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Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter. Quotes from stories: Frodo paused, then fully relaxed in my arms, heaved his own much-beleaguered sigh and said, “Oh, merciful Middle Earth, Legolas. Will you kindly shut up?” Seven dwarfs in a tub feeling Happy. So Happy got out! “Foley,” he sighed, “what the hell are you doing?” “Nomming you,” the blond answered casually, returning to his public biting and sucking of the redhead’s neck. Francis cocked and eyebrow, wondering, “Uhh…why are you ‘nomming me’?” “I’m a vampire,” Richie protested vehemently. “I… uh… was too busy ignoring Zack laughing himself half to death when he saw me like this. I’m hoping he’ll choke on his mac’n’cheese now if I keep it on.”Cody Martin: Cheer Me On “My brain feels like chicken.” Sirius Black: The RAA: Remus Admirers Anonymous Sirius slowly turned teary eyes on James. “The… Leprechauns, they made me.” James’s eyes widened and he pulled Sirius into a rough hug, while exclaiming, “How terrible!” The RAA: Remus Admirers Anonymous “I’ll feel like a prostitute,” Edward Cullen: Thank You Mister Financial Aid "Jones!" Thrax barked, sounding none to pleased. When the cell looked at him curiously he beckoned with his finger. "What?" Ozzie demanded, pulling his swimmers up a bit and walking over to Thrax. "Do not.. provoke.. the Vampire.."Thrax warned: Crime and Punishment "Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was Shut Up." "GET THE FUCKING TURKEY OUT OF THE TOILET!" "A fart is the cry of an imprisoned turd." Song Lyrics To Be Remembered Forever My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise Pretty Boy Poll PRETTY BOY POLL Ah, Japan... land of the rising sun, home of our shota and yaoi obsession, where they sell soiled undergarments in vending machines. Wait whut? It's also the subject of the previous Pretty Boy Poll and here are the results. I asked: How Japanese are you? 33 said they were, in fact, not Japanese. Huh. Intriguing. Pretty Boy Poll Money, gotta have it. But how much would you require to put your ass on the line. Literally. (And sexually.) 7 or 49 people said they'd pay ME to have their dark entrance. I can't decide if this says more about me or them! 19 or 128 people said they'd let me have it for free! While that sounds great at first, I have to wonder if the phrase, "You get what you pay for" comes to mind here. 8 or 56 people are keeping their prices down, suggesting it would only be between one and one hundred dollars. 7 or 46 people both said that it would take 101-250 dollars OR 251-500 dollars. Real affordable ass is hard to find, I must say. 8 or 52 people think it would take a bit more, say, around 501-1,000 dollars. More expensive booty is what 6 or 37 people think they're worth. Personally, and this is true, I've never offered 1,001 to 2,500 dollars for sexual pleasure. I did offer this one tasty delight a bit less than that though. They said no. Maybe it was because I didn't actually have like the stacks of bills in front of them. That's kind of important. Harder to resist. 3 or 21 people believe that it would take about 2,501 to 5,000 dollars. Meanwhile, 2 or 16 people think it would take a bit more in the range of 5,001 to 9,000. Then there were the real bitches with their noses up in the air. What? Do they think their asses are too good for a good deep dicking? There were 111 people, or 17 who said it would take OVER NINE THOUSAND!! Yeah, okay, for that rate, I better be able to call a close friend to join me in your lubed up pucker place. I don't even wanna talk about the 105 people that comprised the 16 that said never ever ever. Talk about being no fun at all. PRETTY BOY POLL The question this time around was: Have you ever done anything sexually with a family member? 32 of you say yes you have. Why go out to eat when you can stay in, right? 8 said yeah but they weren't blood related, kind of like the Cruel Intentions way of doing things. 60 of you said um... NO! Hey, I don't blame you. You got some butt ugly genes running through your family tree. Bwha ha ha! Pretty Boy Poll You all took my oral exam in the last pretty boy poll. Who passed and who failed? Well considering we were talking about giving and getting oral sex, I think everyone wins. But which do fans of the site prefer most? 49 of you prefer giving. You give and you give and you give... A new question will appear shortly. PRETTY BOY POLL I was curious in finding out what, if anything, you wore to sleep. Because I'm, you know, creepy like that. (Of course, I guess it would be creepier if you knew that I already know what you sleep in since I've been watching you through your window this whole time. GoogleEarth FTW!) 27 of you sleep in undies and a shirt. Awww, just like PIXIE! PRETTY BOY POLL Answering the Bone-a-Phone. They all mean one thing. You're masturbating. (Sorry girls, it's a guys list, whaddya expect?) And I want to know what makes you more likely to do it? 11 prefer to look at still images. That's good since there are probably ALOT more of those on the internets than anything else. 47 overwelmingly chose the option of having some kind of video or animation. This isn't surprising. After all, you really can see the motion of the ocean that way. 13 like hearing words or sounds. Whether it's talking dirty over the phone or hearing the moans and groans of the down and dirty action, it really gets some people off. 9 get into the written word, which probably means they're jacking off right this very moment. Shivering as their body quivers while their eyes scan every word on the page. The illuminating glow of their computer monitor revealing they'd slid their clothing past their hips. Fingertips slipping along their sex, their exposure glistens with excitement. 2 follow their nose when it comes to what makes them likely to pleasure themselves. Quick, everyone who was just masturbating a moment ago put your hands up to these people's faces. 12 went cerebral with the question citing that their private thoughts work wonders. I do like myself some real hot dreamscapes, I have to admit. Where Elf is always mine, sometimes willing other times not. Mmmmmm. 6 say they don't touch themselves there. They, of course, are lying liars who lie. ANOTHER PRETTY BOY POLL Here are the latest results from the Pretty Boy Poll involving smoking. 1 percent of you smoke fools on the b-ball court, no doubt big fans of the Above the Influence campaign. 13 percent of you smoke cocks. You dirty cocksmokers you. 1 percent of you smoke but are trying to quit. It's fucking hard isn't it? 3 percent of you smoke like sadistic semes and if you got a problem with it, they'll blow smoke in your face before punching you out. 8 percent of you smoke something that ain't cigarettes. May I interest you in this bag of Doritos? 5 percent consider yourself social smokers. Perhaps after sex? 5 percent used to smoke, but don't anymore. These people need to tell me how they quit in the comments section of this post. Please. I'm begging you. 51 percent never have and say they never will. Oh my little angels. You make your parents proud! 14 percent wondered if they were on fire. Silly ukes. PRETTY BOY POLL Bye Freakshow Alright, here we go. Page 17 involved encouraging a wandering hand to go down further. 5 liked that idea. Page 42 discussed the finer points of the anticipation of oral pleasure. 6 approved. Page 70 was a sly reference to the act of undressing. 5 were enchanted by it. Page 98 includes the precursor to hot boy anal action. 10 wanted it to happen. Page 126 was all about the delight of kisses. 9 were into it. Page 141 shockingly involved a threeway -and- twincest. Unsurprisingly 33 loved it. Page 170 depicted dry humping, always quick and dirty. 6 were appeased with it. Page 177 had a tasty description of rimming. 6 found it to be satisfying. Page 180 brought on some hard core post coital cuddling. D'awww! 6 voted for this. 15 of those that voted asked "What the heck is a Freakshow" which is disappointing since apparently either they haven't been paying attention or I haven't been advertising as much as I thought. Pretty Boy Poll 27 of you like the fact that it's alluringly forbidden. Ah yes, forbidden fruit does taste oh so sweet. 23 of you are fond of the carefree innocence that comes with the young shota. Perhaps frolicking half naked in the springtime building forts and throwing pine cones. 19 believe they like most about shota is they are eager to learn and please. It's almost like they, you know, look up to you and stuff. 19 got right down to brass tacks when they suggested they like their small bodies... small parts. Ah yes, that lil' slip of boyishness is quite the beguiler. 7 suggested that shota are exploitable. After all, you're prolly bigger than they are, and you can make them do whatever you want. Their tears will only make your penis harder. 5 of responders said they didn't like shota. Perhaps they perfer furries instead? GET THE FUCK OUT and YIFF IN HELL! Pretty Boy Poll 19 (137 people) like to be the same age as their partner. If you add up the answers that naturally pair together: 64 of people like the general concept of older seme, younger uke. This isn't that surprising to me since it's very prevalent in the yaoi/shota we enjoy so much. I think the percentage probably is pretty consistent with the age make up of many pairings in real life as well. 17 of people would prefer an older uke getting it from a younger seme. Perhaps considering many visitors of this site are women, some of the older of them are feeling that cougar mentality? I have to admit, it's kind of amusing now and then to see a younger uke totally take on an older seme with surprise buttsechs. ((Meaning of Each Letter in Your Name)) A: Hot Let me see how my name turned out like! Ashley Theresa White A.Hot S.Cute H.Easy to fall in love with L.Smile to die for E.Has gorgeous eyes Y.Is loved by everyone T.A very good kisser H.Easy to fall in love with E.Has gorgeous eyes R.Good boyfriend/girlfriend E.Has gorgeous eyes S.Cute A.Hot W.Very broad minded H.Easy to fall in love with I.Loves to smile and laugh T.A very good kisser E.Has gorgeous eyes The 6 truths of life... 1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue. 2. You just tried to do the above. 3. The first truth is a lie. 4. You're smiling now because you're realising you're an idiot. 5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it. 6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. XD You Scored Draco Malfoy If you went to Hogwarts Draco Malfoy would be doing you...not the other way around. He's mean, rich, and dark. But those aren't the only parts parts of him you love. He had you on your knees the second he threw you down and had his way with you. And you loved every minute of it. The two of you have fucked just about on every surface of Hogwarts...including that ridiculous Harry Potter's bed. Victor Krum I am now Bam4Me I'm Candy Fruitrock I love Harry Potter, Fruits Basket, Twilight, and many more chapter and anime books. I Love Yaoi You know you live in 2007 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5 and there was not. 11.) Now you are laughing at your stupidity. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did () () Copy the Bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination, ( )_( ) 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your arses off. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony... If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile. If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity. If you think Fanfiction.net is way better than Myspace could ever hope to be in eternity, copy and paste and add your name. otherrelmwriter, WWMTgirl, Theresa L'Anne, Bam4Me If you like well-written Original Characters but hate Mary Sues, copy this into your profile, and add your name to the list: Arktos, Random Little Writer, WWMTgirl, Theresa L'Anne, Bam4Me If you like chocolate, find me someone who doesn’t. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?"(You have to wonder, where DO they go?) or start having a thumb war with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. 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If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ECT, copy this onto your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile. If you are sooooo against PLAGIARISM, copy and paste this in your profile. If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you are really random put this on your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you can, copy this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this "Ice ice _ "--ummm still not cool, even then. (Yes it is!) You remember watching: -Doug -Ren & Stimpy (I watched that a few days ago with my dad.) -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west Philadelphia born and raised . . ." (I still watch that show!) You remember: -TGIF -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World. (Cory is so meant for Topanga!) You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. (I loved that day.) You remember reading "Goosebumps" (I did just last week.) You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school. (Barbie!) You said "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not. ("Your cute... NOT!") When everything was settled by: -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky. When cops and robbers was a daily activity. When we played Hide and go seek until our legs grew numb. You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time. "Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show. Captain Planet. He's a Hero. You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. ( I have one of those still.) You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders" You remember watching: -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow on PBS. You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. (They still are.) You remember those Where's Waldo books. (I think I still have one of those.) You remember eating Warheads. (I ate one yesterday.) You remember watching: -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -3 Ninjas movies. You remember Ring Pops. You remember drinking Surge, and Tang. (I love orange juice.) If you remember when every thing was "Da BOMB!" When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos. You remember boom boxes vs. cd players. Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them. (Still do that.) One word. . . Furbies. (Have it!) You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet. And Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, (I love that show.) Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles. Michael Jordan was a king. (May he rest in peace. He was cute when he was black.) YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff! You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out You collected those Beanie Babies. Carebears Gak was the coolest stuff invented. The old dollar bills. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. You remember a time before the WB. You collected all the Troll dolls You even know what an original walkman is. You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch. (I still do!) You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" You know the Macarena by heart. (HEEEEEY MACARENA) "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said. ("Talk to the finger cause the hand wont even hear it!") You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!" You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. (I still do.) Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . . Before Spongebob. If you remember all of that then you're a 90's kid YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine. You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. You have strange nicknames and can tell a detailed story about how you got them. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) Girls If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! Fav Couples Harry Potter: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy(HP/DM) Sirius Black/Remus Lupin(SB/RL) Hermione Granger/Pansy Parkinson(HG/PP) Ginny Weasley/Blaise Zabini(GW/BZ) Remus Lupin/Severus Snape(RL/SS) Ron Weasley/Blaise Zabini(RW/BZ) Severus Snape/Harry Potter(SS/HP) Hermione Granger/Ginny Weasley(HG/GW) Sirius Black/Harry Potter(SB/HP) Fleur DeLacaure/Hermione Granger(FD/HG) Bill Weasley/Harry Potter(BW/HP) Albus Severus Potter/Scripous Malfoy(ASP/SM) Fruits Basket: Kyo Sohma/Yuki Sohma(KS/YS) Twilight: Edward Cullen/Harry Potter(EC/HP) Edward Cullen/Jacob Black(EC/JB) Jacob Black/Harry Potter(JB/HP) Vampire Game: Princess Ishtar/Darrs(PI/D) Princess Ishtar/King Duzzle(PI/KD) The Chronicles Of Narnia: Edmund Pevensie/Peter Pevensie(EP/PP) Prince Caspian/Edmund Pevensie(PC/EP) Lord Of The Rings: Prince Legolas/Arogorn(PL/A) Prince Legolas/Harry Potter/Arogorn(PL/HP/A) Prince Legolas/Harry Potter(PL/HP) Erestor/Harry Potter(E/HP) Elladan/Harry Potter/Elrohir(ELL/HP/ELR) Eomer/Harry Potter(E/HP) Boromir/Harry Potter(B/HP) Arogorn/Harry Potter(A/HP) If you want to read the Lord of the Rings pairings a person has the best ones here! Quidditch Players Do It In The Air I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality. I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring. I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist. I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports. I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday. I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween. If you think homophobia is wrong copy and past thin onto your profile DO YOUR PART TO END IT Thoughts on Gay Marriage: 1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning. 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Yin's Crescent, Naruto713-17, halfdemongirl92, Black-Dranzer-1119, Riayu, SasuNaru RULES The World 4 EVA, Shounenai4life, MarieEsmeraldaDumbledore-Black, Beccablue39, Bam4Me Have PRIDE! Support gay marriage! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. My name is Stacie I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else I'm locked up All day long. When I'm awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren’t home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Stacie I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me Now i roam the underworld, to help those in need. I may seem evil, but I'm not. And if you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do Is pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile!! Quidditch Players Do It In The Air The F.T.S. S.P.E.W. Q.P.D.I.I.T.A. F.C. B.D.I.W.W. This is my Harry. House: Hufflpuff Blood: Half-Blood Quidditch Position: He does not play Quidditch he says its too brutal Favorite Classes: Deviation (you can do so many things in that class, Cough playdo and slingshot Cough) History of Magic (nap time) Hated Classes: Potions Job: Library assistant Familiar: Small Black Kitten Height: 129 cm Hair: Black with Slytherin green in it Eyes: Bottle Green Era: Marauder Pairing: Not Decided Yet Summary: Time-Travel Will Be Out: When I get Microsoft Word on my big bros computer(I used to be on my sis' but I switched to his) We are perverts, yes we are Whether it be reading about sex in a car Or screwing a vacuum or two We are perverts through and through! We are perverts, yes we are Whether it be watching from a far Or wanking in the loo We are perverts through and through! We are perverts, proud we are Whether we be jerking in your car Or screwing a pet or two We are perverts We are perverts WE-- ARE-- PERVERTS--! And we’re proud. Less than 20 = Seme 01-x You like to be content in everything. This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia | |||||||||
1. Child Like Lover » reviewsAshley is entering first year and as Harry and Draco's little sister she spends a lot of time with them. But why does she feel so shy around Hermione and blush so much? FemSlash AP-M/HG HP/SB Yaoi and YuriHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,867 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 11-26-09 - Published: 4-26-09 - Hermione G. & OC2. Obsession Of Dogs reviewsHarry goes back in time and meets his mum and dad. Then he falls in love with Remus. Simple right? Nope, they know it is him, and Harry is a Puppy/Human. Also Remus loves him back. BUT Harry cannot get back to his time for 20 years and will not age.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-12-09 - Remus L. & Harry P.3. OWCH Charwy That Hurt reviewsHarry is going through some pictures when he finds one that is too cute to resist. Harry/Bill/CharlieHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-12-09 - Charlie W. & Harry P. - Complete4. Binky reviewsHarry loses a bet and has to use a binky for Sirius's class. Warnings: Shota/Chan/Underage Sex, Kinky Weird, Kinky Binky, Crazy Me.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-26-09 - Sirius B. & Harry P. - Complete5. That Was Unexpected reviewsDraco wonders about Blaise'e FRIEND that people say looks just like a first year. Know wonder. People always say Harry looked cute, but it is true. If you put him next to someone bigger, he does look 11. Cute!Harry Stupid!Draco HP/BZHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-23-09 - Blaise Z. & Harry P. - Complete6. 100 things Draco Malfoy may or may not do reviewsMost likely yes.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-25-08 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete7. Draco Malfoy and the Pimp Cane reviewsPimp Canes and Draco Malfoy don't mix. Might make more chapters non-related to this chapterHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-18-08 - Draco M.8. So Stupid I Can't Beleive It reviewsHarry confuses Draco.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-8-08 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete
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