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since: 06-03-08, id: 1594662, Profile Updated: 07-06-09
country: United States
Author has written 9 stories for Office, and Others.

Haven't updated my profile in a while, so...may as well...

I copied the categories from a deviantart profile but the answers are my own.

Mood: Tired

Listening to: WE ARE THE CLASS OF THE CLASS OF 13, BORN IN THE ERA OF HUMILITY...All you Green Day fans out there know that that album was one of the most amazing things ever composed!

Reading: Pride and Prejudice, 21st Century Breakdown lyrics

Watching: The Jesus of Suburbia music video - it has to be one of the best music videos of all time, although Weezer and MCR have some great ones - or The Office, 30 Rock, SNL, and Parks and Recreation, which is hilarious despite the mediocre reviews (critics don't know what they're talking about.)

Playing: The piano (but not well enough for my teacher)

Eating: What my parents and doctor tell me to, as much as I hate it (I'll explain)

Drinking: Water, diet coke, and I just discovered the miracle of black coffee (which I'm not allowed to have anymore :( )

Current Residence: My head

Interests: Writing, playing the piano, reading, skiing, attempting to draw

Favourite movie: The Princess Bride and Pulp Fiction. Constrasting, I know, but...yeah. I also love Something About Mary, Annie Hall, Fight Club, and Office Space.

Favourite band or musician: GREEN DAY, Nirvana, Hole, (heroin is evil and bad but it worked wonders for my ipod), Foo Fighters, Soundgarden, Weezer, Pearl Jam, Blue October, Linkin Park, No Doubt, Paramore, Alanis Morisette, R.E.M, The Ramones, The Donnas, The Clash, Talking Heads, Amy Winehouse, Kate Nash, Fleet Foxes, Tokyo Police Club, My Chemical Romance, Ludo, Nine Inch Nails, Ting Tings, MGMT, Ida Maria, Muse, Franz Ferdinand, Bush, Cake, Blur, (90's bands loved monosylabic nouns) Death Cab for Cutie, The Academy Is, Blink-182, Sum 41, Foxboro Hot Tubs (and yes, I know they're really Green Day), Violent Femmes...the list goes on...

Favourite genre of music: Here we go: Pre-punk, punk, post-punk, alternative, grunge, some emo, indie, and indie pop.

Favourite artist: Not an art expert, but...I don't know, Van Gogh? His art has so much life in it, it almost moves. It's just incredible.

Favourite poet or writer: George Orwell, Kurt Vonnegut, Kurt Cobain, Billie Joe Armstrong (songwriting IS poetry, after all...)

Favourite style of art: Writing. Hey, it's an art form!

Operating System: Windows Vista...and yes it is crappy, but it does the job and I have a pretty good antivirus system so it hasn't slowed to an impossible pace yet.

Wallpaper of choice: Oceans, skies, or funny stuff. I cringe every time I see celebrity-themed wallpaper, especially Robert Pattinson. What do people see in him? Gerard Way is much hotter. (Sorry, emo-haters. Had to say it. Even though he's 31.) ( Plus, you shouldn't hate emo-ness. Emo-ness is awesome.)

Favourite game: There are a couple on deviantart I like...I also like tag.

Favourite cartoon character: Randy from South Park

Personal Quote: "Everyone's weird. If you're not weird, you're incredibly boring to the point that no one wants to hang out with you, and once people see you all alone they think you're weird, so...there you go. Everyone's weird."

Tools of the Trade: My brain, my computer, my piano

Sorry it's been FOREVER since I've written. The last couple of weeks have been brutal for me. First I got the flu right before graduation, then I went to graduation sick, then I got in all this trouble with my parents. And the worst part is that recently (like, less than a week ago) I was diagnosed with an eating disorder and now my parents are making me gain weight. I hate it more than anything but my doctor says it's affecting my heart. I'm not trying to host a pity party, but I just want everyone to understand in case I don't update for a while or my fics seem really depressed or I go on a rant about food that makes absolutely no sense. I also want people to know that I am NOT endorsing eating disorders, that it is making my life HELL and that if anyone's thinking about starving themselves, it's just not worth all the frustration and anxiety and not being able to go out for dinner without crying. I'm getting help, and I'll be okay. But seriously, starving yourself and becoming obsessed with weight are two of the stupidest things you can do.

On the bright side, some wallabies in Australia ate some poppy plants and formed crop circles when they started hopping in circles because they were high. :)

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1. Treble comes to Scrantonicity II reviews
A features article about one of the most exciting new bands in the Dunder Mifflin office building! The closest thing to a fanfic I'm going to be able to upload for a loooooooong time...
Office - Rated: K - English - Parody/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-12-09 - Andy B. & Kevin M. - Complete
2. Something Blue » reviews
Jim and Pam prepare for their wedding and for their little bundle of joy...or, in Jim's case, worry. Meanwhile, Dwight fights with Andy over Erin, but also fights thoughts that he may still love Angela. Plus: Creed! K for now...
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-15-09 - Published: 7-9-09
3. Scranton Kim » reviews
Crossover between The Office and Kath and Kim. When Kath and Phil move to Scranton, Kim comes along and gets a job as a receptionist in a local paper company. Involves JAM. Rated T for language and dialouge.
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,870 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-8-08 - Published: 11-1-08
4. An Interesting Week » reviews
We all know the office is...interesting. But when a disappearance, a murder attempt, and a ban on vocal sounds throw the office into chaos, the only person who can solve the case is the one you'd least expect. T for language and whatnot. *Now Complete!
Office - Rated: T - English - Mystery/General - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,282 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 11-14-08 - Published: 9-2-08 - Complete
5. Too Many Phones » reviews
30 Rock - Will Liz and Jack survive the aftermath of a drunken night? T for...well...the whole idea, really...
Others - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,313 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-1-08 - Published: 9-30-08
6. A Case of the Mondays reviews
It's only the most irritating phrase in existance, and it's the new receptionist's favorite. But Jim's not going to just sit there and take it. Hasty one-shot. K plus just in case.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-15-08 - Complete
7. The Nicest Thing reviews
Oneshot Songfic from Pam's POV about her feelings for Jim. Takes place in Season 3.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-21-08 - Complete
8. Business Ethics » reviews
In light of the recent scandal involving the website, Corporate has decided to make all branch managers conduct a Business Ethics seminar. Watch Michael botch it up. My first fanfic. Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-15-08 - Published: 6-6-08
9. Dilemmas » reviews
Pam gets a phone call that changes everything. JAM and POBY collide in my first angst fic. *Now Complete!
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,400 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 7-11-08 - Published: 6-23-08 - Complete
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