I'm Elizabeth Roy though I prefer to be called Lizzie and my brother Jack calls me Lizard and I'm obsessed with HP. If you read my story (they all read the deathly Hallows) I'm Liz the crazyish 13 year old

Favorite couples:

Harry/Ginny ,Ron/Hermione, Draco/OC, Luna/Neville, Hagrid/Mme Maxime, Albus Dumbledore/Minerva McGonagall, Tonks/Remus, Lily/James

Quote:" I guess the real reason Ginny Weasley's like this is because she opened her heart and spilled all her secrets to an invisable stranger." Tom Riddle to Harry Potter in the Chamber of Secrets.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Someday my prince will come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the enthusiastic friend that comes to a party of a friend's and wonders what her friend would do if she kissed her.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

~If you're obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.~

~If you AND your best friend are insane, copy this into your profile.

~If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.~

~I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile~

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile!

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

CHEESE!! If you are random and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you are a brunette, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste.

If you have ever looked all over the house for something when it was in your hand the whole time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

In Remembrance

…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauderer...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….a incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…

… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!

She deserved everything she got and more.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…

...Harry actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring.

the thing you just read is propriety of xINFRAxREDx but I agree with it all

Rest in Peace:

James and Lily Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black (The True Mauraders) Nymphadora Tonks, Professor Dumbledore, Professor Snape, Fred Weasley, Colin Creavy, Dobby, Hedwig, Regulus Black, Charity Burbedge, Mad-Eye Moody, Cedric Diggory, Grindewald, Sturgis Podmore, Gregorvitch, Benjy Fenwick, Edward Bones, Gideon and Fabian Prewitt, Dorcas Meadows, Marlene McKinnon, Caradoc Dearborn, and all the brave other souls that were lost to the War against Voldemort.

May you all rest in Peace, and Remember you're never forgotten

To James and Lily,
Who died at the beginning,
To Remus and Dora,
Who will never know their son,
To Peter and Severus,
Who weren’t actually all bad,
To Dumbledore,
Who was as human as Harry,
To Sirius,
who was punished for what he didn't do
To the hundreds that died needlessly,
To the many that died 'for the greater good',
To these brave souls I raise my glass,
May they forever Rest In Peace...

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony...

~If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.~
~If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.~

If you think Hitler is the most idiotic douchebag who ever lived, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

P

Hufflepuff

Said Hufflepuff, "I'll teach the lot, and treat them just the same.

luto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you randomly sing Sweeney Todd songs during the day, causing your friends to sing it too, copy this into your profile. DUHHH I do I did the Sweeny Todd musical! Green Finch and Lynette bird night and gale black bird how is it u sing. Sorry if I miss spelled stuff.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear the voices of the characters in your head, copy and paste (smiles)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile(I run into them every day. They plot against me and move when I am about to walk through the doorway. They just hate me. :(

If you have ever fell off a chair backwards, copy and paste this onto your profile

98 percent of teenagers, do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels

I'm bored...If you’re bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do..

If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (stupid locker!) copy and paste this to your profile.

If you agree that 90 percent of politics are dumb, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are against any kind of abuse, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are against animal cruelty put this in your profile.

Only crazy people understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, put this in your profile.

If you read people’s profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to slap someone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think cancer is awful, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have written a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS:Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass.

getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

95 percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the 5 percent who aren't, copy and paste.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of the effects, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a wall, copy and paste this in yout profile( This always happens to me!)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy onto your profile.

If you have ever stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil. Copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension. Copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch wasn't cool to breath any more. Put this in your profile if your one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

Month one

Mommy

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

I want child abuse to stop! If you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cant see,

must be stupid, I must be bad,

What else could have made My daddy so mad

I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me

I can't speak at all I can't do a thing wrong

Or else I'm locked All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just one whipping tonight

Don't make a sound! I just heard a car

My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar

I hear him curse My name he calls

I press myself Against the wall

I try and hide From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault That he suffers at work

He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more,

I finally get free And I run for the door

He's already locked it And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken

"I'm sorry!", I scream But its was much too late

His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate

The hurt and the pain Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor

My name is Sarah And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you
no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost TT_TT

To everyone who reviewed, read or subscribed to my story THANK-YOU!! It means a lot to me as it's my 1st fic EVER. Sorry that I haven't updated but I lost my Harry Potter 7 book. I'll try to update ASAP.

Name ten of your favorite Harry Potter characters in any order:

1. Ginny Weasley 2. Luna Lovegood 3.Lily Evans 4. Neville Longbottom 5. Remus Lupin 6. James Potter 7.Harry Potter 8. Hermione Granger 9. Ron Weasley 10. Dora Tonks

1) Have you ever read a 5/10 fic?

Yes and I'm writing three

2) Do you think 3 is hot? How hot?

Lily Sorry. She's described as pretty but I wouldn't call a member of the same gender hot.

3)What would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?

James is dead the year she was born but if he came back Harry would kill his dad:)

4)Do you recall any good fics about 9?

Yes but he's not the main person but one of them

5)Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?

Harry and Luna? Not in my opinion but I've read some and that's the couple.

6)4/8 or 4/9?

4/8 Because Nev's not gay!

7) What would happen if 7 discovered 3 & 8 in a secret relationship?

He would shout Mione you're Lesbian! Mom you're a dead lesbian!

8) make a summery of at least 20 words for a 2/6 fic.

Luna needs to talk to someone about her feelings towards Neville Longbottom and James Potter comes to help time travel, friendship, help and Happiness.

9)Is there such a thing as a 4/10 romantic fluff story?

Doubt it. Nev/Tonks?

10)Suggest a title for a 1/5 hurt/comfort fic:

Help from a student

11) If you wrote a songfic about 10 which song would you choose?

My heart will go on the titanic. Tonks from the day she got married to her last second on earth.

12)If you wrote a 2/3/6 fic, what would the warning be?

Friendship/Romance/time travelling.

I have ISSUES! I cry when I read sad fanfics so I read them!

Big Harry Potter Survey Thingy

General

Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?
It's all I do with my life

Could You Prove That Statement In Court?
Yes and I have memorized parts of the books/movies and fanfics

Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?
Yup.

What’s Hermione’s?
Jean

What’s Ron’s?
Bilius

What’s Harry’s?
James.

What’s Ginny’s?
Molly.

Have You Seen All The Movies?
Yeah and I saw 6 on an advanced screening.

Read All The Books?
Of course, millions of times!

What Do You Think Of JKR?
I think she is an amazing author!

Favorites

Weasley?
Ginny

Character, Overall?
Luna

Female Character?
Tonks!

Male Charcter?
Neville or Moony

Group Of Characters?
D.A.

Adult?Tonks

Professor?

Lupin

Ship?
Tonks/remus

Spell?

Silencio No Samantha singing

Sweet?
Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans

Place?
The Room of Requirement.

Weasley Twin?
Tie

Product

Does the map count? If not than Skiving snackboxes

Shop?

WWW

Least Favorites

Weasley?
Percy

Character, Overall?
Voldermont

Female?
Bellatrix

Male?
Peter Pettigrew

Adult?
Pettigrew

Student?
Crabbe

Spell?
Avada Kedavra :( and Crucio:(

Book?
PS

Ship?
Harry and Cho

Sweet?
Cockroach Clusters

Death Eater?
Bellatrix

Shop?

Borgin and Burks

Place?
Privet Drive

Professor?
Umbridge...ew

Couples? What Do You Think?

Ron/Hermione?
Great

Harry/Hermione?
Not so good...

Harry/Ginny?
Love it!!

Harry/Luna?
I read stories where I read it and than after I'm obsessed it becomes Harry/Luna

Harry/Pansy?
Ew, ew, ew.

Ron/Lavander?
Entertaining, but definitelty not serious.

Ron/Luna?
Maybe?

Ron/Pansy?
ewwwwwwwwww

Ron/Fleur?
His brother's wife? No thank you.

Hermione/Krum?
I liked it in GOF, but not after that.

Hermione/Draco?
Totally not right

Hermione/FredORGeorge?
No way.

James/Lily?
Great

Lily/Snape?
It isn't HORRIBLE

Lily/Sirius?
Just friends

Lily/Lupin?
See Lily/Sirius

Tonks/Lupin?
One of my 3 faves

Draco/Pansy?

It works

Fred/Angelina?

Definitely. I don't think George should've married Angelina, it was always Fred/Ang and George/Katie in my head.

Bill/Fleur?
Love it!

Harry/Cho?
NO NO NO NO NO NO I hated it!

This Or That?

Harry or Ron?
Harry

Hermione or Ginny?

Ginny

Neville or Seamus?
Neville

Snape or Slughorn?
Snape

Fred Or George
Tie

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?
Harry/Ginny

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione
Ron/Hermione

Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?
Harry/luna

Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?
Ron/Hermione

Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?
Harry/Hermione

Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione?
Ron/Hermione

ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey?
ButterBeer

Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes?
WWW, for sure

Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?
Three Broomsticks Not so gloomy

James/Lily or Snape/Lily?
James/Lily, definitely!!

Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?
Hogwarts, but I love Hogsmeade too.

Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?
Diagon Alley, sounds like so much fun!

Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?
Malfoy Manor

Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?
Beartie Bott's

Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?
Daily Prophet

Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?
MUST DIE...

Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw?
Gryffindor but I like Raven claw too

TIE!!

Random

Have you Been to A Release Party?
Nope

Ever cried while reading one of the books?
Yep, when Harry saw all the dead bodies, when Dobby died, when hedwig died, when Sirius died, when Mad-eye died when Fred died, when colin died, when dumbly died

A Movie?
Yep same parts (The ones that have come out)

Books or Movies?

BOOKS!

Had A Dream About Harry Potter?

DUH!!

Been To A Fansite?

Does this one count...

Been to JKR’s Site?

Yep!

Have You Ever Roleplayed?
No

If So/Do..Who were you/ are you?
See above

Did you use to have an absurd theory?
I suppose

What was it?
that Sirius never died and just got sent to the past

Did you/Do you hide your obbsession?
NO!! Why should I?

Did it/ Does it work?
Sends death glare and points up

Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all?

Yep like hermione for halloween, Luna for Halloween!

Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”?

I can.

Did you just try to prove that wrong?
Here is proof: Hermione. Don't read much Ron/hermione.

Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Intials?
Yep

Did you just try to prove that wrong?
Nope

Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are alot alike?
Yep

Do you find it wierd that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So ALike?
nope

Do you know what fanfiction is?

what do you call THIS!

Ever Been To A Fanfiction site?

See above

Do you read fanfiction?
Duh!

If so, do you like it?
Duh!

Are you a member of a fanfiction site?
What do you think

What site?
You idiots THIS ONE!

Do you write fanfiction?
Look at the bottom

Do you like to write fanfiction?
Yes

Ever had Harry Potter Candy?
Yes

Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff?
Ties, hat, scarf, wand, poster, Books/movies, robes, scene it, OotP Ds game, HBP wii game, Spectra-Specs

Do you have Harry Potter Scene It?
Look above

Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt?
Nope... Tear tear

What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too?
Luna

Do You Agree With This?

Yep

Do You Have Any Nicknames That Have To Do With Harry Potter?

Yep

What Are They?
Alice longbottom jr.

Do you object to being Called By them?
Alice No way

Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession?
They're just as obsessed. If they didn't support it they wouldn't be my friends

Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter?
No not yet... well actually yes...

What’s One?(You don’t have to explain)

Miss Potter future Mrs. Longbottom (Does that count?)

Make a wish, and hope it happens...

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. That's for me to know and you to wonder
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? blue
3. Your first initial? E
4. Your monthof birth? February
5. Which color do you like more, black or white? black
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Julia
7. Your favorite number? 13 or the most powerful magical number AKA 7
8. Do you like California or Florida more? florida
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? tie
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). It's a secret...

Are you done?

YES

Are you sure?

YEEES

Really?

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

Okay...

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservativeand aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soulmate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Real Name: Elizabeth Roy

My GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Eliizzle

My DETECTIVE NAME: (fave color and fave animal): Blue whale (AWESOME! I love all whales and dolphins so my detective name is the name of an animal one of my favourite ones)

My SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): marie demaisonneuve

My STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): royeljef (GO STAR WARS!)

My SUPERHERO NAME: ( 2nd fave color, favorite drink): green apple juice

My ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):lyretje

My WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Marie

My GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Bo

I AM THE GIRL

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her (yet it would be nice) and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Pixel Alice, ME LOVEY JAZZY, Gandalf the Grey-Edelwiess, DoYouReallySeeMe, Potter's Angels, CelticHeiressFiona, The Love Dragon, animaluvr123, Lizard1307

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy:Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine

If you read Deathly Hallows in under a week, copy and paste this,then add your name and how long it took you to read the book, Elizabeth Roy 1 1/2 hours to 2 hours

If you like to pretend Fred/Remus/Tonks/Sirius/Cedric/Dumbledore/or other Hp charcters are still alive,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to youe profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, sopy and paste this into your profile.

If your hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you agree that 90 percent of politics are dumb, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are against any kind of abuse, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congradulations, and copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers, do drygs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you hate racism, copy this to your profile.

If you get too excited for books,movies,etc. to come out copy and paste this in your profile.

If you don't use myspace and are proud enough to make it public,copy and paste this into your profile

If you are a die hard,no hope for cure Harry Potter fan,copy and paste this into your profile

If you talk to yourself and aren't afaird to admit it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against animal cruelty put this in your profile..

Elizabeth Roy:

1. Song that always makes you sad? The Graduation song by vitamin C.

2. Last thing you bought? Halloween Pumpkin.

3. Last person you argued with? Erica A.

4. Do you put Butter before putting the peanut butter on? No.

5. One of your stuffed animals' names as a kid? Sweet Dreams

6. Did you ever own at one time a Barenaked Ladies Cd?

7. Favorite day of the week? Saturday.

8. Favorite Sundae topping? Chocolate sauce

9. Did you take Piano lessons? No lol.

10. Most frequent song played? Sweeney Todd soundtrack

11. T.V. show you secretly enjoy?

12. Would you rather play basketball or hockey? Neither!

13. Date someone older or younger?

14. One place you wish you could travel right now? Ontario (My cousins house) or La Ronde

15. Do you use umbrellas? Yep

16. Do you know all the words to the Canadian national anthem? Yes

17. Favorite Cheese?

18. The Smith's or the Cure?

19. Do you prefer Blondes or Brunettes? I'm brunette but want black or red hair

20. Best job you ever had?

21. did you go to your high school prom?

22. perfect time to wake up? 9am

23. perfect time to go to bed? 10/11pm

24. do you use your queen right away in chess?

25. Ever been in a car accident?

26. closer to mom or dad...or neither? Both

27. what age is this exciting life over for you? It could be anytime!

28. what decade during the 20th century would you have chosen to be a teenager?

29. Favorite shoes you have EVER owned? Old sneakers

30. Do you have an article of clothing you have had since you were in high school? .

31. Were you in track and field?

32. Were you ever in a school talent show? Yes.

33. Have you ever written in a library book? No

34. Allergic to? mosquito bites

35. Favorite fruit?

36. Have you watched sex and the city? No..

37. Baseball hat or toque? baseball hat

38. Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap? No comment

39. Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste? wet.

40. Pen or pencil? Pencil

41. Have you ever gambled at a casino? No.

42. Have you thrown up on a plane? Yes.

43. Have you thrown up in a car?

44. Have you thrown up at work?

45. Do you scream on roller coasters? DUH!!

46. Who was your first prom date? I'M 13!!

47. Who was your first roommate? Never had one

48. What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk for the first time?

49. What was your first job?

50. What was your first car?

51. When did you go to your first funeral? age 7.

52. How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown? 1 1/2.

53. Who was your first grade teacher? Maude

54. Where did you go on your first airplane ride? age 5

55. When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with?

56. Who was your first Best Friend and are you still friends with them? Julia is and always has been one of my BFF

57. Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parent's house?

58. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day? Julia.

59. Who's wedding were you in the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsmen? None

60. What is the first thing you do in the morning? turn on my CD player

61. What was the first concert you attended? Hilary Duff

62. First tattoo or piercing? Pierced my ears

63. First celebrity crush? Non

Name: Elizabeth Marie Roy

Address: Stalker!!

Age: 13

Parents:

What school do you go to? None of your buisness

House:

Blood: ?

Favourite Colour: Blue but I like purple best. Don't ask.

What did you last eat? : ?

What are you wearing? Jeans and a T-Shirt

Your siblings and their ages? Jack age 9

Pets: A dog named Bo

Best Friends: Julia

Do you follow the rules: No... Not always

What was your first word? ?

Boyfriend/Girlfriend: None

Do you have a tattoo? No

Are you a morning person? I'm up between 6 and 9am

Are you left or right handed? Right

Quick, I've just punched you! What do you do? Punch you back

What do you do when you're bored? Fanfic

Who do you hate the most? Xavier with Lucie Allyson in second

What do you sleep in? It depends

What are your best and worst qualities? Best: Loyalty Worst: Temper

What is your favourite animal? Dolphin

Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Marine Biologist not married with triplets named Alice Julia, Elizabeth Sarah, and Jack Chase Not named after my classmates Alice and Elizabeth.

What's your favourite quote?

"…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry. and

"Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. "I am wierd and proud of it, trust me!"

Anything you wish to say before we leave: Insanity is a matter of opinion

1. I will never whore my stories for reviews.

Let me clarify what whoring is, that is saying I need a certain amount of reviews before updating. I HATE that. And, it is against the rules.

HOWEVER!! Obviously since there are still people who just don't get it, I guess I need to spell it out. If a story is not getting a decent amount of reviews I can only assume that there is no interest in the story. Hits don't count. Hits could be someone reading one line and then backing out. Unless readers review, I don't know if there is interest or not. If after a few chapters I don't see interest I will make mention that I am concidering pulling it. I do this as a COURTESY, not as a ploy to gain more reviews and anyone who doesn't believe me can kiss my ...well, you know where. I work too hard on chapters to have them be ignored.

2. I will never deliberately withhold updates to make my readers beg for them. I will update a current story as soon as I have one ready.

I've been challenged on this one a couple times, so let me clarify. Withholding updates, and saying I am going to pull a story unless I start getting reviews are two TOTALLY different things. Hit's are NOT an accurate measure of readers. A hit could be someone who clicked in, read one word, and left. Reviews are the ONLY way we writers have of knowing how people feel about our work.

3. I will never act put out by reader requests for updates.

4. I will never act like I am doing the readers a big favor my posting my work for them to read. (get a big head)

5. I will never react rudely to respectful criticism.

Just a little note here...if your not signed in, or don't leave a valid e-mail...and you slam me...that is NOT respectful criticism. I should have a right to argue my side. Also, nitpicking over obvious typos...yeah, not respectful criticism.

In exchange though...I do request a couple things...

1. Remember I am human, have a life and occasionally suffer from writers block so updates might occasionally be slow.

I'm a sap I admit. I read fanfics that make me cry and I cry over the smallest things

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
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mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile.

Isn't it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a a mini with a t shirt that barely cover anything?

Isn't it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful?

ISN'T IT FUNNY that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone? are you laughing?

Isn't it funny a emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?

ISN'T IT FUNNY that you don't mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?

I'm not laughing.

ITS SO FUNNY that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.

ISN'T IT FUNNY that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.

HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OF LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS? KEEP ON LAUGHING!

Isn't it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life without knowing her situation with her friends or her family or her LIFE!

BRAVE ISN'T GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING!

BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND!

BRAVE IS GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARING WHAT THE WORLD AROUND YOU IS SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES. ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT!

ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET. ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS!

BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMORROW ISN'T A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE ITS ANOTHER DAY OF COMPLAINING AND DODGING RUMORS! KEEP ON LAUGHING.

if you agree put this on your profile and advise others to do the same

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' (personally, my daddy raised me to expect men to be gentlemanly and NEVER put up with a guy who doen't treat me well, if my guy treats me right I tend to respect and care for him)

Hufflepuff

Said Hufflepuff, "I'll teach the lot, and treat them just the same.

Ravenclaw

Said Ravenclaw, "We'll teach those whose intelligence is surest."

Gryffindor

Said Gryffindor, “We’ll teach all those With brave deeds to their name.”

the sorting hat had me tied for Ravenclaw, Gryffindor and Hufflepuff.

Take the quiz: http://www.personalitylab.org/tests/ccq_hogwarts.htm

Things that Professor Snape is no longer allowed to do at Hogwarts:
By excessivelyperky

1. Not allowed to sing “Black Powder and Alcohol” to the students. Especially not allowed to substitute ingredients that will result in napalm and methamphetamine instead.

2. Crucifying toads. Bad idea.

3. Not allowed to collect blood and/or hair samples from students or staff for potion-making. This includes Mrs. Norris.

4. Not allowed to train Hagrid’s pets into attacking Gryffindors.

5. May not call any members of the Ministry of Magic untrustworthy, corrupt slime. Not even Fudge. Ok, especially not Fudge.

6. Even if I still have the receipt for the last bribe I gave him from Lucius.

7. Must never tease Trelawney about what she puts in her incense.

8. May not sell any Weasley into slavery.

9. Gozer does not live in my supply cabinet. You’d be surprised what does, though.

10. The Forbidden Forest is not full of yummy candy, and it is wrong to tell first-years that it is.

11. I cannot trade McGonagall to the Death-Eaters for McNair, Avery, and a DE to be named later.

12. “Poppy” is Madam Pomfrey’s nickname, and not what she dispenses.

13. May not conduct psychological experiments on staff members or students.

14. I should not confess to crimes that took place before I was born.

15. While under Veritaserum.

16. 'To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is a bad long-term goal to give Lord Voldemort. Or Dumbledore, for that matter.

17. Rodents are not entitled to burial with full military honors, even if they are "casualties of war". Not even Pettigrew.

18. Not allowed to add 'In accordance with the prophesy' to the end of answers I give to a question Dumbledore asks me. Only Trelawney gets to do that.

19. Not allowed to purchase anyone's soul on school time.

20. Must wash my hair even if it tampers with my 'Sampson like powers'.

21. Must not taunt the Hufflepuffs.

22. Not allowed to appeal to mankind's baser instincts in Death-Eater recruiting posters. God only knows why.

23. Not allowed to put up Death-Eater recruiting posters on school property, not even in the Slytherin Common Room.

24. May not make posters depicting the leadership failings of my chain(s) of command. Neither Dumbledore nor Voldemort have any sense of humor that way.

25. It is better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission, no longer applies to Professor Snape.

26. There are no evil clowns living under my bed.

27. Except Peeves.

28. Nerve gas is not funny, not even at a Dark Revel.

29. Must not tell any Death-Eater that I am smarter than they are, especially if it's true.

30. Visiting Irish wizards are not after 'Me frosted lucky charms'. Now Flitwick, on the other hand, has a right to be worried.

31. Potions Class should not end in tragedy.

32. I may not produce or perform in “Hogwarts: The Full Monty”. Nor may I encourage any student or staff to do so.

33. Not even Madam Hooch.

34. May not use Harry Potter as a body shield if Voldemort invades the school.

35. May no longer decorate the Great Hall for any function.

36. May not give Professor Sprout any plant named “Audrey”.

37. May not feed Longbottom to “Audrey”.

38. May not bring Moaning Myrtle as my date to the Yule Ball.

39. May not put banned substances on the Gryffindor Quidditch brooms just before a match (see attached list).

40. May not encourage Fred or George Weasley to boobytrap the Sorting Hat.

41. May not bring Longbottom to any Death-Eater function in the hopes he will ‘fix’ Voldemort’s latest potion.

42. Even if the resulting explosion will leave a smoking crater a quarter-mile in diameter, thus resolving at least two of my major problems.

43. May not send a charmed rubber rat across the floor of the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom in hopes that Lupin will chase it.

44. Or send Sirius Black a flea collar in Extra Large. Though he could use it. “Dances with wolves, sleeps with fleas”.

45. When asked to give a few words at a ceremony or staff meeting, ‘Romper Bomper Stomper Boo' is probably not appropriate.

Besides, that’s Dumbledore’s job.

For Good

(Elphaba):

I'm limited

Just look at me - I'm limited

And just look at you

You can do all I couldn't do, Glinda

So now it's up to you

For both of us - now it's up to you...

(Glinda):

I've heard it said

That people come into our lives for a reason

Bringing something we must learn

And we are led

To those who help us most to grow

If we let them

And we help them in return

Well, I don't know if I believe that's true

But I know I'm who I am today

Because I knew you...

Like a comet pulled from orbit

As it passes a sun

Like a stream that meets a boulder

Halfway through the wood

Who can say if I've been changed for the better?

But because I knew you

I have been changed for good

(Elphaba):

It well may be

That we will never meet again

In this lifetime

So let me say before we part

So much of me

Is made of what I learned from you

You'll be with me

Like a handprint on my heart

And now whatever way our stories end

I know you have re-written mine

By being my friend...

Like a ship blown from its mooring

By a wind off the sea

Like a seed dropped by a skybird

In a distant wood

Who can say if I've been changed for the better?

But because I knew you

(Glinda):

Because I knew you

(Both):

I have been changed for good

(Elphaba):

And just to clear the air

I ask forgiveness

For the things I've done you blame me for

(Glinda):

But then, I guess we know

There's blame to share

(Both):

And none of it seems to matter anymore

(Glinda):

Like a comet pulled from orbit

As it passes a sun

Like a stream that meets a boulder

Halfway through the wood

(Elphaba):

Like a ship blown from its mooring

By a wind off the sea

Like a seed dropped by a bird in the wood

(Both):

Who can say if I've been

Changed for the better?

I do believe I have been

Changed for the better

(Glinda):

And because I knew you...

(Elphaba):

Because I knew you...

(Both):

Because I knew you...

I have been changed for good...

If you are on fanfiction.net for some other reason than writing pure romance fics or totally rearranging the original story because some slash romance story didn't happen, copy this and paste it onto your profile.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

My stories

The story of my life: The story of eight children finding out they're a Potter, A Malfoy, A Nott, or a Longbottom. They go from the muggle world to the wizarding world in one year.

Time travel with the Sommerserts equals disaster: The story of an eighth grade class at a reconstruction of a 19th century Quebec Village with an unplaned visit from a marauder, his wife, a son of a marauder, his girlfriend, and his four best friends.

Harry Potter and the mute 2: Continuation of Naomi.Angel.Potter's Harry Potter and the mute. Read that for summary.

Another truth or dare: On hold. Two of most powerful witches of the 3rd generation bring the marauder's era, the golden trio's era, and their own together for a game of truth or dare. If you want to be in it then fill out both chapter questionaires as reviews.

Hogwarts love story: The story of Remus and Tonks' relationship at hogwarts. Tonks is 13 and Moony 17

They all read the deathly hallows: Three generations are brought together to read HP7

Stories I WILL write

The boyfriend's family: Dudley's girlfriend is Fabian Prewett's daughter. Her uncle on her muggle mother's side died a few days after the war. She invites the Dursleys to come for dinner after asking Molly if she can have her boyfriend's family over for dinner. Harry is there. Read to find out the rest.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, FieldOfPaperFlowers, Midnight's Queen, Ally-Ljr.1307

Quizes

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies. X
You love jeans.X
Dogs are better than cats. X
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team. X
Shopping is torture.X SOMETIMES
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. X
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice. X
You own like a trillion baseball caps. X THEY ARE MY LIFE

You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. X
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. X
You love to go crazy and not care what people think. X
Sports are fun X
Talk with food in your mouth. X
Sleep with your socks on at night X SLIPPERS OR SOCKS

Total: 13

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.

You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink

Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport. X
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance? X
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid. X

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total:3

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?
Hailey and I sad NO

Where are you?
My Basement

Look up. Now look back. What did you see?
Up:ceiling

back: Wall

What's the last thing you ate?
DQ icecream pizza

What's your personality like?
Hyper, energetic, random, obsessive, shy

Who do you have a crush on?
no one

What was the last thing you thought?
This is random

How To Answer This Question

Say "George Bush". What's the first thing that comes to your mind?
US Presidant

You now have a million pounds. What do you do?
Buy a laptop, save the money

What are you eating/drinking right now?
Nothing

What are you writing RIGHT NOW?
This

Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?
Canada

Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say?
means

Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.

Hailey

Turn on the T.V. What show is on?

fire emblam radient dawn is being played

What happened last time you were typing here on this computer?
My e-mail quit on me

Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see?
door

Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell?

iBccipoipyticaireo

Type your name with your knuckles: alice luna ongbottom jr./elizabethroy (OMG PERFECT-L)

Type your name with your nose: zlkmccb/elimzaqbeth

Type your name with your name with your feet: Alice/Elizabeth (OMG PERFECT!!)

Type your name with a pen without looking:aiuswei8sgrty

I LOVE HARRY POTTER! I HAVE READ EVERY BOOK IN THE SERIES OVER 20 TIMES!

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, FlyingToastersUnite, JoshRamsay.GrimmFever, icecreamgurl6455/Ally-Ljr.1307

Erised stra ehru oyt ube cafru oyt on wohsi. I show not your face but your hearts desire.
If you actually know what this line is from, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Sad

I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me
"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''
"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the libary, and listning to them over and over again. Crazy is when you dont say a thing about yourself in your fanfiction bio but insted yell random things that make you lafe. Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you laugh about how Edward Cullen thinks Bella is DEAD in New Moon, even though it's a very serious matter, and your sister hears you and asks why you're laughing so loud and you tell her and she just cries about it because she thinks it's sad. Crazy is when you headbang to a slow song, or become odsessed with the song "Let it Die" by Three Days Grace because it reminds you of Edward Cullen for some odd reason. Crazy is naming your winter jacket Mr. Puffy and your best friend naming hers Mrs. Puffy and letting them marry for the winter. Then at the end of the winter, they both retire and divorce each other. Crazy is when you are taking a math test and go over on ur scrap sheet of paper to work out the problem, and start drawing spirals until the teacher goes five minutes left! Crazy is having a major arguement with your friend...and i mean major...its still going on and it has already been a year...about which one is better: pudding or jello. Crazy is when you start laughing until you butt falls off for no apparent reason and your mom comes in the room and goes like, "What the hell is going on?" Crazy is if you suddenly yell, 'PARTY IN MY TUMMY!' and everyone stares at you in Pre-Algebra class. crazy is if you bark at a ballon; because baloons dont get scared...Crazy is when u start laughing over something that happened over like two months ago If you're crazy, Crazy is when you catch a toad and spend all day making a cage for it and then you decide to just let the toad go. copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, loop-de-loop-ride, wfea, PotterPhan21, Tansiana, Tigerlilystar, Sweet-Sunshyne, PiperPaigePhoebe01, MercuryBlue144, RedtheBrunette, allikittenkat1, Ally-Ljr.1307

Why do we sleep in church, But stay awake through a 2 hour movie?

Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about sex?

Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it easy to read Playboy?

Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly friendster message, Yet we repost the nasty ones?

Why are churches getting smaller, But bars and clubs are growing?

Think about it, are you going to repost this?

Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Repost this as

".Don't read if you're under 13...seriously" 80 of you wont repost this.

The Lord said: "If you deny me in front of men, I will deny you in front of my father

A Dads Poem

Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow.

Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home.

Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone.

But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.

But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet.

Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats. one by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.

At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. each of them was searching, for a man who wasn't there.

"Where's her daddy at?" she heard a boy call out.

"She probably doesn't have one," another student dared to shout.

And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say, "Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."

The words did not offend her, she smiled up at her Mom and looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.

And with hands behind her back, slowly she began to speak. And out from the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.

"My Daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away. But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day. And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know. All about my daddy, and how much he loves me so. He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike. He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite. We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone. And though you cannot see him. I'm not standing here alone. "Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart I know because he told me, he'll forever be in my heart"

With that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest. Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress. And from somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears. Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years. For she stood up for the love of a man not in her life. Doing what was best for her, doing what was right. And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd. She finished with a voice so soft, but its message clear and loud.

"I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star. And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far. You see he was a fireman and died just this past year when airplanes hit the towers and taught Americans to fear. But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away."

And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day. And to her mother’s amazement, she witnessed with surprise. A room full of daddies and children, all starting to close their eyes. Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside. Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him at her side.

"I know you're with me Daddy," to the silence she called out.

And what happened next made believers, of those once filled with doubt. Not one in that room could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed. But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose.

And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, by the love of her shining star. And given the gift of believing, that heaven is never too far.

‘They’ say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them.

When You Know You're Obsessed With Harry Potter (BTW, I've done or had the urge to do all of them)

1. When you bump into walls, saying "Maybe they moved it... it HAS to be around here somewhere..."

2. When you go into your basement or bottom apartment and you see a pot filled with water and spices. What, it's Potions! (I've wanted to do this for like forever)

3. When you call your least favorite teacher Snape

4. When your friends have had to subdue you after one of them said "Harry Potter isn't real"

5. If you're younger than 11, you are convinced you will go to Hogwarts. Eventually.

6. If you're older than 11, you proudly call yourself a "Muggle-born Squib"

7. When your parents have actually banned you from reading Harry Potter

8. When you read them at school anyway

9. When you've been Harry Potter for Halloween

10. Even if you're a girl

11. When you own all 10 Harry Potter books.

12. When you know what 10 books I was talking about

13. When you're a brunette, you crimp your hair to become Hermione

14. Even if you're a boy

15. When you see redheads and immediately think 'Weasley... lets go say hi!"

16. When you've made a wand.

17. When you go outside, you look up, and think "Geez, that spell to see the sky had worked really well!"

18. When you hold the escalator very tight in case it moves sideways... what, it moves up why can't it move in other directions?

19. When you see someone with a huge beard you think 'Hagrid"

20. When you keep waiting for your strictest teacher to turn into a cat. coughMrStewartcough

21. When you wave a twig you randomly picked up to see if sparks come out of it.

22. When you've written at least 2 fanfics of it.

23. When you haven't written any fanfics... they're biographies!

24. When you're mad, you mutter "poxie droppings" or something of that sort

25. When you are able to quote long passages of Harry Potter aloud

26. When you've been to jkrowling.com

27. When you turn on a light, you think "Lumos"

28. When you turn it off, you think "Nox"

29. When you are able to draw the Dark Mark

30. When you've memorized the Tale of the Three Brothers

31. When you have deeply reflected on the Tales of Beetle the Bard and found morals and values of ancient wizards.

32. When you have gotten a friend coughalicough deeply obsessed with the series

33. When you immidiately think of magic when you get a tough problem

34. When you want to "Crucio!" your math/reading/grammar/science/etc. during a boring lesson

35. When you have actually yelled Crucio/Avada Kedavra out loud in the middle of class.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. UUUUUUMMMMMM That's a secret

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? Blue tied to green

3. Your first initial? E

4. Your month of birth? Feb

5. Which color do you like more, black or white? Black

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Julia

7. Your favorite number? 13/7

8. Do you like California or Florida more? FLORIDA 4 LIFE

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? TIE

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). SECRET

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love the rain, copy and past this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile. (My FC signature: Elizabeth Roy "I sleepwalk you see. That's why I wear shoes to bed"

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan-fictions, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you are insane and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil. Copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension. Copy and paste this in your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then copy and paste this into your profile

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Orlando Bloom told them it was uncool to breathe, copy this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing you butt off.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, EcoliandDahChihuahua, Black Rose Dye, Geradsredskittle666, AbbyLover, DramioneLurver, Victoria Anne Stauffer, Ally-Ljr.1307

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. =D

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have never will and proud of it copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (multiple times a day baby)

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

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98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been flamed, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read fics of shippings/pairings you don't support/hate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

If you noticed that the Kim Possible movie, So the Drama, has the initials, STD, which also stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease, and find that very creepy, copy this into your profile.

If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile.If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal eletrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! Now copy this into your freakin' profile, dammit!

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart

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"Shit!! will u watch where ur goin next time?! u could have hit poor innoccent lil me!! u lil bitches!! If you like the bunny copy and paste in you profile."

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous Fan Fictions, copy this on to your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Black Wolf-Dog,

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