heh....Hi. I'm an ARSONIST! Well....I wanna be...


Ssshhhh...dont tell anyone...I love ANGELETTE JAMIE!!! Actually...she's my friend...from school...or something like that...


yeah...well...what did you expect??? A life story for Christs sake?? God...you people...you scare me....so much...


Ok. I'm outta here. Check out my bathroom humor and watch me mooch off of my friends. Ja ne! 

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1. Bathroom break...sorta....I suck at titles... reviews

Rated PG-13 for weird content....Dog decides he has to go to the bathroom....and triggers some very weird things...NOTE: My friend and I were on sugar and caffine when we thought of this...heh heh heh...

CatDog - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 1-24-02 - Published: 1-24-02

2. Sleep deprivation can do serious damage... reviews

This is....well...disturbing. You'll just have to read it for yourself. "It tastes like veal. Only babies." -Sealab2021

Donkey Kong Country - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 1-24-02 - Published: 1-24-02