I Love my Birdy! I Love my Birdy! I Love my Birdy! I Love my Birdy!

My Obsessions Include:

Coffee

Jigsaw Puzzles

Chess

My Cockatiel!

Mushrooms

Balloons

Tea

Fanfiction

Save Pluto! Stop the Discrimination!

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I ran with scissors, and lived!

"We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."-Unknown

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

Come to the dark side we have cookies...(and a toaster)

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.

Poodle: the other white meat.

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it

whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid.

I do not suffer from insanity. On the contrary, I rather enjoy it!

"Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?"

Humans are like slinkies, basically useless, yet fun to watch fall down stairs.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like randomly singing annoying songs, copy and paste this into your profile

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

The Top Eleven Things Everyone Should Know About Twilight: copied from Sarah1281

1. Werewolves are only immortal as long as they want to be. Yeah. Kind of strange. Apparently it has to do with how often they choose to become wolves. Of course, these are quite strange werewolves who don’t follow the moon.

2. Vampires sparkle in the sun. Really. And no one ever laughs at them when they do this. Then again, they only ever show this to lovestruck teenage girls.

3. In a werewolf/vampire/human threesome, the human has to be in the middle so the freezing vampire and burning werewolf balance each other out. Or something like that.

4. It is not at all creepy to make an unborn baby your soulmate nor is it creepy to raise your soulmate from infancy as its father/brother and then become its lover.

5. Author Stephanie Meyer is apparently a big supporter of the rights of demon babies.

6. Wanting to literally eat your girlfriend is romantic, not deeply disturbing.

7. Jeopardizing a fragile treaty between two very dangerous, deadly groups because you can’t control your hormones is endearing, not painfully stupid.

8. When you’re friends with vampires and werewolves, you no longer are required to care about your human friends and family.

9. . When a guy you have been dating for a few months abruptly leaves and never plans on coming back and you take to cliff diving to hear his voice, you are in no way crazy nor should you look into therapy.

10. You should never, ever let Bella and Edward name anything. Ever.

11. TELLING a group of vampires that want to kill your baby that she is half human will do nothing. Finding someone who claims that they are half-human solves everything. They’ll even kill that vampire that’s out to get you for you.