HI ALL!! I'm currently writing a Pokemon story with Alyss Ashworth and a Naruto story by myself, so yeah... pretty busy ;)

Oh, and if there are any scouts out there, do let me know :3 It'd be nice to meet a fellow scout...

Ehh... cant be bothered to ramble about a new penname anymore... put it this way, if anyone gets a good idea, let me know, but otherwise, if anyone can be bothered tell me your favourite from the following:

elmo the cookie monster (XD)

Maybe I can change Terry Pratchett's Story title, 'A Hat Full Of Sky' into 'A Hat Full Of Cookies'!!

It could also be LoopyLola, though no, my name is NOT Lola. It's kinda close... I have an L and an O in my name, but it's sorta like:

~ _ L _ _ O _ ~ (shhh! ignore the squiggles... X3)

just like hangman! all we need now is a piece of paper, a pen... and a picture of a stickman to show that you failed. Hah! Lol. Ohhh! Maybe Lola can stand for Laugh Out Loud Alot. hahahaha

...Maybe I could be "InsaneNinjaPirate"!! (OnePiece rocks!)

One more thing... My DeviantArt penname is ELMO-kibafangirl11, so find me if ya need me. Here's my own personal, unpublished manga:

http://elmo-kibafangirl11.deviantart.com/art/Macabre-Mischief-Title-121099934

Other things 'reside' there too! And if anyone particularly wants me to draw anything for them, I'm happy to. just ask ;)
On the other hand, for all the Kakashi's Sister fans out there, this is Kana's face!

http://elmo-kibafangirl11.deviantart.com/art/Kana-in-colour-125862833

I've made up a challenge! Even though it's not really my challenge to give. I found this Luffy pic on DeviantArt, and because I cant write lemons, here's the challenge:

ReQuIrEmEnTs

Use ideas from this picture http://taikova.deviantart.com/art/OP-Rufi-the-Bishie-104268019

must be ZoLu

Must be Yaoi

it's gotta be a lemon or lime

it must be over 5,000 words.

thats it. if anyone wants to do it, let me know and then vamoose yourself outta here and go start writing! ;D

OK, Sooo...

I live in Wales. Yup, that dreary place on the west side of the UK before Ireland that everyone writes about saying that it rains all of the time. Of course, That's not exactly true, but it's pretty much accurate. XD

For the last time, WALES IS NOT IN ENGLAND! I think that just about clears it up... it's too wet and no-snow-ish. Although at the moment we are going through a sunny-spell...

I am between the age of thirteen and fifteen... hmm, what's that number again? I'm some young kid... gah... I wish I was a year or two older... ehh... Well, here's some random info: I took Art, French, Geography and D.T. Textiles (sewing) for my GCSE's. As in, for year 10 and 11. If that doesn't make any sense to you... then you dont know much about the UK.

My favourite watzit-thingy-mabobs are: KingdomHearts, KingdomHeartsII, Naruto, Shakugan no Shana, One Piece, .Hack: legend of twilight, Mammotte! Lollipop!, Harry Potter, Twilight series, Maximum Ride, Northern Lights (etc.), Garth Nix books, Music (although I keep breaking my ipod :S), And... well... a lot more that I cant be bothered to list. Uh-huh...

Personalty wise, I think I'm a good loyal friend. Or at least, that's what I hope XD. I've been told that I'm like a female Naruto and Shikimaru combined, because I'm real smart but lazy, but I'm extremely blonde and hyper when I drink Coke. Which is why I normally only drink Diet coke now, as people get seriously annoyed with me when I'm hyper. And now I've started saluting everywhere like Kakashi... and as you can probably see, I add 'yeah' at the end of some of my sentances (completely unintentionally), so I'm possibly a bit like Deidara (FTW!!). But yeah, I'm one of those annoying people that likes yelling and laughing a lot. Hallelujah and joy to the world, right? Hahahahahaha

'Course, yeah, I am being serious here. Kinda. Sorta. OK, so I'm not being very serious, but when am I serious? C'mon, Serious is booor-ing! Unless of course it's life-threatening, at which time I will sober up and kick the guy in the nuts.

Unless it's a girl, by which case It's a matter of hit-and-run... I'm talking about a hostage situation here. Why? Oh, and also, my imagination is awefully huge. Incredibly. Ask my twin. She should know, I mean, she was the one talking to me about the elephant with multicolour fairywings that cant fly...

Eh heh... _'

But anyway, at the moment I am writing my story called Kakashi's sister, as I'm sure you've heard... or already read, if you're reading this now and read the top of my profile earlier. hmm. Anyway, I have many plans for the future, including me becoming a stunt-double/author. Think of the awesomness!!

One more thing... for anyone who didn't know, the Poll results for 'Which pairing do you think would be good for Kana?' are:

1st Place: GaaraXKana with 8 votes,

2nd Place: SasukeXKana with 7 votes,

3rd Place: NarutoXKana with 5 votes,

4th Place: NejiXKana with 3 votes,

5th Place: KibaXKana with 2 votes,

6th Place: ShinoXKana with 2 votes,

7th Place: Some OC with 2 votes.

At first I didnt like half of the votes, and I suppose I was kind of harsh about it... but now, with a little convincing from my friend (Hey suna-chan!), I'm thinking about writing a short story during the summer holidays (3 weeks to go!!) with one chapter per pairing. One of them will be the real thing and will later be copied-and-pasted/changed slightly to fit into the story, so do enjoy (when I get around to it) :3

Sooooo, somebody asked me for summaries of stories up here. Well, anonymous person, who I cannot remember, here they are:

The One-shot's:

How Sasuke got Naruto to stop following him

Naruto is following Sasuke. Sasuke is trying to get back to orochimaru's base, but cant because of Naruto. Sasuke decides to go dramatic! One-shot Sasu/Naru
Got this plot Bunny while following my friend and yelling "I'm stalking you!!" at the same time... Good times, good times. Could be joined with 'Complaining Neighbours' If one wanted to. My conclusion to this story is that if it took place before Naruto and Sasuke meet in the Shippuuden, it would explain to as why Naruto looks so shocked and scared by him XD

Complaining Neighbours

Naruto's sitting on his roof one night. It's the full moon, and the Kyuubi's giving Naruto a hell of a headache. Suddenly Naruto thinks that he hears Sasuke's voice in the wind, but it cant be, can it? Sasu/Naru one-shot
I got this Plot bunny while outside MacDonalds, where mini chavs were sitting inside, knocking on the window, annoying me to hell. Did I mention how much I hate chavs? Anyway, This could be joined to 'How Sasuke got Naruto to stop following him' if someone wanted to. I suppose they're like a collection, if someone wanted to make them so.

The Stories:

The Hidden Juubi

my Character, Jetta, is the Hidden ten tailed demon/beast that was kept secret. now, because of fate, she has to stay and live in konoha along with the kyuubi. Will things go wrong?
Another plot that started off with a bang (Deidara rules, btw) but ended up with a squeaky sizzling noise that you only hear when standing next to a deflating bouncy-castle. I'm being serious, I started writing it at around january 07, and stopped because of writers block at the beginning of the summer holidays. Started writing another story, and then someone (Tsebe Uchiha) asked me to finish writing it, so I got stuck-in and managed to finish it with... what, 23 chapters? Might do a sequel, but It wont be for a couple of years. I have other things to write, ya know.

Kakashi's Sister

The Shinobi war has started, and Kakashi is still cold from his father's death. His little sister disagrees with him and leaves for a mission she hates. When her team is tricked, Kana gets transported into Naruto's time... timing is mixed up, preskip, OC/?
Very, VERY proud of this story. My best yet, by far. And I'm talking about to pluto and back. Really. This is developing into quite a nice little plot, while it's complicated - and by complicated, I mean that I think the only person who has a pretty good idea about what's going to happen is Maximum Potter, because she guessed half of it and was being very vigilant. Very. It's got so many twists and turns... I wont tell anyone about it. The pairing will become clear towards the end of the chuunin exams, and possibly a little snippet during the second test, depending on how Kana reacts to something.
If anyone gets any idea's, feel free to tell me. If they're any good and I can fit them in, I will.
-There might even be a mini-sequel inbetween, yeah, definately, probably when Kana turns fourteen, and stuff. It'll basically be about mini-adventures that she has while on... meh, I cant tell you. It'd give it away. But I can say at least one thing: She'll meet akatsuki, and maybe she'll go to other countries as well. Oh, and she'll accumulate a nickname... like her fatehrs was the white fang, and the Yondaime's was the yellow flash. One more thing - despite an idea given to me by a friend (to get Kana to gain her fathers nickname), I've already decided on what her nickname will be, and therefore this idea will not be used. Sorry!

The stories-to-be (or not-to-be):

Merthyr, Assassin of The Fire

"Your name, sir?"
"I am Aki Maizo. You are?"
"Most Call me Merthyr."
"A strange name. Do you have a job, Merthyr?"
The girl nodded slowly, a hand weaving behind her back.
"What do you do?"
"Murder." And with that, her arm came round, a dagger in her hand, digging it into the man's side, instantly killing him. Then she left. There was no point in staying there. Her job was done.
Looking in her bingo book, The corner of her mouth twitched upwards in a ghost of a smile. Now all that was left was Konoha.

Merthyr was born alone with no name. She grew up alone. She shows no feelings, no regret, no sadness, no kindness. She has been nicknamed Merthyr because of her job. She is a ruthless assassin, paid to kill.

When someone hires her to kill someone in Konoha, she gets on with it, like normal. But when she’s sneaking around one night, she gets caught by an unsuspecting Inuzuka Kiba, and after that fate seems to take over and they keep accidentally meeting.

Merthyr has a job to do. She may have a nickname, but in order to find a real name, she will go through friendship, betrayal, loyalty, and most of all, love.

Will she quit her job in order to keep close to her new-made family? Or will she finally betray the ones she loves to her past? “A friend once told me; ‘look towards tomorrow and the future, because yesterday has gone.”’

Twin Nin / Insanity Bliss / Utterly Clueless / ...

With the help of a stupid Mirror that I would happily smash, my Narutoly clueless twin, and the bracelt that my mum gave to me for christmas, we got transported into the naruto world. Changing our names and trying to convince people that we're not tryint to kill them - as well as tryint to figure out how we got here - isnt exactly easy, but I'm sure we'll figure it out. Somehow. Life's hard...
Basically a story with me and my sister in it, with me called Tsuki and her called Kiku. I think we'll enjoy writing this story together, as well as adding in little traits that wethink would be funny, like pulling things out of thin air. fun, eh? well, it will be for me. Hahaha. We're going to play on Kiku's sense of helplessness and cluelessness, because of the fact that in the story she wont have a clue what's going on, though back here in the real worl I'll be forcing her to read the Manga so that I can get her reactions right and everything. This'll be difficult...

Well, those are all my naruto fics for now, but here are the plot ideas for a pokemon story and a one piece story:

Travelling for a reason

Shimada Kaori Is a Pokemon trainer with powerful pokemon and a strange and complicated past... Her pokemon share that feeling their pasts are torn, and for different reasons they have been pulled together by this one, indifferent trainer that doesnt seem any different from any other. But why is she different and what is her plan for the future?
Very random, spur-of-the-moment idea. But I'm pretty dure that I could handle writing it, eventually. maybe this'll get written next year? the reason for the question mark by the name is that I'm not sure about the title. If anyone has a better name idea for it, do tell :D

Josaphine D. Maxxy

"The name's Josaphine D. Maxxy. Luffy... it's nice to see you again!" while Luffy's crew is exploring a new island, a mysterious cloaked assailant suddenly attacks him. A few punches are thrown, but before it can get serious, the assailant stops the battle and lowers her hood, revealing her identity. With 270,000 beri on her head, Maxxy doesnt quite seem like the dangerous type. Until she announces that she is Luufy's cousin.
Again, quite random. Maxxy has a devils fruit, The kit-kit fruit (fox). She can also use a sword... And she WILL be paired with one of the straw hats, I'll tell you that now. But, as usual, I like to keep it a mystery who it'll be :3 (a one piece fic)
If anyone wants to beta this or wants an 'in on it', then send me a PM. I'm sure we can sort it out.

Into the world of One Piece! (a different name when I think of it)

"You! What's your name?!" The girl's face became confused for a few seconds as she started to say her name, "El..." but then she seemed unsure. obviously saying the first thing that came to her head, she carried on. "...mo?" When a girl gets transported to the One Piece universe, she decides that becoming apart of our favourite rubber-man's crew is the best thing to do. The only problem is finding him.
This'll probably be up before Kakashi's Sister is even finished... eh -_-'. Well, I wanted to do a fic where I got transported to the One Piece universe, so this is it. And it may later be connected with the Naruto fic where me and my twin get in there... eh heh. It's probably a leap-and-fail at a humour story...

Ohhh! Oooooh! Random... Dont you think that Lee is based on a Shojo?? Here's the link explaining it (though delete the spaces):

http://en . wikipedia . org / wiki / ShC58DjC58D

Me and Inferno Ryuu agree. If you do too, add this to your profile and add your name (but dont if you dont want to). TELL THE WORLD THIS NEW DISCOVERY!!

Oh... the randomness :3

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I had to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were LostPlease if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Oh the randomness (Copy 'n' Paste!):

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Kishimoto should die if he kills Hinata, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet, then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever pushed a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason at all, copy and paste this on your profile

If you believe that over half of what you say/ write/ think doesn't come out right, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your on feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen UP the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like anime or magna, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head planing master plans to rule the world Copy this to your profile!

If you love to sadistically torture your favorite characters in your stories, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your ONE TRUE LOVE is an anime character, copy this into your profile.

If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don't exist, put this in your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE sleeping, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love annoying your friends copy this onto your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

S'mores! (Literally, more stuff.):

A good friend will care for you when you hurt, a true friend will be sitting next to you laughing their asses off at you.

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.

Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

They say that guns don't kill people. People do. But I think that guns help. I mean, if a guy goes into a middle of a room and yells "BANG!" He wouldn't kill that many people.

Sarcasm isn't an attitude; it's an ART.

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt... THEN IT'S EVEN FUNNIER!!

If you laugh, I laugh. If you cry, I cry. If you jump out a window and die, I'll laugh harder.

If you're pissed at someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, your a mile away from them, and you have their shoes! Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

Just when I think you said the most stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking.

Knowledge is power, and power is the root of all evil. So study to be evil!

I care more about the idiotic way you're doing something rather than what you're actually doing it.

Define 'normal'.

What is this "kindness" you speak of?

Call me weird, call me strange, call me different, I won't change.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it.

The early bird catches the worm, on the other hand, the early worm gets eaten.

I love you is eight letters. So is bullshit.

I'm not insensitive. I just don't care.

I know it sounds like I'm in denial. But I'm not.

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

I'm here because heaven wouldn't take me and hell was afraid I'd take over.

Having the love of your life break up with you and say, "We can still be friends," is like having your dog die, and your mom saying that we could still keep it.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back... are we talking about zombies here?

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

Because of my Friends:

- I know that I have someone to back me up

- I always have someone to talk to

- There's always someone I can tell of my worries

- I can laugh with freedom

- I can be goofy and be made fun of but know that someone out there is laughing because they know I'm actually making fun of those who are spiteful

- I know that I will not EVER be alone

- I know that even if I die crazy you'll all be in my head.

Be true to those who know you, and make sure that you never lose those close to you, because while memories can last a lifetime, friendships can be lost in a second. It's good to cherish your memories, but dont become slaves to them. We only know about the lifetime we're living in, so we might as well live it to the full because how do we know that there actually is another life after this one?

25 Things I Learnt From My Mother

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your nec k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

And that's about all. Heh, sorry it took so long. Also sorry if you guys couldn't be bothered to read them and just skipped down to the bottom, but I reckon that those are important.

Always stick up for your friends, Always keep their secrets, Keep through with them to the end... because one day, they'll be able to pay you back.

Because even if someone you love that is close to you dies or goes away, never to come back, remember that you always have your friends. The buddy's you've had through your life or even through the years. Once a good friend, always a good friend. Remember this and if you treat others with the same friendliness and respect that you would wish yourself, believe me when I say that you will find the bestest friends ever possible to have. Because depression is a terrible thing...

And my new way of thinking is this: The day you can look forwards with no shame, the day you can do everything for a reason, even if it's something only you understand, the day you can laugh with no need to look around to see if anyone's laughing at you, is the day that you've found yourself. Whats the point of worrying what other people think about you? if someone laughs at you, its only because they have nothing better to do with their lives.

I really need to take to my own advice...

My life's ambition is to learn how to fly.

Oh, and go to Australia.

Buh-bye!