Author has written 16 stories for Charmed, Supernatural, and Star Trek: 2009.
So, I'm in love with obsessing over TV shows that I deem worthy of obsession. Here's a list:
5) Vampire Diaries
I am also a proud Minion of Misha Collins and stalk him, Jared and Jim quite happily on Twitter. I am also happy to call myself a Twidjit. I am insane and I enjoy it. Fear me.
Rejection, Acceptance, What's next?= FINISHED!! I know! I can't believe it either.
Emerging from Darkness= Finished. How the heck did I manage that?
A Brothers Journey= Finished!! But since I love this freaking story soooooooo much I'm gonna make a sequel.
Raw Emotions: This is a re-write of Rejection, Acceptance, What's Next? It's going really well and I hope you all are enjoying it. I know this story hasn't been updated in... forever but I promise that I"m not giving up on it.
Wyatt's Memories: A oneshot about evil Wyatt in the future. It's done, but not my best so read and review if you want but if you don't I wont blame you.
Chris's Memories: Another oneshot. This one about Chris in the unchanged future. Reviews would make me smile :)
Love Potion Disasters: Probably the only humor gene I will ever write. I think this story is so disturbingly funny that if you start to read it, you wont stop no matter how much you want to :)
All Hell Breaks Loose: The sequal to 'A Brothers Journey'. I LOVE this story and I'm mainly just writing it for me so the writing may be a little shoddy.
Piper's Pain: A oneshot about Piper's grief for future Chris because I was really pissed off about how Leo was the only one that we saw grieving.
Prank Wars: With Food! = Oneshot of a random idea that popped into my head.
Juding Character= I screwed up the title. It was supposed to be 'Judging Character'. Bascially, it's Bobby's first impression of John and the Boys.
An Adventure in Therapy= Crack!fic Bobby forces Dean, Sam, Ruby and Cas to go to therapy! Set around The Rapture.
You know that you love animals more then people when you're watching a survival show and are rooting for the animal. "RUN TURTLE! RUUUUUUUUN!"
"You can't spell Slaughter without Laughter."
"Those who think happiness is a ray of sunlight shining through the clouds have clearly never danced in the rain."
"You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're ugly."
"Imagine what I could do if I had all my brain cells."
"Heart attacks. God's revenge for eating all his little animal friends."
"Never get in an argument with a schizophrenic and say, 'Who do you think you are?!'"
"If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?"
"When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and laugh as the fools try and figure out how you did it."
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."
"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is." -Ellen DeGeneres
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." -Terry Pratchett.
"All of us learn to write in the second grade. Most of us go on to greater things." -Bobby Knight
"I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean." -G. K. Chesterton
"From now on, ending a sentence in a preposition is something up with which I will not put." -Winston Churchill
"The only imaginative fiction being written today is income taxes." -Herman Wouk
"Prose before hoes." -Jacob Hewell's motto for life
"Cheese: milk's leap towards immortality." -Anonymous
"Drunk drivers are dangerous, but so are drunk backseat drivers if they're persuasive. 'Dude, make a left.' 'Those are trees...' 'Trust me.'" -Demetri Martin
"I won't say I had the toughest school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like, 'What I'm Going to be If I Grow Up.'" -(I forget who said it... Lenny Bruce, maybe?)
"I always knew my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio." -Rodney Dangerfield
“Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit."”
Weird Crazy Copy and Paste Thingies!! The ones in bold or italics are my fav.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of all the characters in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you wirte Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of actually doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binder with doodles/love notes/ confessions of love/ any other Twilight realted thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you are at just by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out all the Twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you have a folder in your backpack full of pictures (drawn and computer generated) for the Twilight series, and have all the playlist songs on your iPod. Crazy is when you walk into a store, walk around in duckie robes that are sold there, and take pictures of you and your friends doing crazy things (wearing cat beds on you head or kissing garden statues of frogs) until closing time. NONONO CRAzY is when, you and your cousins see a guy of a Four-wheeler and chase him away form the yard your in/ Crazy is when you spend two hours looking for something when you realised it'd been in your hand the whole time/ Crazy is when someone makes fun of you, but at the end of it they get red in the face because your laughing at them./If you're crazy, copy this into your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
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If you could read that then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room for no reason copy this into your profile
If with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch said it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
Put this into your profile if you didn't know that the Alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile
If you think the coco puff bird should go to rehab, copy this into your profile
If Gwen Stefani taught you how to spell bananas copy this into your profile
If you believe that the answer to life, the universe and everything is 42, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are sugar high 24/7 copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Unfaithful444, AshleyMarieHalliwell
Pluto was declared not a Planet on August 27th of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off orbit' to some scientists likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet copy and paste this onto your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO.
If you hate High School Musical, copy and paste this on to your profile
If you've ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate it when people label you, copy this into your profile
If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile
If you have a crush on somebody, but you are afraid to say anything about it, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Don't worry, your secret is safe! Greenpool's loyalty, Sparrowflight, Sapphirepaw (My friend told him the second to last day of school!), roughdiamond5, lilypotter32269599, Unfaithful444, AshleyMarieHalliell
Normal people are weird and not very smart. Copy and paste this, if you've ever wished you could get your IQ tested, just so you could find out exactly how much smarter you are than everybody else.
Chocolate is good. It is yummy. It has sugar. Copy and paste this in your profile if you have chocolate in your veins instead of blood.
If there are times you just want to annoy people for the heck of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out here are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're a part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add you name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie, Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angleofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, They Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM-'TophToph'-, chocolatecoveredbananacheese, Vanille Strawberry, Semper-Fidelis-To-Kataang, Aangsfanbr, DU EBRITHIL, First Gurl Rider, Unfaithful444, AshleyMarieHalliwell
If you've ever tripped over air copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you LOATHE Hannah Montana and whenever you hear her sing you are deaf for an hour, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you love a band and all of their songs, copy and paste this into your profile
If you love Harry Potter, Eragon, Inkheart, or LotR, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are obsessed with books and have more than two bookshelves, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
About 160,440 people die of lung cancer each year. About 85 percent of these people are smokers. Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you think smoking should be made illegal. (I'm writing a report about why smoking should be made illegal in my English class)
You know you live in 2007 when...
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
"People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual."
"You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?"
"Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot."
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite gender can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.
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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you're weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you jump up and down on the elevator, copy and paste this to your profile. (it feels so weird! :D)
If you ever get a random urge to start screaming copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. (I read each HP book in less than 14 hours)
If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" or the "I know a song that never ends" song copy this into your profile!
If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile.
If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you ever HAVE slapped someone (or punched them, kicked them, ect), copy and paste this into your profile.
99.9 of all teenage girls would cry if one of the preps walked up to them and called them a loser. If your one of the .1 that would turn around and say "so are you BITCH" or "just what are you going to do about it" or someting similar copy and pasdt this into your profile.
If your sick of people thinking that self-injury is all about being emo copy and paste this into your profile. SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT WHAT SI REALLY IS AND IT'S EFFECTS.
If you are a faithful Misha Minion, copy and paste this to you profile
If you love Jared, Jensen and Misha, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think Eric Kripke is an absolute genius, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you want Bobby/Jim Beaver to be your Father or Uncle, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you talk (scream) at the characters in Supernatural as if they can hear you, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have cried when something horrible or really awesome has happened in Supernatural, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think Michael should have stayed in John a little longer from 'The Song Remains the Same', post this to your profile.
If you find Castiel terribly attractive, post this to your profile.
If you think the special 'bond' Castiel and Dean share (mentioned in 'The Third Man') is attraction, post this to your profile.
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