Hola.
I'm Bree.

Some people are madly obsessed with the Twilight series.
I'm not one of them.
I just scream when I hear a quote or the name Jacob.
I have a notebook with quotes, playlists, drawings, and stories in it.
I call it my Twilight book.
Everyone knows I read Twilight.
Even if I don't know them.
I have each book in hard cover.
I've read:
Twilight: 13 times.
New Moon: 11 times. (Favorite just because Edward leaves in it;))
Eclipse: 7 times.
Breaking Dawn: 4 times.
Maybe I'm a little obsessed?
Oh well.
Aren't we all? :)

Why Jacob Black is better then Edward Cullen:1. He's not over protective and emo.
2. He doesn't sparkle!. (I mean, really, how gay is that?.)
3. He doesn't have to struggle to not kill the girl he loves.
4. He's not some sick 107 year old virgin.
5. He's tall, dark, handsom, builds cars, easygoing, loving, sweet.. (The list could go on FOREVER.)
6. He does everything he possibly can to keep Bella from going with a vampire and to keep her alive, hurting himself many times in the process, and she STILL chose Edward over him. And he still wants to be her friend, even though it kills him to see her with Edward. And when Edward FINALLY realized he's a screw-up and ruined Bella's life, after getting her pregnant with a child trying to eat its way out of its own mothers stomach, he begs Jacob to do something so incredibly sick and twisted to save Bella. And Jacob agrees to it because he'll do anything to keep his Bella alive.
7. He didn't leave!!.
8. Because he's more human then Edward.
9. Because he's Jacob!!.

I discovered fanfiction by accident.
But I'm so happy.
Fanfiction is what kept me sane when Breaking Dawn was supposed to come out.

I have read sooo many good stories.
I really like these three though.
They are really good and I think you should read them!
If you want me to read one of your stories, I will gladly do it.
I love to review. ;)
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4296677/1/The_Phases_of_the_Moon
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4310530/1/Moving_On
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4221186/1/Diary_of_a_secret_crush_Unrequited_Love

I have eleven stories.
One of which I am mainly focusing on now.
It's a story about how Bella goes to say goodbye to Jacob one more time, but ends up getting pregnant.
The first part is done, and the sequel is now out.
I hope you all read it because it is very good.

I really love Jacob Black.
I am seriously crazy about him.
Obsessivly, stalkishly, in love with him.
Because he is better then Edward in EVERY way possible!!. :))
I'm happy Bella chose Edward, though, because now I can have Jacob.
I was depressed with the last book, but happy that he's finally happy.
I couldn't live with him being depressed.
And the fact that I am Jacob obsessed does not mean I will be making all my stories Jacob/Bella.
I do all kinds.

Crossed hearts: A story about two people who meet in kindergarten and instantly become best friends. What happens though when Edward starts acting differently towards Bella and she starts falling for him? Edward keeps saying it's a mistake though, and Bella gives up, moving on to Jacob Black. How will Edward react?

Lost love: Bella has a dream that Edward bites her, although it's so realistic she can't tell if it's a dream or realistic. Jacob is convinced she hit her head to hard and tries to prove it to her. Bella's not human anymore either. But she isn't a vampire.. Edwards ring is gone and there's a new one on her finger. How will she cope? Is Edward Cullen really just in her imagination?

From Here Until Eternity: Bella goes over to visit Jacob one more time before she leaves to Alaska with Edward. She's all prepared for her final goodbye, but Jacob isn't. Edward refuses to help Bella with one of her human moments and Jacob offers to help her. What's the worst that can happen? A lot.

When the new girl Bella moves to Forks with her dad Charlie, she prepares herself for the last remaining years until she moves off to college. Instead, though, she meets a friendly girl named Tanya. The two become good friends and nothing can separate them. That is, until she meets Tanya's gorgeous boyfriend, Edward Cullen. What will happen when Bella realizes she is in love with him. What will Edward say? What about Tanya?

My Lover for Eternity: Bella and Jacob are finally working out. Things are great, they have a baby together, Edward isn't around.. But who is the other guy who is in love with Bella?. And what's all the drama about imprinting and shapshifting and werewolves. Can't Bella's life just work for once!?.

A wandering dream: Riley Smith moves to Forks, Washington and meets a silly Emmett Cullen. He introduces her to his family and she notices something odd about them, but she can't put her finger on it. One Cullen in particular, Bella, decides to help her get used to the new town. One day Riley decides to explore around Forks and ends up in a different town named La Push where she meets the most gorgeous guy she has ever met. He notices her too. How will she react to his secrets?

If it kills me: Edward Cullen is a vampire and hates being one. He has tried many times to kill himself, but nothing works. When he comes upon another coven of vampires he joines them and later learns they kill animals, not humans. It's better but not good enough. He loathes himself and nothing can ever change it. That is, until he meets a beautiful Isabella Swan.

My sweet Nessy: Jacob finally tells Nessy he loves her. She loves him, too. Everything is perfect until Jacob wakes up the next morning next to Bella. What's weird, though, is it's when Bella was choosing Edward over him after the battle with the newborns. Only things different are she chooses him, and he can barely remember Nessy. He feels all the orriginal love he did for Bella, and nothing for Nessy. He knows the feelings used to be there, and he knows he likes them, but can he turn Bella back to Edward now that she chose him? Will he risk everything for a girl he can't even remember?

She will be loved: Jacob thinks back to all the times he had with Bella the night that she chose Edward over him. A bunch of oneshots of the books in Jacob's p.o.v.

Tell you something: When Bella and her best friend Alice go off to college she meets a cocky Edward Masen. He's a totaly player and an A+ jerk. But there's something about him.. Something.. That makes her like him? Will the two fall in love or just end up killing each other?

Twilight IM style: Edward's emo. Emmett and Jasper are 'gangster' and Jacob and Seth are their 'dogs.' Rosalie threatening to kill Emmett. Charlie finds out about the Cullens. What the hell is going on!?

A wandering dream:
Here's a picture of the ring that Alissa gives to Riley.
http://media.photobucket.com/image/friendship20ring/lordshine_07/images.jpg

This is what my friend thinks Riley looks like. It was a bit different in my head, but this is pretty close!
http://s121.photobucket.com/albums/o230/ashmakestheworldgoround/?action=view¤t=changealreadyy.jpg

Riley's best friend, Allisa!
http://s40.photobucket.com/albums/e201/amy_lynn_doll/?action=view¤t=bath6.jpg

Jennifer; Riley's annoying first friend in Forks.
http://s324.photobucket.com/albums/k342/Jacobs_Imprint/?action=view¤t=jamzienksiiisjd.jpg

I'm still looking for a picture of Jaiden. Sorry! I'll keep looking!!

Tell you something:
Clothes in chapter two while Bella goes shopping with Alice:
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http://www.wetseal.com/catalog/product.jsp?categoryId=101&subCategoryId=113&productId=13325

http://www.wakeupfrankie.com/Products/394/599/Duvets+Comforters/Mink+Set

http://www.wakeupfrankie.com/Products/394/932/Duvets+Comforters/Fashion+Week-Photo+Shoot+Set

http://www.pbteen.com/products/p1354/index.cfm?pkey=cgirls2Drugs

Favorite couples:

Bella/Jacob.
Rosalie/Emmet.
Alice/Jasper.
Esme/Carslile.
Angela/Ben.
Jessica/Mike.
Elena/Stefan.
Poppy/Ash.
Blaise/Eric.
Telena/Eric.
Mary/Ash.
Selena/Jack.
Skylar/Jack.

Favorite books:
Twilight.
New Moon.
Eclipse.
Breaking Dawn.
The Host.
Vampire Diaries I.
Vampire Diaries II.
Vampire Beach I.
Vampire Beach II.
Night World.
Uglies.
Pretties.
Blue Bloods.
Masacre.
Beastly.
Blood and Chocolate.
Frost Bite.

Favorite Twilight quotes:

"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb." Edward Cullen.
"Bella, would you please stop trying to take your clothes off." Edward Cullen.
Be Safe. Edward Cullen's note to Bella.
"Do I dazzle you?" Edward Cullen.
"You think I lifted a van off of you?" Edward Cullen.
"I hear voices in my mind and you're worried you're the freak?" Edward Cullen.
"You are exactly my brand of heroin." Edward Cullen.
"Bella, I will stay with you. Isn't that enough?" Edward Cullen.
"If I could dream at all it would be about you." Edward Cullen.
"So why'd you stab him?" Edward Cullen.
"So did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil?" Mike Newton.
"Edward Cullen is staring at you." Jessica Stanly.
"That's Edward. He's gorgeous of course." Jessica Stanly.
"Speak of the devil, and the devil shall appear." Jacob Black.
"Does my being half naked bother you?" Jacob Black.
"I think Quil likes you, too." Jacob Black.
"Werewolf, remember?" Jacob Black.
"Love you more." Jacob Black.
"The clouds I can fights, but I can't fight an eclipse." Jacob Black.
"Sure, sure." Jacob Black.
"I'm not a saint bernard!" Jacob Black.
"Okay, just Jacob and Bella. None of those freaky virgo's here." Jacob Black.
"Don't worry about the bloodsucker. He's just jealous." Jacob Black.
"As long as you like me best." Jacob Black.
"I never see anybody else. I only see you. Even when I close my eyes." Jacob Black.
"Trip again Bella?" Emmett Cullen.
"My mortality. I'm putting it to a vote." Bella Swan.
"Stupid reliable vampire." Bella Swan.
"Jasper, what do vampires do at bacholer parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?" Bella Swan.
"And I flung myself off a cliff." Bella Swan.
"Nothing slows down traffic like a cop." Bella Swan.

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Mother, don't leave.
By, Brianna B. (JacobsxImprint)

Mother where are they taking you?
Where do you have to go?
Mother please don't leave me!
There's still so much I don't know!

Mother, why aren't you back today?
Why aren't you back home?
Mother I'm getting really scared..
Mother I'm alone.

Today they fed me lots of food.
The kind the humans eat.
I wish you were here to taste it with me.
So many good treats.

They put me on a metal scale today.
They liked how much I weigh.
Then they took me to a dark room,
They took me far away.

There is no light.
There is no water.
Mother why am I here?
What do they mean slaughtered?

Mother please help me,
I don't understand.
This room is so dark, and it smells.
Where's the grass, where's our land?

Mother they took me to a new room.
There's blood all over the floor..
Mother I don't get what they're doing.
I wish I could run but I can't find the door.

Mother this hurts!
This isn't sane!
Why are they ignoring my cries?
I'm in so much pain!

My blood is falling to the floor.
My life is slipping away.
The pain is worse then anything I've ever felt!
I died a painful death that day.

And what did I die for, mother?
To be made into a human's feast?
Don't they have other food, mother?
Do they really need roast beef?

Is this what happened to you too, mother?
Is that pile of blood where you laid?
Is that the way you left this world?
By the human's blody blade?

A poem about slaughtering animals.