OK, so. I may be a newcomer to the site officially but I have been around for a many a years now. I just recently came to the conclusion that I should make it official so I can post some of my own works and talk to other writers etc.
Writing has always been a deep passion of mine and I wish to continue it in the future. Although I don't think I will make it a career I will certainly widen my horizons. Keep the option open ya know?

A few tidbits about me (because I just know you are dying to see what I am really like!)

Name: No, my real name is not Mrs. Barnes, it's just my pen name. I am not married although I do want to change that eventually. Preferably to the man with the last name Barnes. You might know him. He also answers to Ben, Hot Stuff, Sexy, Amazing, That New British Guy, and-the most popular-Prince Caspian.Yes, I am in love with the Narnian prince. So move out of the way Susan, he's MINE! Rawr!

TV: OK, so I am going to admit to everyone out there in Fan-fiction land that I, the future Mrs. Barnes, have an addiction. It is the beautifully demonic and brain washing magic box we all know as the Television. :dramatic pause: Wow, I am so relieved to have off of my chest. :sigh of relief: A few of the captivating programs I watch religiously are Gilmore Girls, 8 Simple Rules, Grounded For Life, Drake and Josh, Law and Order: SVU, (the CI just bores me to death) and Life With Derek. Also, when it was on, I worshiped Sailor Moon. I am not even kidding you. No matter what I was doing that day, if Sailor Moon was on I was right there in front of the TV, eyes glued to the screen. You could not pay me to move. Now I own the complete series on DVD and several other memorabilia items such as posters, clothing,action figures, an alarm clock, a plushy Luna, key chains, mini polly-pocket type figures complete with castle, office supplies, two journals, and her famous Silver Crystal. Yeah. I am a fan and gosh darn proud of it!

Music:Music is what feelings sound like. It gives us a chance to totally express ourselves without us looking like total self centered brats. Talking about yourself and explaining yourself are too different things. Music is a tool to which many know how to use. Now if you asked me what my favorite type is or who my favorite artist is I would have no answer for you. I go on every individual song and how it makes me feel. My genre is just as wide ranged. I love a little of everything. Except Rap. I have never in my life heard a Rap song and said to myself "Wow, I need to go download that one right now! I totally get what they are saying." No. Every song is the same theme over and over again. Money, girls, drugs, and those playa hatas tryin to keep us down. Grow up will ya? Jeez.

Books:I am a fanpire-loud and proud baby! If you don't know what that is...well, I pity you fool. I love twisted tales of mythical creatures and forbidden love. When I was young, I told my mom I wanted to be a werewolf. I even tried to get our dog to bite me so I could 'transform'. I was a strange child. I will also draw towards a heroine instead of a hero. I blame Sailor Moon for that one.

Fandoms:I love a good Sailor Moon crossover! The main character would of course have to be Uasgi. The only other scout I would read would be Sailor Mercury aka Ami. But that would be very rare. I am a die hard Moonie Fan, my loyalties lay with her. Some of her other dimension lovers I love are Sesshomaru (Inu), Goku (DBZ), Jack and/or Will (Pirates), Harry Potter (what do u think?), Legolas and my personal favorite Aragorn (LOTR). I also read some Lackson and Moliver (HM). I worship Dasey (LWD). Because they are true love. If you disagree I will kill you. End of story.

My Philosophy: You love who you love. Simple as that. I am all for Gay marriage. I am known as an freak with some of my 'Christian friends' because of my ideas on what love is. I was actually asked to leave a Bible study meeting because of them. Scary, I know. But I am not going to give them up because they seem 'wrong' to others. They have their beliefs and I have mine. However, my 'free love' motto has gotten me to see things that others don't. For example, I think Drake Bell and Josh Peck make an adorable couple. They're complete opposites; they balance each other out. Now I'm not calling either one of them gay, I'm just saying that if they were to get together then I would be very happy for them and wish them the best of luck. Yeah, I'm pretty radical. Get used to it.

Now that I have said all of that, I would also like to share with the class my new obsession. Thanks to my awesome way of thinking, I have stumbled upon a couple that are a match made in misfit Heaven. I do not care what you say (as you can probably guess) they are just so gosh darn cute. If I owned the show, the series finale would have ended a lot differently. Are you dying with antisapation yet? Good. Drum roll please! :taps fingers on desk: OK, my new favorite couple is...Luke Danes and Rory Gilmore! Yes, I know. Perfection right? I thought so. :sigh: But I know there are a few of you with doubtful thoughts. Tisk tisk. Ye of little faith need to go over and read Opy's Rory Leigh. You will be a believer in no time!

Well, thank you for checking out my profile! I'm happy that you took the time to read my rants and raves. I am also very sorry for you at the same time. You must have no life if all you do is sit around and read random stranger's thoughts. But that's OK, I am with you on that one. My Saturdays consist of me sitting at my computer for hours on end eating fatening foods and thinking of new ways to change the world so it better fits my standards. I wouldn't change it though. I am happy happy happy!

And now for your viewing pleasure...Luke Danes being...well...Luke Danes. He doesn't need to be anything else to be entertaining!

LUKE: Sookie!
SOOKIE: Hey, I was looking for your paprika.
LUKE: Hey, what have I said about the counter?
SOOKIE: I know.
LUKE: How the counter is a sacred space?! My sacred space. You don't do yoga on the Dhalai Lama's mat and you don't come behind my counter, period!
SOOKIE: I was trying to help.
LUKE: (to Lorelai) You bring her again, I want her on a leash, I mean it!

LUKE: Violent pencil tossing usually signals the need for pie.
RORY: What if I'd thrown a pen?
LUKE: I would've brought you a trout.

LORELAI: You'll have to entertain me until she arrives. OK, Burger Boy, dance.
LUKE: Will you marry me?
LORELAI: What?
LUKE: Just looking for something to shut you up.

LUKE: You're not going to kill the bag boy.
LORELAI: Why not?
LUKE: It's double coupon day. You'll bring down the town.

LUKE: Twelve guys stood in a row all night waiting for an enemy that never showed. They got stood up. They should've been wearing prom dresses.

LUKE: Tradition is a trap that allows people to stick their heads in the sand. Everything in the past was so quaint, so charming. Times were simpler. Kids didn't have sex. Neighbors knew each other. It's a freaking fairy tale. Things sucked then too. It just sucked without indoor plumbing.

LORELAI: Don't you have any kind of holiday special? Something festive?
LUKE: I just got some Grey Poupon. That's French.

LUKE: Yeah, I'm just not big on hospitals you know the smell, people being wheeled by with tubes sticking out of them, you know, drainage, fluids, gaping holes -

LUKE: So she's a super intelligent chick with great physical and deductive skills?
LORELAI: Yes.
LUKE: Oh, this is not a chick I want to find. (for those of you who don't know, they are in deed looking for a chicken)

And for the Grand Finale...his famous Jam Hands Speech!
LUKE: But me, raising a kid? I don't even like kids. They're always sticky, you know, like they've got jam on their hands. Even if there's no jam in the house, somehow they've always got jam on their hands. I'm not the right guy to deal with that. I have no patience for jam hands!

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you believe that the government should make levees and not war, copy & paste this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing will annoy them more.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

They say hard work never hurt anybody, but why take the chance.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

Just some random quotes I thought were funny. =D

Check this out, it's really fun!

Love Test

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm IN CHOIR, so I MUST be an airhead and have no real skills.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm a OVER 16 YEAR OLD TEEN MALE signed with DISNEY so I MUST be a GAY, CHILDISH, FAG

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I'm a TEEN GIRL who likes to HAVE GOOD NATURED FUN with my FRIENDS so I MUST be a WHORE, SLUT, and a LESBIAN

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try

I like the JONAS BROTHERS so I MUST be a TEENIE BOPPER, OBSESSED FAN GIRL

I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans

I am a HANNAH MONTANA FAN so I MUST be childish and immature

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet

Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of. BOLD the ones that apply to you.