Hi, I'm Lord Jace, previously Yuul, obviously, also known in certain circles *cough*Veritas*cough* as Jace the Mouse. How did I get turned into a mouse?

You don't want to know. My online life in these circles can be summed up fairly easily...

"Yeah. Lucky me. Two people who think they're cats, a girl I'm supposedly dating who tried to kill me, an insane matchmaker and a palm-sized dragon."

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My Assassin Name is Azrael "The Coyote" Wellington.
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The sorting hat says that I belong in Hufflepuff!

Said Hufflepuff, "I'll teach the lot, and treat them just the same."

Hufflepuff students are friendly, fair-minded, modest, and hard-working. A well-known member was Cedric Diggory, who represented Hogwarts in the most recent Triwizard Tournament.

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The sorting hat says that I belong in Ravenclaw!

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Said Ravenclaw, "We'll teach those whose intelligence is surest."

Ravenclaw students tend to be clever, witty, intelligent, and knowledgeable.
Notable residents include Cho Chang and Padma Patil (objects of Harry and Ron's affections), and Luna Lovegood (daughter of The Quibbler magazine's editor).

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I'm a mouse!

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Dear bullies,

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.
You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her.
That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home.
See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.
See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.
That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet many of you won't
Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs.

Fics I'd like to see and read, but would likely never write, or be able to write, myself. You could consider these challenges if you wanted to. Here they are, in no specific order and subject to updates as needed.

1. A read-the-books fic for Artemis Fowl, read by the fairies(Root, Holly, the Kelps, Frond, Vinyaya, Foally, and whomever I'm forgetting at the LEP specifically.) a month or two before the first book and subsequent siege of Fowl Manor.

2. A PJO fic in which Percy ends up back in his twelve year old body while at Yancy Academy with his memories intact. One could pick any point after The Titan's Curse for him to be sent back.

3. AD:JL fic in which Jake "dragon's up" anyway despite the police holding him in Hong Kong Longs.

My favorite non crossover pairings(I may do my disliked pairings later but for now this is it)

Danny Phantom(As I usually only read danny centric fics...)

Danny X Star(perhaps my favorite)

Danny X Valerie

Danny X Ember

Dani X Dash(And no, I honestly can't explain this one...)

Harry Potter(as above)

Harry X Hermione(either my fav or second fav)

Harry X Luna

Harry X Daphne Greengrass(competes with H X Hr)

Harry X Tonks(Seriously Awesome potential)

Percy Jackson and the Olympians(In order)

Percy X Thalia(there really should be more of these fics)

Percy X Calypso

Pairings I tolerate.(But do not support)
Danny Phantom

Danny X Sam(Far too Overdone for me to have an feelings on it one way or another)

Pairings I Dislike(Some more than others)
Harry Potter

Harry X Ginny(Fangirl Stalker/Sudden Sue much?)

Percy Jackson

Percy X Annabeth(Has been drowned, swallowed, and mutilated by the fandom beyond any recognition)

Greetings from Brockdonia!

So, if you're reading this, you're probably wondering, 'What in the world of FF is Brockdonia?!'

I can't exactly answer that question, but I can tell you about it. I'm a citizen of Brockdonia, living in the Queen's nation. It's a nation of mad people, my friend, but we lick Wonderland hollow.

Despite many rumors you may have heard, we never murder each other(though we have come close...), just threaten to kill each other. Also, we stage random uprisings against the merciful overlords, and stab people with unicorn horns.

We also feed Theia's ego, perform sacrifices whenever there's an eclipse, get into civil wars, depend on the queen to avert civil wars, "accidentally" offend each other, promote people, ban people, and threaten lives--no, wait, I said that, but we do that so often I'll say it twice--and throw things with catapults...like each other.

We go completely nuts four times a year, stay up past midnight on the solstices and equinoxes waiting for Storm to freaking GET THERE so we can all go to bed, come up with couple names, ignore the Queen's dislike of her couple name, hide in bunkers, and eat flamburgers.

We form armies of small furry animals with Russian meerkats as their leaders and deploy said armies. Send out our own troop of personally trained ninjas for assassinations and avert assassination attempts from enemy empires, tease each other mercilessly for innocent displays of affection for Theia, get jacked up on caffeine, and drive each other completely insane.

We also possess deadly weapons without permits (S'okay, we are trained professionals, we know how to handle them.) shave cats, making them mad, try and survive a PMSing Duchess, write stories about each other(you should check them out, they're quite good) and generally act like all groups of friends do, except without those pesky laws of physics.

Want to get there? Well, sorry. You can't just go to Brockdonia. It's like Narnia. Okay...like Narnia after a serious concussion maybe...and on crack, but I'm sure you understand the point. But you can't just go deliberately looking for it.

You'll stumble upon it on your own some day, if you're lucky, and then you'll get paired up with a nice girl/guy by Theia, whether you like it or not, and get a new name, whether you like it or not, survive all the crazy and if you make it through, then you'll be one of us.

Hope to see you there!

Lord Jace

Hopefully I can soon post a story(nervous) , maybe a oneshot.

The following is what i get for reading another person's profile...

You know you live in 2010 when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) You just tried to defend yourself against the computer by saying something like 'The TV doesnt have buttons anymore!'

7.) You just realised that you were defending yourself against an innanimate object

8.) Your parents can't even survive school anymore. (it is a fact that many 5th graders know geography more than their parents)

9.) You've gotten in trouble at school for sending in a report ful of cht spk typose, nd smily faces

10.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

11.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

12.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

13.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

14.) And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

15.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

I only copy and Paste things that are true about me and things that i'm sure of. If you do too copy this onto your profile.

If i said copy this onto your profile would you do it? Copy this for a laugh(or if you just don't understand just copy. Trust me it's good for you)

If you have ever run into a door, mirror, or wall, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this onto your profile.

If you believe in and respect God, copy this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen rideralex, CherubChick92, Glissoning Raven,Werewolf5, Yuul

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, mysterys, Adderstar, Glissoning Raven,Werewolf5, Yuul

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in doing what you love, no matter what other people might think, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

Forget falling in love, I'd rather fall in chocolate. If you agree copy and past this onto your profile.

It is said that dieing is bad for your health...if you agree copy and paste this to your profile.

Fancy a challenge? Try this: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with Danny Phantom, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read,.If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.

1. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Tell an employee that you can’t find anyone else, so would he follow you to a department on the other side of the store? Lead him through the store, turning in random aisles (that he should know does NOT lead to the department you named). Lead him until he finally asks what’s going on; tell him you forgot what department you were going to.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
“Code 3 in house wares”... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

8 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

12. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

DISCLAIMER: I will take no blame if you actually carry out the above ideas. (Although I would love to know the reactions of the staff/other shoppers.)

Copy and paste if you did these ideas, want to do these ideas, or just think they're hilarious.

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, copy and pastes this onto your profile.

wowlookatthisimtypingthisveryoddlinebreakifyoucanreaditcopyandpasteyousmartperson

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said "pull" copy this into your profile

If you have ever pulled a door that said "push" copy this into your profile

if you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile

even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen asleep in class copy and paste this into your profile

If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this,because the in the Bible it says if you deny me,I will deny you infront of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you didn't like the way Phantom Planet ended, copy this into your profile.

If you completely hate Nick for ending production of Danny Phantom, copy and paste this into your profile.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine, but i will have a lot of it
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

'Before you take the life of your baby, really consider all your option. Would you rather be fat for a while, or kill your child?

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Friends or Bestfriends

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAM we really messed up

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: When you get thrown in jail will come bail you out

BESTFRIENDS: will be in there with you going "Damn, we fucked up."

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this shit

If you are so obsessed with Eragon and Arya that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Fan fiction absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Arya rejected Eragon for a Second time, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that the Inheritance cycle are the best books known to woman and man, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile..

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

Scroll down to the end of this paragraph, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

List your twelve favorite Teen Titans Characters in no particular order:(if it was in order Raven would be at the top of the list)

1. Slade

2. Robin

3. Control Freak

4. Starfire

5. Raven

6. Red-x

7. Cyborg

8. Malchior

9. Slade-bot(don't ask why)

10. Trigon

11. Terra

12. Jinx

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

No, not my thing. Did they even meet?

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Meh. Average, 5/10, ok.

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

Dragon-Malchior or Human-esque Malchior?

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

No, none about, in a few yes...

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

H-LL NO...

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

Well, one's not really possible and the other's incest. Not that I mind an incest fic, depending on the pairing but this... eck no!

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve making love?

Ummm... No comment.

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

The romance that last .0000000000000001 seconds before ten killed three.

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?

To my knowledge, nooooo.

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic?

Gears and Tears

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to de-flower one?

Four accidentally ate a tone of sugar and hallucinatory agents.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

Not to my knowledge.

13) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

Maybe.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

Read? Yes. Write? Not sure.

15)What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

...of passion? bad, BAD mental images.

16)If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use?

Diary of Jane most likely, out of what songs I'm thinking of right now.

17) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

M boy/boy/girl/

18) What would be a good line for ten to use on two?

"What are your intentions towards my daughter?" asked Trigon.

This Time...

List your twelve favorite Danny Phantom Characters in no particular order

1. Valerie

2. Vlad

3. Skulker

4. Dark Phantom

5. Ember

6. Danny Fenton/Phantom

7. Sam

8. Dani

9. Tucker

10. Clockwork

11. Freakshow

12. Kitty

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

No. I don't think they even exist, and if they do, I shall label "Must Avoid"

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Maybe if I was a girl...

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

Something Bad?

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

Yup

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

NO! Maybe as a Father/Son type thing.

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

5/9, but don't really like either.

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve making love?

Probably scream something about pedophiles

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

Time, Out!

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?

No. Maybe as friends though.

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic?

No Idea

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to de-flower one?

No comment

12) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

Not to my knowledge.

13) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

Maybe.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

I doubt it.

15)What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

...of passion? I didn't think he was even capable!

16)If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use?

Youth of the Nation

17) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

M boy/girl/girl/

18) What would be a good line for ten to use on two?

"You will not succeed, your efforts are doomed to failure, for I know everything!"

This Time...

List your twelve favorite Avatar: The Last Airbender Characters in no particular order

1. Ozai

2. On Ji

3. Sokka

4. Toph

5. Azula

6. Katara

7. Roku

8. Ty Lee

9. Suki

10. Iroh

11. Zuko

12. Aang

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Definitely, quite a few actually.

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

8/10 When she's a bit older anyway.

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

How old are they?

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

Yes

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

Maybe, if you're into Yuri, which I'm not.

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

5/9, only because the other gives me nightmares

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve making love?

Ah, young love...

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

The pairing to make you vomit...

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?

No maybe in crack?

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic?

The Burdens of the world

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to de-flower one?

Four is distracting One?

12) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

Yup

13) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

Of course!

14) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

Not that I know of.

15)What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

"THIS IS BETTER THAN TEA!"

16)If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use?

Nothing come to mind.

17) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

PEDOPHILIA!

18) What would be a good line for ten to use on two?

Do you like pedophilia?

This Time...

List your twelve favorite Harry Potter Characters in no particular order

1. Neville

2. Hermione

3. Ron

4. Daphne Greengrass

5. Harry

6. Voldemort

7. Susan Bones

8. Draco Malfoy

9. Dumbledore

10. Hannah

11. Bellatrix

12. Luna

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Yup. Not many though.

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

9/10 Hell Yes!

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

Its a bit backwards don't you think?

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

Yes

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

No

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

5/10

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve making love?

Can I join?

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

Run!

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?

Maybe in slash!

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic?

I wish he were mine...

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to de-flower one?

Marriage Law fic!

12) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

Is it bashing?

13) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

Of course!

14) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

Damn Strait!

15)What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

"Badger Badger Badger... !"

16)If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use?

Nothing comes to mind.

17) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

PEDOPHILIA!

18) What would be a good line for ten to use on two?

Let's do it Badger style!

This Time...

List your twelve favoritePercy Jackson and the Olympians(and HoO)Characters in no particular order

1. Hazel

2. Nico

3. Zoe

4. Jason

5. Apollo

6. Thalia

7. Hestia

8. Artemis

9. Frank

10. Hades

11. Clarisse

12. Percy

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

No actually, never thought of it before.

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Uh... Don't swing that way.

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

Apollo is going to be so pissed...

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

Yes, a few.

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

Some might think so, me, not so much.

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

If I absolutely have to pick, I'd say 5/10, but really neither holds any appeal to me.

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve making love?

Cock her head to one side in a curious manner before leaving.

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

Ooh this one is tough. I don't think I can.

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?

No.

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic?

The Healing Flame

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to de-flower one?

Either it was a long party and both are drunk or 4 is not a nice guy.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

Yup

13) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

I think so.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

Doubt it.

15)What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

Finally!

16)If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use?

Let me get back to you, this bears some thought.

17) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

M/F/F

18) What would be a good line for ten to use on two?

No comment.

19) Twelve is in a happy relationship with nine until nine runs off to marry five. Twelve is in a brief, unhappy relationship with eleven until eleven cheats on twelve with two. Twelve finally takes the advice of one and settles into a happy relationship with eight.

Percy is in a happy relationship with Frank until Frank runs off to marry Apollo. Percy is then in a brief, unhappy relationship with Clarisse until Clarisse cheats on Percy with Nico. Percy finally takes the wise advice of Hazel and settles into a happy relationship with Artemis.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm SANDY BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I A GOOD STUDENT, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll..
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm OF IRISH DESCENDANTS, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be a loner
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm white so I MUST carry white out for emo cuts
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (I REALLY hate our gov, but i love America)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I CURSE a lot, so I MUST be a rebel.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST be lesbian.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST have no female friends.
I don't have many FRIENDS, so I MUST be unpopular
I am AGGRESSIVE WHEN I’M ON MY PERIOD, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love pink
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak
I wear BRACES, so I MUST be a nerd
I like WEBKINZ, so I MUST be childish
I like the JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST have bad taste in music
I like DISNEY singers and shows, so I MUST be childish
I’m CONFUSED ABOUT WHAT MY RELIGION IS AT THE MOMENT, so I MUST be misguided.
I GREW UP PLAYING WITH TOY CARS AND LEGO, so I MUST be a guy.
My FAVORITE COLOUR IS BLUE, so I MUST be a guy.
I LOVE BLOWING BUBBLES BECAUSE THEY MAKE ME SMILE AND REMIND ME OF BETTER TIMES, so I MUST be childish.
I LIKE BOYS AND GIRLS, so I MUST not be Christian.
I LOVE SLASH, so I MUST be perverted.
I LIKE GETTING LOST IN A BOOK, so I MUST be a loner.
I’m NOT EMO, OR GOTH, OR GANGSTER, OR A SKATER, OR A PREP, why can’t I just be me? Labels suck.
I’m NOT AFRAID TO STAND UP FOR WHAT I BELIEVE IN, so I MUST be an annoying person who tries to shove my beliefs down your throat.
I HAVE BEEN BULLIED, so I MUST be a weak person.
I DON’T TRY TO BE PART OF THE CROWD, so I MUST be a loner.
When GIVEN THE CHOICE BETWEEN MY FRIENDS OR THE “IN” CROWD I CHOSE MY FRIENDS, so I MUST be stupid.
I PROCRASTINATE, so I MUST be lazy.
I CHEERED WHEN DUMBLEDORE DIED, so I MUST be cold hearted (even though he was a manipulative berk)
I WISH I COULD HUG SEVERUS SNAPE, so I MUST be suicicidal.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.