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since: 06-08-08, id: 1598730, Profile Updated: 12-29-12
Author has written 74 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, and Hobbit.

Tanuki-Mara’s List Of Pet Peeves.

1 Teme for Seme, with Nar-uke!

I both love and hate SasuNaru. I hate it because any twelve year old out there can throw together a story in two weeks and get five hundred reviews simply because someone watched three episodes of Naruto and those are the only names they can remember! Seriously, if you’re going to write SasuNaru make sure you understand the depth of the pairing, the connection they have. Don’t just shove them together, make them say ‘dobe’ and ‘teme’ a bunch of times before having them fuck like bunnies! Depth people! Depth! And that depth, that connection, is what makes me love SasuNaru.

2 Like, z@mFg! Y@ur a sht revwer!

I fucking hate reviewer’s that simply review ‘Omg! I love it! Update!’ Seriously, the review option is for reviewing what you thought of the story! Proper feedback is more likely to get a reply. Not some random comment about how you got a giant nosebleed. I love reviews, but seriously, I love proper ones that tell me what you love about the story best.

3 Oh dear, you're going to hell for this homosexual erotica.

Ok people, get over it. I don’t read Yuri, but good for people who like it. I mean, I love yaoi. People love yuri. Their choice. And if you hate yaoi get over it. For God’s sake. I hate hentai sex but I don’t go flaming people when it pops up in stories! I just freak out and close the window. Get over yourselves.

4 Holy crap you're alive!

Ok, if you’re going to write a story, write it. Don’t write a chapter, wait three months, and then start writing another. I mean, I understand if you have shit going on that makes it hard for you to update, but it’s not fair on readers if you post three chapters of an awesome story and then just vanish without a word. Come on, leave a note or something.

5 Oh this looks inter- HOLY SHIT!!

I am always on the look out for good stories that aren’t SasuNaru paired. And it’s so fucking hard to find stories like that if people don’t fill out the ‘character a’ and ‘character b’ part when making a story. You may think it’s cool to have a mysterious summary that only hints at the story without saying the pairing, but it’s not. It’s a fucking pain in the ass to get a chapter in and suddenly you're hit with Kidomaru raping Haku. GOD, Labels! Warnings! USE THEM!

6 Oh? A co-writer? I don't remember advertising for one...

It's my Goddamn story. If I want to kill Sasuke off, I will! I don't want you fucking bitching to me about how you loved my story but the ending ruined it for you and why didn't I do this...? BECAUSE IT'S MY FUCKING STORY. If you don't like it, don't read it. I also HATE reviews that try to suggest stuff, suggest which path I take. I mean, I make Oro-chan rock up, cause some havoc, and you're all 'Ah! I hate Oro!' and then he leaves and you're all suddenly 'when's Oro coming back?' MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND.

7 Parabéns! Badhai ho! Mabrouk! поздравления! SPEAK ENGLISH!

Congratulations! You can speak three sentences of Japanese! Don't put it in your story. I'm fine when people have the honorifics (-san and -chan etc) but I don't want full fucking sentences in there where I have to scroll down to the bottom of the Goddamn page to find out what you said. I don't care if you speak Japanese - I don't, and most people reading an English story don't. And the story's categorized under English. So write in English!

8 And I want to thank my mother and my father and my brother and sister and...

People, reviews come with a reply link. I understand if you want to list the names of all the people you would like to thank for their constant reviewing, but don't give them all an individual line and comment. I mean, it just takes up so much room on the page, and no one wants to read a giant thank you to other people.

9 lke, thnks, spl-chk!

There is a spell-check people. Use it, for fucks sake.

10 The Cold-blooded Murder of the English Tongue

Alright, I'm from Australia, and as you may have noticed, we use the same spelling as England - AKA the original way to spell. So yes, I will put a 'u' in colour, saviour and honour. Because that's how I spell it. I also know the difference between 'a lot' and 'alot' and trust me, y'all want the first one. Also, 'defiantly' and 'definitely' are two different words, people. So please, don't lecture me on my spelling because I've put a 'u' into a word, or I say 'Mum' instead of 'Mom.'

11 Holy crap! A baby!

Ok, I'm fucking sick of all the times I've read about Naruto literally crapping out a baby. Ok, we all know men don't have the necessary... bits to give birth, but that's what C-sections are for, people. Seriously, if Naruto's having a baby he can handle being cut open when numbed. And remember - a large number of women end up shitting as they push the baby out... yeah, think about that next time you write Naruto shitting a baby... literally.

12 Hell Hath No Fury...

Ok, I HATE all those people who have Sakura and Ino pushing each other out of the way in order to spy on Sasuke and Naruto fucking. I mean, ok I get it, we like yaoi, and we like to think that heaps of other people like yaoi but seriously, INO AND SAKURA HAVE BEEN PRACTICALLY IN LOVE WITH SASUKE FOR AGES. They're not just going to drop everything and say 'that's so hot!' They're gonna be pissed, and they're gonna be out for revenge.

13 Oh nice ONE-shot... now turn it into a sequel!

Ok, on the odd occasion I will do a sequel to a one-shot, but I hate all those people who read one of my one-shots that obviously is NEVER going to be continued and spam me with a review that only says 'sequel! sequel! sequel!' AHH! I hate that! It's a ONE-SHOT!!

And that’s the end of my little rant for now. I will post more when something new pisses me off.

Tanuki's Rejects

Ok, you may have seen some of my old stories popping up on a new account. Well yeah, that's me. You'll notice they're no longer down here. I either didn't like them or didn't think they were worthy enough to be on this page. So please, don't send me PMs about them. There is a AN at the end of everyone saying that it's me. READ IT! People who don't will be called idiots.

The Cheshire Cat... IN SPANISH! HERE

Done by the fabulous Nekomata-Mizu

Wrong For Him... IN POLISH! HERE

My facebook page where you can ask me questions, etc:

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1. The Real Thing reviews
Bilbo Baggins discovers the difference between what he reads in books and the real thing. Thilbo Bagginshield.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,071 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 1-24-13 - Bilbo B. & Thorin - Complete
2. Willingly Here reviews
A deal between gods is never good, especially when they are betting with other gods. ItaKiba, smut, NC-17, yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,684 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 6-1-12 - Kiba I. & Itachi U. - Complete
3. A Hundred Days Of Gwyllion » reviews
A drabble a day for a hundred days, dedicated to my dear friend Gwyllion. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,494 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 7-7-11 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
4. Six Bowls reviews
Naruto will do anything for ramen... anything. SasuNaru. Yaoi. Smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 49 - Published: 7-7-11 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
5. The Pro's and Con's reviews
...of starting a relationship with Mr.Kitsune. Naruto contemplates starting a relationship with his teacher. KyuuNaru. Yaoi. Smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,292 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 7-7-11 - Kurama/Kyuubi & Naruto U. - Complete
6. Hit The Deck reviews
NejiNaru. Pirates. Naruto is taken aboard a pirates vessel. Will he escape or adjust to life there?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,163 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-7-11 - Naruto U. & Neji H. - Complete
7. Hate and Love reviews
Fluff! Naruto says some things in childish innocence that hurt.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-7-11 - Naruto U. & Minato N. - Complete
8. Decision or Destiny? reviews
Hunter of Evil, Sasuke Uchiha is saddled with a Kitsune Prince. Will the fox prince be of help? Or hinder his work?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,228 - Reviews: 47 - Published: 7-7-11 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete
9. Closet Monster reviews
KankuKiba: Kiba needs a nudge out of the closet. Kankuro is only too happy to help. Yaoi, smut, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,982 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 7-7-11 - Kankuro & Kiba I. - Complete
10. After The Beep reviews
NaruShino: Shino brings home a new toy. Naruto is intrigued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 7-7-11 - Shino A. & Naruto U. - Complete
11. The ABC'S Of Love reviews
Something is distracting the top student at The Academy, his grades are slipping. Uzumaki-sensei knows what it is, and he decides to take it away, despite the student's protests. yaoi smut etc
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,534 - Reviews: 60 - Published: 7-7-11 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete
12. 10 Drabbles for 10 People » reviews
10 drabbles for 10 different people, over on Y!Gallery. Includes SasuNaru, ItaNeji, ShikaNeji, NejiGaa. Yaoi, lemons, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 50 - Published: 3-17-10 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
13. Barely Touched Snow reviews
Gaara is afraid to let Neji touch him intimately. He thinks of himself as Barely Touched Snow. Will Neji tire of him once he is no longer pure? NejiGaa, yaoi, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,159 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 3-17-10 - Neji H. & Gaara - Complete
14. My Precious Person Is reviews
Naruto loves ramen lots. He tells the whole class. This upsets Sasuke for some reason. SasuNaru, fluff
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 115 - Published: 3-17-10 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete
15. Fight The Moonlight reviews
They met as children. They had an awkward adolescent encounter. As adults, they meet again. SasuNaru, yaoi, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 3-17-10 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete
16. KisaIta Drabbles reviews
Sequel Drabbles to Favourite Colour
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 3-17-10 - Kisame H. & Itachi U. - Complete
17. All I Need reviews
Sasuke doesn't need his family. All he needs is Naruto. NaruSasu, yaoi, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 56 - Published: 3-17-10 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
18. Compromise reviews
Neji wants Gaara to be his friend. Gaara ignored him. Neji learns to compromise. NejiGaa, FLUFF.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 3-17-10 - Neji H. & Gaara - Complete
19. When You're Ready reviews
Kisame will wait until Itachi's ready. KisaIta, fluff, shonen-ai.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-17-10 - Kisame H. & Itachi U. - Complete
20. Easter Too reviews
Itachi doesn't like chocolate. Kisame does. KisaIta, FLUFF.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 3-17-10 - Kisame H. & Itachi U. - Complete
21. Favourite Colour reviews
Itachi hates his therapist. However, attending appointments just got a lot more interesting. KisaIta, yaoi, lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 71 - Published: 3-17-10 - Kisame H. & Itachi U. - Complete
22. Pure, Uncensored Need reviews
After a long day at work, Itachi comes home to his husband to relax. ItaNeji, yaoi, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 3-17-10 - Itachi U. & Neji H. - Complete
23. In The Past reviews
Young Itachi makes a new friend in the local park. Fluff, ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 45 - Published: 3-17-10 - Itachi U. & Naruto U. - Complete
24. Cereal's Ficcage of Awesome reviews
Kyuubi has been away on a business trip. Minato misses him dearly... yaoi, KyuuMina, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 3-17-10 - Kurama/Kyuubi & Minato N. - Complete
25. Understanding Emotions reviews
General Sai does not understand emotions. Field Marshal Itachi helps him. ItaSai, YAOI, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,003 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 3-17-10 - Itachi U. & Sai - Complete
26. The Four Suits » reviews
Everyone went into it thinking that they held all the cards and could control the game. And then things changed again, and again, and again. Whose gamble is going to pay off big-time when all the cards are down? ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,973 - Reviews: 205 - Updated: 3-4-10 - Published: 11-22-09 - Itachi U. & Naruto U. - Complete
27. Guardian reviews
Fred and George always shared everything . . . until it came to Harry. Fred's decided that he's keeping Harry as his. Will George support his brother, or resent Harry for coming between them? For Kamerreon's Extra Plunnies Challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 58 - Published: 1-13-10 - Fred W. & Harry P. - Complete
28. Ace In The Hole, a The Four Suits sidestory reviews
Damn Kyuubi! He always had an ace in the hole, a way to better, contradict or nullify whatever argument Minato had." Kyuubi/Minato, yaoi, lemon, etc. This is for The Cereal Killer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 1-12-10 - Kurama/Kyuubi & Minato N. - Complete
29. The Difference reviews
...between an Uchiha and an Uzumaki. The differences in raising an Uchiha baby and an Uzumaki one.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 61 - Published: 1-12-10 - Naruto U. & Fugaku U. - Complete
30. Spoil Of War reviews
Prince Itachi takes the only surviving Hyuuga as his after a devastating war. Neji adjusts to the new life very slowly. Chibi fluff, ItaNeji, yaoi, etc. This is for Gwyllion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-12-10 - Itachi U. & Neji H. - Complete
31. Papilio Rutulus reviews
Naruto is Shino's closest friend. His own Papilio Rutulus. Chibi fluff, ShinoNaru implied. This is for NekoHaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-12-10 - Shino A. & Naruto U. - Complete
32. Naruto's Quest for a fish tank reviews
Naruto has to find a present for his secret santa. It turns out to be more difficult than he thought. Chibi fluff, SasuNaru implied. This id for Gwyllion.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 1-12-10 - Naruto U. - Complete
33. My Moron reviews
Naruto is Sasuke's best friend. His only friend. But after Sasuke overhears him talking to Kiba, he has his doubts. NaruSasu, yaoi, smut, lemon, etc. This is for Aiek.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 70 - Published: 1-12-10 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
34. Hallelujah reviews
Naruto, king of Konoha, gets an unexpected visitor who drastically changes his life. SasuNaru, yaoi, implied lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 1-12-10 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
35. Bringing Home Strays reviews
Sasuke's mother always told him not to bring home strays. What happens when Sasuke does? And it's a human? SasuNaru, yaoi, smut, lemon, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,221 - Reviews: 60 - Published: 1-12-10 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete
36. A Birthday Wish reviews
Naruto always celebrates his birthday alone. However this year, he gets some unexpected company. Chibi fluff, SasuNaru implied, for The Cereal Killer
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 59 - Published: 1-12-10 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
37. First Impressions reviews
Sakura wants her new boyfriend to meet her two best friends. Sasuke and Naruto get bored while waiting for Sakura. A bored and horny Uchiha is never a good thing... SasuNaru, yaoi, lemon, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 78 - Published: 1-6-10 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete
38. Collect My Heart reviews
Sasuke owes the Hyuuga family a great debt. Every three days they send Neji to collect. What happens when Sasuke runs out of money? What will he use to pay it then? NejiSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 11-22-09 - Neji H. & Sasuke U. - Complete
39. The Creepy Connection reviews
All their life, twins Naruto and Kyuubi have been connected. Now that Naruto's getting laid, the connection is pissing Kyuubi off. He decides to show Naruto how much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 65 - Published: 11-22-09 - Kurama/Kyuubi & Itachi U. - Complete
40. For the Love of a Good Hair Dryer reviews
Forced to give up sex with his hair dryer held hostage, Itachi Uchiha finds something worth more than his hair dryer. And its name is Neji Hyuuga. Neji/Itachi, yaoi, lemon, OOC, etc. CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,600 - Reviews: 57 - Published: 11-12-09 - Neji H. & Itachi U. - Complete
41. Freedom Isn't Free reviews
All Neji wanted was a job. All Itachi wanted was someone to screw. They both found something more. ItaNeji, yaoi, PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,316 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 11-1-09 - Itachi U. & Neji H. - Complete
42. Fortune Teller Nightmares » reviews
Summary: Kamerreon's Drabble Challenge — a drabble a day until my imagination dies — exactly sixty days from today. AU, Gen, Het, and Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 15,637 - Reviews: 482 - Updated: 10-29-09 - Published: 9-1-09 - Complete
43. The Thrill of Devotion reviews
Being kept apart for a month because of business was one of the worst things that could happen in Naruto's mind. Luckily, Itachi has a plan to solve their problem. ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,682 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 10-14-09 - Itachi U. & Naruto U. - Complete
44. The Cheshire Cat » reviews
Naruto orders a rare cat online... but he winds up with a humanoid instead! Worse, the humanoid keeps trying to molest him! Will Naruto return him? Will Sasuke LET him? SASUNaru, yaoi. Influenced by the manga 'Love Neko'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,533 - Reviews: 1240 - Updated: 9-25-09 - Published: 3-13-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
45. Broken Weapon, Perfect Weapon reviews
Without Zabuza and Orochimaru, Haku and Kimimaro were nothing more than broken weapons. They had no one to serve, no purpose to fill. However, now that they're together, can their broken pieces be joined? KimiHaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 9-17-09 - Kimimaro & Haku - Complete
46. Wrong For Him reviews
Harry Potter scowled as he fisted his hands in his hair. Why was this happening to him? All he wanted to do was lose his virginity! But everyone was just, wrong. Perhaps he was being a little too picky? LVHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 98 - Published: 8-14-09 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete
47. The S Saga » reviews
Short Stories with various pairings. Each chapter has a new theme. Rated for language. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,634 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 7-27-09 - Published: 7-15-09 - Harry P. - Complete
48. Blank Canvas reviews
Sasuke is happily living with Naruto, his lover and dearest person. Naruto is not-happily living with his lover and dearest person. In fact, at this moment, he'd rather be not-living, not-happily with his lover and dearest person. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,087 - Reviews: 145 - Published: 7-9-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
49. Completely Addicted reviews
Kyuubi has spent over a decade trapped inside Naruto. Now, beneath the moonlight, the bars vanish, and he's free. Yet, even though he now has his freedom, he still finds himself at Naruto's side. KyuuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,595 - Reviews: 208 - Published: 7-8-09 - Naruto U. & Kurama/Kyuubi - Complete
50. Moving On » reviews
"Uchiha's do not grieve. They do not mourn. They move on. So move on. Find someone who can care for your son with you." When Sasuke said this to his brother, he didn't have his best friend in mind. ItaNaru, yaoi. Beta'd!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,644 - Reviews: 700 - Updated: 7-2-09 - Published: 2-25-09 - Naruto U. & Itachi U. - Complete
51. Playing The Hostage » reviews
It had started out like a normal day. Naruto went to the bank, and that was where 'normal' vanished. A criminal organisation, gunshots, and a hostage situation. ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,126 - Reviews: 439 - Updated: 6-10-09 - Published: 5-5-09 - Itachi U. & Naruto U. - Complete
52. The Way You Say My Name reviews
Neji was torn between duty and freedom, and had been for as long as he could remember. Then it happened, he found a way to gain his freedom and serve his clan at the same time. Itachi had promised him. ItaNeji light SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,896 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 5-18-09 - Itachi U. & Neji H. - Complete
53. My Bastard, The Possessive Owner reviews
No matter how many times Kakashi groped him, no matter how many times he was hit on by strange men, no matter how much he hated this French Maid uniform, he still had to wear it. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,676 - Reviews: 100 - Published: 5-15-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete
54. My Seme is an Uke! » reviews
What was freaking Sasuke out was that hours before someone had been pounded into the bed. And that someone was Sasuke Uchiha." Yaoi, NARUSasu, crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,422 - Reviews: 234 - Updated: 4-25-09 - Published: 4-2-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
55. The Promise Of A Lifetime reviews
Sasuke and Naruto planned to be together since their childhood - will that last? SasuNaru, shameless fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 74 - Published: 4-22-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete
56. Let Love In » reviews
Sasuke meets a man in a CD store. A man who changes his life. Yaoi, SasuNaru, two-shot, based on songs by 'The Goo Goo Dolls.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 98 - Updated: 4-20-09 - Published: 3-30-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete
57. Valentines Day Kisses reviews
Sasuke receives a lot of chocolate on Valentines Day... except from the one person who matters most. Sequel to Christmas Kisses, SasuNaru, fluff... so much fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 60 - Published: 4-16-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
58. Christmas Kisses reviews
A question in school upsets Naruto. Thankfully, Sasuke is there to cheer him up. Light SasuNaru, FLUFF, one-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 119 - Published: 3-18-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
59. The Hand That Feeds reviews
Sasuke buys a new pet, a spirited fox... will Sasuke be able to tame Naruto? And will Naruto be able to resist his beautiful new owner? SasuNaru, yaoi, various other side-pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 145 - Published: 3-13-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
60. Itachi's Treasure reviews
Sasuke is having a wonderful day. As is Itachi. Naruto is having an awful day. What happens when their days collide? Why, ItaNaru of course! yaoi, lemon, one-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,434 - Reviews: 90 - Published: 3-1-09 - Itachi U. & Naruto U. - Complete
61. Reality TV Sucks reviews
"Will you go on a date with me?" Wow… this is too good to be true! …well, what do you know, it is. Yai, SasuNaru, lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,225 - Reviews: 55 - Published: 2-19-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
62. Gotta Be Somebody reviews
Sasuke hates that stupid song... too bad it's the soundtrack to his day. SasuNaru, yaoi, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 57 - Published: 2-12-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete
63. What Happens In Tanzaku City » reviews
Sasuke and Naruto wake up after a drunken night in Tanzaku City... oh my... what's that on your finger, Uzumaki-san? Or should I say, Uchiha-san? Yaoi, SasuNaru, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,408 - Reviews: 558 - Updated: 2-6-09 - Published: 1-12-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
64. Sasuke's Magazine » reviews
Sasuke hates his therapy class… but after finding a magazine things have gotten a little more interesting… yaoi, NaruSasu, lemon in second chapter.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 177 - Updated: 1-26-09 - Published: 1-24-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete
65. Where Is My Mind? » reviews
Welcome to Hokage Mental Institute for the insane, home of Uzumaki Naruto. Enter Uchiha Sasuke, an angry teenager in need of a new therapy class. But what's really wrong with Naruto? And how does Sasuke help? Yaoi, SasuNaru, KakaIru, OOCness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,907 - Reviews: 710 - Updated: 1-16-09 - Published: 11-14-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
66. Retarded Equine Influenza reviews
Naruto gets his first horse for his sixteenth birthday present! Hey, let's go for a little ride to a nearby spring… holy crap! What happened to my horse! Yaoi, lemon, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,179 - Reviews: 120 - Published: 1-6-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
67. Gaara's New Friend reviews
Gaara gets a new friend! One thing leads to another and they eventually cannot control their feelings… yaoi, lemon, one-shot, NejiGaa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,973 - Reviews: 59 - Published: 12-28-08 - Neji H. & Gaara - Complete
68. Happy Endings » reviews
Cinderella - Naruto style. SasuNaru, Yaoi, swearing, lemon eventual - basically all the good stuff
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,076 - Reviews: 294 - Updated: 12-26-08 - Published: 12-11-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
69. Crimson Charm » reviews
A lonely vampire finds an stunning beauty he wishes to immortalize. However, the stunning beauty isn't that eager. Of course, this doesn't dissuade the vampire, not in the least. SasuNaru, AU, OOC, Vampfic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,324 - Reviews: 252 - Updated: 12-6-08 - Published: 11-24-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
70. Naruto's Instructor reviews
Naruto's girlfriend drags him to dance lessons. Naruto is getting some rather… odd vibes from his instructor. Is it just him? Lemon, yaoi, one-shot NejiNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,349 - Reviews: 93 - Published: 12-6-08 - Naruto U. & Neji H. - Complete
71. Only You reviews
Naruto gets invited to be a model for the Icha Icha chain. Sure that place has a perverted reputation, but it can't be that bad, right? ...too bad Naruto looks like such an adorable uke! PWP, yaoi, EXTREME OOCness - In the form of mega perv Sasuke!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,107 - Reviews: 144 - Published: 12-1-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
72. Birthdays reviews
Naruto hates birthdays, but this one's not looking so bad… SasuNaru, yaoi, lemon, one-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,746 - Reviews: 67 - Published: 11-28-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
73. Itachi's Sunshine » reviews
Naruto asks one too many questions while chained to a wall. Does he want to know Itachi's response? ItaNaru, yaoi, lemon, Four-Shot. Starts off with OOC Itachi but changes after the 1st one-shot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,775 - Reviews: 151 - Updated: 11-13-08 - Published: 9-28-08 - Naruto U. & Itachi U. - Complete
74. Naruto's Week reviews
Naruto has been given a proposition by the Akatsuki... and one week to decide. Yaoi, lemon, ItaNaru, One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,132 - Reviews: 65 - Published: 10-15-08 - Naruto U. & Itachi U. - Complete
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