|
| Klei |
Author has written 30 stories for Naruto, Fragile Dreams, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Amnesia: The Dark Descent. It finally happened. :( I knew it was coming sooner or later, but I was hoping it would be later. Oh well. Anyway, in light of the recent removal of The Book of Hell, I will be leaving FF and taking my stuff over to A03. It's a shame, since I liked FF, but, well, rules are rules, right? It'll probably take me a little while to figure out the new system, so new chapters may take a little bit to come out; in the meantime, the stuff I co-wrote with other people is already there on my profile as well as theirs. Oh well. I hope that, if you enjoy my work, you'll check it out there. Please support Konata, Beatrice, and everybody else there, too. http://archiveofourown.org/users/Klei/works Thank you for all who've supported me on FF. I'm sure my account will get banned at some point once they figure out just how much crud there is on here, but I'll leave this notice up until that time comes. Tumblr: Personal - http://kleionflight.tumblr.com/ Fanfiction - http://kleifanfiction.tumblr.com/ | |||||||||
1. After School Detention » reviewsAlfred hasn't been doing so well in class. His teacher, Mr. Kirkland, chooses to physically discipline him when he gets a tad too rowdy. Afterwards, Alfred is forced to use his body in order to pass the class. UKUS, Teacher/Student, caning, lemons.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 79,255 - Reviews: 142 - Updated: 5-10-13 - Published: 8-18-11 - England/Britain & America2. The Book of Total Innocence reviewsIvan decides to summon his guardian angel to spread kindness and fluffy bunnies to all the good little children, and it's totally free; this is the story of his life, love, and unicorns. (Notice for followers of The Book of Hell inside.) Rated M for semi-graphic hugging.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-10-13 - Russia & America - Complete3. Death is Cheap » reviewsFor nations, death is cheap. Russian Roulette may hurt, but they always come back to life. No, the biggest concern is what the other player decides to do while you're 'dead.' Character deaths played for smut and laughs, multiple times. RussAme.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,752 - Reviews: 119 - Updated: 2-10-12 - Published: 3-11-11 - Russia & America4. Withered reviewsIt was okay. For the best, even. Because flowers that withered away had to be pruned. That was all there was to it. No pairings, character suicide warning, unreliable narrator warning.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,039 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-3-12 - Russia - Complete5. Kleiland reviewsParody crackfic of original country fanfiction. This, everyone, is the inspiring tale of how Klei's sofa was recognized as a country independent of the United States. VIVA LA RESISTANCE! Or something... Your IQ will drop at least 70 points reading this.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 4-26-11 - America - Complete6. Barbs reviewsRussAme and AmeRuss Catalia smut. That… That is all. Should I be ashamed? Warning for kitty sex, and because kitties have barbs on their you-know-whats. Written for Kinkmeme.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,051 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 3-31-11 - Russia & America - Complete7. Monster Lovin' reviewsThere is really nothing to say about this except Fleshy Shadow/Grunt/Brute/Daniel. Written for Kinkmeme. Yes, Amnesia has a Kinkmeme. :3 Warnings for High Octane Nightmare Fuel and a bit of a cracky premise.Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 2-17-11 - Daniel - Complete8. The Box reviewsAmerica has a box that he is quite content to pretend is a racecar. Or a spaceship. Or a pirate ship. Russia joins in. Fluffiness ensues. RussAme-ish.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 119 - Published: 1-30-11 - Russia & America - Complete9. Always Eat Your Vegetables reviewsTony is at his wit's end trying to get America to eat his vegetables. This is also an origin story for Mochimerica. Warning for HIGH LEVELS of crack. Lettuce/America, mature content, and utter insanity.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 12-22-10 - Tony & America - Complete10. Lord of Empires Online » reviewsEager to try an online civilization game England told him about, America finds himself in a bit of a pickle as he and the others attempt to rule the server. Cracky fic. T for language.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,647 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 12-10-10 - Published: 10-24-10 - America & Russia11. Romantic Evening reviews"Only you would find a dinner at Friendly's romantic." In which Russia and America go on a date. To a fast-food restaurant. Needless to say, Russia is distressed. RussAme fluff, T for some language.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,844 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 11-9-10 - Russia & America - Complete12. Tetris reviewsAmerica and Russia have the ultimate face-off!… In a game of Tetris. "What do you mean, it's a Russian game?" RussiAme fluff, followed by M-rated activities. And a bizarre dream sequence. No, really. We're talking uber weird, here.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,579 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 10-23-10 - Russia & America - Complete13. Loose Ends » reviewsFrom their base/hotel, the group's main goal was to rescue survivors and save humanity. A fan-made sequel. I couldn't help it; there were so many loose ends in the game, it wasn't even funny. Crow/Seto, maybe other pairings as time goes on.Fragile Dreams - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,435 - Reviews: 145 - Updated: 10-23-10 - Published: 5-10-10 - Crow & Seto14. What Is This I Don't Even reviewsTony and America. And tentacles. I have no more to say here. …Don't look at me like that, SOMEBODY had to do it, and I couldn't find any others! X.X Tentacle Monster/America, crack, M for a lemon. Don't like, don't read. I'm going to Hell for this.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 78 - Published: 9-22-10 - Tony & America - Complete15. Boom reviewsSince he was a child, America had always loved explosions... England didn't worry so much about it until it started to get dangerous. No official pairings, though it can be seen as England/America if you want. Character and civilian deaths.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-31-10 - America & England/Britain - Complete16. The Disappearance of Crow reviewsA one-shot drabble from Crow's point of view, when he died. Inspired by the song, "The Disappearance of Hatsune Miku." Also, my first story with a rating below T! SWEET! Well, sort of. Crow/Seto, lazily put together.Fragile Dreams - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-27-10 - Crow & Seto - Complete17. Pickup Lines reviewsAll the main males of the Narutoverse take turns desperately trying to win the oblivious blonde's heart... With their own pick-up lines. Any/Naru, it's left open-ended. NOT based on the pick-up lines picture/comic thing.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 1-4-10 - Naruto U. - Complete18. Books reviewsNaruto and Sakura have an argument over which series of novels is better, "Harry Potter" or "Inheritence"/Eragon. As such, they decide to ask Sasuke... Of whose answer is the exact opposite of what anyone would expect. Crackfic, oneshot, no pairings.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 10-9-09 - Sasuke U. - Complete19. Lost in a Small Room » reviewsHe was going to officially graduate. It was his big day, finally passing and ending academy life! But when he didn't show up at the ceremony, Sasuke was sent to find him… And he did. In an alley. Being violated by three men. SasuNaru, lemons, rape.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,663 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 9-19-09 - Published: 7-13-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.20. Keeping Up reviewsWhoever said it was the seme who always demanded sex? Oh, how troublesome it was for poor Kisame to have to deal with his hormone-prone teenage lover's constant pleas. KisaIta lemons, crack-ish, failed attempt at humor.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 118 - Published: 7-13-09 - Kisame H. & Itachi U. - Complete21. Dream reviewsKakashi had warned Sasuke that dreams were private things, not to be messed with. Naturally, our favorite Uchiha ignores this and decides to go ahead and use his new technique to observe Naruto's sleeping world… SasuNaru lemons, bondage, oneshot.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 58 - Published: 6-6-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete22. Pinch Me, I'm Dreaming » reviewsIn which Sasuke wakes up in the bed of a blonde dobe who will stop at nothing to have said Uchiha pounding inside of him. SasuNaru lemon, yaoi, MPreg. Don't like, don't read.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,914 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 5-30-09 - Published: 4-16-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.23. How Far Will You Go? reviewsNaruto catches Sasuke and Sakura in intimate acts. The Uchiha insists that Sakura forced him to do it, which she did, but the blonde refuses to believe it! Therefore, Sasuke comes up with something to prove his love! : SasuNaru, oneshot, bondage.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 4-7-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete24. Two Months is Too Long reviewsSasuke is bored. As in, mega bored. Ever since he got back from the Sound, he's been under house arrest. What's a bored Uchiha to do? Why, have some "fun" with Naruto, of course! SasuNaru, graphic lemon, yaoi, no homophobes or kiddies allowed.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 3-27-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete25. The Internet is for Porn reviewsIn which Sasuke teaches Naruto what the internet is truly about! Crackfic, sorta SasuNaru. I do not own the song, Avenue Q does. Nor do I own Naruto; Misashi Kishimoto-sama does.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 3-13-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete26. Mission Impossible reviewsA couple of paragraphs, if you can call them that, that were originally supposed to be a part of another story, but ended up not fitting, and just deleting them was NOT an option... So here it is. SasuNaru yaoi, don't like, don't read.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 12-18-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete27. Chess reviewsIf Sasuke won, it meant getting some new toys... If Naruto won, then the dobe would finally get a turn being seme... Well, he's an Uchiha. He can't lose a game of chess, right? Lemon, NaruSasu, no homophobes allowed.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-6-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete28. The Misadventure of Konohamaru reviewsKonahamaru and the gang escape Ebisu and head to the training field, only to find a nosebleed-worthy sight. Before the next day, everyone in Konoha thinks Naruto is pregnant. Oneshot, SasuNaru, lemon-ish, rated M.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 11-21-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete29. Ritual reviewsAfter Naruto dragged Sasuke back to Konoha, the two began to once again do their thing every night... Lemon, SasuNaru, Masochist!Naruto, whip, vibrator, etc.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 9-13-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete30. The Sadist reviewsNaruto had PLANNED on going to meet Choji at Ichiraku's. Turns out Sasuke decided to drag him to the Uchiha compound for something else. SasuNaru yaoi, and a lemon lasting the whole chapter. You've been warned.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 6-7-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete
USA