"Okay, so I'm the Avatar, the prince of the Fire Nation, and the son of the world's best waterbender and firebender. Big deal. I'm still just a regular kid."

Kiba
17
5' 6"
16" Brown hair w/ one silver streak in the front, usually held back like my father's, embracing both sides of my heritage
Right eye: Gold; Left: Blue

Okay, sorry. Kiba found the keyboard (and if you read that out loud, it sounds a little weird). Anyway, I'm his publicist (I'm not giving out my real name; do you take me for some kind of moron?), and it's nice to finally find this profile-modification-thing. At this point, I've nothing to post but opinions. However, I'd be glad to share other information with you. For example:

I did get a new e-mail (okay, g-mail), but I swear, Avatar's honor, I'm still the exact same guy; i just took off the '1001' part. Hope nobody's thrown out of their universal balance. Don't worry, everything else aboput me is still the same. Oh, check out the bottom of the page.

Favorite movies: Iron Man; Transformers; Spider-Man 3; pretty much any recent superhero movie, and by recent I mean last 15 years or so

Favorite songs (Me): Ode to a Superhero; Never Too Late; When You're Evil; Move Along; What I've Done; Over You; Shut Up (by Simple Plan); The Great Escape; Good Riddance/Time of Your Life

Favorite songs (Kiba): Fukai Mori; Teardrop; Haruka Kanata; Go/Fighting Dreamers; Undo; Ready Steady Go; Rewrite; Jyuken Sentai Gekiranger
(Side note: Kiba's songs are sung in a Fire Nation code-language; We know it as Japanese)

Favorite TV shows: Avatar The Last Airbender; Power Rangers; Mind of Mencia; Naruto; Reaper; Danny Phantom

Favorite artists: "Weird" Al Yankovic; Jeff Dunham; Carlos Mencia; Lewis Black; Mitch Hedberg (RIP); George Carlin (RIP); Steven Lynch

Favorite foods: Pizza (pepperoni, sausage, bacon); deep-fried Oreos (covered in funnel cake batter first; IT IS DELICIOUS!)

Favorite drink: Vanilla Coke (nearly impossible to find anywhere; found some in AZ; yes, I'm in AZ for awhile)

Fan shippings: Zuko/Katara (ATLA); Danny/Sam (DP)

Favorite quotes:

-Fck Tucker; Tucker sucks. And fck Tucker's friend, Kyle.
-I'll bet you anthing that 10 times out of 10, Nicky, Vinny, and Tony will beat the sht outta Todd, Kyle, and Tucker.
~George Carlin (RIP)

-The revolution isn't coming; it's already begun...
-What about what, now?
~Me (maybe)

Good evening, and welcome to the 6:15 news. I'm your anchor, Oswald That-ends-wald Our top story tonight: Besse the Cow was found murdered this morning, the only evidence being several small porcelain figurines, believed to be the murder weapons. Police are classifying this as history's first known case of a Knick-Knack Patty Whack.
~Colin Mochrie, Whose Line Is It Anyway? I don't remember exactly; this is a rough approximation.

-My apartment is infested with koala bears; it's the cutest infestation ever.
-Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!
-I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs.
-I would imagine that if you could understand Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
-I saw a commercial for a product. The guy said "This product can help you water your hard-to-reach plants." Who the fck would make their plants hard to reach? That seems so very mean. 'I know you need water, but I'm gonna make you hard to reach...I will throw water at you...Think like a cactus!'
-I saw a human pyramid; it was very unnccesary. It did not need to exist.
~Mitch Hedberg (all 6)

-Dee-dee-dee!
-God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people.
-If you ain't laughin', you ain't livin', baby!
~Carlos Mencia

It's morphin' time!
~Various

Hip-hip-hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day!
~Weird Al

-Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
-You laugh because I'm different...I laugh cause I just farted!
-Always remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
~All Unknown

And my all-time favorite:

-Stupid people are like slinkies; not really good for anything, but you can't help but laugh when you see one fall down the stairs.
~Again, unknown

Nothing else at the moment...okay, one thing:

To those who have read the ATLA Sozin's Comet book: I'm telling you, at least half of it (from what I've heard) sounds like complete bull#!+ (I'm talking about the stuff that doesn't make sense like SPOILER WARNING Energy-bending? Ursa never shows up? Aang/Katara wins the shipping war? Aang beats Ozai without the Avatar State, then lets him live?! Azula going insane is believable, but that would rule her out as an antagonist in any possible sequel series!SPOILERS OVER) Please, everybody, wake up and smell Uncle Iroh's jasmine/ginseng blend! This book is nothing more than an over-glorified fanfic! There is absolutely no way in hell Nickelodeon would let out such highly-anticipated and valuable information, especially with the series finale still two weeks away! (It's early July '08 right now.) Some of this may be true, but I'm willing to bet that a good chunk of it isn't.
Besides, with all the fan support for Zutara, Mike and Bryan would have one hell of a problem on their hands if Katara ended up with Aang in the end.

Also, real quick: I am finally free! I have officially graduated from high school! And the best part: top of the class, baby!