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since: 06-06-08, id: 1597285, Profile Updated: 02-01-12
Author has written 25 stories for Inuyasha, Death Note, Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's, Blank Slate, Yu-Gi-Oh, Kingdom Hearts, Queen's Blade/クイーンズブレイド, Final Fantasy VII, Megami Tensei, Devil May Cry, Bleach, and Picture of Dorian Gray.

Changed my pen name, if you figure out who I once was, kudos to you.

Things to know about me...
Name: Something or another. But you can call me Mello.
Gender: There's a 100% chance I'm either a guy or girl.
Age: A number between 1 and 100. Take a guess.
Personality: Somewhere between sadistic, fun and sweet.
Favorite Couples: MelloxMatt, AngealxZack and HeatxSerph.
Pokemon Team: Pikachu x2, Miltank, Arcanine, Sableye and Alakazam.

Quotes: (Because really, what profile would be complete without them!)

"Fool me once, shame on you! Fool me twice, and I shall smite you with unholy magic!" -Grimoire Weiss, NIER.

"Sweet fluid dripping from a torn throat... splattering as I sink my teeth into rich flesh..." -Heat, Digital Devil Saga.

"They shall be slashed, strangled, and slaughtered. Beaten, stabbed, and crushed. Garroted and impaled. Shot and executed without mercy." -Weiss, Final Fantasy VII: Dirge of Cerberus.

"Just lookin' at you is makin' me sober." -Reno, Final Fantasy VII.

"I was hoping you'd cry out in your sleep, then I would have bitten your head off to silence you." -Moro, Princess Mononoke.

"I can't believe I said all that touchy-feely stuff for nothing!" -Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho.

"You're a team player, a save-the-day superhero... I hate people like you." -Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho.

"Kurama, do not make me come over there and remove that precious thing you call a voice box." -Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho.

"Tell me, how does it feel to live in a constant haze of stupidity?" -Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho.

"Total slaughter... Total slaughter... I won't leave a single... Man alive... La dee da dee die... Genocide... La dee da dee dud... An ocean of blood... Lets begin the... Killing time..." -Vash the Stampede, Trigun.

"I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea! And then, I'll put that flea in a box. Then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself and when it arrives... AHAHAHA! I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER! IT'S BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT I TELL YOU! GENIUS I SAY!" -Yzma, The Emperors New Groove.

"One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced one another, and they drew their swords and they shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise and he came and he killed those two dead boys." -Matt Campbell, The Haunting in Connecticut.

http://www.semeuke.com/

You are a Don't F* With Me Seme!

Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're the only one able to put them in line and satisfy each other.

Most compatible with: Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke, Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke

How to find my house:
Look up
Look down
Look left
Look right
Spin in a circle
Congratulations! You just made yourself dizzy! Did you really think I was going to tell you the location of my house?! Bunch of stalkers...

Guess What?
1. Go to 3
2. Now go to 6
3. Oopsie, 7
4. Now 9
5. Erm….let us go to…8!
6. You lost the game ;P
7. Oopsies again…go to 4
8. Almost there, go to 10
9. I SAID 5!! GO AWAY!!
10. Now go to 2

True Friendship.
1: When you are sad, I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!
2: When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3: When you smile, I will know you are plotting something I must be involved in.
4: When you're scared, we will high tail it out of here.
5: When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!
6: When you are confused, I will use little words.
7: When you are sick, stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8: When you fall, I'll pick you up and dust you off- After I laugh my butt off!
9: This is my oath. I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; because you are my FRIEND!
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
If you believe in true friendship, copy and paste to your profile.

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1. The Gift They Were Given reviews
What if something happened between Genesis and Rosso before he sealed himself away? Would he return for her when she needed him? AU OneShot; GenesisxRosso. Rated M to be safe.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,605 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-2-12 - Genesis R. & Rosso - Complete
2. His Muse, My Rapture reviews
Basil called Dorian over to ask him something, Dorian eagerly went over to see what his beloved Basil wanted. Will he finally find the courage to speak his true feelings for Basil? OneShot; BasilxDorian. If you squint there's a little fluff.
Picture of Dorian Gray - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-22-12 - Dorian G. & Basil H. - Complete
3. Preggo Apocalypse » reviews
Irma goes to a near dead castle town thinking she's been hired for a job, but what she finds is her own personal hell, and perhaps love...? Queen's Blade AU fanfic; Rated M for language and other content. Irma X OC.
Queen's Blade/クイーンズブレイド - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,958 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 1-15-12 - Published: 3-10-11 - Irma
4. Ravaged By War reviews
After returning from Wutai, Angeal mourns the loss of a close friend and reminisces in the memories he still has of him. AU Crisis Core OneShot; Rated T to be safe. Slight Zangeal at the end. R&R please.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,281 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-18-11 - Angeal H. & Zack F. - Complete
5. Russian Revenge » reviews
AU! Set 100 years after the series. Matt and Mello are given a second chance as they live another life, and Mello is out for revenge. Will this story have a different ending for the duo, or are they doomed to die again? Rated M. MattxMello.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,350 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 11-13-11 - Published: 10-5-11 - Matt & Mello - Complete
6. Rubber Duckies and Guns reviews
Home alone on a stormy night, Matt and Mello pass the time. And Mello has something he wants to get off his chest. How will Matt react to the confession Mello makes? Rated M. MattxMello OneShot. DEDICATED TO MY MATT! R&R please.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,334 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-7-11 - Mello & Matt - Complete
7. Starrk: Babysitting 101 » reviews
After an explosion of gas from Szayel's lab turns everyone in Las Noches into chibis while Starrk is out one day, he returns to find he's the only one that can take care of them AND figure out a cure! AU fic; Rated T.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,054 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 11-2-11 - Published: 5-17-11 - C. Stark - Complete
8. He'll Always be Mine reviews
MattxMello OneShot:: ...It was Mello's voice. Matt looked past Gevanni to see Mello standing there, his gun aimed at Gevanni, smoke billowing out from the freshly fired gun... ::Sequel to When Will I be Loved? Rated M for language.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-1-11 - Matt & Mello - Complete
9. A Lover's Promise » reviews
Angeal is sent on a mission, leaving his lovers Sephiroth, Genesis & Zack behind while Genesis is at the end of his pregnancy. Will he keep his promise and make it back in time or will fate step in? AU Two-Shot; Contains mpreg & character death. Rated T.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,480 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-13-11 - Published: 8-27-11 - Genesis R. & Angeal H. - Complete
10. 5D's: A New Beginning » reviews
Yusei Fudo meets a new friend, who quickly becomes more than that. What kind of adventures are in store for these two from here on out? Total AU yaoi fic; rated M for language and future chapters.
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,704 - Reviews: 71 - Updated: 8-24-11 - Published: 8-19-09 - Yūsei F. - Complete
11. iPod Mayhem! reviews
The cast of DMC have taken a break from hunting devils and spends the day at the beach. Dante steals Nero's iPod. What does the future hold for Nero's beloved iPod? Will he get it back? Short crack fic, rated T to be safe. AU OneShot for DMC.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-10-11 - Dante & Nero - Complete
12. Ravage & Rapture reviews
Serph's the silent leader of Embryon. Heat's the raging second-in-command. Two completely different personalities should clash, right? They don't. In fact, they need each other... DDS OneShot, HeatxSerph. Rated M for yaoi and language.
Megami Tensei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-19-11 - Heat & Serph - Complete
13. Good Deeds & Good Rewards reviews
Laying in a hospital bed after being shot sucks, Heat knows this. But getting rewarded for protecting his leader from said bullet, now that doesn't suck so much. DDS OneShot; SerphxHeat; Rated M for yaoi.
Megami Tensei - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,433 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-3-11 - Serph & Heat - Complete
14. When Strangers Meet reviews
Sesshomaru's given a chance to be happy after meeting a young and spunky girl, does he take this chance or ignore it along with her? AU OneShot, Sesshomaru X OC. Rated T to be safe.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,625 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-31-11 - Sesshomaru - Complete
15. Dreams Of The Morrow reviews
Zack's been dreaming about someone he doesn't even know, but he knows he loves him. Now its his 17th birthday and his friends are taking him to Costa del Sol, where he finds the person he's been dreaming about... AU OneShot; Rated M for yaoi.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,097 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-18-11 - Angeal H. & Zack F. - Complete
16. Love Him, Hate Me reviews
Zack Fair seems like the typical happy-go-lucky teenager to everyone, except thats not really the real Zack. And now the truth is about to come out, and he may just have a total meltdown without a certain 1st Class... AU OneShot; Rated M.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,933 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-16-11 - Zack F. & Angeal H. - Complete
17. Christmas In Twilight Town! reviews
Its Christmas time in Twilight Town, and two Organization members are having a Christmas of their own! AxelxRoxas friendship OneShot! Merry Christmas everyone!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-25-09 - Roxas & Axel - Complete
18. Long Days, Long Nights, & Alot of Fun in Between! reviews
Yugi wants to play truth or dare with his friends, but a certain CEO of a gaming company wants to duel him for the fifth time this week. Series of Short OneShots for different YuGiOh's; rated T to be safe, rating may go up later.
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-5-09
19. Halloween Winnings reviews
Its halloween, and a party is going on in New Domino! But who wins the costume party? A total AU yaoi OneShot with YuseixAlex and BlisterxAero; written for Halloween! Enjoy!
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,141 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-29-09 - Complete
20. Love Lost Again reviews
So Blister would be sitting alone in his home, a storm going on outside. But then he gets an unexpecting visiter... What will the night hold for the two? A BlisterxAero OneShot written for my friends b-day! Rated M for yaoi! Enjoy!
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-26-09 - Saiga - Complete
21. I Want Freedom Too reviews
Its been one year since Rian's death and Zen regained his memories; so what has Zen been up to? And what has Colonel Barst Gia been up to? A ZenxGia OneShot: Rated M for yaoi & smex! ;P
Blank Slate - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,036 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-7-09 - Complete
22. Creepy Crawlers reviews
In a dimly lit room, a red head sits and plays his game peacefully awaiting a blonde to return home.. Waiting peacefully until.. The sounds begin stirring from behind the door! Rated T to be safe! Short Crack Fic OneShot for DN
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-11-09 - Matt & Mello - Complete
23. IDENTITY » reviews
Almost a week past since the whole KIRA case was put to rest along with Light Yagami's body, what happens now? What if Matt hadn't died? And what if Mello was already dead? Would Matt have known? Rated M to be safe. Major AU. Contains mpreg.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,702 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-6-09 - Published: 4-4-09 - Matt & BB - Complete
24. When Will I be Loved? reviews
MattxMello OneShot:: ...A red head, a blonde, and nothing but the sound of constant bleeping noises was the only things in the room... ::First OneShot. Rated M for language and yaoi. Re-uploaded.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-18-08 - Matt & Mello - Complete
25. Passion of the Sesshy reviews
A SesshomaruxNaraku yaoi, passionate night story/poem. Will Naraku hurt Sesshomaru? Or will there be a new flame lit for the two? Or will Sesshomaru be left alone again? Read this story/poem to find out! Enjoy!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-2-08 - Sesshomaru & Naraku - Complete
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