Hey! My name is... well thats kinda personal so just call me Littl3 or Troubl3 or .Littl3.-.Miss.-.Troubl3 or whatever you like.
SHOUT OUT TO kimx0x SHE IS AO AWESOME! AND WRITES REALLY GOOD FANFICS! AND IS 1 OF MY BESTIES!! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (no you dont win! personal joke)
ALSO ANOTHER SHOUT OUT TO nessa-bearxx SHE ROX KIMMI'S AND MY SOCKS OFF!! HE HE HE ME AND KIMMI GAVE HER OJD =D SHES GOT A STORY IN THE MAKING!! 1 OF MY BESTIES!!
1.) Who is your favorite Jonas?
Thats way to hard to decide. They all are awesome in their own ways, but Nick is awesome!
2.) Have you ever met the Jonas Brothers?
I wish!
3.) Have you ever been to one of their concerts?
No cause I live in New Zealand!
4.) Do you have every one of their songs on your iPod?
Just About. I am still getting them off my friends lol
5.) Do you have a Jonas Wall?
No... don't ask why
6.) What's your all-time favorite song?
I dunno I like all of them, I could honestly not pick
7.) Do you hate Miley Cyrus just because of Nick?
No, I just think shes turned into a s.l.u.t. and I have never really liked her.
8.) Do you hate AJ just because of Joe?
No way! Shes awesome, so is Aly, but I don't think they broke up coz they coudn't do a long distance relationship.
9.) Did you know It's About Time is 90 or more on Ebay?
no...
10.) Do you watch all their YouTube videos?
Yeah! I am waiting for more to come out
11.) Do you buy magazines just because of one poster?
somtimes...
12.) Did you cry when you found out Nick had diabetes?
Yes! who wouldn't. Its sad, but I admire him for not letting it bring him down.
13.) Do you miss Joe's joehawk?
Yeah...lol
14.) Kevin with curly or straight hair?
Both look good on him, but I'd have to go with... straight!
15.) Do you know the lyrics to Nick J Is Off The Chain?
yeah but somtimes I get them mixed up lol
16.) Do you know the lyrics to at least one of Joe's raps?
yip
17.) Do you kiss your Jonas posters?
Nope
18.) Did you know about them before they were on Disney Channel?
Yip
19.) Have you memorized every song?
Just about
QUOTES
2 of my buds on MSN:
'HOLY CRAP!!' -Ness
'What?!' - Kimmi
'3 bucks off toothpaste!!' -Ness
my 2 buds again:
'... Kidnapping the president, anyone?' - Kimmi (ref. to National Treasure 2)
'Dude?' - Ness
'Yea?' - Kimmi
'We don't have a president.' - Ness
'Ohhhh...' - Kimmi
(FYI, NZ)
"aww... if only that dream guy of mine where true (hehehe get the Jonas Brothers and put them in a blender)" - Ness
Ruler cracked in half in Science class
'Hey look Kimmi its ur other half' - Me
'Oh yea?' - Kimmi, thinking I have gone crazy or something (normal)
I hold ruler up beside my face and does her best cheesy smile
'Do we look alike?'
'The computer's not straight enough!' - me
'No, it's Bi!' - Kimmi
'... And in the evening, it's all good to stop drop and roll!' Me in the middle of an unspecting Science class (Everyone turned to look at me aparently it was ”so funni”, BTW it was double science, so we all had the right to go mad lol)
'Nick Jonas is Gay!!' (GASP!!) - Ashley (a guy, but we're suspious)
'How do you know?' - Me
'...' - Ashley
'Oh NO u did NOT!!' - Me
'Do you like girls, Ashley, or are you straight?' - Me
Okay, class, next term we are going to have a new seating arrangement - Boy, Girl.' - Science teacher
I grab Kimmi and hold her tight
'Kimmi's a boy!!'
'ohhhh, BURN!!' - Me to Ashley
After a second of staring at Ashley I crack up laughing.
'What?' - Kimmi
'Sorry, its just so funny to imagine Ashley's face burning...'
(A/N: Okay, you may think that we are SO MEAN to Ashley ahem, i mean Ashton (His real name). We're playing a game, and Ashton IS in on it, so dont worry. Its all good fun. Ashley is just a name we gave him coz he admitted he was gay (accidently while trying and failing to be sarcastic). It makes him go red its so funni...)
'Ohhhhh, you were burnt like sausages on a barbeque!!' - Me
'I like cheese.' - Me
'Lets have a glue-stick sing off!!' - Me (as Kimmi said, double Science can make you mad. It can also make you high...)
'Aghhhh, why isnt this damn straightener straightening?!' - Sharna
'...' - Kimmi (staying silent as she starts to wack it against her hand and checks the cord is plugged in)
'Did you turn it on?' - Kimmi
'...' - Sharna
Kimmi starts cracking up laughing.
'We're not gonna tell anyone about this, OK?' - Sharna
'Sure...' - Kimmi
'My humanities teacher is a grumpy teddy.' - Ness
'I dunno, ive just become a pro at burping recently...' ... 'burp!' - Ness
'MEOW... meow...' - weird cat sound from downstairs
'Kimmie, is there a cat in your room??' - Kimmi's Dad
'No, but there IS a Lauren...' - Kimmi
'Truth or dare!' - Ness
'Truth!' - Kimmi
'God damn it, now i have to THINK!' - Ness
'I have the funniest joke ever!' - Lollie
'What?' - Kimmi
'ASHLEY!'
'Piss off we're having a very interesting conversation about tampons!' - Me (trying to get people to go away, we weren't though)
'Leave, Ashley, go and play with your dolls!' - Smiley
'Actually, they're action figures...' - Ashley
Later...
'Go and play with ur action figures!' - Sharna
'They're DOLLS geez!' - Ashley
'Ladies first!' - Ashley
'yes Ashley, you first' - Kimmi
'I wonder if Nick Jonas is protective about his socks on tour?' - Ness
'Yea, he probably has a little golden box with all his socks in it sealed with a lock and key' – Me
'I wonder if the Jonas Brothers have sock puppets?' - Kimmi
'So, you guys are seriously, like, brothers?!' - Some random Jonas fan
'Nah, we just name ourselves the Jonas Brothers for fun...' - Joe
'I walked in and all i heard was "man hugging a Pizza" ... whats going on here?!' - Kimmi
'What should i call this folder?' - Kimmi
'I dunno... stuff.' - Ness
'Very inventive.'
'I know, im a genius at this stuff!'
'Small things entertain small minds' - Kimmi
'How would you describe Ashley other than gay or an idiot? - Kimmi to Me
'Homosexual and unintelligent?'
I AM a Strawberry... NO wait I'm NOT a strawberry" - Me
Me and Kimmi on skype:
'll be sure to read them' - Kimmi
'i updater=d mine BTW' - Kimmi
'aggh' - Kimmi
'updated' - Kimmi
'there we go' - Kimmi (all typed within like 2 seconds)
'OMG ur like on a typing high!' - Me
'no im not' - Kimmi
'much' - Kimmi
'hehe' - Kimmi
'OMG' - Kimmi
'i Am' - Kimmi ( again within 2 seconds
10 minutes after that:
'Oh crap!' - Kimmi
'its contagious!' - Me
(I begin to type strange things insanely fast)
'Nick Jonas is GAY!' - Kimmi, to try and stop Me typing madly
'Joe Jonas is GAYER!' - Me, trying to form a comeback
'No, wait, Ashley is the gayest. My BAD!' - Me
JONAS BROTHERS IF YOU ARE BY SOME MIRACLE READING THIS WE LOVE YOU AND WE DO NOT THINK YOUR GAY! We Luv U!
'Ringy Ding Dingy!' - Joe's ring tone
While watching Denise Jonas try to wake Joe first by opening the door (which was double locked), Knocking, ringing the doorbell (yes, a doorbell for a hotel room) and being reduced to calling Joe's room while waking Nick up (he didn't pick up lol)
'Wow... Someone REALLY doesn't want to be woken...' - Kimmi
'Ello Officer.' - Sharna
'Have you been drinking?' - Officer
'No' nodding
'Have you done anything illegal?'
'No...' Sharna says while nodding her head slowly
(LOL she didnt do anything. Seriously. She knew the cop, thats why it was funny)
'My voice is crap today i must have eaten too much cheese... i'll try and fix it with peanut butter and chocolate.' - Me - Then later in the week I found out I had a cold =( To warm up my voice I have peanut butter and chocolate lol.
'Look, see, i can't sing the high notes!' laaaa... sings high note perfectly - Me
'Uh yeah, you can...' - Kimmi
'Having rockstar brothers... sometimes hurts your ears.' - Frankie Jonas
videos of girls screaming for the Jonas Brothers
'yeah...' - Frankie
'Music is the only way...' - Nick and Joe singing
'If you have rockstar brothers like me, you need an ID.' -Frankie
'You have an ID?' - Nick
'Yes, i do'
'Man, i don't even have an ID'
'you're so much cooler than me' - Nick to Frankie
'Thanks... and i know!' - Frankie
'I wonder... what he - Frankie - will be doing when he's my age. Probably, you know, taking over the world or something awesome like that.' - Joe Jonas
'Where did it say that? I want to know! teehee you got me interested... Yikes obsessive fan kicks in' - Me to Kimmi
'I think our albums are... Scrapbooks of who we are. They are... A journal, a diary. So if you really want to know more about us... Just listen han to our music!' - Kevin Jonas
'Its the musical scrapbook of our lives.' - Nick Jonas
I look down, looking sad-ish
'Smiley whats wrong?' - Kimmi
'i feel sick...' - Me
Kimmi starts playing with My messy hair and pulling it back so it looks nicer
'Don't worry, all you have to do is last this Class and then it will be lunch.' - Kimmi, rubbing cirles on my back now
'Oh God, Kimmie's being MOTHERLY!' - Ness
'I love Jackson!' - Me
'Ohhh... who Jackson, Kimmie? Your new boyfriend?' - Some random in my class
'He's a dog.'
'I used to teach the stag leap to six and seven year olds. Somehow, i think you will benefit.' - Me to Smiley
'Where's Ashton?' - Teacher
'Playing with his dolls.' - Smiley
'This is how much i have written on my speech in one class... Speech by Vanessa.' - Ness
Me and Smiley are talking about my new Jonas Brothers fandom... Sort of.
'They're doing a concert in Aussie in the international terminal carpark at the airport' - Me talking about my fandom
'They're going to Aussie but not coming to New Zealand!' Smiley whining about a real life tour
'Yes they are.' - Still on about my fandom
'THEY ARE?! When?!' - Smiley thinking they are coming to New Zealand in real life
'After Aussie.' - I realise that she is talking about real life after i say this.
'Really?'
'Well, my Jonases are!'
'What are your Jonas Brothers? Cardboard?'
Then I realise what she am on about
'Ohhhhh...'
Doing a class activity in history about Hitler
Question: How did Hitler gain power? accompanied by a box for the anwser
'What should i write in the box?' - History teacher
Silence.
'C'mon guys, what should i write in the box?'
'Words...' - Me (mumbled)
Ness got a detention for not doing her health homework... naughty naughty!
'Ohmigod its gonna snow!' - Me
(FYI in NZ it does not snow... well at least where we live it doesn't. Making the likelyhood of Ness getting a detention the same as the likelyhood of it snowing... which is almost none)
'Do your homework next time so i won't have to give out any more detentions' - Health teacher to the class
'Yeah, Nessa, we don't want it to snow again!' - Me
I LOVE THIS SONG - So Funny! Its a Miley Cyrus 7 Things Parody by Davedays (look it up on you tube)
sha sha
friend: stop!
i probly shouldnt say this, cuz my friends think that im wierd
but every time i say 'i luv u' they remind me u cant hear..
it bcuz ur cardboard..u arent real..but u feel so real to me
y cant they see...
and urstill standin the same way, just how i left u yesterday,against the wall...
dont fall!!(chorus)
the 7 things i hate about you(repeat)
ur fake u break , u r not real, if only i had sumthin 2 feel
u r 2D with no backside, u cost me quite a lot 2 buy
our friends are jerks they make fun of us, just know it hurts
i wanna be with the real miley
and the seventh thing i hate the most about you
u make cardboardlook cute
--
its awkward and silent, cuz cardboard cannot speak...
i wonder wat u think about when u smile and stare at me
friend: dude, r u serious? ur delirious, she is cardboard, she cant hear us!
cardboard miley: yes i can
friend: dude, o my god, did she just talk?
she's been real all along
friend: say sumthing again!
cardboard miley: dave, never touch me again!
:O
(repeat chorus)
and compared to all the great things that would take too long to write
i probably should mention the 7 that i like
the seven things i like about you
ur hair
ur eyes
cardboard levis
when we kiss your hypnotized (cuz she is CARDBOARD!!)
u let me do watever i want, i cant wait till chris is gone!!
we never fight when i hold u tight
ow splinter, its allright
i wanna be with the real miley
and the seventh thing i like the most about you
you make cardboard look cute..._-
(spoken)
(he wakes up his cardboard miley is gone :O)
miley?
friend: i luv you cardboard (then he...kisses cardboard miley...O_o o_O)
Back to quotes...
'You're an optimist' - Kimmi to Sharna
'Eh?'
'It means you see the glass half full'
'Yeah, probably coz i'm thirsty!'
'you're too damned cute!' - Kimmi to Ness
The door was locked so Kimmi went and knocked on the window (maths class)
'Hello, what would you like to order?' - Me
'Let me in!' - Kimmi
'... Would you like fries with that?'
'My computer's screwed!' - Kimmi
'No it's not.' - Me
'Yes, it is!'
'No, it's stuffed, coz it hasn't been screwed yet!'
NEWSFLASH: VANESSA ADMITS SHES WEIRD!
'You're weird Ness' - Kimmi
'I Know' - Ness
'What's between 90 and 180?' - Sharna in maths
'10!' - Me
'Look there's Bear, Bean, Boo... and Dick.' - Me
KIMMI AND ASHLEY(ASHTON) TXTING:
Ur mean - Ashley
What? - kimmi
U heard me - Ashley
Actually, this is txting... - kimmi
Kimmi singing to me and Sharna:
When you look me in the eyes
Kimmi Looks Sharna in the eyes
And tell me that you love me
'Awh, I love you!' - Sharna
Everything's alright
'Really?' - Sharna
When you're right here by me side
'I'm standing right next to you!' - Sharna
When you look me in the eyes
Looks me in the eyes
I catch and glimpse of heaven
'Awh, really, thanks!' - Me(fluttering eyelids)
I find my paradise
When you look me in the eyes
'We're not in Fiji though!'
'Your best friend in the world is your imagination... The ability to create. And your worst enemy is... Your imagination. You are plauged by too much thought and too much information going around in your head... But at the same time, that's your bread and butter, so rough gig, really.' - Johnny Depp
'You know, the only thing that matters is the ending. It's the most important part of the story, the ending. And this one... Is very good. This one is perfect.' "Morton Rainy" played by Johnny Depp in Secret Window
The bus driver stops the bus suddenly.
'Daren, i almost whacked my head!' - Random person on the bus. Lets call him... Dave.
'Dave, i almost cared!' - Daren (the bus driver)
Jo to Kimmi - 'Don't say F--, Kim. It's F-- bad.' - Jo (i think you can fill in the gaps)
'Life is a series of rooms. Where you go in life depends on who you get stuck in those rooms with.' - Patient from House, M.D.
'What if you're outside?' - Kimmi
'Give me a letter, any letter!' - English teacher
'...' - Class
'There's 26 to choose from, its not like you're stuck for ideas...' - Teacher
'2!' - Me
'That's a number!' - Ness
'Oh crap...' - Me
'Wait for me!' - Ashley (Ashton)
'There's no point in us waiting because we are going to the ladies bathroom and you can't come. Wait, you CAN come! Never mind.' - Ness to Ashley
Kimmi and Nessa fighting (as you do, but the topic is kinda strange: caring for your hair vs dieing kids in Africa...):
'2 can pay for the medicine to cure a kid from an eye infection that would otherwise make him blind!' - Kimmi
'what has made you so suddenly care about people dieing? just last week you were drooling over joe jonas's body!' - Ness
'I CARE. Too much - about... anything that needs to be cared about that i know about. From Joe to Sharna and you and Lauren to dieing kids in africa. what pisses me off is people who dont care.' - Kimmi
'i aggree with you' - Ness
'Thank you!' - Kimmi
'You care too much!' - Ness
'Oh...'
And need to stop. Or else you will end up getting extremely depressed and - '
'if i won lotto i would donate ALL the money to kids in africa, because i am content with the life i have and they need it more than me.' - Kimmi (just randomly)
'- and then you will get sick and then you will be the one who needs the medicine.'
'Honestly, ness, i know when to stop caring, i just care too much when i actually DO care. I am not going mad, i am not sick and i am not depressed.' - Kimmi
'Yet.' - Ness
'OMFG MY DOOR IS BURNING!! ITS IN FLAMES COZ ITS SO HOT!! IT MUST BE ALL THE JONAS PICS I PUT ON IT!!' - Kimmi
Me and Kimmi on MSN:
I finished the first chapter of my story! - Me
Cool - Kimmi
I send first chapter of story to kimmi
Can i read it? - Kimmi
Oh - Kimmi
haha telepathy, we're good at this! - Kimmi
later on...
fizzi drink alert, 20000000 fine for not giveing me some - Me
go and get red bull! - Kimmi (FYI, its our fave drink)
i can't - Me
Sad! - Kimmi
Its a - Kimmi (she hit send instead of space bar)
Crime? - Me
Crime - Kimmi
yeah! man - Kimmi
lol we ARE good at this telepathy - Me
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