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Author has written 38 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter. Click on my homepage to find me on LiveJournal. I'm still working out how to use it (a long and painstaking task) but I would love to have you all add me as a friend! yaoishrine dot synthasite dot com. - A lovely archiving site set up by Fang Nicole. This is a site that will eventually be filled with story recommendations by Fang Nicole. No longer do we have to sift through the crap that is piled onto this site! INTRODUCING THE SASUNARU AWARDS thesasunaruawards.webs.com Tanuki-Mara’s List Of Pet Peeves. 1 Teme for Seme, with Nar-uke! I both love and hate SasuNaru. I hate it because any twelve year old out there can throw together a story in two weeks and get five hundred reviews simply because someone watched three episodes of Naruto and those are the only names they can remember! Seriously, if you’re going to write SasuNaru make sure you understand the depth of the pairing, the connection they have. Don’t just shove them together, make them say ‘dobe’ and ‘teme’ a bunch of times before having them fuck like bunnies! Depth people! Depth! And that depth, that connection, is what makes me love SasuNaru. 2 Like, z@mFg! Y@ur a sht revwer! I fucking hate reviewer’s that simply review ‘Omg! I love it! Update!’ Seriously, the review option is for reviewing what you thought of the story! Proper feedback! Not some random comment about how you got a giant nosebleed. I love reviews, but seriously, I love proper ones that tell me what you love about the story best!! 3 Oh dear, you're going to hell for this homosexual erotica. Ok people, get over it. I don’t read Yuri, but good for them if they like girls! I mean, I loooooove yaoi! People love yuri. Their choice. And if you hate yaoi get over it. For God’s sake. I hate hentai sex but I don’t go flaming people when it pops up in stories! I just freak out and close the window. Get over yourselves!! 4 Holy crap you're alive! Ok, if you’re going to write a story, write it. Don’t write a chapter, wait three months, and then start writing another. I mean, I understand if you have shit going on that makes it hard for you to update, but it’s not fair on readers if you post three chapters of an awesome story and then just vanish without a word! Come on, leave a note or something!! 5 Oh this looks inter- HOLY SHIT!! Ok, my beta/seme Kay and I are always on the look out for good stories that aren’t SasuNaru paired. And it’s so fucking hard to find stories like that if people don’t fill out the ‘character a’ and ‘character b’ part when making a story!! You may think it’s cool to have a mysterious summary that only hints at the story without saying the pairing, but it’s not. It’s a fucking pain in the ass to get a chapter in and find out it’s a freaking GaaLee story! Which is the fucking devil! That pairing is disgusting!! I mean, Rock Lee is probably one of the straightest people out there, and he looks horrible with Gaara!! 6 Oh? A co-writer? I don't remember advertising for one... It's my Goddamn story!! If I want to kill Sasuke off, I will! I don't want you fucking bitching to me about how you loved my story but the ending ruined it for you and why didn't I do this...? BECAUSE IT'S MY FUCKING STORY!! I also HATE reviews that try to suggest stuff! I mean, I make Oro-chan rock up, cause some havoc, and you're all 'Ah! I hate Oro!' and then he leaves and you're all suddenly 'when's Oro coming back?' MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND!! 7 Parabéns! Badhai ho! Mabrouk! поздравления! SPEAK ENGLISH! Congratulations! You can speak three sentences of Japanese! Don't put it in your story. I'm fine when people have the honorifics (-san and -chan etc) but I don't want full fucking sentences in there where I have to scroll down to the bottom of the Goddamn page to find out what you said! I don't care if you speak Japanese - I don't! And the story's categorized under English! So write in English! 8 And I want to thank my mother and my father and my brother and sister and... People, reviews come with a reply link. I understand if you want to list the names of all the people you would like to thank for their constant reviewing, but don't give them all an individual line and comment!! 9 lke, thnks, spl-chk! There is a spell-check people. Use it, for fucks sake. 10 The Cold-blooded Murder of the English Tongue Alright, I'm from Australia, and as you may have noticed, we use the same spelling as England - AKA the PROPER way to spell. So yes, I will put a 'u' in colour, saviour and honour. Because that's how I spell it. I also know the difference between 'a lot' and 'alot' and trust me, y'all want the first one. Also, 'defiantly' and 'definitely' are two different words, people!! 11 Holy crap! A baby! Ok, I'm fucking sick of all the times I've read about Naruto literally crapping out a baby. Ok, we all know men don't have the necessary... bits to give birth, but that's what C-sections are for, people!! Seriously, if Naruto's having a baby he can handle being cut open when numbed. And remember - a large number of women end up shitting as they push the baby out... yeah, think about that next time you write Naruto shitting a baby... literally. 12 Peeping Tom Fan-Girls Ok, I HAAAAAAATE all those people who have Sakura and Ino pushing each other out of the way in order to spy on Sasuke and Naruto fucking. I mean, ok I get it, we like yaoi, and we like to think that heaps of other people like yaoi but seriously, INO AND SAKURA HAVE BEEN PRACTICALLY IN LOVE WITH SASUKE FOR AGES. They're not just going to drop everything and say 'that's so hot!' They're gonna be pissed, and they're gonna be out for revenge. 13 Oh nice ONE-shot... now turn it into a sequel! Ok, on the odd occasion I will do a sequel to a one-shot, but I hate all those people who read one of my one-shots that obviously is NEVER going to be continued and spam me with a review that only says 'sequel! sequel! sequel!' AHH! I hate that! It's a ONE-SHOT!! And that’s the end of my little rant for now. I will post more when something new pisses me off. Tanuki's Rejects. Ok, you may have seen some of my old stories popping up on a new account. Well yeah, that's me. You'll notice they're no longer down here. I either didn't like them or didn't think they were worthy enough to be on this page. So please, don't send me PMs about them. There is a AN at the end of everyone saying that it's me. READ IT! People who don't will be called idiots. | |||||||
1. The Four Suits reviewsEveryone went into it thinking that they held all the cards and could control the game. And then things changed again, and again, and again. Whose gamble is going to pay off big-time when all the cards are down? ItaNaruNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,932 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 11-22-09 - Itachi U. & Naruto U.2. Collect My Heart reviewsSasuke owes the Hyuuga family a great debt. Every three days they send Neji to collect. What happens when Sasuke runs out of money? What will he use to pay it then? NejiSasuNaruto - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-22-09 - Neji H. & Sasuke U. - Complete3. The Creepy Connection reviewsAll their life, twins Naruto and Kyuubi have been connected. Now that Naruto's getting laid, the connection is pissing Kyuubi off. He decides to show Naruto how much.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 11-22-09 - Kyuubi & Itachi U. - Complete4. For the Love of a Good Hair Dryer reviewsForced to give up sex with his hair dryer held hostage, Itachi Uchiha finds something worth more than his hair dryer. And its name is Neji Hyuuga. Neji/Itachi, yaoi, lemon, OOC, etc. CRACK!Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,882 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 11-12-09 - Neji H. & Itachi U. - Complete5. Freedom Isn't Free reviewsAll Neji wanted was a job. All Itachi wanted was someone to screw. They both found something more. ItaNeji, yaoi, PWP.Naruto - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,567 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 11-1-09 - Itachi U. & Neji H. - Complete6. Fortune Teller Nightmares » reviewsSummary: Kamerreon’s Drabble Challenge — a drabble a day until my imagination dies — exactly sixty days from today. AU, Gen, Het, and Slash.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 17,601 - Reviews: 476 - Updated: 10-29-09 - Published: 9-1-09 - Complete7. The Thrill of Devotion reviewsBeing kept apart for a month because of business was one of the worst things that could happen in Naruto's mind. Luckily, Itachi has a plan to solve their problem. ItaNaruNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,977 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 10-14-09 - Itachi U. & Naruto U. - Complete8. The Cheshire Cat » reviewsNaruto orders a rare cat online... but he winds up with a humanoid instead! Worse, the humanoid keeps trying to molest him! Will Naruto return him? Will Sasuke LET him? SASUNaru, yaoi. Influenced by the manga 'Love Neko'Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,792 - Reviews: 1082 - Updated: 9-25-09 - Published: 3-13-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.9. Broken Weapon, Perfect Weapon reviewsWithout Zabuza and Orochimaru, Haku and Kimimaro were nothing more than broken weapons. They had no one to serve, no purpose to fill. However, now that they're together, can their broken pieces be joined? KimiHakuNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,103 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-17-09 - Kimimaro & Haku - Complete10. Wrong For Him reviewsHarry Potter scowled as he fisted his hands in his hair. Why was this happening to him? All he wanted to do was lose his virginity! But everyone was just, wrong. Perhaps he was being a little too picky? LVHPHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 54 - Published: 8-14-09 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete11. The S Saga » reviewsShort Stories with various pairings. Each chapter has a new theme. Rated for language. SLASH.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,308 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 7-27-09 - Published: 7-15-09 - Harry P. - Complete12. Blank Canvas reviewsSasuke is happily living with Naruto, his lover and dearest person. Naruto is not-happily living with his lover and dearest person. In fact, at this moment, he'd rather be not-living, not-happily with his lover and dearest person. SasuNaruNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,653 - Reviews: 96 - Published: 7-9-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete13. Completely Addicted reviewsKyuubi has spent over a decade trapped inside Naruto. Now, beneath the moonlight, the bars vanish, and he's free. Yet, even though he now has his freedom, he still finds himself at Naruto's side. KyuuNaruNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,164 - Reviews: 91 - Published: 7-8-09 - Naruto U. & Kyuubi - Complete14. Moving On » reviews“Uchiha’s do not grieve. They do not mourn. They move on. So move on. Find someone who can care for your son with you.” When Sasuke said this to his brother, he didn't have his best friend in mind. ItaNaru, yaoi. Beta'd!Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,371 - Reviews: 634 - Updated: 7-2-09 - Published: 2-25-09 - Naruto U. & Itachi U. - Complete15. Playing The Hostage » reviewsIt had started out like a normal day. Naruto went to the bank, and that was where 'normal' vanished. A criminal organisation, gunshots, and a hostage situation. ItaNaruNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,595 - Reviews: 366 - Updated: 6-10-09 - Published: 5-5-09 - Itachi U. & Naruto U. - Complete16. The Way You Say My Name reviewsNeji was torn between duty and freedom, and had been for as long as he could remember. Then it happened, he found a way to gain his freedom and serve his clan at the same time. Itachi had promised him. ItaNeji light SasuNaruNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,646 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 5-18-09 - Itachi U. & Neji H. - Complete17. My Bastard, The Possessive Owner reviewsNo matter how many times Kakashi groped him, no matter how many times he was hit on by strange men, no matter how much he hated this French Maid uniform, he still had to wear it. SasuNaruNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,088 - Reviews: 71 - Published: 5-15-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete18. My Seme is an Uke! » reviewsWhat was freaking Sasuke out was that hours before someone had been pounded into the bed. And that someone was Sasuke Uchiha." Yaoi, NARUSasu, crack.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,002 - Reviews: 179 - Updated: 4-25-09 - Published: 4-2-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete19. The Promise Of A Lifetime reviewsSasuke and Naruto planned to be together since their childhood - will that last? SasuNaru, shameless fluff.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,635 - Reviews: 56 - Published: 4-22-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete20. Let Love In » reviewsSasuke meets a man in a CD store. A man who changes his life. Yaoi, SasuNaru, two-shot, based on songs by 'The Goo Goo Dolls.'Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,225 - Reviews: 89 - Updated: 4-20-09 - Published: 3-30-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete21. Valentines Day Kisses reviewsSasuke receives a lot of chocolate on Valentines Day... except from the one person who matters most. Sequel to Christmas Kisses, SasuNaru, fluff... so much fluff.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 4-16-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete22. Christmas Kisses reviewsA question in school upsets Naruto. Thankfully, Sasuke is there to cheer him up. Light SasuNaru, FLUFF, one-shotNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 77 - Published: 3-18-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete23. The Hand That Feeds reviewsSasuke buys a new pet, a spirited fox... will Sasuke be able to tame Naruto? And will Naruto be able to resist his beautiful new owner? SasuNaru, yaoi, various other side-pairings.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 103 - Published: 3-13-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.24. Itachi's Treasure reviewsSasuke is having a wonderful day. As is Itachi. Naruto is having an awful day. What happens when their days collide? Why, ItaNaru of course! yaoi, lemon, one-shotNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,938 - Reviews: 56 - Published: 3-1-09 - Itachi U. & Naruto U. - Complete25. Reality TV Sucks reviews“Will you go on a date with me?” Wow… this is too good to be true! …well, what do you know, it is. Yai, SasuNaru, lemonNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,763 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 2-19-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete26. Gotta Be Somebody reviewsSasuke hates that stupid song... too bad it's the soundtrack to his day. SasuNaru, yaoi, lemon.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 49 - Published: 2-12-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete27. What Happens In Tanzaku City » reviewsSasuke and Naruto wake up after a drunken night in Tanzaku City... oh my... what's that on your finger, Uzumaki-san? Or should I say, Uchiha-san? Yaoi, SasuNaru, AUNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,154 - Reviews: 482 - Updated: 2-6-09 - Published: 1-12-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete28. Sasuke's Magazine » reviewsSasuke hates his therapy class… but after finding a magazine things have gotten a little more interesting… yaoi, NaruSasu, lemon in second chapter.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,309 - Reviews: 134 - Updated: 1-26-09 - Published: 1-24-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete29. Where Is My Mind? » reviewsWelcome to Hokage Mental Institute for the insane, home of Uzumaki Naruto. Enter Uchiha Sasuke, an angry teenager in need of a new therapy class. But what’s really wrong with Naruto? And how does Sasuke help? Yaoi, SasuNaru, KakaIru, OOCnessNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,911 - Reviews: 644 - Updated: 1-16-09 - Published: 11-14-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete30. Retarded Equine Influenza reviewsNaruto gets his first horse for his sixteenth birthday present! Hey, let’s go for a little ride to a nearby spring… holy crap! What happened to my horse! Yaoi, lemon, SasuNaruNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,899 - Reviews: 93 - Published: 1-6-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete31. Gaara's New Friend reviewsGaara gets a new friend! One thing leads to another and they eventually cannot control their feelings… yaoi, lemon, one-shot, NejiGaaNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,903 - Reviews: 47 - Published: 12-28-08 - Neji H. & Gaara - Complete32. Happy Endings » reviewsCinderella - Naruto style. SasuNaru, Yaoi, swearing, lemon eventual - basically all the good stuffNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,197 - Reviews: 240 - Updated: 12-26-08 - Published: 12-11-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete33. Crimson Charm » reviewsA lonely vampire finds an stunning beauty he wishes to immortalize. However, the stunning beauty isn't that eager. Of course, this doesn't dissuade the vampire, not in the least. SasuNaru, AU, OOC, VampficNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,831 - Reviews: 190 - Updated: 12-6-08 - Published: 11-24-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete34. Naruto's Instructor reviewsNaruto’s girlfriend drags him to dance lessons. Naruto is getting some rather… odd vibes from his instructor. Is it just him? Lemon, yaoi, one-shot NejiNaruNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,061 - Reviews: 61 - Published: 12-6-08 - Naruto U. & Neji H. - Complete35. Only You reviewsNaruto gets invited to be a model for the Icha Icha chain. Sure that place has a perverted reputation, but it can't be that bad, right? ...too bad Naruto looks like such an adorable uke! PWP, yaoi, EXTREME OOCness - In the form of mega perv Sasuke!Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,643 - Reviews: 102 - Published: 12-1-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete36. Birthdays reviewsNaruto hates birthdays, but this one’s not looking so bad… SasuNaru, yaoi, lemon, one-shotNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,102 - Reviews: 48 - Published: 11-28-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete37. Itachi's Sunshine » reviewsNaruto asks one too many questions while chained to a wall. Does he want to know Itachi’s response? ItaNaru, yaoi, lemon, Four-Shot. Starts off with OOC Itachi but changes after the 1st one-shot!Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,060 - Reviews: 121 - Updated: 11-13-08 - Published: 9-28-08 - Naruto U. & Itachi U. - Complete38. Naruto's Week reviewsNaruto has been given a proposition by the Akatsuki... and one week to decide. Yaoi, lemon, ItaNaru, One-ShotNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,119 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 10-15-08 - Naruto U. & Itachi U. - Complete
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