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Author has written 48 stories for Stargate: SG-1, Criminal Minds, Supernatural, Discworld, NCIS, Now and Again, Star Wars, Smallville, Leverage, Without a Trace, and Angel. 25/01/09 Ok, so I know that The Off-World Job has been a little slow. Life has been a little hectic at this end, but also my beta has almost finished with my NaNo fic. All I need to do is go through it and then there will be a chapter every couple of days for that, because I'd like to get it up because it's finished. In the meantime, I will be attempting to get the next bit of the Leverage fic to join on to where I left off, and there should be further Leverage in short order after the NaNo fic is done. 18/12/2008 :tears hair: What in the name of all that's holy are people doing to the English language?? Their is the posessive, there is positional and they're is the state of being. Why is it so hard to tell the difference between its and it's? Or your, yore and you're? And please, please stop asking people to bare with you. No, we are not going skinny dipping. This is not the word you're looking for. Also, what the heck is with the crowd saying "If you think #this# you've got another thing coming?" The heck, people? You're good writers normally! It's think! You've got another think coming! Like "Think again." Here, let me show you: If you think the right word in the next part of this sentence is "thing", you've got another think coming. If it's frustrating you too, copy and paste the above text into your profile, huh? Maybe we can get the message across by weight of numbers... It never happened, then suddenly overnight, everybody's doing it. Some of you write beautifully, and then you go and do that and it just throws me right out of the fic and I can't bring myself to go back. On a lighter note, I like crossovers - particularly those written by Vathara. (What're you still doing here? That was a rec. Go read her stuff. Especially the Urban Legends universe.) I'm also partial to yaoi, but can't seem to write it. I refuse to use the work sucks in relation to my writing of yaoi, because that would just be obscene. Also, it made me giggle for longer than Skippy's list allows. If you haven't read either 213 Things Skippy is no longer allowed to do, or the Evil Overlord List, go do so. Do not take potables with you to do so. If you do take potables with you, I hereby absolve myself from blame for the state of your keyboard. Also on my list of likes are (in no particular order) Gundam Wing, FAKE, Petshop of Horrors, Yellow, Antique Bakery, Chobits, Rurouni Kenshin, Terry Pratchett, Diana Gabaldon, The Goons, Monty Python, Stargate, St Trinians, War Poetry (Beaucourt Revisited is BEAUTIFUL. It can be found in the Dragon Book of Verse. I challenge you to read it without sobbing like a baby.), Alexander the Great (not the poncy camp-fest movie. The real guy who conquered 2 million (or so) square miles of territory in an era before people travelled more than a few miles from their own door. The man's empire stretched from Greece and Syria to the river Indus in India. All this before he was 33. He died about a month short of his 33rd birthday on June 10th 323 BC.), Star Wars (only the originals!), Edward Lear, Robin Hobb, Cadfael, Elizabeth Haydon, Life on Mars, Tamora Pierce and did I mention Terry Pratchett? Others will get added as I think of them... | |||||||||||
1. The Lost Lamb Job reviewsLost lambs and good shepardsLeverage - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-24-09 - Eliot S. & Parker - Complete2. And Today We Have Naming of Parts reviewsHow Eliot Spencer became Eliot SpencerCrossover - Supernatural & Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 8-4-09 - John W. & Eliot S. - Complete3. Frustration reviewsA white lie is preferable to smiting. No, really... Crossover. Internet cookies to the firstperson to guess the character.Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-12-09 - Castiel - Complete4. None So Blind reviewsNate learns something about one of his team that will have far reaching implications.Leverage - Rated: K - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-6-09 - Nathan F. & Eliot S. - Complete5. It's Good To Share reviewsThey mix the most awful drinks... Triplet AU. Warnings: Slash. Lots of slash. Triplets. TogetherLeverage - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-14-09 - Nathan F. & Eliot S. - Complete6. New Tricks reviewsAbby's nothing like an old dog, but it's still a new trick. Triplet AUNCIS - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-9-09 - Abby S. - Complete7. Dangerous Men reviewsMake sure you assess the situation properly before jumping in.Crossover - Angel & Leverage - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-9-09 - Angel - Complete8. Guess Who reviewsCan you guess who it is yet?Crossover - Angel & Leverage - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-9-09 - Lindsey M. & Eliot S. - Complete9. See It All Before reviewsIt's best to ignore him when he gets like this. Triplet AUCrossover - Angel & Leverage - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-9-09 - Complete10. Big Brother reviewsNever underestimate the size of an older sibling's protective streak.Crossover - Angel & Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-9-09 - Angel & Eliot S. - Complete11. Secrets Revealed reviewsSecrets have a way of getting out. Slash.Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-9-09 - Nathan F. & Eliot S. - Complete12. Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy reviewsSometimes Nate despairs of karaoke night. This is one of those times. Triplet AULeverage - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-9-09 - Nathan F. - Complete13. Forgetmenot?Is that what you really want? Pre-slashLeverage - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Published: 4-9-09 - Nathan F. & Eliot S. - Complete14. What I Do reviewsIt's what he does.Crossover - NCIS & Leverage - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-9-09 - Abby S. & Eliot S. - Complete15. Not What I Wanted reviewsIt wasn't what he wanted. Not at all.Leverage - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-9-09 - Eliot S. & Nathan F. - Complete16. Moving In reviewsOf all the things Lindsey had expected Angel's actions to cause, this hadn't even been on the list.Crossover - Angel & Leverage - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-9-09 - Lindsey M. & Eliot S. - Complete17. All Just Shades of Grey reviewsNate's a big fan of contrast. Kink. Slash. Threesome. Same 'verse as "A Little R&R".Leverage - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-9-09 - Complete18. Sharing reviewsIt's good to share. Slash. Lindsey/Spike/Eliot. Kind of Triplets, but on a wee bit of crack.Crossover - Angel & Leverage - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-9-09 - Spike & Eliot S. - Complete19. Being Drunk » reviewsSometimes, being drunk isn't so bad. For merrygentry over at commentficLeverage - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-9-09 - Complete20. The Tea Party is Over Job » reviewsCousin Abby shows up for a visit and Sophie finds an ally. But Eliot's still a pretty pretty princess. Triplet AU with Cousin Abby.Leverage - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-7-09 - Published: 4-2-09 - Sophie D. & Eliot S. - Complete21. A Venue Change reviewsI don't remember this bar being like this..." For prompt 83 of meredevachon's "Little Black Dress from Olklahoma" challenge: Eliot/Spike - "No, really. Did you know it was a lesbian bar?"Leverage - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-1-09 - Eliot S. - Complete22. The Way to a Man's Heart reviewsAs the saying goes, the way to a man's heart is through his stomach...NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-29-09 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Tony D. - Complete23. Not What it Looks Like reviewsThis isn't what it looks like. SlashLeverage - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-29-09 - Nathan F. & Eliot S.24. Leaving on a Jet PlaneOr not. As the case may be.Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Published: 3-29-09 - Nathan F. & Eliot S. - Complete25. Feeling Like The Sundance Kid reviewsNate is surprised. Not nearly as surprised as the vault.Leverage - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-29-09 - Nathan F. & Eliot S.26. Dreams reviewsNate likes to daydream. SlashLeverage - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-29-09 - Nathan F. & Eliot S. - Complete27. Leather reviewsSuch a versatile materialLeverage - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-29-09 - Nathan F. & Eliot S. - Complete28. Ruler reviewsIt doesn't take much to distract Nate. SlashLeverage - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-29-09 - Eliot S. & Nathan F. - Complete29. Black EyeSo just how did he get the black eye? Slash.Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Published: 3-29-09 - Nathan F. & Eliot S. - Complete30. The OffWorld Job » reviewsJack O'Neill offers his old friend a job. Crossover/fusion thingy with StargateLeverage - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,626 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 3-27-09 - Published: 1-1-09 - Nathan F.31. He Ain't Heavy, He's my Brother » reviewsRelationships are complicated. They get more so when people keep secrets. Nano 2009 fic. SPN/WaT/RK crossover. Complete! At last!Crossover - Without a Trace & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,850 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3-26-09 - Published: 2-24-09 - Complete32. But I Wanna Smite It! reviewsA magical accident leaves Uriel a little problem. Or as a little problem. Whichever.Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 3-23-09 - Castiel & Dean W. - Complete33. Triplet Male Strippers » reviewsLA is in a whole heap of trouble... Crossover with AngelLeverage - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-27-09 - Published: 2-25-09 - Eliot S. & Nathan F. - Complete34. The Tea Party Job reviewsThis is one duty Eliot didn't expect to be carrying out. This one is now officially part of the Triplet AU.Leverage - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-3-09 - Complete35. The How the Other Half Live JobSequel to "The Off World Job" and inspired by the genderf##k challenge on the comment fic community. When you're off-world, keep your team leader happy by NOT touching?Leverage - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Published: 1-29-0936. Sloth reviewsThe first step is recognising you have a problem. Drabble. Exactly 100 words on Nate for the geteven getfic lj community.Leverage - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-24-08 - Nathan F. - Complete37. A Little R&R reviewsLeverage Fic. Slash. Eliot is a little tense. Nathan and Alec know how to help - and Sophie and Parker are intrigued. Voyeurism. Spanking. All Tony's fault... Nathan/Eliot/AlecLeverage - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-10-08 - Complete38. End of an Era reviewsEverything must come to an end. Written as Gen. If you want to read it as something else, it's up to you. Deathfic. Futurefic.Smallville - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-10-08 - Clark K. & Lex L. - Complete39. Ghosts in the Force reviewsAt Mos Eisley, Obi Wan recognises two people he hasn't seen in a long time. SPN crossover. This is sort of an experiment. I kinda have more ideas. Let me know if it's worth continuing?Crossover - Star Wars & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 7-24-08 - Obi-Wan K.40. Light in the Dark reviewsThe only thing that doesn't make his eyes hurt is the light. SPOILERS for end S3Supernatural - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-18-08 - Dean W. - Complete41. Truth and Justice reviewsThe time has come for Dean to pay the piper. Or the Crossroads demon. He gets full marks for trying. BDS/SPN crossover.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-30-08 - Dean W. - Complete42. Revelations reviewsWho is Martin Fitzgerald, really? Crossover with Now and Again. Slash. I've warned you. I'm now officially not interested if you've read the warning then read the fic anyway even if slash offends you.Crossover - Now and Again & Without a Trace - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,630 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-14-08 - Danny T. - Complete43. Meetings reviewsA series of meetings through the years. SPN/NCIS CrossoverCrossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 1-19-08 - Abby S. - Complete44. Bad Days and Worse Days reviewsThe Winchesters have a bad day. Death has a worse one. Crack!Deathfic. SPNDiscworld crossover. Once again, this is crack.Crossover - Discworld & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-25-07 - Dean W. - Complete45. Lost and Found reviewsHope's easily lost, but sometimes it's not as lost as you thought. Drabble. 213 wordsStargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-26-07 - O'Neill, J. - Complete46. One of Those Days reviewsDrabble. Ever have one of those days?Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-26-07 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete47. Things SG Teams are No Longer Allowed to Do » reviewsJust a little comic relief around the SGC. Everyone needs to have a little fun. Rated K becuase they're reading naughty books... Darn Jarheads. Darn Flyboys. And the civilians aren't much better.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,189 - Reviews: 210 - Updated: 7-27-07 - Published: 2-23-06 - O'Neill, J. - Complete48. Snipers Make The Best Teachers reviewsSLASH! If you don't like it, don't read it! Spencer gets some instruction from a sniper on a little more than use of weapons. CMMag7ATF crossoverCriminal Minds - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-11-07 - Complete
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