check out THIS scene from the epilogue by Feina

Current Story Info:
- Starlight: Second chapter up, third chapter in progress
- On a Pale Horse: Seventh chapter up, eighth chapter in progress
- Confessions of a Porn Star: Twelfth chapter up, thirteenth chapter in progress
- Tintinnabulation: To be honest, I don't know if I will ever finish this story. As much as I want to, I can't seem to find any inspiration for it anymore, which is a real shame, because I had it all nicely planned out and everything. Maybe someday I will revive it once more. For now at least, it is on a permanent HIATUS status D: