See the poll above this?

You know you want to vote on it

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See this smexxilicious photo? Yeah, that's me as Naruto and my dearest as Sasu-teme~ You can check out more of us on our deviantarts. InspirePro (group account) Trueloves-onlyhope (my account) Paz1o1 (her account) :heart:

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So you wanna date me?
Dating Profile
Because I swear that's all this is...

Gets called by the majority: Moron... but I prefer... Chii...

Has grown to be: old... I mean young... I mean...18... until November 20th

Gender: ...Plausibly male, if I squint, and hope, and oh forget it... I'm female guys... I do love my boobies though tehehe.

Molests: My wonderful girlfriend. Yep, you heard right, I'm a taken lady... by... another lady :heart: so much for the dating profile.

Haunts: Mainly Hertfordshire, but occasionally London if I'm up for the trip and have monies.

Shipper of: Yaoi, Yuri, Het, SasuNaru

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So I'm a little obsessed
With boys and their toys

Sasuke x Naruto HolySmotherOfSmokingSmolliesAndCumPie. This pairing is my epic! This pairing is my baby. This pairing... is. my. life. Smex, yes it is. With a whole helping of delicious toys and everything on top :grins: There is so much passion in this pairing it drives the passion fruit off the map. Oh yeah.

Roxas x Sora: Now... who here doesn't like to play with themselves :wink: Sora sure does, hell he even loves a bit of himself playing with him. Yep. It's a totally valid, non-incestral pairing. And it is oh so yummy. Bring up your game Sora, because Roxas is owning your ass in my eyes.

Riku x Sora: Who couldn't like this Uber adorable pairing? So he likes Kairi in the game- He adores and fawns over Riku, and if that isn't obvious by the end of the first hour of playing, then maybe your playign the wrong version... because boy oh girl, this is some delicious man x man loving going on here.

Woe be the Whore-Cloud: Now this boy is just smoking their chemistry set. He uke's for all manly men, and beautiful boys, uh huh. This hunk of man-love is like... woah baby... stop smoking up the back screen. He's a yummy little boyo, especially with Sephi-baby, Zackary dearest, maybe even some redhead Reno, or dangerous Genesis.

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I think what about what o.O

Yaoi: There's nothing better than a little man on man action... it's even better when you have a cam in hand and are munching on some delicious chocolate and banana's to keep your happy hormones at an all time high... just... please have a tissue ready.

Yuri: Now, come on, what's better than one girl having a bit of fun... oh? two girls having fun with each other Mhmm hell yeah. I'll have a look at that, and then some yummmy!

Het: Not usually a reader of it, but hey, there's nothing like some good boy n girl loving... a man's gotta do, what I man's gotta do... and while that's usually screwing the brains outta another man usually, tasting a girl sometimes is alright :wink:

Mpreg: I like it... but I don't... And yet if I had a brilliantly laid out plot planned, I'd write it in a nano second... or twenty hours depending on whether I have my tea or not Mhm Yummy! Nother like mummy Naru in SasuNaru... :cough:

Incest: And here is where my morals are stretched. I totally believe in falling in love with whoever you're meant to fall in love with, but the thing is... it just doesn't float my boat in any wayI just don't like it. Of course I like RokuSora never hurt noone... becauae that's just plain playing with yourself :growls: yum.

Original Characters: Don't like them. Won't have them in the spotlight ever. ever. period. Want me to Beta? If you have one mainline OC. Nadda, sorry guys, but find someone else, please and thank you.

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So I'm going to annoy you with what now?

SasuNaru or SasuSaku?

Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke

Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke

Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura

Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura ONCE

When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded...)- He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.

Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke

Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.

Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship- Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II

Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.

It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree.

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You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:

You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
You dream about SasuNaru all the time;
You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;
You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;
You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended;
You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;
You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the timeskip!)
You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip;
Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;
You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;
You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;
You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..);
You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip;
You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous); (Shannaro!)
You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s;
You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;
You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;
Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary);
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;
You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;
SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;
You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!)
You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out..)
Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD;
You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;
You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD);
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue);
You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;
You have written 5 or more stories about them (guilty as charged);
You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”;
You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes :yaoi fan giggle:;
You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs)

-by Tesina Gela Gardner-

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If your a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher,forbiddenkitsunegoddess13, Howl To The Moon, Nayeli, mochiusagi, darkablino, CriggleChi