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| Tawnyblood |
Author has written 20 stories for Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, and Hetalia - Axis Powers. - In the Holy Roman Empire, going blonde wasn’t exactly a fashion statement. At the time, light-color hair was associated with the barbarian women of Gaul and Germany who often ended up as slaves in brothels. Consequently, Roman law required all prostitutes to dye their hair blonde in order to distinguish themselves from “proper,” dark-mane ladies. - Honest Abe had one of the best sense of humor compared to other American presidents. Exhibit A: "He once watched as a woman wearing a plumed hat slipped and fell on her backside into a puddle. Before offering his assistance, Lincoln remarked to his companion, 'Reminds me of a duck. Feathers on her head, down under.'" - Supposedly, Isaac Newton laughed only once in his whole entire life. He also dabbled a bit in magic and alchemy. - Adolf Hitler was Time Magazine’s Man of the Year for 1938. - Laser = Light Amplification by the Stimulated Emission of Radiation - Aposiopesis is the official name of the rhetorical style in which you deliberately fail to complete a sentence. (’Why you…’) - President James Garfield could write Greek with one hand while simultaneously writing Latin with the other. - If you showed up at the banks of the Potomac River early in the morning during the warmer months between 1825 and 1829, you could catch John Quincy Adams skinny-dipping. - Albert Einstein was offered the presidency of Israel. - The act of snapping one’s fingers has a name. It is called a fillip. - Charles Richter, the scientist who developed the Richter scale, was an avid nudist. Rumors persist that his wife was so distressed by his nudist ways that she divorced him for it. - Green Eggs and Ham = Editor Bennett Cerf challenging Dr. Seuss to write a book containing exactly 50 words. - A giraffe's tongue is purple. - The English (UK) call condoms French letters, and the French call condoms British cloaks. - Did you know that smoking marijuana before the age of 18 increses your chance of Psychosis by 600%? - A hedgehog's skin is so tough that when they get run over, its entrails come out of its mouth and its ass. - Dr. Woodrow Wilson, president of the US, Ph.D. of history and political science, and president of Princeton university, always wrote 'okay' as 'okey'. He said that it was the proper way of spelling a native American Indian word that meant, 'it is so.' -The phrase "OK" came from a slang misspelling for "all correct": orl korrekt. So, when people say they hate slang words (particularly internet slang, like using "ur" instead of your or "kewl" for cool) they're using one every time they say okay. - If you take a bone saw to bone, the smell is very similar to Frito's (Chip brand). - Research has proven that blood really does make good mortar. Specifically, it makes cement stronger and lighter. Stories or Series Undergoing Indefinite Hiatus A Message | |||||||
1. Untitled » reviewsYou can't give life a proper title, can you? AU, and school setting. Pairings: SuFin, Giripan, PruCan, KoreaxChina, SealandxLatvia, GerItaHetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,734 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 12-11-11 - Published: 1-9-10 - Complete2. A Message » reviewsAfter a failed attempt at trying to off himself, Gilbert wakes up in the hospital only to see a very unexpected guest... who may be his guide to recovery.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,349 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 9-12-10 - Published: 8-14-10 - Prussia & Canada3. Jigsaw Pieces » reviewsThey seem to fit... in some weird and messed up way, but at least they fit together right? A collection of Hetalia short stories.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,053 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-21-10 - Published: 6-27-10 - Prussia & Canada4. It's A Lot Like Romeo And Juliet » reviews"For never was a story of more woe than this of Matthew and his Gilbert… O. Sorry, I needed it to match."Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,013 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 7-3-10 - Published: 5-25-10 - Prussia & Canada5. Just Once a Year reviews"Okay, trust me, it's edible okay? It's just a cupcake."/Happy birthday Canada!Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-1-10 - Canada & Prussia - Complete6. Today's Forecast reviewsIn today's forecast there's some heart break, but comfort waiting for you.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-17-10 - Canada & Prussia - Complete7. The Fighting Sullivans reviewsHe was never going to let this happen again...Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-26-10 - America - Complete8. If I Die Young reviewsIf he dies young... Warning: PruCan, FrUk, and character deathsHetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-26-10 - Canada - Complete9. The Invasion of Canadian Vital Regions reviewsGilbert was a man who lost it all, but gained the friendship and love of another nation...Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,629 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-15-10 - Canada & Prussia - Complete10. Special Segment: Hitchhiking From There to There » reviewsTo celebrate his blog's running success, Gilbert decided to hitchhike throughout the world. This is his blog, his updates, and his adventures. Hitchhiking? Why hitchhiking! / First person, no pairings, semi-interactiveHetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-24-10 - Published: 4-21-10 - Prussia11. The Purple Forest reviewsInside the forest, somebody sings a sad and lonely tune... /Based on The Purple Forest sung by Kaito and Miku/Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-14-10 - Prussia & Canada - Complete12. Canologie reviewsPrussnologie? Canologie? What? Short story drabbles that are based on Mikunologie.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,649 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-12-10 - Prussia & Canada - Complete13. Daddy's Dating Rules reviewsMatthew finally worked up the nerve to tell Francis and Arthur that he's dating Gilbert, but they're not very happy about it.../Inspired by that Daddy's Dating Rules joke... thing./There's a bit of PruCan and FrUk.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 4-5-10 - England/Britain & France - Complete14. Prisoner » reviewsThe time frame is 1961 to 1989. The tragedy is the Berlin Wall. The hope is a small Canadian blonde. The one hurting is Gilbert. Inspired by the song Prisoner sung by Len Kagamine, Vocaloid.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-1-10 - Published: 3-30-10 - Prussia & Canada - Complete15. Son of Difference reviewsBased on Daughter of White Part of the Daughter of Evil series sung by Haku Yowane.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,873 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-27-10 - Canada & Prussia - Complete16. Just a Mini History Lesson reviewsA mini history lesson in non-lecture form revolving around Rwanda and the Rwandan genocide. Rated T for language!Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-29-10 - France & Germany17. Once Upon a Time » reviewsTsuna attempts to read Peter Rabbit to Mukuro for the latter to fall asleep. Mukuro soon starts having a very odd dream indeed... Based on Peter Rabbit. -6927-Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,743 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-1-10 - Published: 11-20-09 - Mukuro R. & Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete18. World is Russia's reviewsEverybody knows that the world is Russia's! Based on the song 'World is Mine' sang by Hatsune Miku.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-30-09 - Russia - Complete19. One Big Happy Family »A collection of one- or two-shots. Mostly 6927.Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,337 - Published: 12-30-09 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. & Mukuro R.20. Merry Christmas With Much Love reviewsBoring title alert! D: Merry Christmas everybody! There's 6927 in here... just to let you know. There was a major edit on 12/29/09. C:Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-25-09 - Mukuro R. & Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
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