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Hello! My name is vampgirl8! I don't think you need to know my real name, do you? You freakin' stalker! (haha)
I am fourteen, and currently do not have a boyfriend! Yeah...it's lonely sometimes...but hey! I have more fictional boyfriends than anyone I know!! (Yuki, Ikuto, Edward Cullen, Kyo, Kaname, Zero, Ren, Sakuya, Kazune, Micchi, Mitsuru, Hayama Akito, Honey, Kaoru, Hikaru, Tamaki...I think you get the point.)
I LOVE anime/manga, and I love to read/write books. All but one of my fictional boyfriends listed above is from an anime or manga, but if I listed the ones from books too, plus all the others anime/manga dudes not listed that I LOVE, it would take forever to read. Twilight is one of my favorite books, by Stephanie Meyer, and I can't wait for the movie! Or the next book! It's gonna be great!
For those who care, I also have an account on Mibba, under the username vampgirl. I have stories and stuff that aren't fanfiction there, so you can read it if you want.
I am a total amuto supporter! I love Shugo Chara! fanfics! And others, too, of course. Those will probably be the ones I read first though, so bye bye! I'm also on Veritaserum and youtube. vampgirl for Veritaserum, TheTruthAboutEdward for youtube. Read on fanfic lovers, read on!!
(the following was copied from Mit-chan007's page.)
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If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name. List: Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and lose when it's weird. If you agree copy this and put it in your profile. (It's happened a few times okay.)
If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile and add your name: Unique girl - YAYZ, Fast Talking Dolphin, Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8
Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you've ever tripped on your own two feet copy and paste this in your profile.
If you hate obnoxious ,snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile.
92 percent of the English teen pouplation would be dead if Abecrombia and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath.Copy and paste this in your profile if you are the 8 percent who would be laughing their asses off at the others. (I wear it, doesn't mean I'm that stupid.)
If you've gotten completly zoned out of a converstation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile.
If you ever got zoned out for more than five minutes copy and paste this in your profile.
If you are bored copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think child abuse is horrible copy and paste this in your profile.
If murders make you sick copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think that looks don't matter (well most of the time you think that) copy and paste this in your profile.
Also, this is the reason you can't beta your own work. No matter how correct your work looks there is always a mistake, no one is perfect!!
You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever been standing up perfectly straight and fallen flat on your face paste this onto your profile.
If you like these copy and paste thingies then paste this on your profile.
If you draw anime/manga paste this onto your profile.
if you like writing paste this onto your profile.
If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.
Fang 98 percent human, 2 percent bird, 100 percent hott! If you believe that Fang is hott, copy and paste this into your profile
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, Mit-chan007,Ni-Chan, vampgirl8
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, Mit-chan007,Ni-Chan, vampgirl8
If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile
Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for a couple of scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this into your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! SCREW YOU SCIENCTISTS SCUM!
If you have ever gone to edit your profile, saw all these cut and paste things, and thought "DAMN! That is a lot of crap!" copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever ran into a mirror, C&P
If you have ever run into a tree, C&P
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you went to sleep around 2am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, C&P
If you ever tripped where there was a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste
If you ever fell off a chair backwards, copy and paste this
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.(Me: well, ... not really. ;) Heh. )
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God
If you are called 'weird' at least five times a day, post this into your profile
huh. It figures, all the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip and slide.
I agree with the dictionary; girls before boys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
I find "good morning" contradictory
My heart? Yeah. Not a playground.
You laugh now (me:coughBUScough) because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30, and I'm still 29, who'll be laughing then? (me: huh? oh, take that!)
Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon
I think I could be madly in like with you
Let's flip a coin: heads, we'll be together; tails, we'll flip again
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back
opps! I appear to have fallen on your lips!
Guys should be like lattes: rich, strong, and hot! (me: hell yeah!)
Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up. (me: there's no way anyone can argue with that...)
Friends will always be like "well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call him whispering "seven days..."
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. (me: Just hope that you have something to change it to)
Some day we'll look back on this, and plow into a parked car.
A friend helps you when you fall; a best friend says "Walk much, dumbass?" (me: or "New Feet?")
A friend gives you their umbrella when it rains; a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, BEEP, RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected; a best friend walks up (me: in public) to him and says "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A friend will bail you out of jail; a best friend will be in the room next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!
A good friend helps you when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again.
1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.
We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a brdge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass.
It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
IF EDWARD AND BELLA DON'T STAY TOGETHER I'M GONNA STAB SOMEONE! repost this if you agree.
If you are a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is plotting world domination,copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are part of the 2 percent who hasn't and likes bageals, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste into your pro
If you've ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have a really long profile, C&P this to make it even longer. (hehehe)
If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, C&P
If you are one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste
If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that when you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...C&P
Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree C&P!! (Me: Makes me think of MR...)
If you have your own little world, C&P
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste
If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann -- Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARRIBBEAN -- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabteh, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YUR PROFILE!! (Me: besides, that means he's still available...tehehe...)
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of all the characters in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you wirte Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of actually doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binder with doodles/love notes/ confessions of love/ any other Twilight realted thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you are at just by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out all the Twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you have a folder in your backpack full of pictures (drawn and computer generated) for the Twilight series, and have all the playlist songs on your iPod. Crazy is when you walk into a store, walk around in duckie robes that are sold there, and take pictures of you and your friends doing crazy things (wearing cat beds on you head or kissing garden statues of frogs) until closing time. NONONO CRAzY is when, you and your cousins see a guy of a Four-wheeler and chase him away form the yard your in/ If you're crazy, copy this into your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
If you've ever danced around your first period classroom before the bell rang and everyone was at their lockers and acted like a fairy just for the heck of it, C&P this to your profile.
If you've reread Twilight over 10 times...C&P this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, C&P this into your pro.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch told them it's not cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
Most people would be offeneded if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"
If whenever you see or hear the name Edward, you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, C&P this into your pro.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight it is NOT even funny anymore, C&P
If you ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, C&P
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, C&P
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfiction, copy this into your pro
If people think you are mentally insane...copy this into your profile
If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your pro
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have an odd sort of love/hate realationship with your computer, C&P
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P!
If you have a friend that thinks Twilight it stupid and refuses to read it, C&P
If you've ever walked into a doorway you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile
My best friend is insane, if you agree or have an insane friend, copy and paste this on your pro.
If you think the kids should just stop chasing Lucky and leave the freakin' leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, then copy this to your profile
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste!
If you have a problem with councelors, copy and paste!!
If you hear the voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste.
If you think everyone's out of their minds (including yourself...but that's a given), copy and paste this to your profile
93 percent of teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the seven percent that would ask "what was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Ivander Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, down.with.jacob, bibliocrazed, Shikiangel CerEbow, vampgirl8
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this into your profile,
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!
If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile
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If i dont call you
Its because i'm waiting for you to call me
When i walk away from you mad
Follow me
When i stare at your mouth
Kiss me
When i push you or hit you
Grab me and dont let go
When i start cussing at you
Kiss me and tell me you love me
When im quiet
Ask me whats wrong
When i ignore you
Give me your attention
When i pull away
Pull me back
When you see me at my worst
Tell me i'm beautiful
When you see me start crying
Hold me and tell me everything will be alright
When you see me walking
Sneak up and hug my waist from behind
When i'm scared
Protect me
When i lay my head on your shoulder
Tilt my head up and kiss me
When i grab at your hands
Hold mine and play with my fingers
When i tease you
Tease me back and make me laugh
When i dont answer for a long time
reassure me that everything is okay
When i look at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When i say that i like you
I really do more than you could understand
When i bump into you
bump into me back and make me laugh
When i tell you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When i look at you in your eyes
dont look away until i do
When i miss you
i'm hurting inside
When you break my heart
the pain never really goes away
When i say its over
i still want you to be mine
I don't care if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend right now... I dont care if you are a guy or a woman or Michael Jackson...just read this, it will make a difference...
When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you
Grab her and dont let go
When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you
Give her your attention
When she pulls away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
Protect her
When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you
SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND!
When she grabs at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you;
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does
When she says it's over
she still wants you to be hers
When she reposts this bulletin
she wants you to read it
- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her
- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes.
- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
- Let her know she's important.
- Kiss her in the pouring rain.
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, C&P this into your profile
Valid Questions That I Want Answers For
1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
2. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
3. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
4. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
5. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?
6. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
7. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... Is he still wrong?
8. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? And is it suicide or murder?
9. Is there another word for synonym?
10. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
11. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
12. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
13. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
14. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
15. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
16. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
17. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
18. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
19. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
20. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road
Steriotypes that MUST define me
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.\
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive..
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I dont like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sence of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an overcontrolling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY alot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
Im DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be overcontrolling and a bitch.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
"I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo."(I write poetry)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
"I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue."
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
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I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
I am the man who fears that I will never be able to be myself, to be free of this secret because I won’t risk losing my family and friends.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didnt have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don’t believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends im a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
vampgirl8 supports Gay Rights, Why? Becasue she has freinds that are Bisexual, a lesbian, or Also Gay.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Chocolate Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profle.
'Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if you die today.'
'Don't get mad; get sadistic.'
'Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?'
Common sense is the enemy of comedy.'
'Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.'
'My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am.'
'Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore study to be evil.'
'I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!'
'Damn you; damn the broccoli; DAMN CANADA
'Boys don't fall for me; I trip them.'
'They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill many people.'
'There are very few problems that can not be solved using a large amount of explosives.'
'I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die'
'I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away.'
'It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.'
'The devil sold his soul to Gaara.'
'You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home.'
'Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity.'
'If you laugh I will laugh. If you cry I will cry and if you jump out a window I will laugh.'
'Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?'
'What is this 'kindness' you speak of?'
'It’s all fun and games until someone gets a fork in the eye THEN IT'S EVEN FUNNIER!'
'Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking.'
'Define normal.'
'These sunglasses sure make it hard to see in the dark but I refuse to take them off because I am an American!'
'I will call him George, hug him and love him and rub his fur the wrong way.'
'He who walks with wolves, learns to howl.'
'Of all the things I've ever wished that I know could never be, the thing I wish the most is that I wish I wasn't me.
My Fave Quotes:
'Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.'-Aristotle
'When I saw you, I was afraid of meeting you. When I met you, I was afraid of kissing you. When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I'm afraid of losing you.'-Anonymous
'I think people proclaim their love too easily. I will never seriously tell someone I love them if I don't mean it, so when I do say it, know that you now hold my heart in your hands.'-Me
'It's better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all.'-Lord Alfred Tennyson
'It takes a minute to find someone special, an hour to appreciate them and a day to love them, but an entire lifetime to forget them.'-Anonymous
'Shut up and let me protect you!'-Inuyasha
'That's pretty bad when you can even give a half demon the creeps.'-Inuyasha
'How could I forget? He's into dead girls!'-Kagome
'He's basically a big cuddly puppy dog.'-Kagome
'Huggles!'-Me
'So I'm in love with several fictional characters from books and 'cartoons', your point?'-Me
'So he was once a psychopath killer, he had a good reason. Besides, he's sexy, and that's all I need.'-Me about Gaara from Naruto
(More to come)
OMG! I'm so sorry! My internet was shut down two days after I started using the schedule! I'm SO SORRY! We just got it turned back on, and I decided to take it off. One-because it's WAY too much for me to do in a week when I have homework and all that other stupid shit. I can't fit it all in. And Two-because I don't want to promise a chapter and then fall short. I don't like making false promises. Sorry to all who liked the schedule. Please don't hate me!
Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!
1. Gaara
2. Sakura
3. Sasori
4. Deidara
5. Temari
6. Kankuro
7. Shikamaru
8.Neji
9. Itachi
10. Naruto
11. Kakashi
12. Kiba
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Kankuro and Kakashi? No...and I certainly hope no one else has...
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Deidara? Oh yes! He is definitely hot! Grade A smexy material.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Kiba getting Neji pregnant? ...is that even possible? Let me answer, NO! But if it did...no matter how impossible...there would be much drama. And a very angry Tenten.
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Yes, I read one called 'Chibi Itachi' where Itachi was turned into a chibi...and one where he gets Sakura and Hinata to join Akatsuki...and one where he's a weasel...and one called 'Pages of Ecstacy' that's basically all the most smexy Naruto dudes coming out of a book and falling for Sakura, Itachi being one of them...I know there's more, but it would take a while to list!
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Kankuro and Sakura? Well...I suppose if the circumnstances are right then maybe...but considering my fave pairing it GaaSaku, and Kankuro is his brother...it would have to be VERY well written.
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Temari and Itachi or Temari and Naruto huh? Well...I think both might be a bit weird...but I'd say TemarixItachi. TemarixNaruto is a bit too freaky for my tastes, and they seem less compatible. Besides, gotta love crack pairings!
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
So wait a sec...Shikamaru, walking in on Sakura and Kiba having sex? O.o I think he'd just mumble something about it being 'troublesome' and go off to stare at clouds while trying to repress the mental images, all while being secretly scarred for life.
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Sasori and Naruto?! Well...okay, I'll try. -mumbles- even if it does scar me mentally -end mumbling- Okay, here goes:
Sasori is not dead. Sakura didn't kill him, he survived. When Sasori takes revenge on Sakura by giving her a poison that will kill her in three weeks' time, Naruto sets out to find the immortal puppeteer and get the antidote to save his best friend! But when he finds the stoic red-head, new feelings and passions arise that no one could have ever seen coming...
...Okay, how was that? I think I did better than I thought I would. Hm. Interesting...watch, now there are gonna be SasorixNaruto crack pairings popping up. Dear Lord, is there no end?!
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
...Gaara...and...Neji? DEAR LORD NO! SAY IT AIN'T SO! That's just...oh my god! Never! ...at least, I hope not...
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Shikamaru and Kiba? Weird, but okay! Here goes: Chasing Shadows
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
You want Deidara to de-flower GAARA? -insane laughter- Holy shit! Okay, okay, here goes. God, my mind is so going to be twisted after this!
After the removal of Shukaku Gaara finds himself thinking about the Blonde Bomber responsible for his defeat. When Gaara sets out to seek revenge on the man, he finds much more than he was expecting as the older and much more experienced Akatsuki member teaches Gaara a few things about life, love, and sex.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Sasori? No, I don't think any of them have...
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Write or draw Kakashi? I think some do...not so sure.
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
Sakura, Deidara, and Temari? ARE YOU F KIDDING ME? No...? Oh, well, no, I don't think anyone does.
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Naruto? Oh, this is far too easy. He'd scream 'Dattebayo!' or 'Believe it!' or something about ramen.
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Neji? Destiny dude? Hmm...I'd have to go with 'Comatose' by Skillet, and it would be about him and Tenten.
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Gaara, Kankuro, and Kiba? I'd go with Violence of a Sadistic Nature; Gay Makeup; Possible Seizure by Insane Fits of Laughter; Profantity; and Seemingly Harmless Puppies in Mirror are More Deadly Than They Appear
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Naruto on Sakura... "If you were anymore beautiful, even ramen would pale in comparison, believe it!" Hah, sounds like something he might say, huh?
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
Kakashi on a relationship between Sakura and Neji? Umm... "Neji may want to reevaluate that little 'destiny' theory of his."
20) How emo is Seven?
Shikamaru? Emo? I don't think so...unless being extremely lazy makes you emo? In which case half the world's population would be emo...lol.
1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?
Gaara and Sakura
2. What is your favorite pairing?
GaaSaku! All the way baby!
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?
I have read one or two yaois, but only if well written so it has plot and not just smut. And hentai? Yeah, I've read those too, in fact they're some of the best ones if written correctly! Like GaaSaku hentai, with a bit of angst mixed in, it comes out wonderful in my opinion!
4. Ever cosplayed naruto characters? if so, who, where and how many times?
Um..I've never really cosplayed...but I did wear a Konoha headband once while I watched the show...
5. List your collection of naruto junk and merchendise, if any.
Actually, I don't own anything but a really sexy picture of Gaar and the drawings I've done of the show.
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so who?
Yes! OMG! Gaara! Me and my little Panda-chan were destined to be together! I've had DREAMS! (Yes, I can be the stalkerish fangirl type on ocassion...or all the time)
7. Naruhina or Kibahina?
Naruhina. I like Kibahina, but Naruhina just...fits better with me.
8. Sasusaku or Sasunaru?
Sasunaru. I'm sorry, but I think Sasuke is a totally F bastard and deserves to rot in hell for what he did, and Naruto is just such a sweet guy!
9. Which team is your favorite?
The Sand Sibs Umm, can anyone say Gaara? Hello?
10. Do you support the Tobito theory? (Tobi=Obito)
I don't know, but Tobi=Madara theory spikes my interest more.
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is naruto's father' theory?
I guess...
12. Your favorite akatsuki member?
Sasori! Come here my sexy little red head puppeteer! Note: He looks a tiny bit like Gaara, and as result has become my favorite...that or he ties with Deidara, who is also quite smexy in his own right
13. Are you pro-sasuke or anti-sasuke?
Anti-sasuke. Did you not see when I said he was a total F bastard and deserved to rot in hell for his traitorous, heartbreaking actions?
14. have you seen all Naruto episodes so far? (including shippuden and fillers)
No, not all. I haven't seen much of Shippuden, though I do have a basic gist of what happens...such as the sasuke retrieval arc, and the Shukaku removal, and Sasori getting his ass kicked by Sakura, all that jazz.
15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
No, but I have read some, but not all. I'm not done yet.
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?
No, he's just hyper. Somebody needs to lay him off the sugar is all...or maybe it's the ramen making him like that?
17. Sub or dub?
Sub, dub can really f with a show if you know what I mean.
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?
Pro-Sakura! She's a winy fangirl at first but I love reading about her gettin gover Sasuke and moving on and finding her worth and shit. She's stronger than she knows!
19. Tobi = annoying or funny?
He's a little bit of everything.
20. Do you even know who Tobi is?
Duh...you can't be a Naruto fan and not know tobi! Unless you don't watch Shippuden or read Akatsuki fanfics...in which case you are deprived.
21. Gai= sexy beast or ugly nerd?
-twitching- Ugly nerd. I'm sorry, but anything in green spandex can not be a sexy beast in my book...unless it's Panda-chan...
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?
Haku, I mean I thought it was seriously a guy at first! Deidara may have a bit of girl in him, but not enough to where I can't tell he's a guy for real.
23. Rock Lee = weird or awesome?
Awesome, but weird...like with Tobi, a little bit of everything.
24. which character would be best OOC? who and how?
Gaara. I would LOVE to see him acting all cute and hyperactive! Adorable! CAn't you see it? Liek when they do chibi-gaara fanfics where he has a friend and loves cookies! -squeal- those are so Kawaii!
25. Do you like naruto fanfics?
Uh, duh? Why would I have this on here on FANFICTION.NET if I didn't?
26. Do you write naruto fanfics?
Yes, I am writing two. And I quite enjoy them!
27. Do you like lemons?
Of course! Especially with my little Gaara-kun!
28. Do your parents know any naruto characters?
Yes because I'm constantly talking about Gaara and Sakura.
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?
Yeah, I have.
30. Have you seen The naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?
Yes! God those things are so freaking funny!
31. Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto?
Yes! My little sister!
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and have someone randomly say "WOAH! you like Naruto too?"
No, but I have been the person who goes "WOAH! You like Naruto too?" with a person who ended up becoming my friend.
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher comes up to you and says "wtf is this?"
No.
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?
No, I'm principal's list.
35. Are you broke thanks to naruto?
No, never had any money to spend in the first place.
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?
I'm a girl, but I must admit I'm curious...
37. Do you support the 'yondaime is the akatsuki leader' theory?
Eh, a little, but I like the idea of it being his brother more.
38. Do you draw naruto fanart? If so, count how many there is in your gallery.
I've drawn some, not many, maybe just three or four.
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?
No, because I don't think he's sexy in any stage. He's just an emo bastard who doesn't deserve what he's got and Gaara will always be his better!
40. Do you have a Naruto OC?
Yes! Her name is Mizuko Kaida! Kaida's a demon container destined to fall in love with our little Gaa-chan!
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?
Maybe...Just a little bit...or maybe a lot...
We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're realy going at one thing, staying strong.
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